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Chapter 235 I am a military strategist
"A good show is on!"

At the Spring Festival Gala and in front of the TV, countless people looked excitedly at the two on the stage, waiting for them to bring joy to themselves, their family and friends.

Qin Feng and Lin Yang stood in separate positions, and after a short pause, the performance began.

As soon as the applause stopped, Qin Feng immediately raised his left hand and waved upwards, while shouting loudly:
"Friends on the third floor, hello!"

Lin Yang smiled and stretched out his hand to stop him: "What eyes! There is no third floor, only the second floor"

Qin Feng glanced at it in surprise, then raised his right hand and waved upwards, shouting loudly:

"Forget that I didn't say it!"

Lin Yang stared at his eyes and raised his chin: "This is also a shout!"

"Hahaha"

Laughter broke out immediately.

"The laughter came too fast! This cross talk is good"

"Hahaha, it's so fun at the beginning, interesting"

……

Just the opening two sentences, the scene and in front of the TV were full of laughter, and many people were admiring.

Backstage in the main control room, several directors looked at each other, and everyone was beaming with joy.

Great start!Handle the scene with ease!This crosstalk is no problem!
on the stage.

Qin Feng proudly raised his right hand again: "I'm very happy to stand here, I kind of mean to review the guard of honor of the three armed forces."

Lin Yang clicked his tongue, and then asked in surprise: "How did you find this feeling?"

Qin Feng stretched his hands under the Tang suit and adjusted the belt: "I am very happy to see you all, because recently we are also..."

There was laughter again at the scene and in front of the TV.

Lin Yang frowned and raised his hand to point at Qin Feng's waist: "You can talk after you fasten this belt."

Qin Feng took out his hand and laughed a few times: "I'm busy, I'm here to gather with everyone today, from the bottom of my heart, I'm very happy"

As he spoke, he lifted his foot and stepped on the crossbar of the cross talk platform.

"Hahaha"

Another burst of laughter.

Lin Yang pointed to his leg and said, "Why is this man so fragmentary! Take your leg off, don't speak so fragmentarily on stage"

Qin Feng looked at the audience and replied: "I'm used to it in the army"

"Hahaha"

Everyone laughed.

"With your foolish appearance, hurry up and stop discrediting the troops!"

Lin Yang was dumbfounded. He paused for a second, then pointed at Qin Feng's leg with wide eyes and said, "Such things will come out of the army! Stomp on the table!"

The laughter grew louder.

Qin Feng raised his hands and gestured: "During the drill, the soldiers all stood up, isn't it like this when the commander comes over!... Let me tell you"

As he said that, he put his foot on the table again, smoking a cigarette, shaking it three times, looking like a gangster on the street.

Lin Yang sucked his teeth, frowned and said, "What kind of fan is the commander?"

Qin Feng raised his finger and pointed at Lin Yang: "Our business is different from yours!"

Lin Yang suddenly smiled and said, "You are not from our group!"

Qin Feng shouted happily: "Hey! That's right!"

Lin Yang couldn't help but laugh and said, "That sounds like a good call! Hehehe"

"Hahaha"

The audience burst out laughing.

"babble--!"

Then there was a huge booing.

Qin Feng smiled and raised his hand to point to the auditorium: "These are all the soldiers I brought."

Lin Yang laughed twice, and then asked: "Isn't this pedestrian?"

Qin Feng rolled up his sleeves with a smile, his body swayed left and right: "I am a military strategist, do you see it?"

Lin Yang shook his head in surprise: "I can't see it."

As soon as the words fell, Qin Feng immediately raised his left hand, palm out, stomped his feet, and saluted a nondescript military salute in his ear.

"Hahaha"

All the audience were amused by his antics.

Lin Yang smiled and stretched out his hand to stop him: "No! Over there"

Qin Feng immediately stretched his right hand to his left ear, and gave a monkey-like military salute. At the same time, he raised his left leg, looking like Sun Dasheng.

"Hahaha"

All the audience at the scene and in front of the TV went crazy with laughter in an instant, and there were not a few people who sprayed rice.

"It's so funny, this guy is so good at messing around!"

"Isn't this the Monkey King! What kind of army is that!"

"Sure enough, it's an extremely hilarious cross talk, I guess I'll laugh a lot today!"

"It's so fun, I love Qin Feng to death"

……

Qin Feng's home.

The cousin and cousin were lying on the sofa, dancing and laughing.

"My brother is so funny, I laughed to death"

"Ouch! My stomach hurts from laughing"

Grandpa and grandma laughed and rubbed their cheeks, and all the creases on their faces were opened!
Parents, aunts and uncles are also in the same state, and everyone is leaning forward and backward.

"This bastard is too good at messing around!"

"Sister-in-law, your precious son can go to act in a movie, and he will definitely win the Best Actor! His whole body is full of drama!"

……

Liu Yan's house.

"Hahaha, mom, save me! I laughed so hard that my stomach twisted!"

"It's so fun, Xiaoyan, your boyfriend is really a treasure!"

……

Lin Yang's house burst into laughter,...

Cong Shan's family also laughed loudly,...

Every friend, classmate, teacher of Qin Feng and Lin Yang, as well as all other families watching the Spring Festival Gala, burst into laughter at the moment.

On Weibo, Moments, forums, and websites, there is not a single discordant noise!
Everyone couldn't take their eyes off the TV screen at all, and they didn't have much energy to talk about it!

Laughing is also a very exhausting job!
……

on the stage.

Lin Yang pointed to Qin Feng's right side dumbfounded: "Over there"

Qin Feng used his left hand to draw the same salute to the right ear, and at the same time pouted Lin Yang: "Are you sure? Are you in control?"

Lin Yang was dumbfounded, he was speechless looking at Qin Feng!

"Hahaha"

The laughter became louder and louder, and the audience beat their chests with laughter.

Qin Feng raised both hands up flat, his left hand was in front of his right hand, and he opened one eye and closed the other, and made a posture of raising his gun to aim upwards, which was extremely awkward and ugly.

"We have our rules, Pong—"

Lin Yang raised his hand and pointed out with a smile: "Do you still practice target shooting? This is a rifle"

The laughter continued, getting louder and louder.

Qin Feng then raised his right hand and made a pistol shooting motion, "嘡——!", then blew at his index finger, and made another motion of inserting the gun.

Lin Yang also reached out and gestured for a pistol: "Pistol!"

Qin Feng took a lunge, "Bang!" Pulling his hands back and forth, he made a slingshot pose.

Lin Yang widened his eyes and asked in surprise, "Does Beng Gong also practice?"

"Hahaha"

The laughter burst out again.

Many people at the scene and in front of the TV laughed so hard that they couldn't sit still.

"Laughing crazy, are there any military strategists who play with slingshots?"

"This guy has such a strange brain, how did he come up with all of this?"

"Wonderful! There is no cure!"

"I am completely convinced by Qin Feng, this cross talk is so joyful and unlimited!"

……

Qin Feng nodded proudly: "Field battle!"

Lin Yang frowned, raised his chin, and pouted back: "What kind of field battle! Ye Faner, this is called!"

The decibels of laughter climbed to a new peak again.

Qin Feng said with a smile: "I am a military strategist, didn't you see it?"

Lin Yang shook his head with a broken smile: "No! Clumsy eyes!"

Qin Feng patted himself on the chest, and said proudly: "I am ignorant! A great military strategist! The world-renowned and great military genius is me!"

Lin Yang said in surprise: "Hey! It's you!"

Qin Feng turned his head and opened his eyes wide to look at Lin Yang in surprise: "You don't know?"

Lin Yang shook his head: "I've never heard of it!"

Qin Feng curled his lips in disdain: "Look at this! You have to read the newspaper. If you have nothing to do, buy a few catties of newspaper to read!"

"Hahaha"

The laughter that had just subsided immediately burst out again.

Lin Yang was dumbfounded again, spread his hands out of his eyes, and asked in disbelief: "Is this newspaper bought by the catty? This"

Qin Feng tapped the table with his hand: "Give me a lot! You bought one from [-]"

Lin Yang raised his hand in disbelief: "You are listed in the outdated newspapers?"

Qin Feng nodded: "There was news about us in the newspaper in [-]"

Lin Yang waved his hand: "I don't want to read the newspaper, what do you mean?"

Qin Feng proudly stretched out his hand and pointed out: "In [-], these corporations from all over the world gathered together for a meeting!"

Lin Yang quickly reached out to stop him: "Wait a minute! You wait a moment, the world is called the leader!"

Qin Feng turned his head and looked at Lin Yang: "Keep this bowl of tofu brain"

"Hahaha"

There was a lot of laughter, and everyone was amused again.

Lin Yang explained angrily: "You are outrageous, you are the president"

Qin Feng suddenly understood, and put his hands together in the middle: "These veterans! We are all together"

Lin Yang raised his chin in surprise and said, "Old Tong!"

Qin Feng continued to explain: "Isn't the president the old man! I plan to find some military geniuses and train them uniformly. The whole world will choose them. China will choose only one person, and that is me!"

Lin Yang looked surprised: "You have gone!"

Qin Feng stretched out his fingers and scratched his nose and said vaguely: "I've picked a lot of people, you know!"

Lin Yang felt disgusted and quickly reached out to stop him.

"I can't pick you just because of your habits, let me tell you!"

Qin Feng asked puzzledly: "What's wrong?"

Lin Yang pointed to his nose: "You have to change it! Why are you so..."

With a look of disgust on his face.

Qin Feng said indifferently: "A military strategist is also a human being!"

While speaking, his fingers continued to pick his nose.

"Hahaha"

The bursts of laughter sounded one after another, and the audience was completely amused.

"This stuff is so good! It's disgusting to me."

"Fortunately, I didn't eat anything, otherwise I would be disgusted"

"It's so fun to laugh"

"This is the most hilarious Spring Festival Gala laughter I have ever seen, unrivaled!"

……

The studio hall of the Spring Festival Gala was completely overwhelmed by laughter, and all the Chinese laughed along with this cross talk.

Spring Festival Gala backstage.

The members of the director team in the main control room also burst out laughing.

Although they have heard it many times, but hearing it again, everyone still couldn't suppress their laughter, and they were also laughing wildly.

Every director was very happy. Fortunately, there was such an opportunity at the end of the Spring Festival Gala. Otherwise, how could there be such a hilarious cross talk on stage!

Choosing Qin Feng and Lin Yang's cross talk is undoubtedly a correct decision!
This hilarious cross talk will definitely become a classic of this Spring Festival Gala, and it will also be crazily loved by countless audiences.

What happened next also confirmed the thoughts of the director team.

"boom--!"

The door to the main control room was knocked open.

A staff member rushed in with the data sheet and excitedly shouted at the director team:

"Director Guan, Director Wei, all directors, the ratings of the temporary sampling are exploding! Qin Feng and the others have won the championship ratings of the previous Spring Festival Gala at the same time period! And the numbers are still soaring!"

"what?"

The members of the director team stood up excitedly.

Then everyone had a look of ecstasy on their faces.

"awesome!"

(End of this chapter)