Super Red Packet
Chapter 235
Chapter 235
"Naughty animal! So unsanitary, just getting dust on people, what crime should I have?"
Meng Xiaoben wanted to show the demeanor of a general who is not afraid of danger in front of Lin Yun, so he deliberately made his words humorous.
Seeing Meng Xiaoben's roar, the monster raised its two front paws together, like a hungry tiger squatting before pounced on its food, and then stood up.
This stand is so tall that it stands taller than the old poplar tree.
Lin Yun grabbed the corner of Meng Xiaoben's clothes and pulled back: "Run, it's about to pounce."
Meng Xiaoben smiled and said, "It's just a small beast, I'm about to catch it and play with it."
Just as he was talking, the monster let out a loud roar: "Oh——"
This roar sounded like thunder in the air, the earth shook, the branches shook, and the sound waves spread out like a sea tide, one wave after another, as if to destroy everything around!
Suddenly Meng Xiaoben's eardrums buzzed, his mind was in a coma, the foreground was blurred, he couldn't stand steadily, and fell backwards.
Thanks to his lightness, he didn't fall to the ground.
Lin Yun was knocked to the ground by the sound.
As soon as the monster roared, with a kick of its hind legs, its body rose into the air and pressed towards Meng Xiaoben from mid-air.
This pressure is like Mount Tai pressing down on the top, dark clouds cover the sun, and it is like a snow mountain avalanche.
Guai Zeng's black and huge body covered half of the sky from top to bottom, and the moonlight was blocked, casting a huge shadow around Meng Xiaoben.
Seeing all this, Lin Yun closed his eyes and waited for death.
Meng Xiaoben took half a step back, set up a door, turned around and said to Lin Yun, "Mobile phone, take a picture!"
What he meant was: I'm about to catch a monster, so hurry up and take a photo of me, record my heroic image, and post it to your circle of friends.
Lin Yun just sat on the ground and stepped back with his back propped up.
After Meng Xiaoben finished saying that, when he looked back, the giant beast had already smashed down from the sky.
This smash hit the whole body, a huge face, like a big net, it couldn't be avoided.
Meng Xiaoben giggled and shouted: "Good!"
As he spoke, he raised his hands and greeted the monster.
However, when his hand just stretched out in the direction of the monster, he suddenly felt ashamed: such a small beast, is it worth hitting it with both hands?
Using both hands is an insult to my ten-year soul-absorbing palm!
I can capture it with just one finger.
As the saying goes, there is no need to butcher a knife to kill a chicken!
What can be done with one finger, with two palms?
No, no.
Meng Xiaoben was happy, he only stretched out one finger, the inner energy in his chest naturally gathered in one finger, in an instant, he saw a ball of white light emerge from the tip of Meng Xiaoben's index finger.
Immediately, the white light quickly gathered into a white line, shooting towards the monster like a laser gun.
Yishou's huge body was jumping down, and was lightly touched by the white light, hitting his chest.
All I heard was a scream from the monster: "Oh——"
With the sound, the monster's huge body twisted in the air, and suddenly its whole body went limp, like a pile of sand dumped, its whole body immediately went limp, and it sat down on the ground directly.
It wheezed, gasped, its head lay on the ground, its paws no longer stood up, and its whole body was like a dog whose bones had been broken.
Seeing the monster being knocked down, Lin Yun immediately stood up, grabbed Meng Xiaoben's arm, and was very excited: "What kind of kung fu are you? Better than a gun?"
Meng Xiaoben shook his head and sighed: "No, no, I played too badly. If my master was there, he would have slapped me more than 20 times on the spot."
"You played too badly? No, you played too bravely!"
"Where is that, are you mocking me?" Meng Xiaoben pretended to be surprised, "It's just me, those two times just now, I was so stupid, and you still said I was brave? You are too partial to me. Did you secretly agree?"
"What secret promise? I'm serious, if you tap it so lightly, it will collapse directly."
Meng Xiaoben slapped his thigh straight, with a look of "remorse": "It's all my fault that I have been playful in the past two years since I went down the mountain. I didn't practice kung fu diligently, and I wasted a lot of kung fu. I originally learned the skill of deterring beasts. Any monster in the world , as soon as they saw me, they all knelt down and begged me to tie them up. Tonight, this monster didn’t kneel when it saw me, but rushed towards me. The 'not suppressing the stage' caused the monsters to ignore me and not kneel!"
"Wow, you are amazing."
Meng Xiaoben waved his hand, and while walking towards the monster, said lightly: "There is no limit to art, I practice every day."
"Your level is so high, do you still want to continue practicing?"
"I don't overwhelm myself with a lot of art. I still have to keep working hard. Don't rush to praise me. Once you praise me, I'm easy to be proud."
With great admiration, Lin Yun followed Meng Xiao himself and came to the monster.
The monster was completely paralyzed, unable to move, it could only flap its ears, and there was a look of terror in its eyes.
Meng Xiaoben just pointed at the monster's "soul eye" with his Qi finger, causing the monster to die immediately.
The soul eye is the biggest weakness of all ferocious beasts, it can be said to be the fatal spot of ferocious beasts.As long as this acupuncture point is tapped, any criminal beast will be destroyed directly.
When Meng Xiaoben was learning the Hunyuan Soul Absorbing Palm from his master in the mountains, he would often catch two tigers or wild boars as training partners.Occasionally, I also catch a big black bear.But the master doesn't like catching black bears as sparring partners, because black bears are too edible, and they have to feed dozens of catties of corn every day before they are willing to practice as sparring partners.Therefore, Meng Xiaoben is well aware of the soul eyes of various large animals.
When he saw this monster, he immediately felt that its body structure was similar to that of a tiger, and its soul eye must be near the left ventricle.So, with one finger, he directly knocked his opponent down.
The set of words he said to Lin Yun just now was entirely for the purpose of pretending to be aggressive in front of beautiful women.
Lin Yun believed it, and admired Meng Xiaoben very much.
But Meng Xiaoben, with his rich experience in picking up girls, deeply understands that adoration is only the first step in going to bed.To really get a beautiful woman into bed, especially a pure virgin like Lin Yun, it still takes a lot of hard work.As the saying goes, as long as you work hard, an iron rod can be ground into a needle.
Meng Xiaoben carefully looked at the monster in front of him, and the more he looked at it, the more strange it became. This guy has the body of a tiger, but the features on his face are a bit human-like. It looks humorous and terrifying.
Is there such a strange thing on our earth?
It's incredible.
What's your name?
Meng Xiaoben was indeed stumped.
At this moment, Lin Yun asked, "What's the name of this monster?"
Meng Xiaoben thought, in front of beautiful women, you must pretend to know everything, understand everything.So, he pretended to scratch his scalp, and said while "reminiscing", "Oh, what's its name? The name is on my lips, why can't I remember it all at once! What's the name! It used to be When I was practicing with my master, I raised two pigs in the pigsty of my master's house."
"Later my uncle came and saw that they were very interesting, so he told my master that he would lend them back to play for two days. My master lent him the two monsters. Who knew that my uncle's character was not good, so he took the two monsters with him. After I left, there was no more news."
(End of this chapter)
"Naughty animal! So unsanitary, just getting dust on people, what crime should I have?"
Meng Xiaoben wanted to show the demeanor of a general who is not afraid of danger in front of Lin Yun, so he deliberately made his words humorous.
Seeing Meng Xiaoben's roar, the monster raised its two front paws together, like a hungry tiger squatting before pounced on its food, and then stood up.
This stand is so tall that it stands taller than the old poplar tree.
Lin Yun grabbed the corner of Meng Xiaoben's clothes and pulled back: "Run, it's about to pounce."
Meng Xiaoben smiled and said, "It's just a small beast, I'm about to catch it and play with it."
Just as he was talking, the monster let out a loud roar: "Oh——"
This roar sounded like thunder in the air, the earth shook, the branches shook, and the sound waves spread out like a sea tide, one wave after another, as if to destroy everything around!
Suddenly Meng Xiaoben's eardrums buzzed, his mind was in a coma, the foreground was blurred, he couldn't stand steadily, and fell backwards.
Thanks to his lightness, he didn't fall to the ground.
Lin Yun was knocked to the ground by the sound.
As soon as the monster roared, with a kick of its hind legs, its body rose into the air and pressed towards Meng Xiaoben from mid-air.
This pressure is like Mount Tai pressing down on the top, dark clouds cover the sun, and it is like a snow mountain avalanche.
Guai Zeng's black and huge body covered half of the sky from top to bottom, and the moonlight was blocked, casting a huge shadow around Meng Xiaoben.
Seeing all this, Lin Yun closed his eyes and waited for death.
Meng Xiaoben took half a step back, set up a door, turned around and said to Lin Yun, "Mobile phone, take a picture!"
What he meant was: I'm about to catch a monster, so hurry up and take a photo of me, record my heroic image, and post it to your circle of friends.
Lin Yun just sat on the ground and stepped back with his back propped up.
After Meng Xiaoben finished saying that, when he looked back, the giant beast had already smashed down from the sky.
This smash hit the whole body, a huge face, like a big net, it couldn't be avoided.
Meng Xiaoben giggled and shouted: "Good!"
As he spoke, he raised his hands and greeted the monster.
However, when his hand just stretched out in the direction of the monster, he suddenly felt ashamed: such a small beast, is it worth hitting it with both hands?
Using both hands is an insult to my ten-year soul-absorbing palm!
I can capture it with just one finger.
As the saying goes, there is no need to butcher a knife to kill a chicken!
What can be done with one finger, with two palms?
No, no.
Meng Xiaoben was happy, he only stretched out one finger, the inner energy in his chest naturally gathered in one finger, in an instant, he saw a ball of white light emerge from the tip of Meng Xiaoben's index finger.
Immediately, the white light quickly gathered into a white line, shooting towards the monster like a laser gun.
Yishou's huge body was jumping down, and was lightly touched by the white light, hitting his chest.
All I heard was a scream from the monster: "Oh——"
With the sound, the monster's huge body twisted in the air, and suddenly its whole body went limp, like a pile of sand dumped, its whole body immediately went limp, and it sat down on the ground directly.
It wheezed, gasped, its head lay on the ground, its paws no longer stood up, and its whole body was like a dog whose bones had been broken.
Seeing the monster being knocked down, Lin Yun immediately stood up, grabbed Meng Xiaoben's arm, and was very excited: "What kind of kung fu are you? Better than a gun?"
Meng Xiaoben shook his head and sighed: "No, no, I played too badly. If my master was there, he would have slapped me more than 20 times on the spot."
"You played too badly? No, you played too bravely!"
"Where is that, are you mocking me?" Meng Xiaoben pretended to be surprised, "It's just me, those two times just now, I was so stupid, and you still said I was brave? You are too partial to me. Did you secretly agree?"
"What secret promise? I'm serious, if you tap it so lightly, it will collapse directly."
Meng Xiaoben slapped his thigh straight, with a look of "remorse": "It's all my fault that I have been playful in the past two years since I went down the mountain. I didn't practice kung fu diligently, and I wasted a lot of kung fu. I originally learned the skill of deterring beasts. Any monster in the world , as soon as they saw me, they all knelt down and begged me to tie them up. Tonight, this monster didn’t kneel when it saw me, but rushed towards me. The 'not suppressing the stage' caused the monsters to ignore me and not kneel!"
"Wow, you are amazing."
Meng Xiaoben waved his hand, and while walking towards the monster, said lightly: "There is no limit to art, I practice every day."
"Your level is so high, do you still want to continue practicing?"
"I don't overwhelm myself with a lot of art. I still have to keep working hard. Don't rush to praise me. Once you praise me, I'm easy to be proud."
With great admiration, Lin Yun followed Meng Xiao himself and came to the monster.
The monster was completely paralyzed, unable to move, it could only flap its ears, and there was a look of terror in its eyes.
Meng Xiaoben just pointed at the monster's "soul eye" with his Qi finger, causing the monster to die immediately.
The soul eye is the biggest weakness of all ferocious beasts, it can be said to be the fatal spot of ferocious beasts.As long as this acupuncture point is tapped, any criminal beast will be destroyed directly.
When Meng Xiaoben was learning the Hunyuan Soul Absorbing Palm from his master in the mountains, he would often catch two tigers or wild boars as training partners.Occasionally, I also catch a big black bear.But the master doesn't like catching black bears as sparring partners, because black bears are too edible, and they have to feed dozens of catties of corn every day before they are willing to practice as sparring partners.Therefore, Meng Xiaoben is well aware of the soul eyes of various large animals.
When he saw this monster, he immediately felt that its body structure was similar to that of a tiger, and its soul eye must be near the left ventricle.So, with one finger, he directly knocked his opponent down.
The set of words he said to Lin Yun just now was entirely for the purpose of pretending to be aggressive in front of beautiful women.
Lin Yun believed it, and admired Meng Xiaoben very much.
But Meng Xiaoben, with his rich experience in picking up girls, deeply understands that adoration is only the first step in going to bed.To really get a beautiful woman into bed, especially a pure virgin like Lin Yun, it still takes a lot of hard work.As the saying goes, as long as you work hard, an iron rod can be ground into a needle.
Meng Xiaoben carefully looked at the monster in front of him, and the more he looked at it, the more strange it became. This guy has the body of a tiger, but the features on his face are a bit human-like. It looks humorous and terrifying.
Is there such a strange thing on our earth?
It's incredible.
What's your name?
Meng Xiaoben was indeed stumped.
At this moment, Lin Yun asked, "What's the name of this monster?"
Meng Xiaoben thought, in front of beautiful women, you must pretend to know everything, understand everything.So, he pretended to scratch his scalp, and said while "reminiscing", "Oh, what's its name? The name is on my lips, why can't I remember it all at once! What's the name! It used to be When I was practicing with my master, I raised two pigs in the pigsty of my master's house."
"Later my uncle came and saw that they were very interesting, so he told my master that he would lend them back to play for two days. My master lent him the two monsters. Who knew that my uncle's character was not good, so he took the two monsters with him. After I left, there was no more news."
(End of this chapter)
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