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Li Yun'er thought to herself: "Finally it's my turn to play."

When the others saw Li Yun'er appearing on the stage, their eyes lit up.

"The goddess has finally appeared!"

"expect!"

"Haha, I like goddesses the most."

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Li Yuner: I am from Shizuigouzi, Lianhua Township, Huaicheng City, a big city. My name is Yuner. Today I am very excited. The sun is shining tonight, and the cloudy to fine night.

audience laughing
"The mood is very impulsive..."

Li Zhijie: Damn, what about the weather forecast? (Turns head and smiles lightly)
Xu Qian: Don't listen to him, she's talking about her mood.

Li Yuner's performance was even more moving: My mood turned from cloudy to sunny, why is that, because I found my grandpa, my grandpa is so kind, he can take me on that...sneaky road.

The audience laughed again.

"The goddess is so cute."

"I really want to pinch the goddess' face."

"so cute!"

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Teacher Li: Superstar Avenue. . . . . . .

Li Yuner: Go to Superstar Avenue.I am very grateful to my grandfather, you can give me this opportunity, I am so grateful to you, if you can really lead me to the Tao, I thank your eight generations of ancestors... I thank you on behalf of the eight generations of ancestors, I will never forget you Your great kindness and virtue, I will never forget you in this life, even if I am a ghost, I will never let you go.

The audience was dying of laughter.

The contrast is really too great, Li Yuner, who looks so pure and lovely, is actually so funny when she laughs.

It can be said that Lee Yoona has conquered many viewers.

"I sympathize with Teacher Li very much!"

"A moment of silence for Teacher Li."

"This grandfather is..."

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Teacher Li: Grandpa... No, no, her grandpa, the more I hear this, the more frightened I become.

Xu Qian: This child, what do you mean, she just wants to take revenge on you.

Teacher Li: Retaliation?
Xu Qian: No, no...not...to repay your kindness, let me reimburse you...repay...repay you, know how to repay your kindness, you can't forget grandpa when you have a good future, come, sing Xu Qian's "I'll die even if I die" Want to love!
The original work here is to sing "Qinghai-Tibet Plateau", but Xu Qian changed it here.

Audiences. . . . . . . . .

"This Xu Qian is too shameless, he still doesn't forget to promote his songs by this time."

"Never seen such a brazen person!"

"Nimma, this Xu Qian is deliberately embarrassing the goddess."

Many people began to worry about Li Yuner, because the pitch of the song "To Die To Love" is so high that most people really can't sing it!The one that can sing is Fengmao water chestnut.

Li Yuner: "If you die, you have to love. If you don't want to be hearty, you won't be happy. No matter how deep your feelings are, only this is enough to express your love..."

All the audience present felt their eardrums vibrate.

Everyone looked at Li Yuner in surprise.

Who would have thought that Li Yuner, who is delicate and cute in appearance, would be able to utter such a "Hedong Lion Roar"!
"so amazing."

"Nimma, I'm not sure..."

"I'll go, the goddess is too awesome."

"This voice..."

"I was stunned, and even sang "I Want To Love To Die"!"

"Where did Xu Qian find her?"

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There were many people in the circle present, and they all admired Xu Qian's vision in selecting candidates. They were able to select such a good seed as "Li Yuner" to join their company. They didn't know that Xu Qian let her join his company because he saw Li Yuner's beauty. company's.

Xu Qian looked at Li Yun'er very satisfied, and he was also very surprised, his voice was almost as good as that of "Han Hong" from another world.

Although a loud voice does not mean a bright future, but at least it is very shocking.

"It is indeed the facade I chose."

Xu Qian: Can you?

Teacher Li: I am young, but my voice is really high!

Xu Qian: One more tune up

Li Yuner: "I have to love even after death..."

Suddenly she stopped.

Li Yuner: Grandpa, today the brine is a bit salty~
audience. . . . . . . .

"Nimma, I lost the chain at a critical moment!"

"The voice of the goddess is really nice."

"I really want to hear the goddess sing."

. . . . . . . . . . .

All in all, the "Li Yuner" in this world is so amazing because of her amazing appearance, her sense of existence is much stronger than the "yadan" or "Maomao" in another world.

Xu Qian: Come on, after the performance we even cried and sang, we even cried and talked.

Teacher Li: Wait a minute, even crying and talking about what program?
The audience is also curious.

Xu Qian: It’s my family, why is it difficult, why is it not easy... that part~
audience. . . . . . . .

"It's really brilliant!"

"Xu Qian satirized some programs this time!"

"Xu Qian really dare to say."

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Mr. Li: That is the acceptance speech. "Avenue of Superstars" are all real people and real events. You have not been to Yanjing, and you have not been to the Avenue of Superstars, so you have an acceptance speech?
Xu Qian: No, it has something to do with the conditions. His grandpa is here. I don’t have the mental strength yet. This child is amazing. Look, when I say three numbers, she will cry, 1, 2, 3, cry ...Yun'er, you're really screwed, you left home and cried so quickly... You, come to have feelings for grandpa, here are the photos of grandpa.

Li Yuner: (crying) Uh... hum (laughs) hum... (laughs) haha...

The audience laughed like crazy too.

"No, this time I really can't."

"It seems that goddesses are all female nerves!"

"Killing me."

"The goddess is too funny."

"It seems that there is such a girlfriend..."

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Xu Qian: This kid is really screwed, what are you laughing at?Are you crying or laughing?
Lee Yoona: This is not a photo~ It’s so interesting!

Teacher Li: Let’s not talk about it. She has good talent and good singing skills.

Li Zhijie: That's not bad. If I can do it this way, I can do it too.

Everyone was surprised.

"Could it be that this sissy also has two brushes?"

"This sissy is also quite arrogant!"

"Is this guy more powerful than a goddess?"

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Xu Qian: Where are you going?

Li Zhijie: Go to "Avenue of Superstars"~
Xu Qian: What kind of avenue do you go to? You struggle to get into bed, and return to the superstar avenue. This is all about the art circle, so don't meddle in it!

Li Zhijie: Just let me sing one~
Xu Qian: You are not allowed to sing!
Li Zhijie: If you don't let me sing, I won't serve you food!
. . . . . . . . . . .

In the end, Teacher Li came forward.

Teacher Li: If you do this, let’s start talking, or report yourself.

Li Zhijie: My fate is the same as hers. I also have a grandfather named Li!

Everyone laughed.

"This trick is never tired of using it!"

"Another blunt approach!"

"I also have a grandfather named Li..."

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Xu Qian: Pull it down, there's no need, stop it, you should sing your song.

Teacher Li: Stop, stop, what will you do, young man?
Li Zhijie: I will imitate the show.

Teacher Li: Who are you imitating?

Li Zhijie: Imitate Teacher Liu!

Teacher Li: Where is Teacher Liu coming from?
Li Zhijie: "You and Me".

There was a lot of "booing" at the scene. Everyone knows that although "You and Me" was sung by Teacher Liu, Xu Qian did both the lyrics and the composition.

"This Xu Qian never forgets to promote himself!"

"Xu Qian is so fucking shameless."

"This is all my own song!"

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Xu Qian: Sing by yourself. I just got off the plane and I’m so tired. Sing with you!

Everyone laughed.

"This Xu Qian..."

""You and Me" is the title of the song, and he sang it as me and you."

"Nimma, it's too funny, no, I have to take it easy!"

Teacher Li: It's not him singing with me.

Xu Qian: I will not sing with him even more!

Xu Qian: Brother, let me explain to you, this is the name of a song called Me and You, let’s sing!
Li Zhijie: Me and you

(Out of tune) heart to heart

live with the earth
Oops, I seem to have sung "Across the Ocean to See You".

"Shut up!"

"Nimma, this Xu Qian is too crazy to advertise."

"They all sang their own songs."

"Too shameless."

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Xu Qian: Pull it down, the singing is off the track, and your pants are also off the track, you are the one who is off the track, stop singing, go and serve the food.

Everyone laughed.

They wanted to laugh when they saw Li Zhijie's off-kilter Scottish skirt.

Li Zhijie: Excited.

Xu Qian: You go serve the food.

Li Zhijie: I'll sing one more, Mr. Bi, can I sing it again?
Xu Qian: What are you singing?

Li Zhijie: Let me sing Xu Qian's, Xu Qian's "Actor"!
Xu Qian: Come on, by the way, who is Xu Qian?

Here Xu Qian made another adaptation.

"Shut up!"

The scene was full of "booing" again.

"This force is a bit blunt!"

"Xu Qian doesn't know Xu Qian..."

"Xu Qian is your uncle."

"Xu Qian's song is coming out again."

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Xu Qian: Brother, Xu Qian is the name of a singer. He is the most powerful original singer in China, and also the most handsome original singer.

"Shut up!"

"Nimma, I really don't want Bilian!"

"Have you ever boasted so much about yourself?"

"can not watch anymore......"

"It is tolerable or unbearable!"

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Li Zhijie: Xu Qian's voice is affectionate.

I, who should be acting with you, turn a blind eye

forcing someone who loves you to improvise
. . . . . . . . . . .

The audience looked at Li Zhijie in surprise.

Because he sang really like, and very affectionate.

In the impression of the audience, Li Zhijie was just a funny sissy, but they didn't think that he could sing so well, and he was not sissy at all when he sang.

The contrast was too great, which shocked them even more!
"This sissy sings really well!"

"People can't be seen!"

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Teacher Li: Come on again, who else will you sing?

Li Zhijie: I can also sing "Avenue of Superstars" and get out of that Po.

Teacher Li: Ah Bao has a high voice.

Li Zhijie: Next, I will sing a northern Shaanxi folk song "Shandandan Blossoms Blooming Red and Brilliantly" to Teacher Bi.

The one in Shandandan is blooming
bright red
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Teacher Li: Calm down.

Li Zhijie: Fighting the country

All the audience were surprised.

"Nimma, this voice is really high!"

"I can't tell, this sissy is so powerful."

"Hidden away."

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Many insiders were also shocked.

"Where did Xu Qian find these two perverts?"

"These two can do it!"

Teacher Li: What's your name?
Li Zhijie: My Chinese name is Xiao Zhijie.

Teacher Li: Do you still have a foreign name?

Li Zhijie: English name is xiǎo zhijie
audience. . . . . . .

"Isn't he still Xiao Zhijie?"

"The English name and the Chinese name are basically the same..."

"It's so fucking messed up."

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Teacher Li: What's your name?
Xu Qian: Did you understand? My English name is Xiao Xu Qian.

"Shh!"

It can be said that this is also a spectacle of the Spring Festival Gala.

"Little Xu Qian, Nima Xu Qian really doesn't want Bilian!"

"Boycott him."

"I am convinced by this guy!"

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Xu Qian: ...Well... Didn't you say that "Avenue of Superstars" is a stage for the common people? They all want it, and they can accept me too.

Teacher Li: Your name is also on a certain fox website?
Xu Qian: Click it and try it out. Besides, I have an important secret that I haven't revealed to you.

Teacher Li: "What secret?"

Xu Qian: "Actually, my grandfather was also surnamed Li."

all viewers. . . . . . . .

"This is so embarrassing!"

"But this skit is really funny!"

"It's so funny."

"This is absolutely the funniest skit I've ever seen."

ps: "It's finally over! The Spring Festival hasn't started yet!"

(End of this chapter)

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