Chapter 150
"Okay, I'm unloading." Ouyang Han coincidentally shyly glanced at Meng Xiaoben, and slowly fulfilled the patient's obligations.

"Continue—" Meng Xiaoben ordered.

"Continue with what?"

"Continue!" At this time, Meng Xiaoben couldn't cure her illness at all, because there were still many obstacles.It's hard for a clever woman to cook without rice. In this way, no doctor will be able to cure the disease.

"Treating your back, why—"

"I want to infuse internal energy through the meridians of the whole body first. How can I find the meridians and acupuncture points without removing my clothes? Have you ever been to a hospital? Facing a male doctor, are you still wearing pants and refusing examination and treatment?"

Meng Xiaoben was upright and strict.

Ouyang Han cleverly said in a difficult way: "You don't know, I have a disease. I have had this disease since I was a child. That's it. I can't be completely naked, or wear clothes on the upper body, or pants on the lower body. I can't take off both at the same time. Yes. If I take it off at the same time, I will immediately have wind bumps on my body, big red bumps, one by one. I went to the hospital before, and the doctor said that it was called roseola, and it was caused by mental factors.”

When Meng Xiaoben heard this, he thought to himself: I have never thought about this problem.If she really has big pimples all over her body, can I still treat her?
Needless to say, to cure the disease, just think about our roseola, and my heart suddenly softens!

Meng Xiaoben has indeed heard of roseola, it is very scary, it is patchy, red, and the whole body is symmetrical!A little mysterious.But both gynecological secrets and modern medicine believe that there is nothing mysterious, it is just a rash.

"Then...you...you and Principal Zhao...also...have your upper body neatly dressed?"

"Go, go, not serious!" Ouyang Han slapped Meng Xiaoben with a smile.

This time, her far hand hit his hand.

Meng Xiaoben seemed to have been electrocuted.

This is the first time he has touched her skin!
Sure enough, extraordinary sludge, feels super good!
Meng Xiaoben's heart softened, and he gave in: "Okay, you don't need to take off the bottoms. I will remove your lump first, and then I will do the finishing work, that is, get rid of the poisonous gas left in the body. At that time , you put on your clothes and then take off the bottoms. That way, you can avoid roseola.”

"You're so smart, that's what I think." Ouyang Han glanced affectionately.

Tonight's Ouyang Hanqiao, with one look and one look, is full of affection, which makes Meng Xiaoben a little bit uncontrollable.

Hurry up, get her cured quickly, then lie to her, and then...

Meng Xiaoben is not serious again, thinking beautifully.

"Okay, don't move, I'll start to use my internal energy to eliminate your tumor!" Meng Xiaoben stood up, wearing thick medical gloves with both hands, stroking her back.

"You wear gloves, can you do it?" Ouyang Han asked cleverly.

"Practice medicine in a civilized way. It's an old saying that men and women don't know each other. I, Meng Xiaoben, am a pure and upright person. I don't wear gloves? That's a quack doctor. I'm a famous doctor, and I'm extremely pure."

Ouyang Hanqiao listened, nodded and remained motionless.

Meng Xiaoben put his hand on her back and looked back to the corner.

The little tortoise has been sitting there, observing everything that is happening in front of him.

Meng Xiaoben nodded at the little turtle.

The little turtle understood and hurried out.

It quickly climbed to the balcony, stretched out its front paws, clasped its palms together, and murmured something.

Meng Xiaoben suddenly felt that the lump he was pressing on his hand disappeared!

It must be the little turtle who broke the spell!

At the same time, Ouyang Hanqiao also felt the change, only felt the skin on the back loosen, and felt comfortable for a while!
The big bag that had been swollen for a few days suddenly calmed down!

She couldn't help reaching out her hand to her back and touching it: Damn!The lump is gone.

"Your lesions have been eliminated!" Meng Xiaoben pretended to be panting heavily, "It took a lot of my Yang Qi."

Ouyang Han cleverly thought: it's none of my business to waste your yang energy!Wasting your yang energy, should I dedicate myself to you?
dream!

Meng Xiaoben took credit for his pride and said triumphantly, "Now, proceed to the second step of treatment to expel the remaining toxins from the body."

"Drive it away." Ouyang Hanqiao said calmly.

"Take it off." Meng Xiaoben said calmly.

"Take off what?"

"Take off those pants!"

"Take off you big-headed ghost!" Ouyang Han was happy, jumped up, sat up from the bed, grabbed the clothes to cover her body, and looked at Meng Xiaoben mockingly.

"You, you..." Meng Xiaoben was puzzled: Why did Ouyang Hanqiao suddenly change his mind?
It was a good idea to take off the clothes after removing the shirt, but now I quit!

Isn't this obviously deceiving me!Tricked me to cure her illness!And don't take off that bottoms!Don't let me detoxify her!

Ouyang Hanqiao quickly got dressed, got out of bed, and said to Meng Xiaoben: "It's midnight, you... you'd better find a place to rest, it's not convenient for me."

Damn it, he just refused to admit it after he was cured!
kidding me?

Does she have the intelligence to play tricks on me?
I've made her angry with a pig!She should become almost like a pig!
Why do you still have enough IQ to play tricks on me?

Could it be that the method taught by Nezha is useless?Is there no foolishness on the necklace of controlling the ministers?
Well, since I am not stupid, I will directly use the function of controlling the ministers!

Thinking of this, Meng Xiaoben touched the necklace on his neck, and said in his heart: Ouyang Han, what a coincidence, you take off that bottom, let me detoxify you!

After finishing speaking, Meng Xiaoben watched Ouyang Hanqiao's reaction.

After two seconds, there was no response.After ten seconds, there was still no response.Ouyang Hanqiao not only did not do as he said, but instead fastened the buttons on his front body, stretched his waist, yawned, and said with a happy expression: "Illness comes like a mountain, and it goes like a collapse! In the blink of an eye , my illness is cured. Are you disappointed?"

This is clearly mocking Meng Xiaoben!It means: You don't want to take advantage of the opportunity of healing to take advantage of me, do you?Has the conspiracy failed?
Meng Xiaoben gasped in anger: Damn woman!I, Meng Xiaoben, have always teased beautiful women, but I was teased by you!

He said again in his heart: Control the ministers, control the ministers, you immediately control Ouyang Hanqiao, let her take off the bottoms for me, and let me detoxify her!
However, there was no response at all.

Controlling the ministers is really a mess!

Meng Xiaoben looked at the complacent Ouyang Hanqiao, with smoke coming out of his seven orifices, and said secretly through gritted teeth: Wait, I, Meng Xiaoben, will definitely abuse you like a pig!
Meng Xiaoben walked to the balcony angrily, picked up the little turtle, and walked out of the station.

Ouyang Han happened to be behind, and said softly: "Meng Xiaoben is in the same shoes, it's dark at night, please be careful when driving."

Meng Xiaoben turned around, his eyes widened with anger, and he said loudly, "Don't worry about it!"

After finishing speaking, he turned around and kicked open the door, and went straight downstairs.

"Hahaha," a silver bell-like laugh came from behind.

Meng Xiaoben covered his ears and ran forward quickly.

Running all the way, Meng Xiaoben returned to Jiangcheng.

Yifei and Qiongzi are both sound asleep.

Meng Xiaoben quietly came to the basement, settled the little turtle, then immediately turned on the phone and sent a private message to Nezha:
"Nezha, what tricks are you doing!"

"Brother Meng, are you angry? How did I offend you?" Nezha was at a loss.

"The foolishness you taught is useless at all! I went to give a foolishness to a woman, but she didn't get the trick at all, but played a trick on me instead."

"It's useless? Impossible. That's my celestial magic. Many people in the celestial world will use it. It's not an exclusive secret skill."

"But, that woman didn't respond at all, she just abused me!"

Nezha stopped talking.

"Why don't you talk anymore? Are you feeling guilty?" Meng Xiaoben asked.

A few minutes later, Nezha finally replied:

"I just sent a text message to the drug boy and asked him. This kid, who was educated by the Taishang Laojun, has a lot of experience. The drug boy reminded me: it is best not to take it from a boar, because there is a A small number of boars have IQ, and you can't get stupidity at all. You must get it from the sows!"

(End of this chapter)

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