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Chapter 164 Eternal Love Classic
The rise of what Qin Feng said, many passengers were also very excited to hear it.

The cabin was filled with joyous laughter.

With Qin Feng's vivid language, Wu Song, Wu Dalang, Pan Jinlian and other important characters in "Water Margin", one of the four classic Chinese classics, appeared in this world for the first time.

Several passengers who like literature saw the shadow of novels from this stand-up comic, which surprised them very much. Could it be that this kid can still write novels?
Of course, Qin Feng didn't write a novel, but he was familiar with the two novels related to this story.

"Water Margin" was Qin Feng's favorite when he was in junior high school. He watched it five or six times. Fighting Tiger and Wu Song is an idol.

"Jin Ping Mei" was read when he was in college, and he has read it more than once, whether it is the abridged version or the full version.

There are also electronic versions of these two books in his mind, and it takes minutes to write a novel.

Of course, there will be no shortage of film and television drama versions, especially "Jin Ping Mei", which is almost regarded as an educational film for youth enlightenment, it is absolutely classic!
The great and epic love between Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing has been passed down through the ages because of these two books!It is an indelible existence in Qin Feng's mind!
No matter in which era or in which world, it must be a proper love classic!

This world is no exception.

No, many passengers on the plane are about to experience this shocking, weeping ghosts and gods, and a love story that will never change until death!
"Everyone, the show is coming!"

Qin Feng said with a smile in his heart, and continued his stand-up comedy.

"One day, the uncle was not at home and went out to do business. Pan Jinlian stood on the second floor of her house and picked up the curtain. She said that the curtain was actually a small grille. When she picked it up, she had a bamboo pole in her hand. Son, I accidentally dropped it, and it didn’t weigh much, about ten thousand catties.”

As he spoke, he made a movement of lifting the curtain upwards.

"Hahaha"

The passengers were all laughing.

Tens of thousands of catties, if it falls, it won't be an earthquake!What do you mean fantasy?

"Hehehe, there are not so many, the bamboo pole fell, someone passed under the window, slapped, and hit the head. This master was in a hurry at that time, huh! Hit the head, didn't you say that you are not allowed to hit the head, hit Your brain is uncivilized!"

Qin Feng touched his head and said with a wry smile.

"Hahaha"

Everyone laughed again.

Qin Feng covered his head and looked up, his eyes widened immediately.

"As soon as you look up, yo! Stunning woman. The master downstairs is the vice president of the Yanggu County Hooligans Association. The double surname is Ximen, the single character name is Qing, and the senior official of Ximen. The young man is very beautiful and energetic, and he is well dressed. Pay attention, the family is rich, and they have opened several pharmacies, and they sell a lot of genuine and counterfeit medicines a year anyway."

"Hahaha"

Everyone burst into laughter again.

"It's so funny, the vice president of the Hooligan Association, you can talk nonsense!"

"This is exactly the face of a modern profiteer!"

……

Qin Feng also chuckled a few times, paused for a while, looked up and continued to look up:

"Come here today to take a look, huh! There is a stunning woman standing on it. Who is Ximen Qing? The devil in the color! The devil in the flower! I was very happy at that time.

Just at this moment, Pan Jinlian also saw him, his eyes met with thunderbolts, straightening out electric sparks, he hit him with his eyes, he is a really energetic young man, and he looks a little like Wu Song for some reason, I don't think so Just bang my heart"

Everyone laughed a few times, and when they heard Qin Feng's introduction to Ximen Qing, everyone immediately understood that the adulterer had appeared!
And after hearing his comments on Ximen Qing, everyone immediately began to worry about Wuhan University.

"At this moment, someone was coughing not far behind him, ah! Ximen Qing turned his head to watch, and there was a teahouse not far away, Mama Wang, also called Po Wang, why was she called Mama Wang? The old man's surname was Wang, following the old man's The surname is also surnamed Wang.

The old man passed away, and she was left alone to open a teahouse here, to make some tea, make some plum soup, and prepare some dice, and this idler came here to drink water"

Doesn't sound like a nice guy.

When everyone heard Wang Po's appearance, the image of a vicious old woman immediately appeared in their minds.

Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed forward and said:
"I came out to pour the tea root today, and I saw it at a glance, huh! Ximen Qing, Pan Jinlian, a talented woman and a jackal, if I hook up with the two people who go through needles and gossamers, it will be short of my food and flowers in the future. ?"

"Hahaha"

The passengers were all laughing.

"The femme fatale!"

Everyone gave Wang Po such an attribute.

The image of Wang Po is so deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, there are such characters in almost every classical novel, people hate it, especially matchmakers and old bustards, they are the root of bad things!

Qin Feng probed and made a gesture of inviting someone.

"Well, let's invite Ximenqing to the house, let's drink, I've made a lot of tea, snacks, and sunflower seeds. What are you looking at, sir?... (Qin Feng spreads his hands) I didn't look at anything Now, nothing.

No, I just got old and I saw you peeking over there!What are you looking at? ... You have to know, let me tell you the truth, who is that beautiful woman upstairs just now?
As soon as I tell you, you will know that her husband sells cooked food on the streets of Yanggu County every day. Guess what! "

Everyone at the scene was completely fascinated.

"This stand-up comic is completely a novel. It is clear and logical, and it is really enjoyable to listen to"

Qin Feng frowned and looked like he was thinking hard:

"Oh, selling cooked food, is this Liu Fuxiang who sells haggis? No, no, Liu Fuxiang's daughter-in-law is over 90, not him. This is Gu Weimin who sells sliced ​​cakes? No, Gu Weimin's daughter-in-law ran away with someone"

"Hahaha"

Everyone laughed wildly when they heard this.

"I'm dying of laughter, what a loss! Never forget to hit your enemies!"

"When did these two go off to sell haggis and cut cakes? Liu Fuxiang and Gu Weimin heard this, so they have to work hard with you!"

"Liu Fuxiang is only in his 50s, how could he have a daughter-in-law in her 90s? What a mouth!"

"Hahaha, I never heard that Gu Weimin's daughter-in-law ran away with someone! An old lady in her early sixties, who wants it! Qin Feng is really damaged!"

"These two are really unlucky, how did you provoke this guy?"

……

Qin Feng pointed forward.

"Is this not that, who is it?... This, this is Wu Dalang's daughter-in-law. Ximen Qing stomped his feet, alas! As soon as he lowered his head, the shoes were cracked, and he used too much force. Why is this so? What? Why did it fall into his hands?

You don't know, there was such a thing back then.Wang Po talked about the matter, and finally asked the high official if you mean it? ……oops!I have some ideas about this.

It doesn't matter, I will help you plan this matter, and it will be successful immediately. ...Okay, you are tired!Take out the silver and give it to Wang Po"

Hearing this, everyone clenched their fists tightly, and everyone said in their hearts:

"It's over! Pan Jinlian didn't run away!"

Qin Feng continued to say regretfully:
"It's Wang Po's plan here to invite Pan Jinlian to come home under the pretense of cutting shrouds, and hook up with Ximen Qing two times back and forth.

Good things don't go out, bad things spread thousands of miles, the news can spread all over Yanggu County, except for Uncle Wu, no one doesn't know"

"Hey!"

There was a sound of sighs at the scene, especially the men, who were filled with righteous indignation.

But no Chinese man can accept wearing a cuckold.

There is an old saying: hatred for killing one's father, hatred for taking one's wife.

It can be seen how much the Chinese hate this incident, and the male passengers on the scene are no exception.

Qin Feng also had an angry expression on his face.

"There is a fruit seller called Brother Yun. I saw Uncle Wu. Let me tell you something. What's the matter? Did you wash your face recently and find that there is no green in the basin?"

"Hahaha"

Everyone burst into laughter again.

Qin Feng continued:

"Uncle Wu doesn't understand. What do you mean? What do you mean? Grandma has an affair with Mrs. Ximen Qing. Hey! The uncle was so angry that he came to Wang Po's place to look for the two of them. Upstairs, kicked the door open, and looked inside, the two of them are on the bed."

Hearing this, the atmosphere in the cabin suddenly became tense.

What will happen next?

Obviously, a big battle is imminent, and Wuhan University is definitely not Ximenqing's opponent!Don't risk your life anymore!
"Hey! Ximenqing is quitting, hey! He jumped up, he is a martial arts practitioner, he lifted his foot, hey! All of a sudden, he didn't lift it very high, it was about a foot high, and he was kicking right here in the heart of the uncle, this place of the uncle It is indeed too low!"

As he spoke, Qin Feng raised his hand and gestured at his waist.

"Hahaha"

There was another laughter.

Qin Feng also laughed twice, then withdrew his hand and continued:
"At the beginning, someone once joked with the uncle, saying that I want to borrow you, Uncle Wu, why would you lend me? I borrowed you as my fan pendant, but the uncle was very angry. If you dare to use me as a fan pendant, I will Dou Xinkou kicked you to death. You will know what happened to this one.

Today, this kick kicked my heart, and I vomited blood, but luckily, Uncle Wu is not dead, I am heartbroken, I feel uncomfortable, and when I came back, Uncle Wu felt aggrieved and left."

"Hey--!"

Everyone heaved a long sigh. While feeling aggrieved by Wuhan University, they were also glad that he did not die at the hands of Ximen Qing.

Everyone put their emotions into this stand-up comedy, and began to worry about kind people.

At the same time, everyone hated Ximen Qing and Pan Jinlian so much that they were gnashing their teeth. They really deserved to be hacked into pieces, and of course Wang Po deserved to die too.

"Are you going to let these people go like this?"

Qin Feng stretched out his hand and slashed down, and said passionately:

"Later Wu Song came back and couldn't find his elder brother. After careful inquiry, he found out the truth of the matter. He thought that his elder brother was killed by the adulterers. He immediately poured blood into his pupils, and immediately took revenge with a single sword. He killed Pan Jinlian one after another. , Wang Po, and Ximen Qing were killed one by one, and the blood flowed into rivers and heads rolled, that was a joy!"

"Good! Good kill!"

"It should be killed! What a tiger-fighting hero!"

Hearing that Wu Song had killed this filthy person, everyone immediately felt very happy.Started to applaud Wu Song loudly.

At this point, the aggrieved feeling for Wuhan University in everyone's heart can be regarded as completely dissipated.

That's how it should be, kill them all, and the world will be a better place.

Seeing the reaction of everyone at the scene, Qin Feng also laughed.

Sure enough, as long as they are Chinese, there is no one who does not applaud when they hear this.

It's all about kindness and hatred!This is one of the reasons why Wu Song is the most popular among the heroes of the Water Margin.

Qin Feng also likes Wu Song the most among the characters in the Water Margin, especially his heroic demeanor of being chivalrous and courageous.

After the applause, everyone in the cabin felt much happier, even those successful people who pretended to be romantic, also felt at ease at this time.

They don't know that they always play the role of Ximen Qing in their lives, but they are very lucky, living in modern times, the rule of law is complete, and they have not met Wu Song-like characters, otherwise they would not be able to cry!
Seeing everyone's performance, Qin Feng felt a burst of emotion in his heart, but the cross talk didn't end.

He laughed slightly, and then went on:

"Of course, Wu Song's murder must be illegal. From then on, Second Master Wu began to live a life of desperation, which is also the fate of a person like him.

There are two flowers blooming, one for each branch. Besides, Wuhan University can go a long way, so what's the matter?In those days there were no compasses, no aircraft, nothing.Let's float along the sea, float here and there and go eastward until you arrive at the coast of the East China Sea"

Hearing this, the passengers in the cabin will all smile heartily.

"Okay! The show meat is here!"

When everyone heard about going east and the sea, they immediately understood that Qin Feng was going to talk about Japan.

After all, he had done a lot of foreshadowing before, and finally got to the point!

Seeing everyone's reaction, Qin Feng also laughed, there are no stupid people!
"It's close to the shore. As soon as I landed, Uncle Wu was standing here, and a lot of people came running from afar, all about a foot tall."

As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and gestured, the size was too small!

"Hahaha"

Laughter immediately filled the entire cabin.

Everyone understands that this product is starting to hurt the Japanese again.

Qin Feng smiled and continued:

"Running over, I startled Uncle Wu, what's the matter? What are you doing? Just wondering, these little people are also afraid of him, ah! Here come the giants, okay this one!"

As he spoke, he raised his head and looked up. With the cooperation of words and actions, everyone immediately felt that Wuhan University was so tall and mighty.

"Hahaha"

The laughter grew louder.

Qin Feng looked down with his head down, with a proud expression on his face.

"It's very polite to come here, big man, big man... Uncle Wu felt great satisfaction in his heart, good, good, what are you all doing?... Said that we are all local savages, and have never seen anyone outside Man, where did you get this from?
I am from the great kingdom of heaven. ...Great, please come to our house for dinner.I went to see what pumpkins and pancakes were inside. They were so dry and cracked.

Uncle feels uncomfortable eating, saying that you can’t just eat dry food, do you have rare ones? ...well, there are rare ones, and some rare ones.It’s okay to have porridge, bring over the porridge,... take a sip, the uncle is very happy, alas!Only rare is comfortable. ...From here on, this group of people learned a word, and when they feel comfortable, they say: be thin (yaoxi)"

"Hahaha"

The sound of laughter instantly filled the cabin.

Everyone was laughing and patting the armrests of the seats non-stop. Fortunately, Qin Feng asked everyone to fasten their seat belts, otherwise, how many people would have slipped to the ground this time.

"This guy is too wicked, does he mean that?"

"Hahaha, so that's how Yaoxi came here!"

"I'm going to laugh like crazy, how did he think of this?"

"Why is there such a person? The devil is about to make him vomit blood?"

"I can't do it, I almost burst from laughing, hahaha"

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(End of this chapter)