Super Red Packet

Chapter 124 Matchmaker Little Turtle

"Performance?"

"For example, if you stalk the widow shamelessly and chase after the widow, even if the widow is warmed up, the research committee will deduct 1900 points for you. This requires you to use your true feelings to slowly influence the widow, Civilized contacts and romantic relationships will get you the virtue points you deserve. In addition, there is another most important point, whether the widow really loves you, which is also very important. Only if she really falls in love with you, if you don't marry,' Only when the beauty smiles for you and the door opens for you' will you be given German points. Otherwise, you won't get the 2000 German points."

Oh, this time I completely understand!

It turned out that it was not easy to get these 2000 points of virtue.

Where can I find a young widow in my Meng Xiaoben, and she really loves me?
Even if she really loves me, how can I really love her?There is only one Qiongzi in my heart, and other women can only occupy a very small corner in my heart.

It seems that I can't take the shortcut of 2000 points.

Or consider being a widow's intermediary and introduce the widow to the man she likes, so that I can use other men to give myself extra points.

Haha, haha... Two people immediately appeared in Meng Xiaoben's mind: the chairman and his aunt.

Meng Xiaoben was snickering, the little turtle sneaked up behind him, stretched his neck long, and peeked at his WeChat.

The conversation between Meng Xiaoben and Yaotong was all seen by the little turtle.

"Hahahaha, Meng Xiaoben, so you have such a big secret from me." The little turtle jumped up from the ground while clapping its hands.

Meng Xiaoben turned around in a hurry, he saw the little turtle, and he regretted it: why am I so slack?I was too careless, my secret was known by the little turtle.

Meng Xiaoben became furious and cursed, "You bastard, how dare you peek at my WeChat?"

The little tortoise was grinning, proudly turned around on the ground a few times, and said sarcastically: "Some people are very loyal on the surface, but in fact they are not mean at all behind the scenes. I regard him as a good friend, but he keeps himself to me." It’s a secret. People’s hearts are separated from the belly. It’s hard to draw a dragon or a tiger. It’s hard to draw a picture of a dragon or a tiger. It’s too sad, I hurt my self-esteem too much, I have to leave here, leave this ungrateful villain.”

While talking, the little turtle slowly crawled towards the door.

Seeing that the little tortoise was really angry, Meng Xiaoben hurriedly ran a few steps, stood in front of the little tortoise, and bent down to make a boat for the little tortoise: "Little tortoise, little tortoise, can't I apologize to you? If you If you really leave me, I will die of grief. Are you so cruel? Can't you forgive me just once? Who hasn't done anything wrong in their life? Is your little turtle a saint?"

Meng Xiaoben's series of words moved the little turtle.

The little turtle stopped, looked up at Meng Xiaoben, nodded, and said: "Okay, I will forgive you this time. But there is one condition, you have to tell me what is going on with your red envelope group ?”

At this point, Meng Xiaoben has no way to keep hiding the secret, so he has to tell Little Turtle the whole story of the Three Kingdoms Red Envelope Group.

"Wow! You are such a great fortune! I have practiced for 80 years, and I still haven't got your current immortal fate! It seems that your process of cultivating immortals may be much faster than mine, and I am a little jealous."

When Meng Xiaoben heard this, he felt apologetic, and hurriedly said: "Then what can I do for you? Can I help you improve the process of cultivating immortals?"

"Hahahaha, I was just kidding with you." The little turtle smiled, "You are a human being, and your lifespan is at most 100 years old, so your cultivation must be short and smooth. But I am a turtle, and my With a lifespan of 500 or even 1000 years, I can slowly cultivate immortality and walk slowly!"

The little tortoise was half-literate and half-white, and Meng Xiaoben was in a good mood when he said this.

Meng Xiaoben picked up the little turtle and put it on his lap, "Come on, let's wait together to see if there is any red envelope today."

The two of them waited for a while, and there was no one bubbling in the red envelope group.

Meng Xiaoben had no choice but to turn off the phone in disappointment.

The little tortoise blinked and said mysteriously: "Just now the medicine boy told you that if you warm the widow, you will get virtue points. What are you going to do?"

Meng Xiaoben thought: Don't tell lies in front of real people, the little turtle is my most reliable and intimate friend, I should tell it the secret in my heart.Not to mention, what wonderful ideas does the little turtle have!

"I want the chairman and aunt..." Meng Xiaoben said, pointing his two fingers together and touching them.

The little turtle's eyes lit up, stretched out its claws, patted Meng Xiaoben, and said with a smile: "This is really a good idea, what are you going to do?"

Meng Xiaoben frowned, shook his head, and said depressedly: "I'm thinking about it, and I don't have any good ideas. Please give me an idea."

When the little turtle heard it, hahaha, you finally begged me.It was very proud. It patted itself on the head, held its head high, and said arrogantly: "My mistress used to be a matchmaker. Mistress has many tricks. I heard her talk about some of them. It was very inspiring. At that time, I almost threw me The career is positioned as a matchmaker."

"That's great, tell me quickly, how can we get the chairman and aunt to share the same bed?" Meng Xiaoben's eyes brightened, and he asked eagerly.

The little turtle sat on Meng Xiaoben's lap, squinted at Meng Xiaoben, and said, "If you really want to learn art from me, go upstairs immediately and bring a plate of dried fruits, and I will teach you while eating."

This little turtle is still showing off.

Meng Xiaoben had no choice but to put down the little turtle, went upstairs, took down a plate of almonds and a smile on the coffee table, and put it in front of the little turtle: "Eat it."

The little tortoise stretched out its paws, picked up one and smiled, peeled off the shell, threw it into its mouth, chewed for a long time, swallowed it, and then took a sip of tea, and then said slowly: "A man and a woman want to share the same bed. , nothing more than two words. One is love and the other is desire. Love comes first, followed by desire.”

"Yes, that's the reason." Meng Xiaoben responded modestly.

"Our first step is to make love between the chairman and aunt." The little turtle looked like a veteran in the field of love. Meaning. One is to marry first and then fall in love. It was like this in ancient times. Two newlyweds, who had never met, were matched by a matchmaker, changed posts, worshiped heaven and earth, and were sent to the bridal chamber. The two were on the same bed every night for a long time Yes, I'm in love."

"Yes, yes, that's the reason." Meng Xiaoben nodded in admiration.

"The second meaning is that two people have no feelings at first, but after a long time of contact, they develop feelings. The chairman and aunt should belong to the second type. They have been together for several days, and gradually develop some feelings. Feelings. However, this kind of long-term love is too slow, and we still need to fan the flames for them, so that the fire can burn as hot as possible."

(End of this chapter)