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Chapter 130 Coping Strategies in the Crosstalk World
The applause and applause continued to ring out.

Everyone at the scene stood and applauded for this wonderful performance.

The same is true outside the stadium, and many viewers on the live broadcast side are also cheering loudly.

Of course, those who were scolded by Qin Feng to the point of vomiting blood were definitely not included.

The live broadcast screen has been cut to the advertisement, and the audience began to relax and adjust their state in order to welcome the third hilarious journey that will begin in a while.

Auditorium backstage.

"clap clap"

Everyone was applauding for Qin Feng and Lin Yang who were leaving. Although there were not many people, they were very enthusiastic.

"Qin Feng, Lin Yang, the cross talk is amazing"

"Yes, it's wonderful, it's really enjoyable to listen to"

The applause sounded one after another.

This time, everyone didn't gather around, but just stood there and applauded and cheered.

"Brothers have praised it, you just enjoy it, it means that the buddies have not worked in vain"

Qin Feng waved his hand and said politely.

After saying a few words, everyone dispersed to prepare for the upcoming performance.

Qin Feng and Lin Yang let out a sigh of relief as they sat down. A cross talk was really exhausting, and both of them were exhausted.

After drinking a few sips of water and relaxing their bodies, the two began to discuss the performance just now.

Qin Feng leaned on the back of the chair and said with a smile:

"It's so cool, I finally let out this breath today, my buddy has been holding back for a while!"

Lin Yang smiled and pushed him:
"You are so happy, but Gu Weiming and the rest of the comedians are probably all pissed off!"

Qin Feng replied disdainfully:
"Don't worry about them! It's not self-inflicted, buddy didn't provoke anyone, didn't you just talk about cross talk! Why do you criticize and slander when you come up, buddy is really not used to their problems, it's cool now! "

Lin Yang smiled helplessly:
"You really must get revenge! Let's not talk about this, let's talk about the cross talk just now, why did you add content indiscriminately, my buddy broke out in a cold sweat on stage"

Qin Feng also smiled:
"You're talking about the Japanese surname, right? I just thought of it on the spur of the moment, mainly because I felt that the jokes that harmed the Japanese were not harsh enough, and the latter part was a bit dull, so I decided to add it on the spur of the moment, and the effect is not bad. It's okay if you cooperate."

Lin Yang was a little worried:

"This passage is a bit dirty? I'm worried that it won't have a good impact, and is the content a bit sensitive?"

Qin Feng waved his hand directly:

"Don't worry, it's okay, there are many more exaggerated than this on the Internet, what are we! No one cares! As for being sensitive, then don't worry, we don't rely on the Japanese to live, so we can just scold. He can bite me! Besides, scolding the Japanese is something that people all over the country love to see. No one will think that scolding is too much, only that it is not enough."

Lin Yang smiled and said:

"Does no one really care? I think the Japanese care a lot. You first make fun of people's country size, and then make fun of people's surnames. You still say such shit. Can you not care? I guess the Japanese know this paragraph Cross talk, I have my heart after eating it, my buddy will never go to Japan in recent years, I am afraid of being beaten to death"

Qin Feng laughed a few times:
"My buddy doesn't plan to go for a short time. As long as we stay in the country, no matter how much the Japanese hate him, he won't be able to reach him."

Lin Yang pointed at Qin Feng and said angrily:

"You are too grandson, I am worried that if I tell you another cross talk, I will never even think about going abroad. I am afraid that there will be people trying to beat us to death wherever we go."

"Hahaha"

Qin Feng laughed out loud.

"That's not the case. My brother mainly dislikes sticks and devils, and other countries don't have much dislike."

Lin Yang said happily:
"It's okay, at least a few countries are left behind, my buddy thought you were going to be an enemy of the whole world."

"How can it be? The main reason is that Bangzi, devils and our country have too much entanglement, and these two countries have always been shameless, so I can't get used to it. If you don't scold them, you will feel uncomfortable"

"You're so excited to scold, the people who are scolded are going crazy."

"Never mind them, whoever you love!"

"I guess this cross talk may cause some problems, whether it is the cross talk world, Hari's brain, or even the Japanese, you should think about how to deal with it"

"Don't worry, buddy has a coping strategy, you will understand when you are on stage, don't worry about this, hurry up and get the words right"

Then the two began to talk about the words of the third scene.

During this period, there was always a big question mark in Lin Yang's heart. What is Qin Feng's so-called coping strategy?
He didn't say anything when asked, but he understood after a while, which kept Lin Yang at a loss.

Fortunately, the third game is about to start, and the answer will naturally be revealed.

……

While Qin Feng and Lin Yang were talking to each other, the scene and the Internet had become very lively because of this cross talk.

The mood of the audience in the audience gradually calmed down, and everyone was talking about this wonderful cross talk.

"It's so funny, isn't this Qin Feng's best cross talk?"

"I think it's almost the same. Every paragraph is very exciting, and the curse part is really at its peak"

"Hilarious and invincible, the part where Qin Feng blacked out the Japanese will definitely become a classic"

"Inoshita, Kumayo, hahaha, these Japanese surnames are amazing!"

"It's too dirty. How could Qin Feng think of this? How much does he hate devils?"

……

Sister Fei, Han Ru, and Liu Yan were also discussing the performance just now.

However, most of them judge and condemn Qin Feng:
"Liu Yan, you must take care of this kid Qin Feng, he is too outspoken, he dares to say anything!"

"That's right, how many people did he scold this time! Do you still think you don't have enough enemies?"

Listening to Sister Fei and Han Ru's condemnation, Liu Yan could only blushed and nodded.

"It's time to clean up, it's really scary! And those stinky and shameless jokes, it's embarrassing!"

……

The teachers were also talking about this cross talk, and Principal Li looked even more serious.

"I'm afraid this will cause a backlash in the cross talk world, right? This kid scolds people too hard!"

"That's for sure, what has he scolded the cross talk world! It's not bad if people don't look for him desperately"

"And the part about hurting the Japanese later on, I was terrified when I heard it, and he really dared to!"

"Hahaha, is there any kid who dares not, don't forget, this is a shameless one!"

"I'm not worried. With this kid's fighting power, he can definitely handle it. Let's just watch the show."

"Yes, I really don't believe they can do anything to Qin Feng! Just this kid's sharp mouth, it's like a god blocking and killing a god, and a Buddha blocking and killing a Buddha!"

……

Listening to the discussions of colleagues around him, Principal Li could only smile helplessly.

Let him go!I hope Qin Feng can handle these things well.

Of course, Principal Li still has a heart for talents. If something happens to Qin Feng, he will definitely help him.

……

Qin Feng's family was also discussing because of this cross talk.

The adults were a little worried. Qin Feng had attacked too many people just now, and it was inevitable that the other party would retaliate.

Especially Qin Feng's parents, who were so annoyed that they wanted to fly to BJ to beat Qin Feng.

The younger brothers and sisters chattered excitedly. After the story about the origin of the Japanese surname, the aunt let them out of the bedroom.

"My brother is so funny, why didn't I find out that he can also talk about cross talk before?"

"I'm going to sing in a while, it must be more exciting, I especially like "Those Flowers", I never get tired of listening to it"

"It's great, my brother will be back in two days, we must let him talk about cross talk and sing for us"

"That's a must, this winter vacation must be very fun"

……

at the same time.

The entire cross talk world is filled with anger, and there is a heavy pressure that everyone cannot avoid.

The anger is of course because of Qin Feng's unscrupulous counterattack and revenge.

Those who once criticized and slandered him in the cross talk world have all declined today, and they were all scolded by him.

Especially senior Gu Weimin, who was almost scolded to death by him.

Even if the rest didn't criticize and attack Qin Feng, they didn't go to court today.

Everyone is a member of the Crosstalk Artists Association, everyone is prosperous and everyone is harmed!Qin Feng's attack on the cross talk world naturally affected them.

The pressure is naturally the huge impact Qin Feng's cross talk brought to everyone, which made many cross talk actors more determined to get rid of him.

If you let him continue talking like this, everyone will have nothing to eat, who else is going to mess with you?

Now that the performance is over, it's time for the cross talk world to react, otherwise wouldn't it seem too weak!
Several leaders of the association were beaten for a while, and after venting their anger, their emotions gradually recovered.

Then, they immediately began to discuss how to deal with Qin Feng.

This time everyone was very enthusiastic, actively making suggestions and making ruthless moves, everyone wished to put Qin Feng to death immediately.

In less than 5 minutes, the leaders of the association came up with several coping strategies, each of which was full of murderous intent.

First, contact the major TV stations, and in the name of the Cross Talk Association, request the major TV stations to block Qin Feng's cross talk.

Second, it is announced that the cross talk circle will never accept Qin Feng as a member of the association unless he makes a public and sincere apology.

Third, criticize Qin Feng's cross talk through the association's website and related media.

Fourth, inform all members of the association that they are not allowed to perform on the same stage with Qin Feng in the future. As long as they encounter such an occasion, there will be me without him, and him without me.

……

As soon as these murderous measures came out, several association leaders immediately felt refreshed, and the depression and anger accumulated in their chests were swept away.

The leaders of the association decided to implement these measures as soon as they went to work on the working day.

Everyone believes that under the blow of these severe measures, Qin Feng's road to cross talk will soon die.

The cross talk world will return to the previous peaceful state, and everyone's interests will be guaranteed to the greatest extent.

……

At the same time, the atmosphere in the men's football camp became tense.

Qin Feng's counterattack and retaliation against the cross talk circle made everyone terrified.

As one of the main forces who criticized and slandered Qin Feng recently, the men's football team is bound to escape the blow.

It's just that how Qin Feng will fight back, everyone has no idea at all, and can only passively wait for him to make a move.

If Qin Feng dealt with men's football like he did to the cross talk world, then men's football would definitely become the laughing stock of the people of the whole country today. Thinking of such a result, everyone in men's football shuddered.

As the time for the third performance approached, everyone's hearts were in their throats, waiting for the start of the performance as if they were waiting for a trial.

……

In addition, Ha Han and Ha Ri, who were scolded to the point of collapse, had already begun to attack Qin Feng wantonly.

Qin Feng doesn't care about this kind of attack at all, his own fans come forward to fight back, as long as he doesn't make trouble on his Weibo, Qin Feng's attitude is to let it go.

When I have time and free my hands, I will naturally give them two hard hits, which will definitely swell their faces.

And Qin Feng's Weibo is relatively quiet.

Many fans of Kazakhstan and Kazakhstan came in and took a look, and they were immediately bombarded by Qin Feng's classic swearing messages of "I bought a watch last year" and "Don't fight stupid X...".

The lethality of these few sentences is too great, no one can resist it, and everyone who sees it basically shy away.

……

There are only 2 minutes until the third cross talk begins.

The live camera cut back to the scene.

Qin Feng's family, teachers, friends, and classmates once again focused their attention on the stage or computer screen, eagerly waiting for the start of the third scene.

The cross talk circles, entertainment circles, cultural circles, and college students from all over the world also turned their attention to the computer screen.

Everyone in the men's football team looked at the computer screen nervously.

There are also countless melon-eaters standing in front of the computer with great interest, waiting for the moment of hilarity.

……

Auditorium backstage.

The last word pairing is over.

Qin Feng and Lin Yang are in very good condition, with clear lines and full of energy, ready to perform on stage at any time.

Now wait for Xiao Ai to announce the curtain call, and then start the last hilarious journey tonight.

"Fatty Lin, are you ready?"

"Of course, buddies can't wait"

Lin Yang replied excitedly.

Qin Feng looked at Lin Yang, smiled and said:

"You are really a good cross talk actor, you are very talented, and it will be good to take this path in the future."

Lin Yang nodded:

"I didn't expect that I still have so much passion for cross talk. If you didn't ask me to talk about cross talk, I would have almost forgotten to know this craft. After a few games, I found that the enthusiasm is still there, and I really like performing on stage. but when it comes to going that route and making a living out of it, that’s a different story.”

"What's so difficult about it, our income is not low these few games, it's higher than the income of the so-called golden collar, it's not that I look down on you, if you, Fatty Lin, do other jobs after graduation, it's only because of your meaty, easy-going personality, You can’t get ahead in your life. You can spend tens of thousands of dollars a month in salary and wait to die. It’s better to give it a try. This road is a good choice. If you love this line of work and have this skill, why don’t you stay in this line of work? mess up"

It was rare for Qin Feng to be serious. He was very clear about Lin Yang's previous life.

I really complied with the saying in the cross talk, "Driving a second-hand car, living in a second-hand house, and marrying a second-hand daughter-in-law".

Now he has changed because of his rebirth, at least his love has changed. Cong Shan has become her girlfriend, and he no longer has to be in love and suffer forever like in his previous life.

If you continue on the road of cross talk, maybe you can really achieve a career and walk out of a more exciting life.

After listening to Qin Feng's words, Lin Yang thought for a while, then shook his head and said:
"It's easy to say! Crosstalk is not delicious. I have never understood crosstalk since I was in elementary school. How many people are there at the top of this line? Many people will have enough food and clothing. How can they have a stable job.

This means that I have told you a few cross talks to get this income. It is wishful thinking for anyone else, and I dare not have such an idea. Without these new jokes, it is impossible to get ahead.

And innovation is never an easy task, and no one in the entire cross talk world has the ability to innovate like you, so I'd better finish college honestly and find a stable job.

Cross talk can be my hobby, and it’s okay to talk about it, but I really don’t have the confidence to use it to support my family and get ahead.”

The performance time was getting closer, Qin Feng wanted to open his mouth to say something, but seeing Xiao Ai had stepped onto the stage, he had to stop talking and talk about it later.

He agrees with Lin Yang's words, but that's someone else. If it were him, the situation would definitely be completely different.

As a lover of cross talk in my previous life, I have downloaded and listened to almost all popular cross talk at that time. Now I can say that there are countless cheats, and I don’t worry about innovation at all.

As Lin Yang is his fan-favorite partner, it's just a trivial matter to pull it off.

After all, the focus of my future career development is definitely not in the cross talk world. Instead of wasting such good resources at hand, I might as well let my friends around me use them. Maybe I can really break through the sky and expand my career territory by the way.

These thoughts flashed in his mind, but Qin Feng already had a plan in mind.

Qin Feng patted Lin Yang's shoulder with a smile, and said:
"I'll talk about these things later, and now I will go all out to talk about this cross talk and have a wonderful ending."

"Don't worry, buddy is full of confidence, this match is absolutely wonderful"

……

As soon as the two finished speaking, Xiao Ai's sweet voice came from the stage.

"Dear viewers and friends, this is hosted by Eggplant Video. The "Rising Sun" Qin Feng's cross talk and song webcast special, and the next is today's third cross talk performance. Please Qin Feng and Lin Yang will come on stage and bring you Come to Qin Feng's new cross talk..."

(End of this chapter)