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Chapter 123 Extreme Pretendance: Drug Boy Chapter

Niu Yuanfang didn't speak, and laughed first: "Hahaha, Xiaoben, you boy, you are so fucking hurt. Let me tell you, my cousin called just now, and she secretly took that thing when she was making up lessons at the English teacher's house. , into the English teacher's teacup. After the English teacher drank it, a few minutes later, a strange phenomenon appeared. Guess what?"

"Get out of your paralysis, don't play tricks on me, tell me quickly!" Meng Xiaoben regained his energy.

"The English teacher's chest was quite big, at least a D cup, and she wore a tights. Suddenly, her tights became loose, and the two things on her chest slowly flattened, from two mountains to one. At the airport. At that time, a classmate shouted, "Teacher, the steamed buns have turned into sesame cakes. The English teacher was giving a lecture. When I looked down, I was so frightened that I collapsed on the ground, unconscious. A group of students stepped forward to help her. Unexpectedly , the skin on her body also began to change, becoming rough, like pine bark. The students helped her up and sat on a chair. At this time, her husband heard the movement from the kitchen and rushed out. When he saw it, he was shocked. Shout out, you, your Adam's apple! The students noticed that there was a big Adam's apple growing on the English teacher's neck. Her husband was completely shocked, and scolded: You are a fucking boy! Get out, get out, get out of this house quickly. Then, he grabbed the English teacher, dragged her to the door, kicked her out of the door, and shouted: Tomorrow, the Civil Affairs Bureau will get a divorce!"

Happy, happy!
Turning a young female English teacher into a real old man, the scene is spectacular and beautiful.

Unfortunately, unfortunately, Meng Xiaoben did not witness this scene with his own eyes.

Two days later, after his aunt recovered from her illness, Meng Xiaoben drove her to the chairman's house.

The chairman was very satisfied with his aunt and gave her a monthly salary of [-].

A few days later, the chairman entrusted the director of education to transfer his cousin and daughter to a key junior high school near the community, and the mother and daughter lived in the chairman's house together.

On the night when Meng Xiaoben drove his little cousin to the chairman's house, Meng Xiaoben suddenly received a strange private message, which was actually sent by Yaotong:
"Meng Huo, the Taishang Laojun asked me to tell you that you have made great progress in your Nine Lives Immortal Path cultivation. This progress is a leap forward. Because you have done a great good deed .”

"Me? I have done good deeds? What kind of good deeds are you referring to? I, Meng Xiaoben, have done so many good deeds that I can't even remember."

"You rescued a widow. This is a great virtue. According to the regulations of the Nine Layers Immortal Journey Research Committee of the Heavenly Court, if you rescue a widow, you will get 100 virtue points for cultivating immortals."

"100 virtue points? This score is too high, I'm so lucky. I remember, if you take a beauty and sleep it, you get 50 virtue points. In other words, saving a widow is equivalent to sleeping with two beautiful women! It's so tall." Meng Xiaoben wrote excitedly.

"That's it. Because widows need help more than beauties. They have no husbands and have to raise children. They are the vulnerable groups among the vulnerable groups, and they are the key targets of my poverty alleviation in heaven." Yaotong wrote.

"Then I will help widows more from now on."

"Yes, this is a great good deed with infinite merit. In addition, I will also reveal to you an unspoken rule. The regular meeting of the Nine Layers of Immortal Journey Research Committee is held once a month. Every meeting will discuss the points of immortal cultivators in the three realms. Here The unspoken rule is that it is important to help widows. It is a great virtue to make their lives worry-free. However, it is even more important to send emotional warmth to widows. The allegorical saying is good, widows sleep, and there is no one above. If you give widows emotional warmth Warmth, let the widow regain her youth, change from no one on top to someone on top, and regain the courage to live, that is infinite merit, so the committee will add 200 virtue points."

"Wow, that is to say, sleeping with a widow is equivalent to taking in four beauties?"

"Mathematically speaking, it is true. But don't say it so vulgarly, okay? What do you mean sleeping with a widow? Just thinking about sensual things, there is no noble sentiment at all. With your grade, do you still want to achieve a positive result?"

Hee hee, this little drug boy is really unstoppable in pretending to be aggressive.

If the drug boy was in front of him, Meng Xiaoben might punch him and make him pee his pants.

Meng Xiaoben knew that this kind of scumbag who did odd jobs and ran errands in front of big shots couldn't afford to offend them the most.If you offend them, they will speak ill of you in front of their masters.If you say it once, the master will not believe it, but if you say it ten times, the master will believe it.

Just bear with it.After I become a righteous immortal, I will go to the heavens to deal with you.

"Brother Yaotong is right. I have spent all my energy on mathematics, physics and chemistry in the past few years, and neglected spiritual cultivation. It is time to improve my spiritual realm."

"When you are free, read my master's Tao Te Ching."

"Okay, I will study it carefully when I have time."

"Okay, I'm offline, you can do it yourself."

When Meng Xiaoben saw that Yaotong was about to go offline, he suddenly felt that there were some things he hadn't asked clearly, so he hurriedly wrote:

"Brother Yao, I'm still not clear about one thing. You said just now that warming a widow costs 200 German points. What is the specific meaning of this 'warming'? Is it me who warms her personally, or does she get warmed through others?"

"Can the two be the same? They are not the same at all. If you think about it with your heels, you will understand! Come on, your understanding is too poor. I won't tell you the details, you won't understand. Okay, okay , I am a good person to the end, so I will tell you in detail. The unspoken rules are like this: you introduce a favorite lover to the widow, and the two live in harmony, making her warm, and I will give you 200 points. This 200 Points are actually to reward your intermediary credit. The biggest merit points are actually credited to the man who married the widow. However, if you sincerely go to warm a widow, make love with her, and make her happy, then , all the merit points will be recorded on you. In that case, the extra points will be amazing."

"How many virtue points?"

"Exactly how many virtue points, there are specific parameters to take into account. For example, if you warm a widow over 45 years old (including 45 years old), your score is only 10 points. With 45 years old as the upper limit, every If you are one year younger, you will get 100 extra points. Then, you are a science student, so you will not be bad at math, so you can figure it out yourself.”

Meng Xiaoben's mathematics is of course good, and if he can be admitted to a key university, this mathematics is nothing.One year younger is more than 100 points, and so on... Meng Xiaoben made a rough calculation and immediately came to a conclusion.

"Medicine boy, that is, if I warm a 25-year-old widow, I will get 2000 points of virtue? Right?"

"Yes, it is. But there are some additional rules."

"What additional rules?"

"Don't think that if you warm a 25-year-old widow, you will really get 2000 points of virtue. Because the great immortals of the Immortal Cultivation Research Committee will also specifically examine some of your performance in the process of 'warming' and the widow's performance." Performance."

(End of this chapter)