Super Red Packet

Chapter 236

"Later, I heard people say that my uncle smuggled two monsters out of the country and sold them to an old-haired billionaire. You know, there are only two monsters in our country. I didn't expect to meet another one here today. "

When Lin Yun heard this, he believed this nonsense very much, and held Meng Xiaoben's hand tightly, "No wonder you were so calm and calm when you met it just now, so you have seen this kind of thing before!"

"That's right, but it's a pity, why did I forget its name! It's really a noble person who forgets things, Lin Yun, do you think I am a noble person?"

Lin Yun felt amused in his heart, and gave him a light punch, "You are not a noble person, you are a villain among villains."

Meng Xiaoben thought for a while, "I really can't remember, just ask the little tortoise. The little tortoise is hundreds of years old and has a lot of experience."

As Meng Xiaoben said, he took out the little turtle.

The little tortoise was sleeping soundly in Meng Xiaoben's arms, and was suddenly woken up by Meng Xiaoben. He was very upset and sneezed, "What are you doing! Wake him up in the middle of the night, you want to die!"

"Little turtle, open your eyes and have a look, what's the name of this thing?"

Only then did the little turtle realize that there was a huge monster lying in front of him.

The little turtle took a look and said impatiently, "Isn't it just a 梼杌? You don't even know a 梼杌? Your knowledge is too narrow."

"Yes, yes, 梼杌. I remembered, I finally remembered!"

"Meng Xiaoben, tell me, what is the origin of the 梼杌?" Lin Yun was anxious, wanting to know more about this monster, "I think it is very humorous and fun!"

Meng Xiaoben was asked all of a sudden, "Oh, about its origin, its origin...it has a long history and a long history, and there are many historical legends about it. , Let the little turtle explain it! Such a simple question, I don’t need to explain it myself.”

The little turtle didn't know Meng Xiaoben's inner embarrassment at this time, if it knew Meng Xiaoben's inner embarrassment, it would definitely not say anything.It likes watching Meng Xiaoben lose the chain in front of beautiful women the most.

The little tortoise, with a tireless expression on his face, started talking endlessly: "In ancient times, Zhuxu had a son who was a bastard, disobedient, very bad, and caused trouble everywhere. Everyone in the world hated him, so he was called a son. Its name is Zhuwu, which means evil person. After Wuwu died, he turned into a monster, which is the monster we saw in front of us. However, after Wuwu turned into a monster, he behaved a lot better than before. Sent to the frontier to prevent evil spirits from invading."

"So it is!" Lin Yun sighed loudly, "I don't know what it is doing in this courtyard?"

The little turtle said again: "梼杌 likes to live under old trees, and often makes holes under old trees. I see that there are many old trees around this courtyard. It may have made its own hole under these trees."

Lin Yun asked Meng Xiaoben: "How do you want to deal with it?"

Meng Xiaoben asked the little turtle: "What do you want to do with it!"

The little tortoise shook his head: "I don't know how to deal with it. If I do what I want, the knife will snap."

Lin Yun said: "It's a pity to kill it. It's better to send it to the zoo for tourists to watch. Tickets will definitely sell for sky-high prices."

Meng Xiaoben sarcastically said: "You have a good sense of business! You sold it to the zoo, sold it to the zoo! Do you know what it is? Can the cage in the zoo hold it? In the middle of the night, it came out of the cage. Breath can eat all the animals in the animal circle."

Lin Yun stuck out his tongue.

Meng Xiaoben said to the little turtle: "Don't you know spells? Use spells to calm it down, and I will keep it by my side. Sometimes, I can use it as an assistant, because this kid has great strength."

When the little turtle heard this, he was very happy: "This is definitely a good idea. Bring the paper!"

The little tortoise stretched out a hand to Meng Xiaoben aggressively.

Meng Xiaoben hurriedly took out a piece of paper from his pocket and handed it to the little turtle.

"Bring a pen!" The little turtle closed its eyes and did not lift its head.

Meng Xiaoben hurriedly handed it a ballpoint pen.

The little turtle picked up the ballpoint pen, wrote the word "small" on the paper, and then blew it with his mouth.

The piece of paper suddenly fell on Qiao Wu's body.

I saw that Wuwu's body suddenly began to shrink.

In an instant, it shrank from being as tall as a house to being as big as an apple.

The little turtle took a look at Meng Xiaoben: "It's so big, isn't it okay?"

"It's too big, it's too big, it's inconvenient to carry!" Meng Xiaoben shouted.

The little turtle muttered and cursed in a low voice: "Meng Xiaoben, Meng Xiaoben, what the hell, you are not very capable, and you have a lot of demands."

While cursing, the little tortoise clasped its palms together and whispered a spell.

It doesn't matter if you think about it, the 梼杌 the size of an apple slowly continued to shrink, and finally shrank into a small ring.

Meng Xiaoben picked up the ring and put it on his finger.

Not big or small.

The little turtle said: "It's convenient this time. When using it, just take off the ring and blow on it, that's all."

Meng Xiaoben was a little embarrassed and said: "It may not be able to obey my orders! If it doesn't obey my orders, runs away, and eats people everywhere, it will be a serious crime."

The little tortoise smiled: "I have boundless spells. I have already subdued it with a spell. Now it is completely tamed by you. It will do whatever you tell it to do. If you don't tell it to do it, it has no initiative at all."

"Ah, that's very clever, then I can rest assured."

Meng Xiaoben put on the ring, picked up the little turtle, and Lin Yun each carried an earthen pot, quietly crawled out of the courtyard, came to the crop field, found the bicycle, and returned to the hotel without anyone noticing.

The two returned to the hotel room, put the gold bars on the bed, and counted them carefully. There were eighty gold ingots in total.

Seeing these gold ingots, Lin Yun whispered, "Meng Xiaoben, you have made a lot of money now."

Meng Xiaoben said: "You are a civil servant, so if you are afraid of making mistakes, all these gold ingots will belong to me."

Meng Xiaoben smashed the two earthen pots into pieces, put them in garbage bags and threw them away, and put the gold ingots in a big backpack.

He patted his backpack: "This bag of gold belongs to me. Don't regret it."

Lin Yun lay down on the bed: "I don't regret it, don't worry. You take it for wealth, and I take it for disaster."

As she said that, she twisted her waist, turned her face away, and faced the bed, wanting to sleep.

Meng Xiaoben quietly admired the lines of her back for a while, swallowed, and said eccentrically: "Beauty, it's fine if you don't take a bath before going to bed, because I'm too tired, and I don't want you to have such a sexual life. But You can't stop urinating. If you hold your urine to sleep, you will have nightmares."

Lin Yun turned over, grabbed a pillow, and threw it at Meng Xiaoben's head: "Look for a beating!"

Meng Xiaoben took the pillow, put it on his own bed, lay down, hugged the pillow, and sighed: "Pillow, pillow, it would be great if you could switch places with Miss Lin."

(End of this chapter)