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Chapter 236
Between Qin Feng and Lin Yang's teasing, the land of China was full of laughter.

Many people only met Qin Feng today, and it was the first time they heard Qin Feng's cross talk.

From "Journey to the West" in the morning to "Dream of the West Expedition" now, Qin Feng showed them a brand new cross talk.

It turns out that the same can be said for cross talk!It can be so hilarious!

This is completely different from the preaching cross talks in the past. Qin Feng and Lin Yang stand on stage with only one purpose, which is to make everyone laugh and spend a happy New Year's Eve.

This is also what all the audience want most. No one wants to have an ideological education class on this day. There is only one thought in everyone's mind, and that is joy!
So from the moment Qin Feng and the others stepped onto the stage, the audience gave them the warmest applause and laughter, and the soaring ratings also strongly demonstrated this point.

So far, this crosstalk is the most popular program of the Spring Festival Gala!

……

On stage, the performance continues.

Qin Feng smiled and put his hands in the middle: "Gather all these people together and find a suitable place to teach them."

Lin Yang nodded: "There are still lectures!"

Qin Feng continued with a smile: "Lesson is over, this teacher is teaching us, Corporal James, the five-star general of the United States, Mr. Zhan!"

"Hahaha"

Hilarious laughter exploded again.

"The kid is talking serious nonsense again! It's hopeless!"

Lin Yang was completely dumbfounded. He was stunned for a second, and quickly reached out his hand to stop him: "Wait a minute! Wait a moment! Don't talk about it, let's not talk about Master Zhan or Master Zhan. This is an admiral, why should he be a corporal?" ah?"

Qin Feng glanced at Lin Yang contemptuously, raised his hand and said, "You're confused, you can't sell the sauce in the market after serving it!"

Lin Yang stared and said, "Okay! A seller of soybean paste!"

The laughter at the scene and in front of the TV grew louder, and there was joy everywhere.

Qin Feng smiled and continued to make nonsense: "Why are you selling miso! Teacher, everyone is standing up in the morning, everyone should do exercises first."

Lin Yang asked curiously: "What the fuck?"

Qin Feng gestured on his eyes with both hands: "Eye exercises"

"Hahaha"

The audience was laughing like crazy.

"So military strategists do this shit! It's so funny!"

Lin Yang also laughed a few times: "I remember everything."

Qin Feng raised his hands and gestured: "After practice, stand up, Master Zhan will take us to sing the school song together."

Lin Yang asked in surprise, "And the school song?"

Qin Feng nodded and started singing: "I want to take you to elope, to the farthest town, I want to take you to elope, to be the happiest person, after being familiar with..."

The rock-and-roll a cappella came out from the stage, and immediately floated into the ears of every audience, everyone's eyes lit up, it sounds so good!Taste!

At this time, everyone remembered Qin Feng's other identity. He is also an excellent singer, and every song is very beautiful!The lyrics are also excellent!

Lin Yang stretched out his hand to stop it: "Okay! Stop singing, you all eloped, who will go to train and fight? Corporal James will teach this?"

"Hahaha"

There was another burst of laughter.

"clap clap"

Immediately afterwards, the applause sounded like thunder, and the discussion sounded everywhere.

"Qin Feng's singing of these two lines is really flavorful and pleasant!"

"I like "Elopement"! It's a pity he didn't sing the whole song"

"This gag ability is really no one else!"

"It's so good at promoting, just watch it, this song will definitely explode again!"

……

The fact is indeed as some netizens thought, after the cross talk ended, many people started to search for this song on the Internet as soon as possible, which added some attention to Qin Feng.

on the stage.

Qin Feng said disappointedly: "I have been studying for more than a year, and I disbanded immediately after I finished my studies."

Lin Yang stared in surprise and said, "After putting in so much effort to learn, you will be disbanded after it's over?"

Qin Feng shook his head in frustration: "There is no unit that wants us! How to do this, let's disband first. Find something to do first, and find you when the world needs you. They are all dispersed!"

Lin Yang raised his hand and pointed outward: "They're all gone!"

Qin Feng laughed again, and said happily: "Then something happened, a building in the United States was blown up by terrorists."

Lin Yang shook his head with a broken smile: "What's so beautiful about this!"

Qin Feng said with a smile: "It's blown up, the President of the United States is in such a hurry! Just eat 30 catties of gunpowder a day!"

"Hahaha"

Everyone burst into laughter.

"This product is not black Korea, but black old beauty, it's really bad!"

"Thirty catties of gunpowder, I laughed so hard buddy"

"It's too bad, just watch, Lao Mei is going to be in trouble!"

"Today is really eye-opening! There are such wonderful things in the world!"

……

Lin Yang smiled and shook his hands: "Take medicine by the catty!"

Qin Feng continued: "Look for it, find a military genius. Lead troops to fight, catch these terrorists, and the world will be at peace. Where can I find it? It's hard to find"

Lin Yang nodded: "There are few talents"

Qin Feng continued to say solemnly: "Finally, the President of the United States has a secretary named Wang Fugui"

Lin Yang stared at the boss with startled eyes, then spread his hands and laughed loudly and said, "Hi! The name of this presidential secretary is Wang Fugui?"

"Pfft—!"

Almost everyone at the Spring Festival Gala and in front of the TV was bursting with laughter, and there were not a few people who were stumbling around.

"No! I'm going to die laughing, this guy is so good"

"Wang Fugui! Secretary of the village chief!"

"I love this cross talk!"

"You don't need to watch the following shows, the laughter is seriously overdrawn"

……

Qin Feng's grandfather's house.

The whole family was staggering, the grandparents were laughing until they burst into tears, and the rest were laughing like hell.

"Brother is so funny, I almost cramp from laughing"

"This is even better than the single-speaking "Journey to the West" in the morning, and it's simply delightful!"

"After tonight, Xiaofeng will definitely be popular all over the country!"

"I've never seen a cross talk like Xiaofeng's!"

……

Liu Yan's house.

The family of three collapsed on their seats laughing.

"Mom, I can't watch it anymore, if I keep watching it, my face will freeze with laughter"

"I can't stop at all, this kid is really a treasure!"

……

This kind of thing happened in front of every TV broadcasting the Spring Festival Gala, and there were bursts of laughter one after another.

The main control room backstage of the Spring Festival Gala.

The directors are even more excited, the real-time monitoring data keeps coming in, it's all good news!
The ratings during this period are still soaring, and Qin Feng and Lin Yang are setting new records every second.

"These two boys are really on-the-spot, much better than what they said during the rehearsal!"

"Isn't it! It's much better than the recording and broadcasting time"

"It may be related to the atmosphere of the scene! Two people are crazy!"

"Director Guan, you can consider letting them attend the Lantern Festival party!"

"Must, don't let them go online, it is estimated that the audience will not agree"

……

On the stage, the two are still creating joy.

Qin Feng said solemnly:

"Yes, it's called Wang Fugui. He gave an idea, don't worry, now there is an amazing person in BJ City, Qin Feng, a military genius, Wen Neng writes a pen to secure the world, Wu Neng rides a horse to determine the world, and goes to the kang to meet girls , Get to know the shoes under the kang "

Lin Yang curled his lips: "Hi! What kind of ability is this?"

"Hahaha"

The burst of laughter sounded again, and everyone laughed so hard that they fell down.

Liu Yan's face was flushed with embarrassment, and she stuck her head on the sofa pillow in an instant, giggling like hell.

But her parents laughed and kept looking at Liu Yan, could it be that the girl has already been captured by this brat!

Qin Feng's parents were also laughing up and down, overjoyed!
College classmates, teachers, and friends also burst into laughter.

Qin Feng grinned: "I was on the phone with the street that day, and someone shot me from behind,... Are you Mr. Qin Feng Qin?"

Lin Yang: "Yeah!"

Qin Feng glanced back, and immediately showed a surprised expression: "Hey! Girl, American, she is beautiful, blond, I said you wait, hello? Didn't get through. How much is this? Aunt,... Oh, no money for not getting through. Got it! Save another dime"

Lin Yang raised his hand in surprise and pointed: "It's a public phone! You"

"Hahaha"

The laughter started again.

Qin Feng nodded: "That's right, I'm calling!...I said I'm Qin Feng, what's the matter with you?... (female voice) Hello, Mr. Qin, it's nice to meet you, the president asked me to come to you ,..."

When speaking, Qin Feng closed his eyes.

Seeing this scene, Lin Yang interrupted him in surprise: "Hey! Wait a moment, did you just say that American women are so beautiful?"

Qin Feng opened his eyes and nodded: "Yes! Blonde and blue eyes"

Lin Yang frowned and asked, "Why are you blind?"

Qin Feng stretched out his hand and stroked his hair: "Blonde hair! Close your eyes!"

Lin Yang sighed loudly, not knowing whether to laugh or cry: "Hi! Bi Yan is closed!"

"Hahaha"

Laughter burst out again, and everyone was so happy that they patted the armrests of the chairs.

Qin Feng closed his eyes again and said in a female voice: "Mr. Qin, let's talk about the war....OK! How much do you plan to spend?...(female voice) I am going to give you 1000 million US dollars to let you go to war"

Lin Yang opened his mouth wide in surprise: "That's a lot"

Qin Feng looked up at the sky, thought for a while and said: "I said this thing will be done, and it has been done."

Lin Yang continued, "Of course!"

Qin Feng turned his head to the side and asked: "I said, have you eaten yet?...Not yet....Let's go, I invite you, Kempinski"

Lin Yang nodded: "This place is not bad!"

Qin Feng answered: "The sliced ​​noodles next to you"

Lin Yang closed his eyes and sighed: "Hey! Go eat sliced ​​noodles?"

The laughter kept ringing, and everyone was out of breath.

Qin Feng waved his hand: "Just have something to eat! Four bowls, a small bowl for her, and two big bowls for me"

Lin Yang stretched out a finger and asked, "Return a bowl?"

Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed outward: "My girlfriend is still hungry for that bowl of packed food!"

Lin Yang looked at the auditorium and sighed: "Okay! Two starved ghosts reincarnated!"

"Hahaha"

The laughter suddenly rose to another level, deafening.

Liu Yan in front of the TV was dumbfounded, blushing almost to the point of bleeding.

A second later, she stomped her feet immediately, laughed and cursed:

"You scoundrel! How dare you make fun of me and see how I deal with you when I go back to school!"

As he said that, he laughed so hard that he lay down on the sofa again.

"Hahaha, Yanyan, so you can eat so much! Mom treated you badly before!"

"Mom, don't just follow me around! Listen to his nonsense! Who can eat so much!"

……

The rest of Qin Feng's classmates and friends, as long as they know Liu Yan, everyone burst into laughter.

This guy is completely hopeless, and he even used it to make fun of his girlfriend!It's entertaining to death!
……

on the stage.

Qin Feng raised his head triumphantly and said: "After the meal, I signed the contract, pay the money first! Give me a deposit, the method of paying the deposit is different, some give five"

Lin Yang faced the audience and explained: "That's 5.00%"

……

Qin Feng spread his five fingers: "I'm fifty, have you ever done it?"

Lin Yang nodded ecstatically: "50.00%, that's a lot, I've done it!"

Qin Feng smiled all over his face: "All right, all right, give it to me!"

As he said that, he made a gesture of taking money, held it up for a look, and then tucked it into his trouser pocket.

Lin Yang stretched out a finger in surprise: "50.00% is just one piece!"

Qin Feng smiled contentedly and said: "Only a piece of [-]"

"Hahaha"

There was a lot of laughter at the scene.

Lin Yang laughed and said, "For a sale of 1000 million, just give a deposit of [-]! This should be less!"

Qin Feng next to him kept shaking his head with a happy face, obviously very satisfied with the fifty income.

The gigantic laughter almost knocked off the roof of Studio One.

Qin Feng nodded: "Okay, I'll go home and put it away! ... (female voice) Don't forget, there is a plane to pick you up at the Capital Airport on the 20th. ... I said yes, how do you go? Where are you going back? ... ... (female voice) I'll go back to the embassy"

Lin Yang nodded: "OK!"

Qin Feng asked: "Embassy, ​​what car are you taking?... (female voice) take 300"

"Hahaha"

The scene and in front of the TV erupted directly, and the laughter burst out like a tsunami.

Especially those who are familiar with BJ, they laughed like crazy in an instant.

"No. 300 public, how did you come up with this guy?"

"I'm dying of laughter, it turns out that Laomei also sits in the big 300! The balance will be balanced in one click!"

"This passage is too weird, it can be related to anything!"

"Laughing so hard that tears fly straight away, it's so cool!"

……

Lin Yang also laughed unceasingly, stretched out his hand and patted Qin Feng's shoulder, shook his hands and said with a smile: "After the American talks with you about the business, how about taking 300 rides back to the embassy?"

Qin Feng stretched out a finger and shook it, and at the same time said with a mean smile: "You fooled me! There are no three hundred here,... (female voice) there is a car in the section."

Lin Yang laughed and sighed, "Ho—!"

Qin Feng gave a thumbs up with a smile.

"Hahaha"

Laughter broke out again, louder than ever.

"clap clap"

"it is good!"

Along with the laughter, there was huge applause and applause.

The audience was already laughing like crazy, and the inside and outside of the silver screen completely turned into a sea of ​​joy.

(End of this chapter)