love crazy entertainment life

Chapter 162
Xiangyan's journey was interrupted just as it started!
After Qin Feng answered the questions, he was whispering affectionately with Liu Yan, when some passengers came to ask him for autographs.

Some passengers knew him beforehand, others saw him at the gate when he was being interviewed.

Even if you don't know him, you will ask the people next to you, and you will start to know him, so some people who are very lively come to ask him for an autograph, and they are idle anyway.

Qin Feng agreed to all these enthusiastic requests, and signed for others very happily.

At first everyone was very happy, but after seeing his ugly font, everyone seemed to have been constipated for a long time, with tangled and embarrassed faces.

Soon the people looking for his signature will disappear!

Everyone really didn't have the courage to take their own things to ruin. No one believed that this signature was a celebrity's signature. At most, they thought it was the masterpiece of their son who was in junior high school. Even junior high school students' handwriting was better than Qin Feng's.

Especially the few who asked Qin Feng to sign on the clothes, at this time they wanted to cry without tears!

"Hehehe, that's too bad! You have the guts to sign someone else's name just for your stinky handwriting!"

Liu Yan knew Qin Feng's handwriting very well, it was not ordinary smelly, it was definitely the bottom one in the class, and there was nothing uglier in the whole department.

"So what's the matter with being ugly! This is true temperament. I signed each one stroke by stroke, with sincerity everywhere, and maybe it will be worth a lot in the future!"

"Forget it! It's not even as good as a junior high school student's writing. You really should practice. There will definitely be many occasions where you need to sign in the future. It's too ugly, and you will lose your reputation!"

"Let's talk about it later, I will practice signing when I have time"

Qin Feng answered Liu Yan perfunctorily, but he didn't take this matter seriously.

I don't intend to be a calligrapher, so is it necessary to pay attention to fonts?And he is not interested in the behavior of so-called celebrities signing autographs everywhere.

After the signing craze passed, Qin Feng and Liu Yan continued to chat affectionately.

But within a few minutes, she was interrupted by the flight attendant, the same flight attendant who was laughing at the door of the business class.

She walked to Qin Feng's side and said with a smile:

"Mr. Qin Feng, welcome to take our flight"

Looking at the beautiful stewardess with a beautiful smile, Qin Feng's eyes couldn't help but straighten, the temptation of the uniform!
It's just that the pain from his arm quickly woke him up, and Liu Yan's little hand was secretly pinching him from the side.

"Hello, what's the matter?"

Qin Feng was a little surprised by the stewardess' enthusiasm.

Although he is considered a star, he is not loved by others, right?

When I didn't say hello, some flight attendants took the initiative to provide services. Air China's service level has improved rapidly!
The stewardess blushed a little when Qin Feng saw it, but she quickly returned to normal, and said with a smile:
"That's right, a few passengers in the economy class said they liked your cross talk and songs very much. If possible, they would like to ask you to perform a part for everyone?
Please report this proposal to the flight attendants, let us ask you, it would be best if possible, not only the passengers like your program, but we flight attendants also like it very much.

Of course, if you don't want to, then I will explain to them, I believe everyone will understand, there should be no dissatisfaction"

Hearing the stewardess say this, Qin Feng was very surprised.

Dude is already so popular?On the plane, there are actually people who want to watch the buddies perform!

Thinking of this, he was not only a little bit flustered.

In fact, Qin Feng has not yet fully entered the role of star. In the past two days, his name has been swiping the screen in the entertainment section, and the search rate is also high. He is already widely known, and it is normal to encounter this situation.

After a few seconds of beauty, Qin Feng looked back at Liu Yan.

Liu Yan nodded, signaling to follow him.

Qin Feng was very happy, after all, it was the first time he had encountered such a situation, so he couldn't chill the fans' hearts, right?

"Okay, hospitality is hard to come by, then I will perform a part, I will go to the economy class with you, and perform at the handover position between the economy class and the business class, so that people in both cabins can see it"

"Okay, follow me please"

Hearing that Qin Feng agreed to perform, the stewardess was very happy, and immediately led Qin Feng to the junction of the two cabins.

Qin Feng got up and followed the stewardess.

He was a little excited, it was the first time he had performed at an altitude of [-] meters, and the feeling must be very strange.

……

"clap clap"

As soon as he stepped into the economy class, Qin Feng received warm applause. Obviously, the opinions of the passengers in the economy class have reached a consensus.

Qin Feng smiled and waved his hand.

"Qin Feng, let's have a cross talk"

"Sing a song, I really like your songs, both folk and rock"

……

After the applause, the passengers immediately started clamoring and putting forward their demands.

The business class passengers were also shocked, and they all looked back at Qin Feng standing at the junction of the cabins, and everyone was very excited.

After all, it is the first time for most people to watch live performances by celebrities at an altitude of [-] meters.

The few successful people who hit Liu Yan's idea before had fully understood Qin Feng's identity at this time. This kid turned out to be a star!

After standing still, the stewardess immediately picked up the microphone beside her and said:
"Dear passengers and friends, hello everyone, I'm Zhao Siying, a flight attendant. Just now, several passengers have requested that Mr. Qin Feng, who is on this flight, perform a crosstalk or song. We asked for Mr. Qin Feng's opinion, and he readily agreed. Now, Mr. Qin Feng will be invited to give us a wonderful performance, everyone is welcome!"

"clap clap"

As soon as the stewardess finished speaking, there was immediate applause in the cabin.

Qin Feng took the microphone from the stewardess, smiled and said to the passengers:

"Thank you for your warm applause. I never expected to meet fans at an altitude of [-] meters. Your love is so high-end. I am flattered!"

"Hahaha"

Everyone was amused by Qin Feng's words.

"Just kidding, thank you very much for your enthusiasm. Since everyone likes it, then buddies can't spoil the fun. Singing here is unrealistic. There is no guitar accompaniment. It must be good to hear it. I don't have the habit of howling. I will give you a stand-up Come on, it’s a very joyous joke, and it will definitely give you a very pleasant journey.”

“Good! Awesome“

Hearing that Qin Feng was going to talk about cross talk, the passengers immediately applauded.

At the same time a lot of people started whispering, everyone was very excited
"Amazing, definitely hilarious"

"Stand-up comedy! Qin Feng has never said it before, and he made a profit today."

"Everyone, get your tissues ready, everyone will burst into tears with laughter."

"When I heard him talking about cross talk, I wanted to laugh, it was so joyful!"

……

Liu Yan also became very excited when she heard this.

She has only seen Qin Feng's creation and registration of stand-up comedy, but has never heard of it. This is also the first time, so it feels very fresh.

"Before talking about cross talk, I have to ask you something. Is there any Japanese among the passengers here? Some of this cross talk involves making jokes about Japanese people. You may feel uncomfortable when you hear it. If there is, you'd better point it out. I can Change to another paragraph"

After Qin Feng finished speaking, he looked back and forth between the two cabins, waiting for someone to stand up and signal.

When the passengers heard Qin Feng's words, they became even more excited.

The joke that this guy scolded the Japanese before is too classic, it will definitely make people die of laughter.

"Hahaha, the Japanese are going to be unlucky again!"

"There's really no cure for this stuff! It's either harming the devil or the stick. Obviously there is a deep hatred!"

"Isn't it! I've never seen him catch a master who is going to die like this"

"Look, it's another classic that scolds the Japanese!"

……

After waiting for a few seconds, seeing that no one stood up to object, Qin Feng immediately continued:

"It seems that there are no Japanese, then I can say it with confidence, and I don't have to worry about the anti-Japanese war in the air"

"Hahaha"

The audience burst into laughter, and everyone became more looking forward to this stand-up.

How does this guy plan to hurt the devil?To be vaccinated in advance must be more hated than the previous paragraph!
"One more thing, if the pilot can hear my cross talk, then I suggest that you better enable the autopilot of the plane, lest you laugh crazy and let the plane lose control, and the price will be too great"

After Qin Feng finished speaking, he immediately looked at the stewardess. This is indeed a very important matter, and there is no room for carelessness.

The stewardess also became serious and began to communicate with the pilot.

The communication was completed soon, and the plane was already on autopilot, but for the sake of safety, the pilot still chose not to listen to Qin Feng's cross talk.

During the time when the flight attendant and the pilot communicated, Qin Feng had already found the crosstalk to talk about in the love madness in his mind.

He liked this stand-up comic in his previous life, and with just a few changes, it can completely detonate the audience. It is a very classic stand-up joke.

What he was going to talk about was "The Biography of Wu Dalang". Some historical backgrounds are inappropriate here, because the world has undergone major changes since Song Huizong succeeded to the throne.

In this world, there are neither famous treacherous ministers such as Gao Qi, Cai Jing, Tong Guan, nor peerless heroes such as Lin Chong, Wu Song, and Lu Zhishen.

Not to mention the gathering of one hundred and eight generals in Liangshan, then naturally there would be no such classic as "Water Margin".

Therefore, the historical background of "The Biography of Wu Dalang" must be changed, or it must be superimposed, or a historical period must be changed. In short, it cannot be the period of Emperor Huizong of Song Dynasty.

How could anyone dare to rebel!It can be said that the country is full of singing and dancing, but the outside world is ruthless. Liao, Jin, and Xixia were destroyed one after another within decades, and even the extremely powerful Mongolia was forced to move westward!

Qin Feng chose to be superficial. The dynasty is still the Song Dynasty, but the age is blurred. This is not a big difference, and there is no need to change the background of the characters too much.

He finished reorganizing the stand-up comedy here, and the flight attendant over there also finished communicating, and nodded to him, indicating that it was time to start.

Qin Feng coughed, cleared his throat, looked at the expectant faces in the front and rear cabins, and said with a smile:

"Next, I will talk about this stand-up comic. This stand-up has a certain historical background, but you don't have to take it seriously, and you don't need to delve into it. This is fabricated to make the story more reasonable. It is not a historical fact and has no research value.

The name of this stand-up comic is "Wu Dalang Biography", why is it called Biography?There are also some reasons, which you will understand later.

In addition, I suggest that you don’t drink water during this period of time, lest you get choked or sprayed on others, it’s not suitable, you’d better fasten your seat belt, don’t laugh so much that you slip to the ground, it will also damage your image, I It's safe to say it will definitely make you laugh out loud"

"Hahaha"

After hearing Qin Feng's words, everyone laughed softly.

Everyone has become more and more interested in this stand-up comedy.

How funny can it be?There are so many warnings to be made!

In anticipation, everyone immediately listened to what Qin Feng said, put down their drinks, fastened their seat belts, and prepared to start a hilarious journey.

In about half a minute, everyone cleaned up, and then everyone looked at Qin Feng expectantly, waiting to start.

"boom--!"

Qin Feng tapped the microphone lightly and made a dull sound.

This is to regard it as a wake-up tree, and the eyes and spirits of everyone in the cabin are instantly attracted to Qin Feng.

(End of this chapter)