Super Red Packet

Chapter 152

"Then what should we do? Nezha said that it can only be taken from sows."

"It's easy to handle. Although sows have IQs, even high IQs, when they are in heat, their IQs are zero!"

"Marshal Canopy, a sow in heat, with zero IQ."

"Yes, that's the truth, it applies everywhere."

"Thank you Marshal Tianpeng, I finally understand now."

"You're welcome, the Viagra you sent me last time, I found it very useful, and now my love life is very harmonious, thank you very much!"

"Marshal Canopy, where did you go! Isn't it just two boxes of Viagra? After you finish eating, send me a letter immediately, and I will get you another ten boxes, or I will send you a few boxes. Opening a Viagra store in Tianjie can also make him a small fortune."

"Brother Meng Huo, you are too smart for business. I will prepare for this matter later! If you make money, we will split evenly."

"Okay, it's a deal, I wish us a happy cooperation."

Hahaha, the social problem is solved, Zhu Bajie is the best among pigs, his judgment is not wrong, I will find a sow in heat right now.

It would be inconvenient to go back to Mengjia Village.I can't go to every house in the village to ask, is your sow in heat?
It seems that this time I have to go to the pig farm.

, Meng Xiaoben walked out of the basement and said to Yifei and Qiongzi: "I'm going out to do something."

After finishing speaking, regardless of the objections of the two women, he went straight out of the house.

Thirty miles outside Jiangcheng City, there is a pig breeding station.

Meng Xiaoben walked into the compound of the breeding station and saw more than a dozen sows in the yard, all of which were sent for breeding from nearby villages.

These sows are of course in heat.

A dozen farmers, the sows they brought to their homes, are waiting in line in the yard.

Meng Xiaoben walked up to an old lady at the end of the line and whispered, "Grandma, I want to ask you to do something?"

The old lady looked at Meng Xiaoben warily: "What's the matter?"

"I want to borrow your sow?"

The old lady was startled, her eyes were wide open, and she said in a trembling voice: "See the sows and use them? My sows are here for breeding and for breeding pigs. How can I borrow them from you?"

Meng Xiaoben smiled, took out 300 yuan, and secretly stuffed it into the old lady's hand: "Grandma, you misunderstood, what if I don't treat your sow? I just want to say a few words to him?"

"Say a few words? He can't understand you either!"

"I speak pig language, it must understand."

The old lady held the 300 yuan in her hand, and she was still very happy, so she led the pig out of the yard, "You can use it here!"

Meng Xiaoben didn't want the old lady to hear that spell, and said to the old lady: "Stay away from here, it's too close, I can't do anything."

The old lady took a few steps back, "You won't snatch my pig away, will you?"

Meng Xiaoben was delighted, "Your sow is not a guinea pig, I can pick it up and run away?"

When the old lady heard it, it was indeed the truth. Forgive me that he couldn't take away an old sow that weighed several hundred catties.

The old lady stepped back more than ten meters, Meng Xiaoben put the necklace on the pig's head, and read softly: "There is a cross in the middle, and the two face each other to fight spirit spirits. He called Tianpeng Shuai three times, and he was in a hurry like a law." Attached to your body. A thousand catties of copper chains, a thousand catties of iron chains, the pig's head is tied first, and then the pig's feet are locked, hey!"

Okay, done.

Meng Xiaoben returned the sow to the old lady, said thank you, and ran away in the car.

Meng Xiaoben happily drove back home.

Qiongzi was not at home, only Yifei was sitting on the bed knitting a sweater.

Meng Xiaoben walked over slowly and lay down beside her.

For the past few days, Meng Xiaoben has been away at night, and Yifei feels very lonely.Now that Meng Xiaoben came home suddenly and was lying beside her, Yifei's body became hot, and she couldn't help but put down the knitting in her hand.

While making out with Yifei, Meng Xiaoben touched the necklace around his neck, and secretly said in his heart: I want you to be the companion of the pig and live a chic and unrestrained life.

After a while, Meng Xiaoben put his hand on Yifei's back, "Let's play a game!"

Yifei's back was itchy, she winked and said, "Let's play!"

Meng Xiaoben stretched out his finger, lightly drew a line on her back, and asked in a low voice, "What did I write?"

After a while, he kissed Meng Xiaoben lightly, "You think I'm stupid!"

"I really want to know if you are really stupid. Tell me, what did I write on your back just now?"

Yifei likes Meng Xiaoben messing around with him the most, and said with a smirk, "Do you still need to ask? You wrote one."

"My wife is so smart, she even knows everything." Meng Xiaoben laughed, patted her back, touched his back with the palm of his hand, and then wrote horizontally and vertically on it.

"What am I writing now?"

"It's a plus! One horizontal and one vertical, it must be a plus." Yifei said proudly. In her heart, she was happy for her IQ.

"My wife is so powerful that everyone knows everyone."

Yifei was encouraged, "Keep writing."

Meng Xiaoben drew another one on his back.

"Another one." Yifei replied quickly.

"Your IQ is too high, completely beyond my expectation." Meng Xiaoben praised solemnly.

"That's right. I have a very good physical sense. People say that a woman with a good physical sense is also sexy. Haven't you experienced it?"

"Of course I have experienced it. But you have to answer me, what is his answer to the 1 1 I wrote just now?"

"1 1, the answer is too simple, I learned it before elementary school." Yifei's eyes lit up.

"How much is it? Tell me the answer."

"It's 3! 1 1 is 3. Kindergarten kids know it. Don't test me with such simple numbers in the future. If you want to test me, you have to test my mathematics for one year and above, and below grade 6."

1 1 gets 3!

Meng Xiaoben said secretly in his heart: It seems that there is a door, this girl is basically stupid.

Try again!A test that can be repeated is a fact.

"Then let me ask you again," Meng Xiaoben said, stretching out a finger, "If you have an apple and you eat it, how many apples do you have now?"

"There's still an apple!" Yifei quickly replied, "This is subtraction in elementary school, 1-1 is 1!"

That's right, her intelligence has basically reached the level of a pig's intelligence.

"Okay, your arithmetic is very good. You got two questions in a row and you got them right. You are really a math genius. It's just, just..."

"Just what happened?" Yifei asked.

"It's just, what a pity, why didn't you take the mathematics department of a key university?" Meng Xiaoben said regretfully.

"I don't like to study, I like to play all day long."

"The book says that girls who love to play have high IQs." Meng Xiaoben still said solemnly, with a look in his eyes that he admired her very much.

"It really said so in the book?" Yifei asked with a blushing face, dubiously.

(End of this chapter)