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Chapter 101
Qin Feng and Lin Yang took their seats, sorted out the objects on the stage, and were about to start the performance.

Seeing their status, the audience knew that the performance was about to start, and immediately sent warm applause and cheers.

Qin Feng looked at the audience under the stage with a smile and said:

"Thank you very much for your enthusiastic support, I'm so ashamed! Lin Yang and I are here to salute everyone."

After speaking, the two walked out from behind the stage and bowed deeply to the audience again.

After thanking you, Qin Feng continued:
"Hearing these applause and cheers, we knew that today's performance was very successful. Everyone liked the cross talk, which made us ecstatic. We did not expect to receive such enthusiastic support in Peking University. This shows that our Peking University students The art appreciation taste is still very high! I am very pleased!"

"Hahaha"

There was a burst of laughter.

Everyone understands that this guy is boasting again!

"babble--!"

After the laughter, there were boos all over the place.

Looking at Qin Feng, Lin Yang couldn't help rolling his eyes.

"When can you get some face?"

Liu Yan and the others blushed as they sat off the court, here they come again!

The audience watching the live broadcast outside the venue also let out bursts of knowing laughter.

Before Qin Feng finished, he went on to say:

"Especially when we heard the 'encore' shouted by everyone, we were even more excited, Lin Yang and I came back on stage as soon as we were impulsive.

But today we have prepared a cross talk!So I'm a bit blind now, but it's okay, who made my buddy have a genius head!Maybe a flash of inspiration will bring you a wonderful encore performance.

But my inspiration needs applause and cheers to inspire. Can everyone's applause and cheers be stronger and more enthusiastic?Then the show I put out will be more exciting, won't it? "

After finishing speaking, Qin Feng put his hands on his ears, pretending to be listening.

"Hahaha"

The burst of laughter rang out again.

"clap clap"

Immediately afterwards, the audience stood up, laughed and gave them even more enthusiastic applause.

"Great! One more segment!"

"Qin Feng, sing a new song"

……

Everyone applauded and cheered loudly.

Everyone's voices gathered together, deafening, and swept the entire auditorium like a mountain roar and a tsunami.

……

People both inside and outside the arena admired Qin Feng. This guy's skin is so thick that it can't be added!

He dared to use any words when he praised himself, and he didn't blush at all to ask for applause and cheers from the audience.

Even celebrities in the entertainment industry are dumbfounded watching this scene, how dare this guy?
This is an unfamiliar stage, and it's the first time for the audience to meet him. It's really shameless for him to dare to do this.

Many celebrities asked themselves that if they were standing on this stage, they would never be able to make such a move.

After all, everyone still needs face, like this guy, he is completely shameless.

Sister Fei, Han Ru, and Hu Zhijun, veterans who have experienced many battles, were all shocked by Qin Feng's behavior. After the surprise, everyone couldn't help laughing.

This guy was born into the entertainment industry, with such a thick skin, he can easily deal with any situation no matter how big it is.

Looking at Qin Feng's behavior on the stage, Lin Yang's face was already flushed with embarrassment, and he wished he could find a crack in the ground to sneak in.

"He really can't be cured! This is a monster! He can do anything!"

Liu Yan and the others off the court were also blushing, and they couldn't stop laughing when they saw Qin Feng playing tricks on the stage.

Ye Xiaotong looked at Qin Feng and said to Liu Yan:

"Your boyfriend is too weird, and you are the only one with a strong taste. If you can stand him, it would be crazy for anyone else!"

Liu Yan smiled and punched Ye Xiaotong.

"Don't you think this is his true nature? Never hide it"

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, everything is good in him now, but both of you are sick!"

……

Listening to the thunderous applause and cheers resounding through the audience, Qin Feng enjoyed it very much.

After a few seconds, he spoke again:
"Okay, the inspiration has come. Thank you very much for the applause and cheers you gave me. It made me feel enlightened when I went to the toilet. The inspiration came like the water of the Yangtze River."

Lin Yang smiled and said, "You pried the public toilet!"

"Hahaha"

There was a lot of laughter at the scene.

Qin Feng pushed Lin Yang directly: "What's the problem? Don't they all say that the toilet is opened?"

Lin Yang looked at Qin Feng contemptuously: "That's it, you are ashamed to stand on the stage of Peking University! Are you a little educated? You suddenly see!"

Qin Feng suddenly said: "It turns out that it is a latrine, not a latrine! Everyone, please be considerate, my primary school Chinese is taught by a physical education teacher, and some mistakes are inevitable."

"Hahaha"

There was another burst of laughter.

"Elementary Chinese is taught by the physical education teacher, hahaha, I laughed so hard"

"His teacher couldn't be mad at this paragraph!"

"Hahaha, it's so funny, the cross talk is about to start"

……

Lin Yang said with a smile: "Is this a mistake? There's a big difference! People who graduated from primary school have brains full of muscles, right? Brains are as big as pine nuts?"

"Hahaha"

The audience laughed again.

Qin Feng smiled and pushed Lin Yang again: "Your brain is as big as a pine nut!"

Lin Yang laughed and took a step back.

Qin Feng turned his head to look at the audience and said:
"Just kidding, since everyone is so supportive, let me tell you a short paragraph, time is limited, and there are still students waiting to perform, so I won't talk about the whole paragraph.

As for the students who want to listen to new songs, everyone please pay attention to my webcast at the end of the month. There will be all new songs at that time, and you will definitely let you listen to them all at once.”

Lin Yang and Liu Yan off the court were all in admiration when they heard this.

Too badass!Don't miss any chance to promote your webcast!
Hearing what Qin Feng said, Lin Jian's face suddenly burst into a smile.

"It's really a pleasure to cooperate with this product, with its own advertising skills!"

……

Qin Feng continued:

"When we left the stage just now, in addition to the warm applause from everyone, we also heard some enthusiastic boos. Don't think about it, it must be the Japanese and Korean friends who were reluctant to leave the stage and made a voice to hold us back.

They may not have thought that the cross talk show would even come back, and we still have the opportunity to thank them for their enthusiasm.

Here, I would like to sincerely thank these Japanese and Korean friends, thank you for your enthusiastic support for the cause of cross talk in China, we will always remember it in our hearts.”

"Hahaha"

Hilarious laughter burst out everywhere.

Everyone knows that Bangzi and Devil are going to be unlucky again!
Bangzi and Guizi at the scene were completely dumbfounded.

Some even wanted to slap themselves twice, they were so full!It's okay, what's he doing!I don't know how poisonous his mouth is!
All the sticks and ghosts turned pale, what kind of vicious attack will come next?
Ha Han and Ha Ri's brains in front of the computer are also stupid.

The Korean and Japanese students even scolded the sticks and devils at the scene.

Netizens were completely insane.

"This guy's revenge is too fast, he doesn't wait for a second!"

"What I admire the most is not this guy's style of vengeance, but the seemingly endless jokes about scolding sticks and devils in his mind, each of which is so classic and vicious, and it's so refreshing to listen to."

"Are people reluctant to leave you? Don't be sentimental!"

"Hahaha, I laughed so hard, booing passionately, what do you think!"

"Bangzi and Guizi are going to be in bad luck again, so happy to hear it!"

"Sit back and watch the show, it's cool!"

……

Sister Fei and the others outside the venue were all laughing, today was really enjoyable, I have never been so happy in my life.

Qin Feng's teachers, classmates, family members, and friends all returned to the computer and continued to watch the performance.

Especially the teachers, in addition to looking forward to Qin Feng's performance, the pressure is not small.

They have already received protests from many international students, asking them to stop Qin Feng's unscrupulous attacks.

But all the teachers understand that this is impossible, as long as Qin Feng is so unscrupulous, as long as he stands on the stage, no one can control his mouth.

The only way is not to mess with him, but who made your compatriots at the scene talk cheap, why are you booing him!Then you have to bear the consequences of being hurt by him, and there is nothing we can do to help!
Lei Xiaoyang's face was full of mourning, this grandson is here again!Also let people live!
At this time, apart from hating Qin Feng's broken mouth, he also hated the sticks and devils at the scene to the bone.

"You grandsons! You are cooperating with Qin Feng, a stinky hooligan, to destroy your buddies!"

The leaders and teachers of Peking University, as well as several leaders of the Ministry of Education, are now smiling wryly.

Looking at Qin Feng on the stage, everyone's teeth are itchy. As long as this guy is standing on the stage, it will make people feel scared!
……

The sound of the scene is slightly lowered.

Qin Feng looked at the audience and said with a smile:

"Let's gossip less, let's get down to business. Next, I will tell you a new story called "The Immortal in the Vase". I hope you like it. This story is for the Japanese friends present, and I hope you like it too."

Lin Yang next to him knew the name as soon as he heard it, and it was a new joke he had never seen before, so he suddenly became nervous.

"Qin Feng, can you play cards according to common sense? Isn't this a problem for my buddies! And he made a new joke without even saying hello, it's hard for my buddies! That day, my buddies will die in your hands!"

The live and live viewers immediately became excited when they heard the name:
“Awesome, another new joke”

"The devil is going to be in bad luck, this guy named it to the devil"

"I'm really looking forward to it. There are a lot of jokes about him scolding Bangzi, and less jokes about devils. This is a fierce one."

"The name sounds a bit mythical, but I don't know what the content is like"

"It must be wonderful, as long as it is scolding sticks and devils, it will be enjoyable to listen to"

"You can tell from Lin Yang's expression that he has never heard of it, can you tell me?
"Don't worry, Qin Feng rarely makes surprise attacks! It must be wonderful!"

……

Hearing Qin Feng's words, the sticks at the scene were all relieved, this time it finally didn't hurt us!

The devils all became tense with pale faces. Looking at Qin Feng on the stage, they all wished they could rush to the stage to sew up that broken mouth.

"Snapped!"

The crisp wake-up sound sounded.

The encore performance has officially begun.

(End of this chapter)