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Chapter 128 "You Must Be Elegant"

The hilarity continued and showed no sign of stopping.

Qin Feng tried to resume the conversation several times, but the laughter was too loud, so he could only wait.

After another ten seconds passed, the voice became a little softer, and Qin Feng immediately tapped Xingmu lightly.

"Snapped"

The crisp voice instantly spread throughout the auditorium.

Everyone's attention was drawn back to the stage.

Qin Feng smiled and picked up the topic just now: "After reading the couplet, I will look at the table again. There are two tomes on it, which gives people a sense of profound knowledge."

Lin Yang asked curiously: "What is the title of the book?"

Qin Feng stretched out a finger with an admiring expression on his face: "One is "Xinhua Dictionary""

Lin Yang nodded and said, "The knowledge in the dictionary is very deep and worth studying. What about the second book?"

Qin Feng smiled and stretched out his second finger: "The second book is "How to Look Up a Dictionary""

Lin Yang's eyes widened in surprise: "Well, this co-author can't even look up a dictionary! How did he become an expert?"

"Hahaha"

Hilarious laughter sounded like thunder again.

"These two guys are too vile. Those who sing together are simply calling Gu Weimin an idiot."

"Poisonous mouth! Completely scolded!"

"Hahaha, this is so funny, how to look up a dictionary, is there this book?"

"Gu Weimin has already jumped off the building by now! It's so unfortunate to provoke Qin Feng!"

……

The person involved, Gu Weimin, could no longer see this passage, but the rest of the cross talk circles were watching.

Everyone has nothing to do with Qin Feng, they can only watch the live broadcast angrily.

Several leaders of the association rolled their eyes angrily, wishing they could rush to the Technology and Business University to beat up Qin Feng violently!

Principal Li and all the teachers felt trembling when they heard Qin Feng's fierce scolding.

Think about it in your own shoes, if it were you, you would have passed out long ago. No one can resist such vicious scolding!
Qin Feng continued to break: "After sitting down, I said, tell me! ...Tell me, this must be elegant, it should not be vulgar. We are so elegant that we play our lives, so we don't want to be vulgar. ... After talking for a long time, I didn't even have a whole sentence."

Lin Yang asked curiously, "Is that all you're talking about?"

Qin Feng raised his hand with a high-spirited look: "Ah, don't be unhappy, you don't have to be silent, but we will make you silent soon, we will write anonymous letters and make reports, we will, you know ?”

Lin Yang said in surprise: "Okay!"

"Hahaha"

The laughter got louder and louder, and the more the audience listened, the happier they were.

Scolding is so much fun!

Almost everyone's face in the cross talk world was as dark as the bottom of a pot, and everyone's eyes were blazing.

"You are planning to tear off the face of everyone in the cross talk world in front of the people of the whole country, you are not a joke."

Hearing this passage, several leaders of the association began to throw their glasses and curse.

"Qin Feng, you bastard, are we that despicable? You are slandering!"

All the people related to Qin Feng are terrified when they hear every word and every word of him. Everyone is worried about him.

The party, Qin Feng, continued to make losses without restraint.

Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed forward: "You may not understand me. You don't understand me now, so you scold me. After you understand me, you have to kill me."

Lin Yang opened his mouth wide in surprise: "Hey! He also knows that he is hated""

The loud laughter burst out again.

People in the cross talk world are already furious.

Gu Weimin lay on the bed and wailed continuously, how could he have the strength to scold Qin Feng again.

The leaders of the association have already dropped all the cups on the table, so they are not relieved!If you fall again, you can only drop the stool.

The family and teachers looked at Qin Feng who was still spraying poison on the stage, and they were very helpless.

This little bastard is going to scold all those who criticize him to death today!

……

Qin Feng raised his right hand and began to shout slogans: "We must work hard to be elegant, and strive for the future. Looking down from the moon, you can't even see the Great Wall, but you can see that these people talking about cross talk are as elegant as here."

Lin Yang widened his eyes and said in surprise, "How about it! It's such a big mess!"

"Hahaha"

The bursts of laughter came one after another without interruption.

People in the cross talk industry have become so angry that they are completely numb.

They didn't even have the strength to scold Qin Feng anymore, they could only breathe heavily, as if they had just finished running a marathon, and the sound of their breathing was like a broken bellows.

Several leaders of the association also scolded so much that they lost all strength, and they all slumped on their seats, staring at Qin Feng with hatred.

Master Liu Fuxiang and his disciples, who should have cheered and celebrated, also sat quietly in their respective homes.

After all, they used to be members of the Association of Crosstalk Artists, and now seeing the association being scolded by Qin Feng, they felt a bit sad, and of course it was more of a feeling of being connected with the same disease.

As for the hatred for Qin Feng, even the waters of three rivers cannot be washed away.

There were still waves of laughter at the performance site, and the entire auditorium became a sea of ​​joy.

Qin Feng frowned and nodded his fingers: "After I came out, I said in my heart that every two experts in China shoot one person, and there are no unjust, false or wrong cases."

Lin Yang sighed: "Well, that's the reason."

"hiss----!"

Regardless of the live audience or the audience on the live broadcast, everyone took a deep breath when they heard this.

This grandson is too cruel!Dare to say this!Really enjoyable!

Principal Li and all the teachers in the audience were stunned for a moment, especially the teachers who were known as experts looked at Qin Feng dumbfounded.

"We should all be shot for co-authoring! How much do you hate us?"

But this is just a joke in the hearts of the teachers. They know that Qin Feng is completely aimed at the cross talk world and has nothing to do with them.

At school, Qin Feng had no problems other than getting into trouble too much.

He was very polite to the teacher, and he was rarely rude, so everyone didn't take it to heart.

Both Teacher Gao and Teacher Yu couldn't help laughing and shaking their heads in front of the computer, they were too outspoken!

People in the cross talk circle almost got angry again, you little bastard, you are expecting us to die!

In a blink of an eye, there was a rattling sound from many houses in BJ. It was obvious that another batch of teacups were unlucky, and there were many vicious curses, and every voice was desperate and hoarse.

Qin Feng said helplessly: "Really, you include sometimes, what do some people think is elegance, admiration of foreigners?"

Lin Yang asked in surprise: "Ah, worshiping foreigners?"

Qin Feng looked disdainful: "Learning from foreigners, foreigners are good and elegant"

Lin Yang: "Oh"

"The firepower has been shifted? Why do you talk about xenophobicism? It's so imaginative! Who are you planning to scold?"

Listening to Qin Feng's words, everyone had such thoughts.

The people in the cross talk world are undoubtedly relieved, this bastard finally moved his firepower a little, it is really terrible!

The teachers are even more worried, who will be fired at?
Every audience looked at Qin Feng with concern, waiting for the release of his new round of bombardment targets.

Qin Feng stretched out his fingers and pointed: "No need, there are Han and Han, and there are Hari, to be honest, a few years back, these are our vassal states, what is called Annan, which is called Koryo, they are all like this, every year Paying tribute, becoming a vassal every year, a small country, giving birth to a son, who has to be sent to BJ as a hostage"

Lin Yang: "Yes"

Qin Feng continued with a look of disdain: "Now you learn from him, let's tell the truth, of course, he has advanced science and technology, you want to learn, but sometimes I can't see it."

Lin Yang continued: "You can't learn everything."

At this time, everyone knew who was going to be unlucky, and it must be Ha Han and Ha Ri who scolded Qin Feng very badly some time ago.

Everyone loves to hear about this target of attack, and everyone is ready to watch the big show.

The teachers are also relieved, let's scold, just scold, no matter how you scold these idiots, nothing will happen!

Of course, it is best not to scold South Korea and Japan.

Everyone in the cross talk world breathed a sigh of relief.
The fierce artillery fire has been transferred to a new target, and it has nothing to do with the cross talk world for the time being, everyone can finally breathe a sigh of relief.

The lethality of this product is too great, and every sentence makes people shudder!

Everyone admired Qin Feng's fighting power and desire to fight.

Just finished spraying the cross talk world here, and then started spraying brain damage again in a blink of an eye. Life is endless and battles are endless!

And Ha Han and Ha Ri, who were brain-dead, were all nervous, why did this bastard open fire on us, let's eat enough!
Qin Feng gestured to his head: "Some young people learn this. Their hair is cut so flat, smashed, mushroom-topped, dyed with one red and one white, one red and one white, really like spicy cabbage."

Lin Yang smiled and nodded in agreement: "Well, it looks like Ha Han."

"Hahaha"

There were bursts of laughter, and everyone was amused by Qin Feng's description.

Ha Han on the live broadcast end heard this, his face turned green with anger.

Especially those with colorfully dyed hair were furious.

"You are the spicy cabbage, your whole family is spicy cabbage"

Qin Feng continued: "The trouser legs are fatter than the trouser waist, and the size 36 feet wear size 41 shoes"

Lin Yang was surprised: "Such a big shoe!"

There was constant laughter in the auditorium.

Qin Feng flipped his hands upwards: "Big eyelashes flipped, bang, and the hat was picked off"

Lin Yang: "Oh! The hat is too light"

"Hahaha"

Laughter came and went.

Qin Feng raised his chin: "I heard that there are many talented people in Korea."

Lin Yang nodded: "That's a lot"

Qin Feng counted his fingers: "It is said that the capable people in the world are all from South Korea, such as Tathagata Buddha, Jesus, Confucius, Lu Ban, all belong to them"

Lin Yang's eyes widened in surprise: "All of them?"

Qin Feng continued: "Lin Yang, this is all from Korea"

Lin Yang shook his hands and said very firmly: "I am not"

Qin Feng glanced at Lin Yang regretfully: "If only you would be fine, they don't know how good we are, and send a few comic talkers to South Korea, where they will perish"

Lin Yang curled his lips with a smile: "It's so hard to talk about cross talk!"

Qin Feng nodded: "Look, it's bad, they"

"Hahaha"

The laughter at the scene became louder and louder, until everyone's eardrums were buzzing.

"I'm dying of laughter, Qin Feng is going to be Han Hei for the rest of his life"

"It's starting to break the stick again, happy to hear it!"

"Two birds with one stone, not only hurt the stick, but also scolded the cross talk world, it's too high"

……

Ha Han's idiots watched the live broadcast, and they were all so angry that they almost vomited blood.

But they didn't have much to do with Qin Feng, they could only scold Qin Feng everywhere on the Internet.

Even if they scold Qin Feng, they can't enter Qin Feng's Weibo to scold.

Because the vicious comments on the top of Qin Feng's Weibo are aimed at them, calling them stupid and stupid all the time, as long as they see it, they will have to run away.

They could only attack Qin Feng in the rest of the place, but soon Qin Feng's fans responded, and the two sides fought again on the Internet.

The cross talk world was also pissed off, cooperating with you and scolding others and not forgetting to hurt us, it's so vicious!
The performance on stage continued.

Qin Feng's artillery fire was still bombarding wildly.

Almost everyone who criticized him during this period made him scold him all over.

Looking at Qin Feng attacking wantonly on the stage, everyone was thinking, who the hell is this?It's just crazy!
(End of this chapter)