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Chapter 129 The Origin of Japanese Surnames
Cool!So cool!
These Ha Hans should be scolded for their brains, and it would be best if they wake up from the scolding!
Of course, Hari's can't be let go.

All the audience are waiting to see how Qin Feng will be black and harried.

Qin Feng didn't disappoint everyone either. After scolding the stick, he immediately began to hurt the Japanese.

He looked at the audience and said, "After talking about Korea, there is Japan"

Lin Yang answered: "Yes"

Qin Feng continued: "We can't beat the Japanese to death with a stick. For example, his politeness, his unity, we should also learn from him"

Lin Yang nodded in agreement: "Yes"

Qin Feng spread his hands together: "But after all, we are a great country with thousands of years of culture"

Lin Yang said affirmatively: "We are a nation of etiquette"

Qin Feng pressed his chest: "Right, we have to be good, know what's going on with us, we can't just talk about what's going on in foreign countries, Japan, let's be honest, small countries, can't compare with us"

Lin Yang nodded and said, "Yes."

Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed upward: "Look at our weather forecast, it will be reported for 15 minutes."

Lin Yang continued, "There are so many places."

Qin Feng pointed to the side: "But the Japanese made a daily forecast that day, in a word"

Lin Yang questioned: "How to say?"

Qin Feng said word by word: "There is rain in the whole country"

"Hahaha"

Everyone laughed wildly at Qin Feng's words.

"This product is too damaged. Japan is so small!"

"I'm dying of laughter, it's another classic"

"The Japanese are going crazy when they hear it. This sharp mouth is unlucky for whoever gets it."

……

Hari's mentally disabled couldn't help being furious when he heard this.

Although Qin Feng didn't scold them directly, it was not much lighter than scolding them directly.

The on-site teachers and many stars, as well as all the audience in the audience laughed non-stop.

Everyone in the cross talk world was completely speechless, thinking, this is a lunatic, whoever catches him will come with him!

The show goes on.

Lin Yang drew a circle the size of a basketball with both hands: "One piece of cloud will cover it, it's too small"

The laughter increased a bit.

Qin Feng continued to say with an expression: "Is the land small, and there are few people in the small land?"

Lin Yang: "There are few people?"

Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed: "People from all over Japan are staying at BJ, this end is at West Fourth, and the other end can't reach the Hangtian Bridge."

Lin Yang smiled and said, "Okay, I can't get out of the third ring."

"Hahaha"

Laughter broke out again.

Qin Feng picked up the fan and tapped his palms and said: "Japanese culture is very crude. It is said that Japanese people did not have surnames before."

Lin Yang was surprised and said: "No, Japanese people all have surnames, although it doesn't sound very nice."

Qin Feng explained: "This is later, the origin of their surname contains a story"

Lin Yang: "Tell me about it"

Qin Feng nodded: "Japan is warlike. In ancient times, almost all men were conscripted to fight. There was no time to get married and have children. As a result, the number of Japanese people became smaller and smaller. Later, a Japanese leader thought of a national policy"

Lin Yang asked: "What national policy?"

Qin Feng explained with a smile: "It is that Japanese men can have sex with Japanese women anywhere to ensure the birth rate, so during the truce, Japanese women got used to that way and simply went out with sheets and pillows on their backs every day. It is also the origin of the kimono”

Lin Yang laughed a few times, and quickly added a word to Qin Feng: "Oh"

"Hahaha"

Everyone burst into laughter in an instant.

The boys were all looking up to the sky and bursting with laughter, while slapping the handrail or their own thighs non-stop.

The girl was about to die of embarrassment, her face was as red as blood, and her head was buried so deeply that it was about to sink into the floor.

Just like that, they couldn't help shaking their shoulders and laughing.

There were no people sitting normally in the auditorium, and there were students who were stumbling around or even slipping on the ground.

Without exception, everyone was laughing like crazy.

The teacher and many stars were also blushing and laughing like hell.

The live broadcast also kept laughing, but most of them were at home, and they could throw themselves on the bed or on the sofa and laugh.

"Hahaha, I laughed so hard, this product is really bad."

"The scolding is so extreme that the Japanese will definitely die of anger when they see it."

"It's too dirty, this is a live broadcast, it's too bold!"

……

Ha Ri, who was watching the live broadcast, was so insane that he almost died of anger when he heard this.

Especially those with kimonos are even more disgusting to death.

……

Qin Feng laughed twice, and then continued:

"Because of the urgency of the war, many Japanese men left to fight before telling each other their surnames. After these Japanese women gave birth, they could only get their surnames according to the place where the incident happened. So there appeared Matsushita, Watanabe, Tanaka, Surnames such as Yamaguchi, Takeshita, Kondo, etc., this is the origin of Japanese surnames”

"Hahaha"

While Qin Feng was speaking, bursts of laughter burst out one after another.

Every time he uttered a surname, the burst of laughter doubled, until the sound was so loud that it almost collapsed the auditorium.

The same is true for off-site live broadcasts.

As the Japanese surnames spit out from Qin Feng's mouth, bursts of laughter rang again and again in front of all the live broadcast computers. Many people almost died of laughter, but they still couldn't stop laughing.

"Liu Yan, your boyfriend is an out-and-out rogue, and this joke can be told on the live broadcast, it's too terrible"

Sister Fei burst out laughing while poking Liu Yan's arm to complain.

Liu Yan didn't have the energy to pay attention to other things, she almost fell to the ground laughing, her face was so red that she couldn't even look at it.

In Qin Feng's house, all the adults laughed like crazy.

As for the children at home, my aunt rushed to the bedroom a long time ago. This passage is really not suitable for children!
……

Qin Feng laughed a few times, and then continued:

"Of course, there are also some strange surnames, which are very easy to arouse people's imagination, such as Inoue, Inoshita, Kumadai, Hanoi,..."

Lin Yang laughed and pushed Qin Feng: "Fuck you, what a mess!"

"Hahaha"

The auditorium was completely blown up.

Everyone was almost paralyzed from laughter, especially the last few surnames, which were simply too evil to make people dare to even think about it.

"I'm going to die laughing, who will save me!"

"The level of shamelessness of this guy has broken through the Milky Way. How did you think of this?"

"Hahaha, Japanese surnames are so funny"

"Inoue, Hanoi, it's too difficult!"

"Zixia and Xiongdai are even more chilling."

"Idol! Worship!"

……

Although the teachers listened to it, they were worried that Qin Feng's words would cause controversy and might cause trouble.

But everyone couldn't stop, they were all laughing out loud, we'll talk about the rest later, let's have a good laugh first!
Sister Fei and the others laughed so hard that they almost died.

Everyone else is the same, and no one is not laughing.

Even though they were gnashing their teeth, the cross talk circle who hated Qin Feng's immortality burst into laughter.

The most tragic thing at this time was that Hari was mentally disabled, and the weaker ones were already crying with anger.

"Stinking rogue!"

"Shameless!"

"mean!"

"Dirty!"

……

In the auditorium, the performance continued.

Qin Feng stopped laughing, looked at the audience and said:
"I don't understand. What is there to admire in such a country where even the surname is so random? Remember, you were born in a country with a history of 5000 years of civilization. The history and culture here, you have spent your entire life I can’t finish my studies, and there’s no need to go to a small, vulgar country that has nothing to do with you.”

Lin Yang nodded: "Yes"

"clap clap"

Applause erupted like thunder.

Everyone agreed with Qin Feng's words and gave them warm applause.

"Okay, well said!"

The applause was deafening.

The teachers in the audience and many people on the live broadcast side looked at Qin Feng with admiration.

This is a very good thing to say, although it feels a bit inconsistent to say it from Qin Feng's mouth.

The applause and cheers were slightly lower.

Qin Feng immediately smiled and said: "Ah, what I meant, of course, you have to remember that sometimes, whether it is elegant or vulgar, it has a suitable position, and it has its own position. As long as the position is good, there will be no contradictions." "

Lin Yang: "Yes"

Qin Feng frowned and said: "The chaos is caused by misplacement"

Lin Yang continued: "Some people are chaotic"

Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed outward: "Let me give you an example, let's go to this big shopping mall, the flagship store of some international brands, you go shopping, the decoration from top to bottom, the attitude of the waiters, Including chatting with you, he must see the grade"

Lin Yang nodded in agreement: "He has to fit in."

Qin Feng put his two thumbs together: "You feel comfortable, this is what old BJ said, you feel comfortable"

Lin Yang: "Yeah"

Qin Feng made a gesture to open the door: "Flagship store, big store, when you come in, they are very polite, and occasionally they have a half-sentence, hello, say hello."

Lin Yang nodded and said, "Is it the world itself!"

Qin Feng continued: "Hi sir, please sit down, welcome to our international brand flagship store, take a look at this bag, this autumn's special color system, it is very suitable for your coat, please take that limited edition Come here and let Mister take a look"

Lin Yang nodded: "Oh, limited"

Qin Feng pressed his chest: "You will feel very comfortable"

Lin Yang added a sentence: "Yes, just talk like this"

The content of this paragraph is relatively gentle, without hilarious lines, just like chatting about homework, the atmosphere of the scene suddenly became much calmer.

The laughter and applause subsided, and everyone sat down again, listening to Qin Feng and Lin Yang's eloquence.

After laughing for almost a whole time, they suddenly entered into this gentle rhythm, which just gave everyone a time to rest.

Everyone feels that this adjustment is very comfortable and timely.

After sitting down, everyone rubbed their faces stiff from laughing and their sore stomachs to calm down their excitement and gradually returned to normal.

The celebrities in the audience began to tidy up their clothes, and soon they had that glamorous image again, and the teachers also sat upright, looking a bit like teachers.

Everyone in the cross talk world was shocked when they saw Qin Feng's change of rhythm.

A cross talk actor can perfectly control his emotions and performance on stage, which shows that he has entered the room and is no longer a simple beginner.

……

Qin Feng looked at the audience and said: "Look at our old BJ's fried noodles, it can't be like this"

Lin Yang continued: "We have to change the way"

Qin Feng's spirit was shaken, and he said with a smile on his face: "Well, it's lively, our old BJ fried noodles, the family is not long, and the reason is not short... Yo, Xiaolin is here! Sit down, sit down!"

Lin Yang continued with a smile on his face: "Hahaha"

Qin Feng greeted enthusiastically: "This Xiaolin, our regular customer, hasn't come for a while, right? I know, a big bowl of wide strips, a small bowl of dry fried, two bottles of beer, roasted ten kidneys, Get a Peanut"

Lin Yang smiled and pointed: "We are all familiar with it."

Qin Feng said to Lin Yang: "Look, you feel comfortable. Of course, your appetite is also questionable."

Lin Yang stared and stretched out a finger: "Just a peanut."

"Hahaha"

The loud laughter broke out again, and the audience had already recovered, laughing heartily.

Qin Feng smiled: "That's what I mean, but if the two are switched, it will be messed up."

Lin Yang obviously disagreed: "These are all good words, and it won't get in the way if you tune them up."

Qin Feng curled his lips: "That's a contradiction."

Lin Yang asked: "Can't you?"

Qin Feng nodded: "Look, think about it"

Lin Yang raised his hand and signaled, "Come here for a while"

Qin Feng raised his hand and gestured at the facade: "Our Zhajiang noodle restaurant looks like an international brand store. It is very well decorated and the lights are bright. You come here wearing a suit."

Lin Yang nodded and said, "Yes."

Qin Feng greeted kindly: "Hi sir, welcome to the old BJ Zhajiang flagship store"

Lin Yang frowned: "Eating a bowl of noodles is still a flagship"

The audience smiled knowingly.

Qin Feng smiled and stretched out his hand to introduce: "This fried sauce is a new style for this autumn."

Lin Yang stared and pointed: "Hey! Children are not allowed to eat in spring!"

"Hahaha"

There was a lot of laughter, and everyone was amused by the words and actions of the two.

Qin Feng continued to introduce: "It is very suitable to be paired with two kinds of noodle slices....Okay, bring the limited edition single-headed garlic for my husband to eat."

Lin Yang was surprised and said, "Is there still a limit for a single garlic?"

The laughter became louder and louder, and the atmosphere gradually climbed to the peak again.

Qin Feng frowned and spread his hands: "You will be messed up when you hear it"

Lin Yang nodded in agreement: "Isn't it chaos!"

Qin Feng said affirmatively: "The international brand store is like a noodle restaurant with fried sauce, you can't accept it"

Lin Yang objected: "That's good, it's obviously enthusiastic."

Qin Feng supported the table with one hand: "Big brands of international companies, all of them have bloomers, round shoes, and towels on their shoulders... (Hello loudly) Sir, you are here! You haven't come to us for a while I came here to buy something, where did you waste your time?"

Lin Yang frowned angrily: "What are you talking about!"

"Hahaha"

Everyone laughed happily.

Qin Feng continued to slap his Beijing film: "Look, I haven't spent a few days here. Our things are not bad recently, but they don't always sell for money. The shopkeeper is really angry. Look at our bag. Going to the shampoo room will give you face"

Lin Yang pouted his chin back: "What are you doing in the shampoo room!"

"Hahaha"

There was a burst of laughter.

The teacher in the audience couldn't help but started to roll his eyes again. This kid was honest for a few seconds, and he started talking nonsense again!
Qin Feng continued: "Sir, don't leave, the price is negotiable, it's the same price everywhere, are you really leaving? Go play, grandson!"

Lin Yang's eyes widened and he smiled, "Ah, I've been scolded"

After speaking, the two took a step back with a smile, bowed to all the audience, and turned around to walk backstage amidst bursts of laughter.

The second cross talk is over.

"clap clap"

Behind them, applause sounded like a storm.

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