Super Red Packet

Chapter 151
When Meng Xiaoben saw it, he suddenly came to his senses, and hurriedly wrote back to Nezha:
"Oh, I just got my stupidity from the boar! There are two pigs in my palace, a male and a female. I just found a boar."

"It seems that you have found the wrong partner. You should find a sow."

Well, finally found the reason.

Meng Xiaoben felt better again.

"Nezha, I still have one thing I don't understand."

"What's the matter? Brother Meng."

"I used to control the ministers and exercise control over that woman, but I couldn't control her. Why is that?"

"This, I understand. This starts with the analysis of human beings. In human beings, there are two parts: 'people' and 'human essence'. Human beings, most of them belong to the category of human beings. Their aptitude is ordinary and ordinary; , A very small number of people are human spirits, they have high aptitude and superior IQ. Therefore, when they were born, the heavens registered them in a unified register, which is convenient for management and monitoring, so that they can be promoted to immortals when necessary in the future These human spirits are not under the jurisdiction of the earth immortals because they have entered the book of immortals, so the red envelopes sent to you by the earth immortal Cao Cao can control the officials, but they cannot control human spirits."

Meng Xiaoben was startled: Could it be that Ouyang Han is a genius by chance?
It is estimated that this is possible!
She is so smart, she may be a human spirit, and she has entered the fairy book in the heaven.

So my controlling ministers are useless to her.

In the future, when I have a chance, I must inquire and ask Nezha for advice, and ask him to inquire about whether Ouyang Hanqiao's name is in the fairy book list.

If she is indeed a human spirit who has entered the fairy book, then... I will benefit a lot from practicing with her.

"Since controlling the ministers is useless to her, then controlling the foolishness of the ministers is also useless to her!"

Meng Xiaoben questioned.

When Nezha heard this, he immediately replied:

"It's not like that, it's not like that. Think about it, controlling the ministers was given to you by the Earth Immortal Cao Cao, and it's useless for those who have entered the Book of Immortals. And the stupidity I taught you is a celestial fairy art, naturally Useful for humans!"

Oh, got it, totally got it.

It seems that we still have to get air from the sow.

Meng Xiaoben patted his thigh.

Early tomorrow morning, rush back to Mengjia Village.

No, at dawn, Yifei woke up and wanted to pester me again.I might as well go now!

Just go.

Meng Xiaoben quietly went out, opened the Bentley, and went straight to the suburbs.

run wild run!

The white belly has just appeared in the east, and Meng Xiaoben's Bentley has quietly entered the village.

Both mother and sister-in-law were asleep, and Meng Xiaoben jumped into the pigsty.

The two pigs were soundly asleep, whirring.

Meng Xiaoben didn't hesitate, and went straight to the fat sow.

The sow didn't sleep dead. Hearing Meng Xiaoben's footsteps, she opened her eyes and saw someone walking towards her. She bent her front legs and stood up.

Seeing this, Meng Xiaoben rode directly on top of it, gently pressed it with his knees, and pushed it down to the ground again.

Meng Xiaoben stretched out his hand to press the necklace on the pig's head, and read softly: "There is a horizontal in the middle of the cross, and the two face each other to fight spirit spirits. Three calls to the canopy handsome, and he hastily attached you like a law. A thousand catties of copper chains, a thousand catties of iron chains , get the pig's head first, then lock the pig's feet, hey!"

After finishing speaking, he immediately jumped off the pig, put on the necklace that sucked the pig's foolishness, and then flew straight out of the pigsty and landed gently in the yard.

He looked at the sister-in-law's room in the east room, and then at the mother's room in the main room.

Both turned off the lights, it seems that neither of them woke up.

Don't bother them anymore, go back to Jiangcheng to do business.

Meng Xiaoben turned around, walked to the gate, jumped out of the yard, got into the Bentley, started the car, and left the village directly.

But Meng Xiaoben didn't know that when he jumped into the yard from the outside and jumped over the pigsty, the sound of his landing woke up his sister-in-law.

The sister-in-law got up, put on a piece of clothing, and went to the window to look into the courtyard.

If you don't look at it, you will be shocked: I saw my uncle Meng Xiaoben riding on the old sow in the pigsty...

Small book?what is he doing
The sister-in-law was shocked like a thunderbolt, her whole body was covered in sweat, and her hands and feet were shaking like chaff!His face was burning with shame!

This little book is getting more and more mysterious and strange!

Where did he get so much money?
What was he doing when he jumped into the pigsty and held down the old sow?

He was a good boy before, did he learn badly in the city?
Until the car engine rang and the car gradually moved away, my sister-in-law was still lost in thought.

It was 8:[-] in the morning when Meng Xiaoben returned to Jiangcheng City.

Qiongzi and Yifei are having breakfast at home,
"Do you still want this house? You run around all day." Yifei put down her chopsticks, stared at Meng Xiaoben, and served him a bowl of rice.

Meng Xiaoben smiled and sat down to eat.

At this moment, what Meng Xiaoben wants to know in his heart is, can the pig foolishness he just got work?
If it doesn't work, he will be humiliated again when he goes to Ouyang.

How about trying it out on these two beauties in front of you!
Yes, these two are beauties I am familiar with, and success or failure does not matter to them.

Meng Xiaoben pretended to loosen his neckline, took the opportunity to touch the necklace on his neck, and said to himself: Qiongzi, Qiongzi, I want you to be with the pig and live a chic life.

After finishing speaking, after a few seconds, she looked up at Qiongzi, smiled and said, "Qiongzi, you pick your nose with your fingers, I like the way a beautiful woman picks her nose the most, it's so elegant!"

Upon hearing this, Qiong Zi slammed the chopsticks on the table, pointed at Meng Xiaoben's nose and cursed: "I see you are getting more and more rude! You are living more and more like a pig!"

It's over now, and the pig's stupidity has no effect at all.

What happened!

Meng Xiaoben hurriedly finished his meal, slipped to the basement, took out his mobile phone, and sent a text message to Nezha:
"Brother Nezha, it still doesn't work."

Nezha was also online, and immediately replied:

"Are you sure you took your foolishness from a sow?"

"I am absolutely sure that it is an old sow raised by my family. It has been raised for five or six years."

"Who did you try it on?"

"I just tried it on a maid in my palace, and it didn't work at all. She didn't become stupid and didn't listen to my orders at all."

Nezha was silent.

"Brother Meng, I think this is a bit strange. Let me ask brother Zhu Bajie! After all, he is a pig. He may have a deeper understanding of pigs than others. Maybe he has some brilliant insights."

"Okay, okay, go and ask Zhu Bajie, I'll wait for you online."

Five or six minutes later, Meng Xiaoben suddenly received a private message from Zhu Bajie:
"Brother Meng Huo, right? I'm Zhu Bajie."

"Ah, ah, Marshal Canopy! Honor, honor!"

"You're welcome, I heard Nezha tell me that you encountered a little difficulty?"

"Yes, I am very confused now. I obviously took the pig's stupidity out of the sow, but put it on the woman, and the woman didn't become stupid. Why is that!"

"Brother Meng, the truth is simple: I am not stupid! If you take the breath out of me and put it on a woman, will the woman become stupid? Not at all, they will get my breath, And become smarter. So, your stupidity must be wrong."

"However, Yaotong told Nezha that as long as the sow's stupidity is removed, it will be fine."

"Yaotong is a child, just one of them, I don't know the other. Who said that sows are stupid? They also have high IQs, and most of them have an IQ index of around 100. So the qi you take from sows is not at all. useless."

(End of this chapter)