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Chapter 119 Slippery Carefully
on the stage.

Lin Yang stretched out his hand to stop the furious Qin Feng: "Okay, okay, okay...you're fine, what are you talking about with him?"

Qin Feng gritted his teeth and said bitterly: "I don't know who to blackmail! Do you know?"

Lin Yang sighed, "What are you talking about!"

Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed, staring at his eyes: "Staring at me, tell you, go out"

Lin Yang: "Let's go!"

Qin Feng sighed and stroked his chest: "Oh! Why is my heart so blocked, hey! There is a botanical garden here"

Lin Yang raised his hand and pointed: "Oh, vegetation"

Qin Feng was immediately happy, and stretched out his hand to gesture: "There are all kinds of trees inside, the trees in the south, the trees in the north, what are cacti, and all kinds of fruit trees. Scientists say that seeing more green things is good for people."

Lin Yang nodded affirmatively: "It's eye-catching!"

Qin Feng raised his head and looked around: "Stepping in, hey! It's so beautiful! There are all kinds of trees. Looking at the green things, my heart feels calm....Suddenly I remembered a person"

Lin Yang asked, "Who is it?"

Qin Feng looked at the audience and said: "There is one, Newton"

Lin Yang nodded: "That's a scientist"

Qin Feng continued: "Master Niu"

Lin Yang's eyes widened in surprise: "Master Niu?"

"Hahaha"

The audience burst into laughter.

Qin Feng shook his finger and said: "Sitting under the apple tree, the apple fell on his head, he came up with the law of universal gravitation, which benefited mankind"

Lin Yang nodded: "Yes."

Qin Feng stretched out his hand and patted his chest: "Why am I so negative? Why can't I be like him? I'm also sitting under the tree, thinking about my life"

Lin Yang: "Think about it"

Qin Feng touched the top of his head, and his face was full of joy: "Bang! It's a success!"

Lin Yang asked: "Apple"

Qin Feng said bitterly: "Drop a durian!"

Lin Yang yelled in fright: "Hey! Okay! You should wake up first!"

Qin Feng next to him was covering his head, looking dizzy.

"Hahaha"

The audience burst into laughter.

Everyone was overjoyed to see Qin Feng on the stage.

"It's so funny, how did this guy think of learning from Newton?"

"Thinking is too wild and unconstrained, it makes me laugh to death"

"If you drop a durian, it won't kill you! It's so funny."

……

The viewers watching the live broadcast were also amused by Qin Feng's painful expression.

Those who hated Qin Feng's immortality looked at the live broadcast screen and thought:

"Why doesn't a light fall from the top of the stage and kill you bastard!"

Of course, the lights will not drop down on the stage.

……

Qin Feng let out a long sigh: "Oh! After an hour, I woke up."

Lin Yang stared at his eyes and said loudly, "I've been dizzy for an hour!"

Qin Feng raised his head and looked up: "Why didn't I look at it!"

Lin Yang smiled and said, "Hey! I sat on the wrong tree, this is you"

While Qin Feng was talking, his body was still swaying back and forth.

"Hahaha"

The laughter grew louder and the audience couldn't be happier.

Qin Feng shook back and forth: "Maybe you want to get rich! There are stars in front of you"

Lin Yang looked at the audience and shook his hand: "It's a gold star!"

Qin Feng touched his pocket in surprise: "Turn through this pocket, why are my pockets turned outside?"

"Hahaha"

Seeing Qin Feng's surprised appearance, the audience burst out laughing.

Lin Yang spread his hands in surprise and said, "This hour has been robbed!"

Qin Fengzhou fumbled all over his body: "The mobile phone is gone, my great 200 yuan is gone, and there is still a little change in this pocket, oops! I left the change, I don't need the money, the mobile phone... "

Lin Yang spread his hands together: "Yes, what should I do if I make a phone call?"

Qin Feng lowered his head and searched for the mobile phone in front of and behind him.

Laughter kept ringing, and the audience was extremely happy.

Especially for those who watched Qin Feng's performance for the first time, they kept smiling from the beginning, their faces almost went numb, but they couldn't stop.

Qin Feng and Lin Yang on the stage, no matter their words or actions, can always touch the nerves of people laughing, making it impossible not to laugh out loud.

"This is cross talk, it's so funny, it's worth it! It's so worth it!"

……

on the stage.

Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed: "There is a man and a woman next to him,...the man shouted over there, "Who's it?who? "...I said, mine!"

Lin Yang added a word: "Oh"

Qin Feng slapped his hands suddenly: "He came over and gave me a 'slap' in the mouth"

Lin Yang asked in surprise, "What's wrong?"

Qin Feng explained innocently: "That girl is pregnant"

Lin Yang shook his hands and said loudly: "Oh! People ask who that child belongs to!"

"Hahaha"

The audience burst into laughter in an instant.

Liu Yan even blushed and covered her mouth and laughed endlessly, and the other girls were the same, all blushing and laughing.

The audience in front of the computer laughed even more.

"This slap is so unfair!"

"The burden shaking is so good, wonderful!"

"It's beautiful, Qin Feng's cross talk is really a masterpiece!"

……

The cross talk on stage continued.

Qin Feng yelled bitterly: "Aren't you killing me unjustly!"

Lin Yang looked at Qin Feng sympathetically: "Who told you not to hear clearly and talk nonsense!"

A smile appeared on Qin Feng's face again: "After an hour, I woke up again"

Lin Yang sighed: "Okay! I was knocked out for another hour"

"Hahaha"

The audience couldn't stop laughing.

The funny lines, coupled with the wonderful interaction between the two, made everyone laugh.

Whether in the auditorium or in front of the live broadcast computer, there was joyful laughter everywhere.

Qin Feng pointed forward desolately: "After walking out of the botanical garden, my soul has been purified and sublimated"

Lin Yang pursed his lips and continued, "It's all about the waves."

"Hahaha"

There was a lot of laughter.

Qin Feng stretched out his hand and pushed Lin Yang's shoulder: "Well, what are you talking about!"

Lin Yang stared and stretched out two fingers: "Nonsense! Hit twice, have you been purified?"

Qin Feng supported the table and sighed: "Oh, I feel very hungry. Fortunately, I still have some change, and there is a small restaurant next to it."

Lin Yang continued: "Oh"

Qin Feng explained: "I'll go there and eat something."

Lin Yang nodded: "Make do with it."

Qin Feng raised his feet and took a step forward: "Just take a step and go. As soon as you enter the door, heh, there is a yellow plastic sign on the ground."

Lin Yang added a word: "Oh"

Qin Feng said word by word: "It says on it, little-heart-ground (de)-slippery"

After saying that, Qin Feng took two steps forward and started skating on the stage.

Lin Yang pointed at Qin Feng and laughed.

"Hahaha"

The audience laughed like crazy, and everyone was amused by Qin Feng's actions.

Many audience members lay on the back of the chair with their stomachs covered, or burst into laughter on their own laps. There were not a few people who yelled for help.

The stars in the front row had already laughed so hard that they lost any manners. They burst into tears, staggered, clapped their hands and stomped their feet.

Even Mo Qingyu, who is known as the fairy sister, has already collapsed on the seat with laughter at this time, covering her stomach, and laughing with snot in her nose.

It doesn't even look like a fairy, it's just a typical symptom of a child with schizophrenia and mental retardation!
That is to say, the media reporters were not allowed in today, otherwise the stars on the scene would immediately provide countless shocking emoticons for the majority of netizens.

Han Ru laughed out of breath and said to Liu Yan:
"Hahaha, Liu Yan, your boyfriend is such a treasure! He's so funny, you'll die laughing!"

Liu Yanzao lay on her lap laughing like hell, she didn't have the strength to answer.

Sister Fei next to her also laughed so hard that she couldn't even sit upright, so she could only lean on the back of the chair and continue laughing out of breath.

The school teachers, sponsors, and senior executives of Eggplant Video were also laughing so hard that they were all blushing and reeling.

While laughing, watching Qin Feng's funny actions on the stage, everyone kept sighing in their hearts:

"This is really a treasure! It's so funny, how can there be such a thing in the world?"

……

Qin Feng's house was also bursting with laughter, with family members stumbling around.

Elderly relatives and friends have long since laughed without the majesty of any elders. Tears are flying, out of breath, and can't sit still. They either lean on the sofa and laugh, or go straight to the ground.

Qin Feng's parents were also laughing like hell. Looking at Qin Feng who was skating on the stage, the couple laughed and shook their heads.

"Is this still my son?"

Several younger brothers and sisters were lying on the sofa or sitting on the ground, constantly afraid of laughing.

"Brother is so funny, I'm planning to make everyone die laughing!"

"I think, my brother will be my idol in the future, the lethality is too powerful"

……

The rest of the people watching the live broadcast also burst into laughter.

Even Qin Feng's enemies, Liu Fuxiang's master and apprentice, men's football players, and the entire cross talk circle who regard Qin Feng as a major threat, are laughing at this time.

People in the music circle and the cultural circle who followed the live broadcast were in their homes or offices, lying on the sofa or on the table with the same smile and shooting wildly, none of them had any image.

The netizens watching the live broadcast and many college students also laughed so hard that they didn't even have the strength to post barrages and comments. They could only watch Qin Feng slid back and forth on the live broadcast screen, laughing softly all over his body. non-stop.

……

On stage, the laughter was deafening.

Qin Feng still slid back and forth on the stage.

After Lin Yang laughed for a while, he quickly stepped forward to hold Qin Feng: "Okay... okay..., okay, hey! okay..., what about you! How about taking this dictionary with you when you go to restaurants ?”

The burst of laughter almost knocked off the roof of the auditorium.

Qin Feng broke free from Lin Yang's hand, jumped out of the cross talk stage, and began to slide on the stage again.

"Hahaha"

The audience went completely crazy, pointing at Qin Feng one by one, laughing so hard that their bodies went limp.

Lin Yang immediately grabbed Qin Feng: "Don't slip, it's fine, you know how to slip carefully (di)? If you smash this durian again, you will wake up. Are you having a convulsion with this!"

Qin Feng made another skating action, then touched his head, and said excitedly: "I am very happy to play."

Lin Yang smacked his lips, smiled wryly and shook his head: "Oh!"

Qin Feng gestured back and forth with his hands: "歘(chua)——歘————"

The laughter couldn't stop at all.

Lin Yang pointed at Qin Feng and sighed, "Crazy!"

Qin Feng's movements stopped suddenly: "As soon as I looked up, the boss looked up at me"

Lin Yang explained to the audience: "I don't know what to do! Are you still skating?"

Qin Feng stared at his eyes and shouted: "Are you sick?"

Lin Yang: "Talk about others"

Qin Feng turned his head and said in a rough voice: "Do you have medicine?"

Lin Yang frowned and sighed loudly: "Hi! Oops!"

Qin Feng turned his head again, raised his chin and stared at his eyes: "How much do you eat?...How much do you have,...how much do you eat,...how much do you eat...are you sick?..."

Qin Feng yelled and turned his head. The more he yelled, the more passionate he became, his eyes were so wide that he blushed.

The auditorium completely exploded, no one could sit normally anymore, and everyone was staggering.

The students standing in the aisles and aisles had already sat on the floor of the auditorium, slapping the ground with their hands and laughing endlessly.

The same goes for the stars in the front row. Some even slipped to the ground, then lay down on their seats and buried their heads in laughter. Their whole bodies were already so weak that they didn't even have the strength to sit back down again.

The same is true for the live broadcast, all the live broadcast computers are full of laughter and tears flying together, and the autumn water is the same as the sky!
……

on the stage.

Lin Yang grabbed Qin Feng again, spread his hands and shouted: "I'll tell you that you are sick! Why are you talking to Renlang!"

Qin Feng wiped his face remorsefully: "Oh! Why is my life so unhappy!"

The laughter in the auditorium was like a huge wave.

Lin Yang waved his hand: "You can't be happy, you're always like this"

Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed upwards: "Sit here and cook a bowl of noodles. I will destroy your family today!"

Lin Yang asked in surprise, "Who is it?"

Qin Feng rolled up his sleeves: "I have to give it to you, find something awkward for you!"

Lin Yang asked in surprise: "Why are you so awkward?"

Qin Feng made a bowl shape with both hands: "It's a coincidence that the noodles are boiled and pulled with chopsticks!"

Lin Yang wondered, "What's wrong?"

Qin Feng pointed: "Catch a cockroach"

Lin Yang put the table back and said casually: "I don't care either."

Qin Feng smiled triumphantly, and stretched out two fingers to show: "Hmph! Ah! What should I do?"

Lin Yang raised his hand and pointed at Qin Feng: "I got it!"

Qin Feng's left and right index fingers gestured on both sides of his face: "The boss's face is pale."

Lin Yang spread his hands: "I'm scared"

Qin Feng waved his hand and turned around and said loudly: "Change a pair of chopsticks for you!"

Lin Yang stared at the boss in shock, pointed his fingers and said with a smile: "Oh! Changing chopsticks, is this a matter of changing chopsticks? Both of these people are sick enough!"

"Hahaha"

Laughter broke out suddenly, and the audience, both live and live, fell down on their seats with laughter again.

"I'm dying laughing, help me!"

"These two guys are so talkative, my stomach is going to explode"

"There is no cure at all, Qin Feng is too messed up!"

"Cross talk can still say that, it's really eye-opening"

"It's awesome! It's really awesome! Qin Feng, my buddy is already a fan, you are a wonder in the world!"

"It's so funny. Before the end of the first game, my buddy is almost dying of laughter. After the third round, my buddy must send first aid."

"It's so worth it, regardless of the following programs, just this half of the cross talk is already worth the money, buddy, I haven't laughed like this for some years"

……

Performance scene.

Qin Feng was so angry that he spun around in circles, and kept rubbing his hands back and forth on his head.

Then he stretched out his finger and pointed: "You are staring at me, let's talk again when I come back next time!"

After speaking, Qin Feng stepped forward and slid out.

"Hahaha"

There was another wave of laughter, and the audience fell down again.

Lin Yang waved: "Oh, that's fine, come back, is it the one who slipped out?"

Qin Feng came back with a wobble: "I'm naughty, you know!"

Lin Yang sighed and shook his hands: "Oh! I'm so mad at you, you're not being naughty"

There was one wave of laughter after another, without interruption.

The entire auditorium was completely boiling, completely turning into a vast ocean of laughter.

(End of this chapter)