Super Red Packet
Chapter 112
Chapter 112
Meng Xiaoben was startled: Is it that spirit fox?
Not necessarily...but not necessarily not either.
"Then, well, show me your spells. If you are really good, I will take you as my teacher. If you are not good, you will take me as your teacher. Okay?"
The tortoise was overjoyed, "It's a deal, and it's a puppy to regret it."
"What skills are you showing?"
"Say it, tell me a question. I like other people to ask questions and I will do it. I come up with questions and answer them myself. It seems that I have no identity."
The tortoise looked a little confident.
Meng Xiaoben thought: This is the time to compete for the position of master and apprentice, so why not come up with a difficult one and stump it, then you can accept an apprentice.
What's the problem... If there is, let the tortoise play the role of the former homeowner, and solve the silk stockings and embroidered shoes.
Kill two birds with one stone.
Meng Xiaoben told the turtle about the silk stocking incident that happened just now.
When the tortoise heard this, he laughed loudly: "This is easy to handle. Isn't it just jealous? Look at me."
The tortoise said, stretching out his hand, "Go, get me a piece of white paper."
Meng Xiaoben stood up and walked to the wall, where there was a calendar hanging on it.
Tear off a piece, come over and hand it to the turtle.
The tortoise took the calendar, tore it with its two front paws, and quickly tore it into a human shape.
"Bring a pen!" The turtle stretched out his hand.
Meng Xiaoben took out another ballpoint pen from the drawer.
The tortoise scratched the paper and said, "No, you have a blue pen. I need a red one."
Meng Xiaoben hurried to find another red pen and handed it to it.
The turtle picked up the pen, brushed it, and wrote "Wang Jixue" on the chest of the little paper figurine.
This Wang Jixue is the name of the former homeowner.
After finishing writing, it raised its tortoise beak, plopped, and blew on the paper figurine's chest.
The paper man's hands and feet moved immediately, dancing and dancing, very weird, giving people a supernatural feeling.
The tortoise clasped its claws together, patted it, and clamped the little paper figurine between its claws.
After pressing for about two seconds, let go of the front paw.
Looking again, the little paper man was motionless.
The tortoise opened its mouth, curled its curls, stuffed the little paper man into its mouth, and started chewing.
Chewing, chewing, chewing for a long time, suddenly opened his mouth, and spit out with a plop.
What was spit out this time was not some scraps of paper, but a living little person.
It is about two or three inches long, and the clothes and demeanor are exactly the same as the former owner Wang Jixue!
"Does it look like it?" The tortoise asked with a smile, holding the little man on its front paws.
"It's so fucking similar!"
The little man was in the tortoise's claws, and he was dishonest, twisting from side to side, trying to jump out.
The tortoise patted his head and said, "Be honest."
The little man was really obedient and stopped moving.
The turtle stood him on its back, and said to Meng Xiaoben: "Okay, I'm ready here, you go upstairs and wait."
Meng Xiaoben went upstairs alone, Yifei and Qiongzi were sitting on the sofa getting angry, when they saw Meng Xiaoben coming upstairs, they rushed over together and hit him with four fists like raindrops.
While dodging, Meng Xiaoben said: "Don't fight, don't fight, don't murder your husband."
Qiong Zi scolded: "Today I must beat you to death."
As she spoke, she hit him harder.
After all, Yifei is Meng Xiaoben's woman, seeing a man being beaten by another woman, she became angry, and turned to protect Meng Xiaoben: "You really hit him."
Qiong Zi was stopped, and said sourly: "You protect him."
At this moment, the doorbell rang suddenly.
"Stop making trouble, stop making trouble, there are guests." Meng Xiaoben said hastily.
Opening the door, standing outside the door was the former owner Wang Jixue.
Meng Xiaoben was delighted: that tortoise's spells were so powerful that it turned into a living person.
Fake Wang Jixue said: "Meng Xiaoben, I'm here to get my things."
Meng Xiaoben immediately replied: "Okay, I'll wait for you to come. I thought you couldn't."
As he said that, Meng Xiaoben went to the basement, took out a cardboard box, and opened it, "Mr. Wang, please check if there is anything missing."
The fake Wang Jixue took a look, and there were some books, a few small speakers, and two embroidered shoes inside.
"Not a lot, a lot, I took it. Thank you."
The fake Wang Jixue left holding the box.
Meng Xiaoben turned around, spread his hands, and said to the two women: "How is it? Now I am innocent, right? Those women's things belonged to Wang Jixue's wife, so what does it have to do with me?"
Yifei and Qiongzi were stunned: they made a mistake, and Meng Xiaoben was really wronged.
Haha, Meng Xiaoben has successfully cleared his name.
Meng Xiaoben went back to the basement, holding the tortoise in both hands, "Turtle, oh tortoise, your spells are really good."
The little turtle shook its little round head triumphantly, "It's a small thing, a small thing, it's not worth mentioning."
Meng Xiaoben suddenly remembered about the vixen and asked, "Do you know? There is a vixen who comes to you every night."
"Hahahaha! Of course I know this."
"What does she want to do when she comes to see you?"
"She wants to cultivate immortality, and she wants to practice with me."
It turned out that this vixen also wanted to cultivate immortality.She is looking for a fairy companion.
Okay, okay, why don't I ask her to practice together!
Vixen, vixen, I must catch you and let you practice with me.
"What good way do you have to catch her?" Meng Xiaoben asked.
The tortoise shook her head and said sadly: "She was frightened last time, and she won't come again in a short time."
"Will she never come?"
"Not necessarily. After a while, she will come back? I guess so."
"Okay, I'll wait for her. Next time she comes again, you help me design a trap and capture her alive."
"Ok."
After lunch, Qiongzi wanted to go home, Yifei and Meng Xiaoben took her to the gate.
Qiongzi got into her own Cayenne, while fastening her seat belt, she rushed out the window and said, "You guys go back."
Meng Xiaoben held the tortoise in his hands, and the tortoise suddenly bit Meng Xiaoben's finger with its mouth.
Meng Xiaoben groaned and looked down at the turtle.
In front of Yifei, Guigui couldn't speak, and blinked at Meng Xiaoben, looking anxious.
Meng Xiaoben saw that there must be something wrong, so he said to Qiongzi: "You wait a moment, I will go back to the house and get something for you."
Then, Meng Xiaoben returned to the house with the tortoise in his arms.
"what's up?"
"It's not a big deal!" The tortoise's eyes widened, with a frightened look inside, "Your sister-in-law is in trouble."
"How do you tell?" Meng Xiaoben was startled, his voice changed.
"Yintang is three inches black, and there is a blue light in the back of the head. The witchcraft said: 'Yintang is black, and the flesh and blood are turned into ashes; the neck is blue, and my life is over!""
Meng Xiaoben was shocked: Qiongzi is fine, how could there be a sudden disaster?
"What kind of disaster? How to eliminate it?" Meng Xiaoben asked anxiously.
The tortoise closed its eyes and crossed its front paws together, as if calculating with its fingers.
After a while, the tortoise breathed a sigh of relief: "This disaster is right in front of us. It's neither a disease nor a pain. It's just a car accident."
car accident?
Is Qiongzi going to have a car accident?
Meng Xiaoben hurried out of the gate, beckoning, "Qiong Zi, get out of the car, get out of the car."
(End of this chapter)
Meng Xiaoben was startled: Is it that spirit fox?
Not necessarily...but not necessarily not either.
"Then, well, show me your spells. If you are really good, I will take you as my teacher. If you are not good, you will take me as your teacher. Okay?"
The tortoise was overjoyed, "It's a deal, and it's a puppy to regret it."
"What skills are you showing?"
"Say it, tell me a question. I like other people to ask questions and I will do it. I come up with questions and answer them myself. It seems that I have no identity."
The tortoise looked a little confident.
Meng Xiaoben thought: This is the time to compete for the position of master and apprentice, so why not come up with a difficult one and stump it, then you can accept an apprentice.
What's the problem... If there is, let the tortoise play the role of the former homeowner, and solve the silk stockings and embroidered shoes.
Kill two birds with one stone.
Meng Xiaoben told the turtle about the silk stocking incident that happened just now.
When the tortoise heard this, he laughed loudly: "This is easy to handle. Isn't it just jealous? Look at me."
The tortoise said, stretching out his hand, "Go, get me a piece of white paper."
Meng Xiaoben stood up and walked to the wall, where there was a calendar hanging on it.
Tear off a piece, come over and hand it to the turtle.
The tortoise took the calendar, tore it with its two front paws, and quickly tore it into a human shape.
"Bring a pen!" The turtle stretched out his hand.
Meng Xiaoben took out another ballpoint pen from the drawer.
The tortoise scratched the paper and said, "No, you have a blue pen. I need a red one."
Meng Xiaoben hurried to find another red pen and handed it to it.
The turtle picked up the pen, brushed it, and wrote "Wang Jixue" on the chest of the little paper figurine.
This Wang Jixue is the name of the former homeowner.
After finishing writing, it raised its tortoise beak, plopped, and blew on the paper figurine's chest.
The paper man's hands and feet moved immediately, dancing and dancing, very weird, giving people a supernatural feeling.
The tortoise clasped its claws together, patted it, and clamped the little paper figurine between its claws.
After pressing for about two seconds, let go of the front paw.
Looking again, the little paper man was motionless.
The tortoise opened its mouth, curled its curls, stuffed the little paper man into its mouth, and started chewing.
Chewing, chewing, chewing for a long time, suddenly opened his mouth, and spit out with a plop.
What was spit out this time was not some scraps of paper, but a living little person.
It is about two or three inches long, and the clothes and demeanor are exactly the same as the former owner Wang Jixue!
"Does it look like it?" The tortoise asked with a smile, holding the little man on its front paws.
"It's so fucking similar!"
The little man was in the tortoise's claws, and he was dishonest, twisting from side to side, trying to jump out.
The tortoise patted his head and said, "Be honest."
The little man was really obedient and stopped moving.
The turtle stood him on its back, and said to Meng Xiaoben: "Okay, I'm ready here, you go upstairs and wait."
Meng Xiaoben went upstairs alone, Yifei and Qiongzi were sitting on the sofa getting angry, when they saw Meng Xiaoben coming upstairs, they rushed over together and hit him with four fists like raindrops.
While dodging, Meng Xiaoben said: "Don't fight, don't fight, don't murder your husband."
Qiong Zi scolded: "Today I must beat you to death."
As she spoke, she hit him harder.
After all, Yifei is Meng Xiaoben's woman, seeing a man being beaten by another woman, she became angry, and turned to protect Meng Xiaoben: "You really hit him."
Qiong Zi was stopped, and said sourly: "You protect him."
At this moment, the doorbell rang suddenly.
"Stop making trouble, stop making trouble, there are guests." Meng Xiaoben said hastily.
Opening the door, standing outside the door was the former owner Wang Jixue.
Meng Xiaoben was delighted: that tortoise's spells were so powerful that it turned into a living person.
Fake Wang Jixue said: "Meng Xiaoben, I'm here to get my things."
Meng Xiaoben immediately replied: "Okay, I'll wait for you to come. I thought you couldn't."
As he said that, Meng Xiaoben went to the basement, took out a cardboard box, and opened it, "Mr. Wang, please check if there is anything missing."
The fake Wang Jixue took a look, and there were some books, a few small speakers, and two embroidered shoes inside.
"Not a lot, a lot, I took it. Thank you."
The fake Wang Jixue left holding the box.
Meng Xiaoben turned around, spread his hands, and said to the two women: "How is it? Now I am innocent, right? Those women's things belonged to Wang Jixue's wife, so what does it have to do with me?"
Yifei and Qiongzi were stunned: they made a mistake, and Meng Xiaoben was really wronged.
Haha, Meng Xiaoben has successfully cleared his name.
Meng Xiaoben went back to the basement, holding the tortoise in both hands, "Turtle, oh tortoise, your spells are really good."
The little turtle shook its little round head triumphantly, "It's a small thing, a small thing, it's not worth mentioning."
Meng Xiaoben suddenly remembered about the vixen and asked, "Do you know? There is a vixen who comes to you every night."
"Hahahaha! Of course I know this."
"What does she want to do when she comes to see you?"
"She wants to cultivate immortality, and she wants to practice with me."
It turned out that this vixen also wanted to cultivate immortality.She is looking for a fairy companion.
Okay, okay, why don't I ask her to practice together!
Vixen, vixen, I must catch you and let you practice with me.
"What good way do you have to catch her?" Meng Xiaoben asked.
The tortoise shook her head and said sadly: "She was frightened last time, and she won't come again in a short time."
"Will she never come?"
"Not necessarily. After a while, she will come back? I guess so."
"Okay, I'll wait for her. Next time she comes again, you help me design a trap and capture her alive."
"Ok."
After lunch, Qiongzi wanted to go home, Yifei and Meng Xiaoben took her to the gate.
Qiongzi got into her own Cayenne, while fastening her seat belt, she rushed out the window and said, "You guys go back."
Meng Xiaoben held the tortoise in his hands, and the tortoise suddenly bit Meng Xiaoben's finger with its mouth.
Meng Xiaoben groaned and looked down at the turtle.
In front of Yifei, Guigui couldn't speak, and blinked at Meng Xiaoben, looking anxious.
Meng Xiaoben saw that there must be something wrong, so he said to Qiongzi: "You wait a moment, I will go back to the house and get something for you."
Then, Meng Xiaoben returned to the house with the tortoise in his arms.
"what's up?"
"It's not a big deal!" The tortoise's eyes widened, with a frightened look inside, "Your sister-in-law is in trouble."
"How do you tell?" Meng Xiaoben was startled, his voice changed.
"Yintang is three inches black, and there is a blue light in the back of the head. The witchcraft said: 'Yintang is black, and the flesh and blood are turned into ashes; the neck is blue, and my life is over!""
Meng Xiaoben was shocked: Qiongzi is fine, how could there be a sudden disaster?
"What kind of disaster? How to eliminate it?" Meng Xiaoben asked anxiously.
The tortoise closed its eyes and crossed its front paws together, as if calculating with its fingers.
After a while, the tortoise breathed a sigh of relief: "This disaster is right in front of us. It's neither a disease nor a pain. It's just a car accident."
car accident?
Is Qiongzi going to have a car accident?
Meng Xiaoben hurried out of the gate, beckoning, "Qiong Zi, get out of the car, get out of the car."
(End of this chapter)
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