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Chapter 118 Are You Sick?

"clap clap"

As soon as Qin Feng's words fell, the scene immediately burst into thunderous applause.

Regardless of the live audience or the audience on the live broadcast, everyone's attention was now on Qin Feng and Lin Yang on the stage.

People in the cross talk circles, in particular, were engrossed in staring at the live broadcast.

After the applause fell, Qin Feng started with a smile:
"Thank you for your applause. I am very happy to be standing with Lin Yang again."

Lin Yang smiled wryly: "Okay! Here we come."

Qin Feng looked at Lin Yang: "It's rare for such a good actor to speak with conscience."

Lin Yang shook his hand: "You're welcome."

Qin Feng tapped the table with his fingers: "Lin Yang can achieve today's results, that's because of hard work."

Lin Yang nodded: "If you want to achieve results, you have to work hard."

Qin Feng continued to knock: "I have learned cross talk since I was a child, practiced basic skills, got up at five o'clock, and climbed up in the middle of the night."

Lin Yang continued: "That's right."

Qin Feng said solemnly: "Wake up earlier than the chicken, sleep later than the chicken"

"babble--!"

The scene was booed.

"Hahaha"

Laughter also followed.

The girl blushed instantly when she heard this.

The stars at the scene were a little bit stunned, they were too outspoken!
The school teachers and leaders laughed wryly, here we go again!This brat really has no taboos!
Liu Yan's face turned red immediately, Sister Fei and Han Ru were taken aback for a moment, and then burst out laughing.

The live audience also laughed.

Qin Feng's parents were very embarrassed and cursed Qin Feng in a low voice, while the rest of the relatives and friends laughed heartily.

……

on site.

Lin Yang replied with a smile: "You have mastered the life rules of these two chickens."

"Hahaha"

There was another laughter.

"babble--!"

The booing continued.

Qin Feng gestured to Lin Yang: "I have a very good family."

Lin Yang nodded affirmatively: "Oh! The house is not bad."

Qin Feng praised: "You are a very happy person"

Lin Yang smiled and nodded: "Well, not bad."

Qin Feng said enviously: "Let's tell the truth, when I can be like you, I will be worth it in this life."

Lin Yang was pleasantly surprised: "So you still envy me?"

Qin Feng tidied up his clothes with a smile: "Oh! I hope, I can become a great person"

Lin Yang nodded: "Oh"

Qin Feng continued: "I feel that I am no shorter than anyone else"

Lin Yang nodded affirmatively: "No worse than anyone else."

Qin Feng said confidently: "Isn't it? This appearance, this spirit, and my temperament, I say to myself, I, I will complain if I don't go to Korea to be an official."

Lin Yang smiled and said: "Look at you picking this country! Are you afraid that someone will beat you to death?"

"Hahaha"

The live and live audience roared with laughter.

"As long as you scold the stick like that, I'm afraid you will be beaten to death as soon as you show up in Korea"

When Principal Li heard this, his heart immediately tightened.

Isn't this bastard going to scold the Koreans again?But what happened next reassured him a lot.

Qin Feng smiled: "Let's just say this,... I am a person who wants to make progress"

Lin Yang: "Then hello!"

Qin Feng looked at Lin Yang and said: "I hope very much, I hope that in the near future, I can be very good... I hope I have money, is this not an exaggeration?"

Lin Yang replied in agreement: "Having money is a good thing."

Qin Feng looked fascinated: "There is a ranking list of the richest people,...the ranking list if you don't accept it"

Lin Yang was dumbfounded: "Ah,...don't accept the list!...Forbes rich list"

Qin Feng said bitterly: "If you don't accept it, I will tear you apart."

"Hahaha"

Laughter kept ringing at the scene.

Lin Yang smiled and shook his head: "Hehe, what's the matter with kidnapping?"

Qin Feng: "You know how powerful this business is!"

Lin Yang explained: "Hehe, no, it's called Forbes"

Qin Feng looked up: "Forbes list, I read it every day"

Lin Yang asked puzzledly: "What are you doing?"

Qin Feng said disappointedly: "I really hope that there is me on the board, but I have never been there.... Is it printed wrong?"

Lin Yang smiled and stroked towards Qin Feng: "It's so fresh,...you remember it, it's because of you that it's a misprint"

"Hahaha"

Laughter burst out.

"babble--!"

Boos all over the place.

In front of the computer is also a joy.

Qin Feng sighed, and asked Lin Yang: "Then when can it be printed wrong?"

Lin Yang laughed happily, spread his hands and said, "Hey! What's the matter with looking forward to this day?...What's the matter if it's printed wrong?"

Qin Feng was full of pride: "If you print it wrong, I will be there."

Lin Yang asked suspiciously: "What's the point of having you?"

Qin Feng looked at the audience and said: "I sympathize with many people who are unhappy in life"

Lin Yang shook his head: "I still sympathize with him!"

Qin Feng pointed his finger: "Looking around, many people drive a second-hand car, live in a second-hand house, and marry a second-hand daughter-in-law"

Lin Yang opened his mouth wide: "Ah! The daughter-in-law is also second-hand?"

"Hahaha"

The laughter grew louder, and the girls at the scene blushed a little.

Qin Feng sighed: "What a lifetime of resentment!...Hey! But my life is pretty good!"

Lin Yang: "Really?"

Qin Feng continued: "Adjust my state by myself, I want to live a quality life in all aspects"

Lin Yang nodded: "That's not bad!"

Qin Feng looked at the audience and said with a smile: "It's okay, I'll still watch performances, listen to music, watch movies"

Lin Yang nodded in appreciation: "Ah! You have also dabbled in art, good!"

Qin Feng recalled: "That day, I saw a movie adapted from the prophecy of the Mayans, the end of the world in 2012,... I was depressed after watching it"

Lin Yang asked puzzledly: "Hi! What are you depressed about?"

Qin Feng covered his face with his hands and said sadly: "I'm done before I make a mistake."

"Hahaha"

There was a lot of laughter at the scene.

Lin Yang smiled and waved his hands to comfort him: "You! Don't think about it, movies are works of art and fiction."

Qin Feng continued: "I take it seriously"

Lin Yang sighed: "Why do you do this!"

Qin Feng looked lonely: "I have to enjoy it quickly, I have to live well, why do I still have so much money? I squander it!"

Lin Yang: "Spend this money before 2012?"

Qin Feng said passionately: "I want to spend a lot of time and drink, and I will be drunk,... I will rush to the bank with the card."

Lin Yang: "Going to withdraw money"

Qin Feng gritted his teeth fiercely: "What's the use of me keeping the money? I'll take out all the 2000 yuan...I'm going to squander it, travel around the world! Buy a yacht"

"Hahaha"

Laughter came one after another, and everyone was amused by Qin Feng's expression and words.

Lin Yang frowned and stretched out his hand to interrupt Qin Feng: "You go first,... that's fine! You spend 2000 yuan to travel around the world, and you will come back when you arrive in Daxing, you know! Buy a yacht!"

"Hahaha"

The auditorium roared with laughter, and the audience in front of the computer also laughed endlessly.

The stars who watched Qin Feng's performance live for the first time in the front row were already laughing.

This cross talk is so interesting!

Qin Feng grinned: "I have a monthly pass!"

Lin Yang waved his hand: "Hi! Then you can just buy a monthly pass or you'll be done."

Qin Feng made a gesture of inserting the card: "I go to the bank, withdraw money, first withdraw 200"

Lin Yang nodded lightly: "Keep 1800"

Qin Feng kept rubbing his two fingers together: "Back, come out, I picked up one and rubbed it hard, they said the bank also has fake ones"

Lin Yang nodded: "I can't help it either"

Qin Feng continued to rub: "Rub! It took too long, the card was swallowed!"

Lin Yang sighed: "Oh! The card was swallowed."

There was constant laughter at the scene, and the audience looked at Qin Feng and Lin Yang on the stage, laughing all the time.

Qin Feng clicked his tongue: "What can I do with just 200 yuan?"

Lin Yang pointed: "If you rub it again, even the 200 is fake."

Qin Feng raised his head and looked around: "I put this pocket in my pocket and walk on the street, no matter where I go, I take a good stroll, I open my heart, I want to be worthy of myself"

Lin Yang: "Well, spend money"

Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed: "Hey, when I look up, there is a temple here, I will go there to burn incense and pray for Buddha"

Lin Yang nodded: "Take a mental balance."

Qin Feng smiled and walked forward: "Look for a good omen, just take a step and go."

Lin Yang: "Go"

Qin Feng opened his hands and gestured: "At the door, there is such a big plaque with gold characters on a blue background."

Lin Yang asked, "What is written?"

Qin Feng pointed his fingers and said word by word: "Cheat - cheat - Temple!"

Lin Yang was so surprised that he opened his mouth wide: "Fraud Temple! Is this good or not?"

"Hahaha"

Laughter broke out suddenly, and everyone was stunned by the name, bursting with laughter.

"This guy, how did you come up with this name, it's so funny"

"The orgasm is coming! It's fun"

……

Qin Feng looked up and said, "Such an auspicious place, it's so foreign!"

Lin Yang couldn't stop laughing: "Oh! Take this as a good word"

Qin Feng raised his feet and took a step: "Go"

Lin Yang said in surprise, "You really dare to go in!"

Qin Feng clasped his hands together: "Step in and the monk is reciting scriptures there, I'm a big bad wolf..."

Lin Yang was terrified: "This is a wolf's den! How do you sing this song?"

"Hahaha"

Another burst of laughter broke out.

Everyone's faces were numb from laughter, and the laughter has not stopped since the beginning. This is the cross talk that can bring people joy!
Qin Feng also looked frightened: "Scare me!"

Lin Yang: "That's right!"

Qin Feng said with a smile on his face: "I want to leave, he turned around and saw me,...'Welcome to come and pass by, don't miss it'"

Lin Yang clicked his tongue: "Hey! That's good, this monk is doing business! This temple"

Qin Feng smiled: "I'm coming in, hello master,... (put your hands together) "Oh, hello benefactor, hehe, are you here to donate money? "

Lin Yang was very surprised: "I want money when I come up."

Qin Feng said embarrassingly: "I didn't bring much money,... (laughing) "You can swipe your card""

Lin Yang pouted and shook his head: "Hey! Don't delay."

Qin Feng explained with a smile: "That,... the card was swallowed"

Lin Yang smiled and waved his hands: "Tell me the truth."

Qin Feng clasped his hands together: "You can take a small loan,...mortgage"

Lin Yang's eyes widened in shock: "Hey! Thieves don't leave empty space, this is it!"

Qin Feng spread his hands: "There is nothing here,... oh... Then are you willing to donate your organs?"

Lin Yang leaned back in fright: "My god, you have to keep a little of everything, right?"

"Hahaha"

Deafening laughter broke out in the auditorium, and all the students leaned forward and back together in joy.

Qin Feng gritted his teeth and said: "I'm crazy with hatred, pointing at Buddha to eat and clothes, you are going crazy! I sue you, there is no money"

Lin Yang gritted his teeth and said, "I just have no money!"

Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed upwards: "You know, look at your appearance, really, are you sick?... The monk is happy, "Do you have medicine? ""

Lin Yang was full of doubts: "Hey, what are you doing?"

Qin Feng stared at his eyes and raised his chin: "How much do you eat?... How much do you have?... How much do you eat,...I eat as much as you have,... Are you sick?... Do you have medicine? ?..."

When saying this passage, Qin Feng turned his head back and forth from left to right, his face was ferocious, his voice went from small to loud, and finally became hoarse.

"Hahaha"

There was a burst of laughter,
Regardless of the live audience or the audience watching the live broadcast, everyone was amused by Qin Feng's words.

Some students have been laughing to the point of tears.

"Funny, that word is so funny"

"This guy's brain is too big! How can he come up with such a hilarious word?"

"I laughed so hard, another classic line"

"This is called cross talk, it's so joyful"

……

Everyone in the cross talk world felt extremely stressed after listening to this hilarious joke.

This episode was so good that they couldn't help but listen to it. From the beginning to the present, there have been a lot of burdens, big and small, and jokes one after another. The scene never stopped laughing and applauding, and they couldn't stop at all.

Moreover, Qin Feng and Lin Yang cooperated very well, and the connection between the teasing was almost seamless, which showed that this cross talk was very mature and complete.

This is not comparable to their cross talk!
If Qin Feng continues to develop like this, actors in the cross talk world will either learn from Qin Feng, or they can only wait for their jobs to be smashed!

But how easy is it to learn!The comic book alone can kill almost everyone.

Now no one in the cross talk world has such a strong creative force. It is not bad to be able to hold back a book a year.
This is still a scarce resource!

Unlike Qin Feng, who has come up with so many classic jokes in such a short period of time, each of which is full of new ideas, how can we not make people in the cross talk circle envy and hate?
Now, while they were laughing, their determination to drive Qin Feng out of the cross talk world became stronger.

People from the men's football team were also watching the live broadcast. While laughing, they felt somewhat helpless.

Qin Feng is too difficult to deal with!Especially this sharp mouth is simply frightening!
Everyone is very worried that Qin Feng will use the live broadcast to attack, after all, the two sides fought very hard on the Internet before.

Although Qin Feng seldom spoke in the later period, the few words and the vicious behavior of constantly posting the results have already caused the entire men's football team to suffer internal injuries.

Now that there is such an excellent opportunity to attack, with Qin Feng's character, he will definitely not let it go, it depends on when he makes a move.

The rest of the people watching the live broadcast were also amused by this phrase.

The same is true for Qin Feng's parents and relatives, and everyone in the family is laughing up and down.

"Uncle, aunt, my brother is so funny, I'm dying of laughter"

"Hahaha, uncle, aunt, we must ask him to tell us a cross talk during the Spring Festival, it's so funny"

"Yes, this proposal is very good, I agree"

……

Qin Feng's cousins, cousins, cousins, and cousins ​​laughed and said.

The mother laughed until she burst into tears, and kept nodding her head, agreeing to the little ones' request.

The rest of the people also agreed with this proposal very much, Qin Feng is really funny.

The backstage of the auditorium also collapsed, and the laughter never stopped.

Regardless of Pang Yong, Huo Huo, Xu Haipeng and the violin Mo Yun, it was the first time for everyone to listen to this cross talk in its entirety. Listening to this extremely funny joke, everyone laughed like hell.

"It's so weird, how could Qin Feng come up with such a word?"

"It's so contradictory, I can't believe that Qin Feng who talks about cross talk and sings is the same person"

"Yeah, this feeling is really weird, I guess everyone will have such an idea"

"Excellent, that's all I can say!"

"Don't think about other things, just listen to the cross talk, these two guys can really make people laugh."

……

off stage.

A group of celebrities have already laughed like crazy, even Hu Zhijun, who has always been cold, laughed until tears flowed down his face.

Sister Fei supported Liu Yan's arm, and said out of breath while laughing:

"It's so fun, Liu Yan, you will laugh so hard when you are with Qin Feng in the future! What is he pretending to be in his mind? How come there are so many laughing jokes?"

"Yeah, I'm very curious too, my guts are in knots laughing"

Han Ru said on the other side of Liu Yan.

Liu Yan in the middle burst into tears with laughter, unable to answer any questions at all.

Even she didn't understand, how could Qin Feng have such endless hilarious jokes?

……

(End of this chapter)