Super Red Packet

Chapter 111

The tortoise spoke suddenly, the voice was very small and thin, like a baby, it sounded ridiculous: "Apprentice, why don't you worship the master when you see the master?"

Strange, this turtle talked?

Are you not mistaken?
Is it something disgusting?

Unclean things?Ominous things?
Meng Xiaoben frowned: It seems that digging it out may not be a good thing.

No, I have to figure out what it is about.

"You are my master? Who are you?" Meng Xiaoben was taken aback, then smiled again: Guizi, do you want to be my master?

"Of course I'm your master." Turtle nodded with certainty, blinking a pair of small eyes, looking at Meng Xiaoben.

"You are so small, you look like a tortoise that is only one or two years old, and you are still my master?"

"Apprentice, you made a mistake. When I was born 100 years ago, your grandfather hadn't produced your father yet."

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Where did the monster come from?

What's the history?
So rude to me, Meng Xiaoben, as soon as we met?
"Quickly tell me, your origin? Why are you lying on the floor of my house and sleeping." Meng Xiaoben said seriously.

The tortoise shook its head, wagged its tail, lifted one of its front crawlers, and said to Meng Xiaoben, "This is my home, and I am the master. When my master built this house 80 years ago, he put me in the ground." Zhenzhai, I have been sleeping here all the time. What about you, you have only been here for two days, and you pretend to be your master with me? Hahaha."

Meng Xiaoben guessed it right, it really was a thing that the previous owner used to town the house.

So, is it clean or dirty?Is it good or bad?
"You, aren't you an ordinary turtle?" Meng Xiaoben stretched out his hand, shook its front paw, and asked with a smile.It seems that if you want to tell its truth, you must have a good communication with it, don't talk about it.

The tortoise held Meng Xiaoben's hand tightly, in fact, it scratched his fingers with its paws, and its eyes were rather smug: "I don't know much about my origin, I only remember a little bit of childhood. Before , I seem to live in a big lake. My father is the turtle king in that big lake. He has countless shrimp soldiers and crab generals. I live the life of a son. One day, I was playing in the reeds by the lake and was caught. I was sold in the market. Later, I was caught by a wizard. Seeing that I had aura, he bought me home. Let me learn witchcraft from him. Since then, I have traveled far and wide with my master. Later, we came to Jiangcheng City to place Telling the fortune teller, there was a rich man who wanted to buy me back as a town house turtle, because his family was building a big house. My master was reluctant to let me leave, so he ran away overnight. I didn’t want to be hunted down by the rich man, and my master was chased. , was wounded, I was snatched back and buried underground. This burial lasted for 90 years.”

It turned out to be a spirit turtle with a bitter life experience.

Meng Xiaoben couldn't help feeling sympathetic, stretched out his hand to stroke the turtle's back, and said slowly, "You haven't eaten for 90 years, are you hungry?"

"I'm a little hungry, but I've been cultivating qi underground and cultivating immortality. I've been bigu for many years. It doesn't matter whether I eat or not. I just absorb the qi of the earth and turn it into nutrition." The turtle shook his head again, as if he had become a fairy Awesome look.

Refining Qi?Cultivation?
It is also refining Qi and cultivating immortals?
Aren't I practicing qi and cultivating immortals? I only practiced it for a month or two, but it has been practiced for 90 years. I must have deep experience in this aspect. It is really my master!
"What kind of Taoism are you practicing?" Meng Xiaoben wanted to know if the Taoism it practiced was from the same sect as his "Nine Layers of Immortal Journey", and if it was from the same sect, it would be even better.

The tortoise shook his head and patted Meng Xiaoben's finger: "There is no law, no law, no sky, no land, no life and no bounds, it is the law of nature, why pursue some sect?"

Listening to this high-level discussion, it is indeed extremely profound: there is no way and no law, because there is no law, there will be no sky.This is the reason.Because there is no sky, there is no earth, and because there is no heaven and earth, people have no life and no boundaries.Everything is natural.

Fuck, what a high opinion.

I, Meng Xiaoben, met an expert?
Hee hee, I can't be called an expert, I should be called Gao Gui.

Three people, there must be my teacher.

Unexpectedly, a tortoise turned out to be a master of cultivating immortals?

Meng Xiaoben suddenly wanted to find out the real ability of the turtle, don't be fooled by this turtle son.

"You said you could be my master, but what kind of ability do you have? For example, what kind of spell?"

"You don't trust me?" the turtle asked, tilting its head.

"Hearing is believing, seeing is believing. We only meet for a while, how can I trust you so easily?"

When the tortoise heard this, he nodded frequently, and said to himself: "It makes sense, it makes sense. These days, everyone has been tricked into elves, and they are extremely vigilant."

"Okay, apprentice, I'll show you a little trick." The tortoise patted the floor with its four paws, making a soft clicking sound, "I haven't used my skills for many years, and I'm really fucking itchy."

"What spell do you know?"

"I know a lot! Let me tell you, there are thousands of different kinds of spells in the world, and there are all kinds of sects, each of which occupies the top of the mountain. In fact, there are three schools of magic."

"Which three cases?"

"Taoism, witchcraft, ghost art."

"Tell me in detail." Meng Xiaoben became interested: this son of a bitch still has a bit of theoretical training.

"The space between heaven and earth is divided into three realms: the heaven, the human world, and the underworld. The magic of the heaven is Taoism. The Supreme Lord is the representative. The magic of the human world is witchcraft, which originated from the son of Emperor Shun and Wu Xian. The chief, later developed too many branches, and there is no representative person. The magic of the underworld is ghost magic, with Lord Yan as the representative. These three veins of magic are easy to be mastered by witchcraft, and of course there are some human spirits. , such as tortoises, spirit snakes, fox spirits, etc. My master majored in witchcraft, and of course I am also the true biography of witchcraft."

"Witchcraft, isn't it just burning a paper doll?"

"It's too superficial, too superficial. You don't understand the profoundness of witchcraft at all. Burning paper figurines and making people tired of winning are all elementary tricks, and most people can learn them. The real witchcraft reaches heaven and earth. , control the wind and thunder, walk without a trace, stand without a shadow, hit people thousands of miles away, the skill bursts out, and the world collapses... Tsk tsk, tsk tsk."

The tortoise slapped the floor triumphantly while talking.

"So powerful, then...how much have you mastered?"

"I have only practiced for a short time, and I have only mastered one or two tenths, and my master has only mastered two or three tenths."

"Then, since master has mastered two or three out of ten, why can't he get rid of it when he is hunted down?"

Meng Xiaoben suddenly had doubts: in the eyes of its master, it was at the average level.A rich man can beat the shit out of him with a few thugs. It seems that the kung fu is not good at all.

"You are wrong. My master met a master. This rich man hired a person who has been cultivating immortals for 300 years with a high salary. His skill is very good. Of course, my master is not a match, so he was injured. But after my master was injured, he sneaked into the mountains to practice , I once sent a spirit fox to deliver a letter to me, asking me to study hard underground, not to waste my great career of cultivating immortals, and when the time is right, he will come out of the mountain to pick me up."

Spirit fox?

A spirit fox?
(End of this chapter)