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Chapter 710 Fahrenheit's Humor

Chapter 710 Fahrenheit's Humor (Subscribe)

Isabella's interviews have always been popular because of her wild style, which often makes the guests dumbfounded and attracts the attention of the public.

At nine o'clock on Saturday night, Isabella's talk show with Hua Tianyu officially started.

This was originally a program of CBS in the United States, but now it has attracted the attention of countless Chinese netizens. Chinese people in the United States live broadcast this interview for China through the Internet. This is an extremely rare phenomenon, even CBS did not expect it It seems that this program will attract so many Chinese viewers. It seems that they are right to invite Hua Tianyu to participate in this interview. This choice is very correct.

Huaxia netizens immediately stood in front of the computer after knowing that Hua Tianyu was going to lead the Huaxia TCM team to participate in Isabella's program.The time difference between the two countries is huge, and the whole is day and night, but this does not prevent Chinese netizens from watching the frenzy.

Although there is a big difference in time, it is the same weekend, at nine o'clock on Saturday night, it is exactly nine o'clock in the morning of Huaxia Sunday
Isabella appeared sexy and charming in a purple hollow skirt in this episode, and she spoke to the American audience present with a sexy voice.

"Recently, a video appeared on American social networking sites that attracted the attention of many Americans. A young Chinese man roared angrily on a boat, and even scared off a great white shark.

When I first saw this video, I thought it was a new sci-fi blockbuster made by Hollywood. Why did the "Captain America" ​​be replaced by a yellow-skinned, black-haired yellow man? Could it be that our Captain America wants to save the United States after saving the United States? To save Huaxia? "

Laughter and applause erupted at the scene, of course, this kind of laughter has a sense of superiority inherent in Americans.

Isabella continued to say vividly: "When I saw that yellow-skinned oriental man amazed everyone with three super long-range shots at the NBA scene, I realized that this is not science fiction, but reality, and he , turned out to be a Chinese doctor of traditional Chinese medicine.

Let us welcome the handsome Huaxia doctor, Mr. Hua Tianyu, with warm applause! "

There was warm applause at the scene. Hua Tianyu appeared from the backstage. The Chinese students who came to watch the scene applauded enthusiastically and shouted loudly. Although Hua Tianyu was not the first Chinese to be interviewed by Isabella, he was definitely one of all Among the people, the one who is most popular among young people in Huaxia, he is the pride of Huaxia people!

The domestic Internet has already begun to boil.

"Wow, Mr. Hua is so handsome. He appeared in Isabella's interview. It's perfect. Mr. Hua is mighty!"

"Mr. Hua, can you make waves on Isabella's show? Why am I looking forward to it so much? Every time you appear is a nightmare for the sticks. Can you continue to create miracles?" ?”

"Old irons, get up and watch Mr. Hua's killing all over the United States, come out and watch, don't sleep in anymore, or you will miss the most exciting moment!"

Huaxia netizens encouraged Hua Tianyu in their own way, and at the same time called Huaxia netizens to come out and watch this show!

Hua Tianyu walked to the front desk, smiled and waved to the audience. Isabella stepped forward. Hua Tianyu wanted to use an American hand kiss, but he never thought about it. Isabella stepped forward and gave him a hand kiss. A warm hug while kissing him on the cheek!
"Mr. Hua, I know you like beautiful women, so I'd better take the initiative. How is it? How does it feel? How does it compare to Megan?"

She winked at Hua Tianyu and smiled.

Isabella's hosting style is like this, often bold and unexpected, and sure enough, as soon as Hua Tianyu came on stage, she gave Hua Tianyu a sweet welcome.

There was loud laughter at the scene, which was the opening remark of American humor.

Hua Tianyu replied calmly: "I drank too much red wine, and it's a great experience to replace it with whiskey!" Hua Tianyu replied humorously.

Isabella smiled and said, "You mean, Megan is red wine, and I am whiskey!"

Hua Tianyu continued: "The aftertaste of red wine is condensed, and the spicy aroma of whiskey is the holy product of wine, but the taste is not the same. If I have to compare, I personally like to drink some red wine after drinking whiskey. Jean can drive me crazy, but red wine can make me addicted!"

"Mr. Hua, you are so good at talking and pleasing ladies. Your answer makes me invulnerable. Welcome to my talk show!"

There was warm applause at the scene.

There is a simultaneous translation on the Huaxia Network. Netizens shouted: "Mr. Hua, your skill at picking up girls is almost invincible. You are so elated by a foreign girl. Are you planning to be a foreign son-in-law?"

"Mr. Hua, are you going to promote Chinese medicine, or are you going to pick up girls?"

Hua Tianyu was ridiculed on the Internet.

Isabella smiled and said: "Hua, during this period of time, your exposure rate on American social networks is very high. First, you shouted back the video of the great white shark, then you made three super long shots in the NBA, and then you In the show, you split a 50-yuan wooden plank, and then you gave us a free clinic in Chinatown, and let us know a different you again. I really want to ask, are you a superman?"

Hua Tianyu answered Isabella with a very classic joke from Huaxia.

"If I wear my underwear on the outside, I think, I should be Superman!"

Isabella didn't realize it at first, she was stunned for a while, and then burst into a 'hahahaha' laugh. After the Americans at the scene reacted, they all laughed up and down.

The image of Superman is well-known in the United States and has become a superhero familiar to the world, but no one has ever described it like this in the United States. Hua Tianyu's description is very appropriate and very humorous, which immediately attracted Isabella and the American audience at the scene. I can't stop laughing.

Isabella suppressed her laughter and said, "Hua, can you not make me laugh when you describe Superman like this? My stomach hurts from laughing. Are all Huaxia men as humorous as you?"

Hua Tianyu spread his hands and said: "Humor is innate, I don't know if all Chinese men are as humorous as me.

But I know that they, like me, respect women, love peace, love their own country, worship heroes, and are not afraid of difficulties. In order to realize their ideals, they are not afraid of any difficulties! "

Hua Tianyu's words drew warm applause from the scene, and Huaxia netizens applauded almost at the same time when they saw the translation below the screen.

"Mr. Hua is right. These words are really uplifting. They really give us Chinese men a face. Teacher Hua, you are a pure man!"

"Mr. Hua, I have successfully turned from a black fan to a white fan. After seeing what you did in the past, I felt that you didn't know how to be humble at all, and you were too high-profile. I didn't like it. What you said now made me black instantly. Zhuanbai, the man who said this, give us Huaxia men a face and cheer up!
You are telling the Americans in a very euphemistic way that China loves peace, but it will never be afraid of hardships and difficulties on its way to rise. This has a profound meaning, and you are great! "

Isabella did not expect that Hua Tianyu would rise to such a height along her topic, her eyes showed admiration, even the Americans at the scene couldn't help applauding, Hua Tianyu's words were accepted Too level, too high-end!
Isabella smiled and said, "Hua, what is your dream?"

Hua Tianyu said seriously: "I am a Chinese medicine doctor. Chinese medicine, as the name suggests, is medicine from China. It is fundamentally different from Western medicine. This is a medicine unique to Chinese people. It has a history of thousands of years. It is an integral part of Chinese civilization, and it is a medicine with typical characteristics of Chinese civilization that was explored by the ancient Chinese in the struggle against diseases, and it has imprinted a strong Chinese civilization.

It has saved the lives of countless Chinese ancestors in the long river of history. Today, it is still a pearl in world medicine, but due to cultural limitations, Chinese traditional Chinese medicine has not spread to the whole world, and there are still five percent of the world. The fourth person does not understand Chinese traditional Chinese medicine.

My dream is to spread Chinese traditional Chinese medicine to the whole world, so that people all over the world can understand Chinese medicine, know Chinese medicine, benefit from Chinese medicine, and let Chinese medicine blossom and bear fruit all over the world. This is my dream.

So, here I come, to the most powerful country in the world ~ America.

I want to promote Chinese traditional Chinese medicine to you, and let you know that there is such a kind of medicine in this world, such a miraculous medicine! "

Hua Tianyu's words won warm applause from the Americans, and even Isabella applauded enthusiastically. Hua Tianyu's words were so emotional and tear-jerking!

The Huaxia netizens were already speechless with excitement, and the bullet screens on the Internet have been swiped.

"Mr. Hua, why do you use such a feeling to earn our tears every time!"

"Why, your words made me burst into tears."

"Mr. Hua, can you stop being so sensational when you pretend to be aggressive in the future? I'm about to cry, no, my tears have already flowed down."

"Mr. Hua, I'm a tough guy. I didn't cry when I broke up with my girlfriend, but I made you cry out with one sentence. You are so good!"

Isabella smiled and said, "Hua, you are so sensational, do you know that you will make me fall in love with you!"

Hua Tianyu continued: "If your husband doesn't mind, I won't mind either!" This sentence caused the audience to burst into laughter again. Isabella's husband is a big director in Hollywood. Of course, everyone all know.

After the laughter was over, Isabella realized Hua Tianyu's strength. She didn't take advantage of the language. She was originally the leader, but she didn't have the upper hand in this link. This made her a little unconvinced. This The big Huaxia boy really has some skills, she decided that the following link must prevail!
She smiled and said, "If your girlfriend doesn't mind, I don't think my husband will mind either!"

Hua Tianyu nodded solemnly and said, "That's a good suggestion. Let my girlfriend and your husband discuss this issue together!"

There were already tears of laughter in the audience.

Isabella suppressed a smile and said, "I think we'll go to the backstage to discuss such a private matter after the show, so don't discuss it here!"

Hua Tianyu smiled and made a phone call gesture to the American audience: "If you want to know the result of my discussion with Ms. Isabella, you can call me after the show, but remember, you need to buy a box of Chinese medicine I developed 'Wanjindan', certified by ticket!"

The scene was full of laughter again, Hua Tianyu took the opportunity to promote his 'Wan Jin Dan'.

On Huaxia Network, netizens laughed.

"Mr. Hua's methods of molesting foreign girls are getting more and more sophisticated. I know that this Isabella is famous for her bold style. I didn't expect that she didn't take advantage of Mr. Hua. Teacher Hua's words are meticulous, which makes people Amazing!"

"Ms. Hua gave us another vivid lesson. She has a thick skin and eats the world. Who is Mr. Hua thicker than the hostess!"

"Wrong, it's not thick-skinned, it's wisdom! Wisdom."

Isabella said: "Hua, I invited a friend, I wonder if you still remember him?"

Hua Tianyu asked, "Who is it?"

Isabella said: "Please John!"

A white man walked to the scene amid applause.Isabella said to Hua Tianyu: "Hua, do you remember John?"

Hua Tianyu took the initiative to meet John and hugged him: "Hello, John, my friend, when did we meet?"

Hua Tianyu's humor made the audience laugh again.

John also laughed, he didn't expect Hua Tianyu to be so good at American humor.

He smiled and said, "Mr. Hua, I was a patient in your free clinic. Maybe you have seen too many patients and you can't remember me anymore!"

Hua Tianyu said very sincerely: "Yes, in fact, in the eyes of us Chinese, all of you white Americans look the same, it is difficult to tell them apart. Of course, except for beautiful women!"

There was a lot of laughter at the scene, even Isabella couldn't help laughing, why is this guy so humorous.

On Huaxia Network, the netizens burst out laughing, "Mr. Hua, can you stop being funny, laughing until my stomach hurts!"

"Upstairs, your aunt is here!"

"You're the aunt here!"

Isabella suppressed her smile, and she said: "Mr. Hua, John wrote an article about your free clinic on American social networking sites, in which he described the magic of Chinese medicine.

You were the one who diagnosed John at that time. You told him that he was fine for the time being due to the wind-cold attack, but he would have a fever in three days, and John really fell ill three days later.

His drip in the hospital didn't work, but according to the method you taught him, he recovered from his illness. John thought it was amazing, so he wrote an article about Chinese medicine with the title of "Miraculous Chinese Medicine", which aroused a lot of attention. Many Americans are interested in it. This is also the original intention of my invitation to interview. We really want to know this secret. How did you know that he has a fever? We are so curious! "

Hua Tianyu had indeed heard about this incident, but he did not go to social networking sites to read this article.

He smiled and said to John: "Thank you for helping me promote Chinese medicine. If I have the opportunity to go to Huaxia, I will definitely introduce you to a beautiful Huaxia girl!"

Good-natured laughter came from the scene again!
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