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Chapter 237
There are more and more audiences in front of the TV, the laughter is getting louder, and the taste of the year is getting stronger!
The performance on the stage is still going on, and the joy is also going on.

Laughter rang out one after another at the Spring Festival Gala.

Lin Yang smiled and said, "Oh! This American knows better than us!"

Qin Feng made a supporting action:

"Put her at the station, and I'll hurry back and tell my girlfriend about it. My girlfriend is so happy. Have you seen my girlfriend?"

Lin Yang shook his head: "I haven't seen it!"

"It's over! It's going to be bad luck again!"

Liu Yan's heart skipped a beat in front of the TV, Qin Feng was going to make fun of himself again!

Her parents were obviously aware of this, and they all glanced at Liu Yan with a deep smile in their eyes.

The rest who knew Liu Yan or knew her all laughed at this moment.

Everyone watched TV expectantly, ready to see how Qin Feng would make fun of his girlfriend!
Qin Feng gestured to his face with both hands:
"My girlfriend is beautiful! She is tall, has a big face, heavy eyebrows and big eyes, and is black. She has no beard, and she looks like Zhang Fei with a beard!"

Lin Yang shook his head with a broken smile: "What does it look like? This is it!"

"Hahaha"

The laughter hit like a mountain, and everyone laughed until their noses bubbled.

Liu Yan was completely stunned, and looked at Qin Feng on TV stupidly.

"Hahaha"

In an instant, she started laughing wildly.

The man slipped directly from the sofa to the floor, then slapped the floor with his hands and continued to laugh.

"Qin Feng, you are such an asshole, how dare you arrange me like this, let's wait and see!"

Although she said so, her tone and eyes were full of smiles, obviously she didn't take it to heart at all.

Liu Yan's parents were also taken aback for a moment, and then burst out laughing.

This Qin Feng!What an unconventional way!How can you make fun of your girlfriend like this!
……

Qin Feng's grandfather's house.

Cousin: "I'm laughing so hard, my brother must be unlucky when he starts school! It's no wonder Liu Yan's sister-in-law doesn't settle accounts with him!"

Cousin: "How could brother do this! Sister-in-law Liu Yan is so beautiful!"

Aunt: "It's so funny! Is it okay for Xiaofeng to say that? Will Liu Yan be angry?"

Mom: "Don't worry, it won't be. They often joke around together, and I'm used to it. You forgot that Xiaofeng was still talking nonsense in "Eastern Focus" on New Year's Day. Didn't Liu Yan get together with him!"

Aunt: "Really, this way of getting along is too strange, let's just let them do it!"

……

The circle of classmates and friends of Liu Yan and Qin Feng has exploded.

Ye Xiaotong: "Hahaha, Liu Yan! Get rid of that bastard Qin Feng! Even the live broadcast of the Spring Festival Gala dares to make such a joke, it's too much!"

Gangzi: "This stinky mouth! If you accept it, there will be no one who dares to make fun of it!"

Cong Shan: "He really dares! Don't be afraid that Liu Yan will make him kneel on the keyboard!"

Li Wanhua: "This guy is hopeless! It won't be long before we all will be used by him to make fun of him. Be prepared! No one can run away!"

Ye Xiaotong: "If he dares to make fun of me in front of the people of the whole country, I will definitely tear his mouth off, and I can't afford to lose that man!"

……

In addition, there was laughter on Weibo and forums.

"Liu Yan is so beautiful, there is no one else who made him look like this!"

"I'm so funny, there are still people who dare to treat their girlfriends like this, it's so weird!"

"Liu Yan, I strongly recommend dumping him. My buddy will be your boyfriend, and I will definitely take good care of you!"

"I've never seen such a product! Super funny!"

"It's not nice to meet people!"

……

Everyone who knew Liu Yan couldn't stop laughing, shaking their heads and sighing, feeling emotional for their unique love.

……

Amidst the burst of laughter, Qin Feng and Lin Yang continued to perform.

Qin Feng raised his finger: "Looking at the calendar, it's already No. 17, I have to go quickly! No. 20 plane, hurry up! Live far away"

Lin Yang asked puzzledly: "You are early!"

Qin Feng: "I'm here on the West Third Ring Road, it's too far from the airport, I have to go quickly"

Lin Yang waved his hand and said, "West Third Ring Road! Isn't it in the city, how far is it from the airport?"

Qin Feng frowned and replied: "I'll walk!"

Lin Yang was dumbfounded, and shouted in surprise: "Let's go!"

"Hahaha"

The audience laughed again.

Qin Feng frowned and raised his finger:
"I was exhausted when I came here. The helicopter was waiting for me. I went up the small ladder. There was a driver sitting in front of me, wearing a big leather hat, goggles, and a big mask. The mask hung on one ear, and the side drooped down. A leather jacket and white linen gloves"

Lin Yang nodded: "flight suit"

Qin Feng continued: "Sit there and smoke, suck———, come on, let's go"

After finishing speaking, Qin Feng made a movement of shaking the window glass, stretched out his head to blow out the smoke, and then rolled up the glass again.

"Hahaha"

The audience was amused by his series of words and actions.

Lin Yang was completely dumbfounded!

It wasn't until Qin Feng finished that he widened his eyes, made a movement of shaking the glass, and asked incredulously: "The plane also shakes the glass? What kind of plane are you?"

The audience below the stage burst into laughter.

Qin Feng calmly said:
"He put on the gloves: You are seated firmly. I said: I know, I am seated firmly, and I am on. There is a white rope end on the side of his chair. When I hit this, Tulu——! It flew up! "

As he said that, Qin Feng looked up, his right hand kept spinning, and he was still dubbing: "Woo-woo-flying up"

Lin Yang smiled and said, "This plane is still diesel!"

The laughter became louder and louder, and everyone was almost exhausted from laughing.

Qin Feng rolled up his sleeves: "After flying for about 15 minutes, it began to descend slowly."

Lin Yang asked incredulously, "Are you here?"

Qin Feng explained: "Come on!"

Lin Yang shook his fingers with a shocked expression: "Come on in 15 minutes?"

Qin Feng made gestures: "I drove to the gas station, and the gas station attendant is still shouting, come in, this way. Take out the money, add 30 yuan"

Lin Yang sighed: "Okay! Why do you add 30 yuan to this plane? Is that enough to burn?"

Qin Feng explained: "The fuel tank is small, but the dining box is as big as it is. After filling it up, a piece of rope stumbled, and he got up again. After flying for an hour, he turned around and asked me, have you ever been to the United States? I said no. Been there, how about you? I haven’t been there either.”

As he spoke, a bewildered expression appeared on his face.

Lin Yang opened his mouth wide in horror: "Ah! You two don't know Tao!"

"Hahaha"

The audience laughed like crazy again.

Qin Feng was dumbfounded, and asked with staring eyes: "What should we do? Why don't we ask, ... yes! Let's ask! Just squeeze the brakes, and the plane will slowly descend!"

He made the movement of pinching the brake with both hands, and his body slowly squatted down.

Lin Yang was completely dumbfounded, until Qin Feng stood up, he quickly stretched out his hand to hold his arm, and said dumbfoundedly:
"Pinch the brake! It's not a bicycle!"

"Pfft-"

Countless people at the scene and in front of the TV burst into laughter.

"Hahaha"

Then there was an uncontrollable burst of laughter.

"No, buddy can't hold on anymore, these two guys can make people laugh to death"

"It's so funny, Qin Feng can always drive the plane like a bicycle, what a talent!"

"This guy can act in comedies, a proper comedy master!"

……

on the stage.

Qin Feng lifted his legs and stepped out: "I'll go down and ask, heh! Is there still such a desolate place in the United States?"

Lin Yang nodded: "American West"

Qin Feng gestured with his hands and feet: "An old man is hoeing somewhere, I will hurry over, hi, hello! We have to speak a foreign language!"

Lin Yang nodded in approval: "Fortunately, I can say a few words."

Qin Feng stared and said loudly: "When the old man turns around, haha?"

Lin Yang was extremely surprised: "Northeast, I didn't go to the United States!"

Qin Feng had a blank expression on his face: "Master, where is this?... Tieling!"

Lin Yang continued with a smile: "Okay! After driving for more than an hour, you can go anywhere!"

Qin Feng pouted and continued: "How to go to the United States?... I don't know, ask the village chief."

Lin Yang laughed and shook his hands: "Never heard of it!"

Qin Feng directly picked up the towel on the table and covered his face, looking ashamed to see others.

"Hahaha"

The auditorium was completely exploded, and people were laughing like crazy.

The same is true in front of the TV. Fortunately, they can be very casual, without having to control their laughter, and they can also lie on the sofa and bed and roll to their heart's content to release their emotions.

"Qin Feng loves Tieling so much? It was in the previous "A Little Story of Journey to the West""

"Tieling has become famous! People all over the country know this city"

"The big stubble Northeast dialect he learned from there is really authentic!"

"Hahaha, I can't do it, let me take a breather! It's really boring to laugh."

……

Backstage main control room.

After laughing, Director Guan asked the backstage conductor through the walkie-talkie.

"Old Liu, how is Qin Feng's time control, no problem, this kid has added a lot of words"

"Director Guan, it's alright. Although the words were added, the two have adjusted the tempo faster. It should end within the scheduled time, and it won't affect the rest of the program."

"Okay, if they are slightly overtime, don't rush, this cross talk is great, it doesn't matter if it's overtime, you can squeeze out a little time from the hosting session"

"Understood, I will pay attention here"

After finishing the call with the backstage conductor, Director Guan sighed to the other members of the director team:

"These two boys don't seem to be on the Spring Festival Gala for the first time! They are too comfortable to deal with, and they don't lose to those veterans at all!"

Director Wei nodded and said in agreement:
"Especially Qin Feng, who performed so well, he dared to add words temporarily, so brave!"

"But the words he added really made the cross talk more full and funny, and the quality is much better than that of the tape!"

"Although it's good, you still have to beat it when you come down, and you can't let this kid do whatever you want!"

"It should be like this. They must be frequent guests of the Spring Festival Gala in the future. This problem must be corrected"

"Okay, let's watch the show first, it's so hilarious!"

……

on the stage.

Qin Feng frowned and said: "Climb back quickly, once you get on the plane, he is playing with instruments, a lot of them, such as satellite positioning, compass, compass, map of American cities..."

Lin Yang waved his hand: "It's useless"

Qin Feng spread his hands: "It's useless, this, your things are useless, we have to advance! Throw away the shoes!"

Lin Yang was so shocked that his eyeballs almost flew out: "Ah!"

Qin Feng took off his shoes and threw them into the sky, then looked at the result, then stretched out his hand and pointed to the front right: "Drive over there, go!"

Lin Yang sighed dumbfoundedly: "Okay!...Pure blindness!"

"Hahaha"

The sound of laughter once again swept the No. [-] studio hall and all the places watching the live broadcast of the Spring Festival Gala.

(End of this chapter)