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Chapter 102 The Fairy in the Vase
The clear and loud sound of Xingmu immediately attracted everyone's attention to the stage.

The show begins.

Looking at the many excited eyes in the audience, Qin Feng became excited unknowingly.

He took a deep breath, looked at the audience with a smile and said:
"Many Japanese friends came to the scene today. They may not know much about our art form. Let me explain, this is called cross talk, which is a traditional language art"

Lin Yang smiled and continued: "No need to explain, they already understand it very well, especially how to swear without profanity!"

"Hahaha"

There was a burst of laughter at the scene.

"I'm afraid these devils will never want to listen to cross talk again! You've scolded them like that."

"Eating mosaics, it's too vicious!"

……

Qin Feng smiled and pushed Lin Yang's shoulder lightly.

"You, you really don't know which pot to open and which pot to carry, do you have to consider the feelings of your Japanese friends!"

Lin Yang curled his lips angrily: "Now you know how to consider other people's feelings, why did you go earlier?"

"Hahaha"

There was another laughter.

Qin Feng smiled and continued: "Actually, we can also come into contact with some Japanese in life."

Lin Yang: "Really?"

Qin Feng nodded: "I can touch it."

Lin Yang added a word: "Yeah"

Qin Feng continued: "I don't have a particularly good impression of the Japanese. I live not far from the neighborhood. There are indeed Japanese people. Sometimes they do things that are quite annoying."

Lin Yang asked curiously, "What's the matter?"

Qin Feng explained with his hands: "Only there are two Japanese at my door, the couple are tall! The Japanese are not tall, with the exception of these two... tall! One is 1 meters tall. A 1 meter 1"

"Hahaha"

Hearing this, the audience burst into laughter.

Lin Yang laughed: "They are shorter than ordinary Japanese!"

There was constant laughter in the auditorium, and the audience watching the live broadcast burst into laughter.

Netizens are all happy and crazy.

"It's too bad, is Japan so short!"

"Big tall man, this guy is really wicked"

"It can be predicted that after this cross talk, all the devils at the scene vomited blood and died."

……

The ghosts at the scene understood Qin Feng's meaning after interpreting and explaining, and all of them rolled their eyes in anger. Everyone looked at Qin Feng on the stage, and their teeth were gnashing loudly.

Qin Feng ignored them and continued to make losses.

He gestured another height with his hands and said, "Tall! Wearing high heels, standing on tiptoes, you can walk under the car."

Lin Yang laughed and said, "Okay!"

Qin Feng said with contempt on his face: "Big tall man! They don't pay attention to anyone at the door, and no one looks down on him...he still plays with that elegant art."

Lin Yang looked curious: "What?"

Qin Feng made a posture of playing golf: "The two of you are playing golf with us on the alley street, near the community, look"

Lin Yang said in surprise: "Hey! Is that a place?"

Qin Feng gestured for a length of about [-] centimeters:

"The cue is also small, it's just that big. The ball is just a boiled quail egg. Later, I got some iron, iron marbles, and the two of them hit it with sticks... It's very interesting!"

"Hahaha"

The audience kept laughing.

Lin Yang continued with a smile: "Really?"

Qin Feng made a hitting motion with a wave of his hand: "You look like a puppet holding up a chopstick! Dang! Ren'er... hit it out, and the two ran over"

Lin Yang chuckled: "It's Lilliputian!"

Qin Feng looked at the audience and said with a smile: "Ah, it takes him half a day to get the ball back after hitting it 10 meters away. It's not easy to get two shots in one day."

Lin Yang: "Hehehe, everyone picked up the ball!"

"Hahaha"

The audience burst into laughter, many laughing to the point of tears.

The devils in the audience were staring at Qin Feng fiercely.

Bangzi not far from them looked at the devil with sympathy.

The audience outside the stadium was already laughing like crazy.

Bursts of laughter came from every dormitory, laboratory, and classroom of Peking University.

Of course, there were roars from the foreign student building.

……

Qin Feng and Lin Yang continued to spray poison on the devils.

Qin Feng looked at the direction of the devils and said with a smile: "It takes a lot of time to pick up the ball. I got into trouble that day, and the daughter-in-law's eyesight was not good, and the ball went out with 'dang... Ren'er...', just listen to the 'pa... ...wow, the glass shattered"

Lin Yang said regretfully: "Yo!... Got it!"

Qin Feng stared at his feet dumbfounded: "The two of you took a look, what should we do? Go find it, go find the ball! Search around, find this side, there is such a, um, the gate of the community, take a look there , the glass shattered"

Lin Yang continued, "Oh!"

Qin Feng made a gesture of knocking on the door: "The couple knocked on the door... Once the door opened, they would be foolish"

Lin Yang: "What?"

Qin Feng probed and looked: "Through this door, you can see that the window is broken, and the vase on the ground is also broken...their little ball is on the ground."

Lin Yang spread his hands towards the audience: "Look!"

Qin Feng looked down at his feet: "The homeowner looked at them and lowered his head: what's the matter with you two?...'I'm sorry, we played this and that, and we broke that, we apologize'"

"Hahaha"

The action of Qin Feng looking down made everyone burst into laughter again.

"Is the devil so short, you can almost see the tops of your feet"

The devils in the audience were already fainting from anger.

Lin Yang sighed: "Look!"

Qin Feng said politely: "No need to apologize, it's okay! I have to thank you two"

Lin Yang asked in surprise: "What is this for?"

Qin Feng stammered and said: "This, why, why? What's going on? You—what's going on?...'Ah, I'm not an ordinary person, I'm a god'"

Lin Yang was taken aback: "Immortal!"

Qin Feng continued: "I have been staying in that vase, and today you rescued me. If the vase is not broken, I can't get out.... Yo! The couple is happy, they are happy, they just heard people say that there is this" The fairy in the vase', met today"

Lin Yang nodded: "Yeah!"

Qin Feng said excitedly: "Everyone said that you can make a wish, can you help us with something?... The god said: 'OK, do you have any requests? Ask them'"

Lin Yang said in surprise: "Bring it up!"

Qin Feng rubbed his hands and said: "This husband said: 'Well, I want China's territory, can you give it to me?'"

Lin Yang opened his mouth wide in surprise: "I still have this heart!"

"babble--!"

There were deafening boos at the scene.

The faces of the Japanese were even darker.

The faces of the Peking University teachers and the leaders of the Ministry of Education suddenly became more serious. How could Qin Feng dare to touch this topic?How dare you!
Many people watching the live broadcast outside the venue also felt a little bit in their hearts, this guy is really audacious!
And those who hated Qin Feng's immortality almost cheered when they heard this, they finally have a handle!

Qin Feng's teachers and friends started to worry about him when they heard this.

……

At the auditorium, Qin Feng continued without any pause:

"The god said: 'Okay, it's okay. When you come home later, there is a house book on the bed. It is the territory of China, and it is yours!'"

Lin Yang had a questioning expression on his face: "Fangben?"

"babble--!"

The boos continued.

The expressions of the students at the scene were much more serious than before, and many of them could no longer laugh.

Qin Feng changed to a female voice and said: "Well, the daughter-in-law also said: 'I want, I want all the gold and jewelry in China'"

Lin Yang sighed: "This is greedy!"

Qin Feng waved his hand and said: "Go home and have a look, it's next to the house book, it's yours, no problem!"

Lin Yang opened his mouth and asked, "Is it all jewels?"

Speaking of this, Lin Yang was already in a panic.

He didn't know what was going to happen next, so he could only follow Qin Feng's words. He was planning for the worst, and he might be unlucky today!

Qin Feng paused, lowered his head and said: "But this is like this, I am a fairy with little mana, I can only promise each of you one, and I have to keep such a wish for myself... Can you satisfy me?" "

Lin Yang stepped forward: "Yes"

Qin Feng nodded affirmatively: "Hey! The couple said: 'No problem, we Japanese are the most honest, we can satisfy you, tell me, what is your request?'"

Lin Yang raised his chin: "Take it up!"

Qin Feng explained with a sad face: "I am an immortal who has stayed in the vase for 1000 years, ah, I saw your wife today, I am very happy, I hope I can lie on the bed with your wife for a while? "

Lin Yang asked with a smile: "Just lying down?"

"Hahaha"

All the students at the scene have already burst into laughter.

Sure enough, Qin Feng didn't hold his fart at all!

"The true nature of the stinky hooligan will never change, and he has gone around to dirty jokes again!"

Those who were worried about Qin Feng's mistakes outside the court smiled and relaxed.

The country is easy to change, but the nature is hard to change!

In the final analysis, all this kid's words are foreshadowing the final harm to the devil, isn't this coming!

And those who thought they had caught Qin Feng sat down in disappointment, this time it's over again!
The teachers of Peking University and the leaders of the Ministry of Education have begun to secretly laugh, and the original worries have long since dissipated.

……

Qin Feng nodded fiercely: "The Japanese man was very upset when he heard this: You have to add another 50 yuan!"

Lin Yang almost laughed out loud, and hurriedly said, "It's pretty cheap!"

"Hahaha"

Everyone at the scene couldn't sit still laughing.

The devils in the audience stood up suddenly, staring at Qin Feng angrily, their eyes were spitting fire.

Qin Feng looked at the devils under the stands, ignored them at all, and continued:
"Okay, no problem, you go back and have a look, go back and have a look, there is a 50 yuan note in your house book!...'Oh! Good, great, great!'...The fairy leads That girl went into the house!"

Lin Yang lowered his head and smiled, then forced himself to say a word: "Oh!"

"Hahaha"

The auditorium was completely laughing crazy.

The boys were all looking up to the sky and laughing, while the girls were too ashamed to look up.

Liu Yan and the others were completely lying on their laps, their necks were completely red.

"Smelly rascal, you are too shameless, how will you see people in the future!"

The people watching the live broadcast were also laughing like hell, stumbling around.

Sister Fei, Han Ru and the others were lying on the sofa or bed with red faces and laughing wildly.

……

The devils in the audience had already started to yell and curse, but their voices were completely drowned out by deafening laughter.

Qin Fengyao looked at the furious devil, and continued without changing his expression:
"The Japanese sat outside and waited. After waiting for two hours, the door opened, the fairy came out, and so did the lady,... sit down and rest for a while."

Lin Yang smiled and said, "Yes."

Qin Feng made a gesture of lighting a cigarette: "The fairy lights a cigarette"

Lin Yang asked in surprise: "The gods still smoke?"

Qin Feng lowered his head and looked down: "Hey! You two, how old are you?...'Ah, we are both older, we are both 27!'...27 and still so heartless, and still believe that there are gods in the world!"

Lin Yang shouted in surprise: "Ah!"

"Hahaha"

The burst of laughter exploded, louder than ever before!

Everyone was laughing wildly, completely laughing like crazy!

Even the girl who bowed her head shyly before, now, like the boy, patted the back of the chair or her thigh and laughed wildly.

All the people watching the live broadcast outside the venue also let out unprecedented laughter.

The Peking University teachers and the leaders of the Ministry of Education, who were still sitting in their seats, were all laughing and slipping underground, completely losing the respectability of teachers and leaders.

After saying the last sentence, Qin Feng and Lin Yang looked at each other and laughed a few times, then took a step back together, then bowed again to the audience, turned around and walked behind the curtain with a smile.

As soon as they turned around, thunderous applause and cheers came from behind them.

"clap clap"

A storm of applause echoed in the auditorium.

Similarly, there were countless enthusiastic applause sent out in front of all live broadcast computers.

"The cross talk is so nice, it's awesome!"

"Qin Feng, Lin Yang, you are so awesome"

"Qin Feng, awesome!"

"Lin Yang, awesome!"

……

Amid applause and cheers all over the sky, Qin Feng and Lin Yang walked into the backstage laughing.

Although they could no longer be seen, the applause and applause in the auditorium did not weaken in the slightest.

The enthusiasm of the students swept every corner of the auditorium like a hurricane, impacting everyone's senses.

(End of this chapter)