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Chapter 165 Uncle Wu's Great X Life
"You killed the black Japanese! They have been protesting, okay! Not only do you not want to repent, but you actually added fuel to the fire!"

While Liu Yan burst out laughing, she also felt a pain in her head.

How could Qin Feng care about these things, he has always looked down upon the Japanese, no matter in his past life or his present life.

And the passengers in the cabin naturally don't care even more, as long as they feel good.

Besides, hurting the Japanese and scolding sticks have always been the most popular form of entertainment for ordinary people, but no one was as cruel as Qin Feng before.

After a burst of laughter, Qin Feng connected again.

"Everyone is very happy, saying that our country is now, this, very embarrassing, why? We have too few men and too many women, have you seen it? A lot of people running here are women, men are very Little, men are treasures here"

"Hahaha"

There was another burst of laughter.

"Look! It's another non-vegetarian joke!"

Sure enough, Qin Feng's next words made all the women in the cabin blush.

Qin Feng patted his chest and proudly said: "Uncle Wu said it's okay, I'm a man"

Then wave your hand:
"Everyone was very happy to hear that, saying that a person like you is worth a hundred of us. From now on, our country will rely on you to carry on the family line. Every family invites Uncle Wu to sleep at home. Later, the whole country is the descendant of Wu Dalang , Why do they have that size? The roots are here, and they are all descendants of Uncle Wu"

"Hahaha"

Everyone in the cabin burst into laughter, the sound was deafening.

Everyone laughed and slapped the armrests of the seats, and everyone laughed until they burst into tears.

Many female passengers flushed with embarrassment, while laughing, they kept calling Qin Feng a stinky hooligan!

Looking at Qin Feng, who was spraying venom at the junction of the cabin, every passenger fell in admiration.

"It's really hurtful. The Japanese have to kill him after hearing this!"

"It's so funny! It turns out that the short height of the Japanese is a genetic factor!"

"Hahaha, this is the most poisonous mouth I've ever seen"

"Fortunately, there are no Japanese on the plane today, otherwise something will happen. This black Japan is so black out of the sky"

……

The same hilarious stewardess patted her chest and only shouted congratulations.

Fortunately, the pilot didn't listen to this passage, otherwise he would definitely laugh like crazy, which might really affect flight safety.

But what she didn't know was that the two pilots in the cockpit felt as if they were scratching their heads.

Listening to the hearty laughter coming from the cabin behind them, the two wished to immediately turn on the communication equipment connected to the cabin and enjoy this hilarious stand-up comedy.

But professional ethics told them that now is not the time, and they can only listen to the recording after the plane lands smoothly.

Qin Feng laughed a few times, then raised his hand and continued:

"Of course, the living conditions are different. Some people have land beside the fields, some people have land near the mountain pass, and some people live by the well. It's different. Uncle Wu is happy with the situation and can live anywhere.

Then why did this country have so many surnames?Yamaguchi, Watanabe, and Panasonic all came for this reason.

Through this, we can also know that Uncle Wu's body is still quite good, especially there is a surname named Jingguchi, we admire Uncle Wu very much! "

"Hahaha"

During the process of speaking, everyone was completely laughing like crazy, and when it came to the last paragraph, everyone almost collapsed from laughing.

And all the female passengers' faces were so red that they couldn't see, they were all laughing wildly with their heads down.

Thinking of the words Qin Feng described, everyone felt chills, it was so evil!
"Awesome! You can think of these! It's amazing!"

"Wellhead! Is it a bit more difficult?"

"Uncle Wu is mighty! He is an idol in life"

"Image! It really sounds like that!"

"He is really a well-known scoundrel in the entertainment circle, this joke is too dirty!"

……

Liu Yan was so ashamed that she picked up Qin Feng's coat and completely covered her head.

"Why do you say everything, it's so embarrassing!"

Under the jacket, she was also laughing wildly, her shoulders were shaking and she was out of breath!
"clap clap"

Apart from laughing, everyone applauded Qin Feng crazily.

"Dude, good! That's great!"

"Awesome, Qin Feng, well done"

There were endless applause.

This is still in a plane at an altitude of [-] meters, it is completely a special performance of Qin Feng's cross talk!All that's left is a flower basket and a camera.

Seeing the extremely happy passengers in the cabin, Qin Feng was also in a very happy mood, and the crosstalk in the sky was also very good!

When the applause and applause subsided a bit, Qin Feng supported the back of the chair beside him with one hand, and continued to say with a smile:

"Everyone got together, Uncle Wu said, we need to learn some writing, you can't do it alone! You can't speak all day long, and when you meet someone, you say hello, hi! hi!, where can this work? Ah, learn to write!"

There was another burst of laughter, and everyone complained while laughing:

"That's good manners, isn't it good, let you speak like an idiot!"

Qin Feng continued with a smirk:

"Uncle Wu taught them, but if you think about it, Uncle Wu's cultural level is not high, he can write about cooking cakes, how much is a penny, and only thirty or fifty words.

That's all right!Uncle Wu is smart, he taught two characters by splitting one character, and taught the radicals purely, and there is no whole character at a glance. This is the reintroduction of Wu Dalang's culture"

As he spoke, he raised his hands and kept demonstrating, very vivid!
"Hahaha"

The laughter couldn't stop at all.

"Okay! This damages the birth and starts to damage the writing!"

"All the Japanese have already fainted in the toilet? They have been ruined like this"

"I don't know if the Japanese fainted from crying in the toilet, but I know that Qin Feng must never appear in Japan in the future, otherwise it must be the consequence of being beaten to death on the street"

"Yeah, it's crazy to hate him after being damaged like this"

……

The few self-proclaimed successful people in the business class were laughing loudly while wiping their cold sweat.

What a surprise!
Fortunately, Liu Yan was not provoked, otherwise Qin Feng would have to know about it. With this guy's personality of vengeance, he would definitely be able to make up a joke and make himself notorious all over the country, and it is very possible that he will be infamous for thousands of years.

This may be difficult for others, but it is too easy for him. Crosstalk, poetry, and even novels are all fine.

Isn't this how Liu Fuxiang's master and apprentice are treated!In the future, as long as someone mentions the poem "Answer", they will definitely be mentioned, and it will be infamous for thousands of years!

Especially in today's story, Qin Feng only needs to make a slight change, replacing Ximenqing with anyone's name, and the story will soon spread throughout the country because of the excitement of this story.

And if you try to write it into a novel, you won't be able to live at all, and you won't even think about going out in the future!
Thinking of this, these people began to tremble non-stop. This educated stinky hooligan can't be touched at all, even the people around him are too dangerous!
How could Qin Feng get their ideas, but they are indeed right, Qin Feng really has such ability, and will put it into practice, of course, the premise is that this person really touches his bottom line.

It's still performance time, so naturally we have to continue. When the voice is low, Qin Feng smiled and spread his hands:

"Hey——! More and more people, more and more people, saying that we have become a climate now, we must have a banner.

Uncle Wu said it’s okay, I brought a furoshiki with me, I used to wrap my pancakes with this, and once it was burnt, a big circle was burnt in it, come on, this is our national flag after.This, ha, is good! "

Speaking of this, Qin Feng also took a towel the size of a handkerchief from the seat next to him, and held it up to show everyone.

"Hahaha"

The crazily hilarious laughter that hadn't stopped rose to a higher level again.

In a blink of an eye, everyone was laughing like hell. Everyone leaned on the back of their chairs, wiping their tears while watching Qin Feng laughing non-stop.

"Hey! This guy doesn't even let go of the national flag!"

"I laughed so hard! The co-authored plaster flag turned out to be Uncle Wu's cooking cake!"

"What a fellow with sores on the top of his head and pus on the soles of his feet!"

"Hahaha, it's the first time I feel sympathy for the Japanese! Why did I get targeted by this guy!"

……

After a pause for a few seconds, after the peak of laughter passed, Qin Feng continued to break down with a grateful expression:
"Everyone is very grateful to Uncle Wu, everything is up to you, you have the final say! Uncle Wu looked here and there, looked here and there, and said that it is not okay for you to all sleep on the bed, the legs of this bed must be sawn off, To sleep on the ground.

Why do you sleep on the ground?Because the uncle let Ximenqing kick him when he went there, and after kicking him, he went home to raise him for two days, and couldn't get into bed.

And I was also afraid that Ximenqing would find her home again, what should I do, so I made a floor shop on the ground.I think it's convenient, but it hurts if I fall off the bed"

"Hahaha"

Laughter broke out again.

Cooperating with you, this is going to destroy everything in Japan!I just finished destroying the national flag of others, and now I don't even let go of the way others sleep!
Uncle Wu is also unlucky, not to mention being ugly, being cuckolded, and almost killed, and now he is being used by this guy to hurt the Japanese.

Everyone laughed, complained for Uncle Wu, and admired Qin Feng!
This stand-up comedy is really enjoyable to listen to!

Qin Feng himself is also very happy, completely having fun!
The cross talk has also come to an end at this time, Qin Feng smiled and pointed to the ground:
"Just lie on the ground! Hey! Every family sleeps on the floor. After sleeping on the floor, I ask, what is our name? Grandpa is happy, this is called tatami.

Why is it called tatami?I don’t understand, come on, you all stand up and listen to me, why is it called tatami: as long as it is my grandson, you can follow here steadily! "

The last sentence, while speaking, he slapped the back of the chair beside him fiercely with his hands.

After finishing speaking, Qin Feng laughed and handed the microphone to the big-faced flight attendant beside him, then clasped his fists at the audience, turned around and walked back to his seat with a smile.

"Hahaha"

There was a burst of laughter.

Everyone knew that this wonderful stand-up comedy was over, so they completely let go of their hearts and laughed endlessly.

"This guy didn't forget to scold the grandson of the Japanese until the end, there is no cure!"

"Hahaha, Uncle Wu is Amaterasu!"

"Awesome! This cross talk is really the best cross talk! It's like no other!"

……

Qin Feng laughed and returned to his seat.

Liu Yan was still covering her head and laughing loudly, her shoulders were shaking like chaff, and she probably won't take off her coat for a while.

After taking a sip of water, Qin Feng gently grabbed Liu Yan's hand and continued his journey of beauty.

The laughter in the cabin gradually began to decrease, but everyone still had a strong smile on their faces.

What a hilarious flight!
(End of this chapter)