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Chapter 238 Henan American President
Studio No. [-] was filled with deafening laughter, and the performance continued.

Qin Feng looked at the auditorium and said: "Flying for more than half a year, refueling more than 4000 times, finally came to the United States"

Lin Yang sighed: "Okay!"

Qin Feng looked down, and then pointed: "That's right! It's the United States, and there is a banner at the airport, 'Warmly Welcome Master Qin Feng'"

Lin Yang smiled and said, "I've changed to a cook!"

"Hahaha"

There was a big laugh.

Qin Feng said happily: "Okay! Come down, the plane is descending slowly, it can't stop"

Lin Yang asked in surprise, "What's wrong?"

Qin Feng squeezed his hands: "The gate line is broken!"

Lin Yang stared at his eyes and spread his hands: "Yes! It's still a bicycle!"

"Hahaha"

Everyone burst into laughter.

Qin Feng said with a mournful face: "The brakes are always pinched on this road, and it is broken! What should I do? I can't stop, let me say this, open the window and the door, let's stretch our legs outside and snort in a while. stop"

As he spoke, he stretched out one foot for support.

Lin Yang laughed and said, "Tuzhapi!"

All the audience on and off the screen went crazy with laughter.

Everyone kept slapping their thighs or the handrails around them, looking up to the sky and laughing.

Weibo, WeChat circle of friends, forums, and the message area of ​​the CCTV webcast platform have completely exploded.

"I've never seen anything like this before. What a comedian! He's clearly a comedian!"

"That's true. The cross talk makes these two guys almost become skits. There are too many body movements!"

"It looks good! It's fun! This is called cross talk!"

"Compared to this cross talk, the rest of the cross talk is simply weak!"

……

Qin Feng said proudly: "You're so obedient, put it outside, and the kung fu will stop after a while. I lied to him, my legs didn't go out, look at him, it's all worn out!"

Lin Yang frowned, pursed his lips, and sighed loudly: "Hi! Oh! This idea is too bad!"

"Hahaha"

The laughter in the auditorium has reached a boiling point.

Many people laughed so hard that they fell on the table or on their own laps, still shaking their shoulders and laughing non-stop.

The front of the TV was rickety, and few people could sit normally.

Backstage actor waiting area.

In order to ensure that the emotions of the actors in the following programs will not be affected, the staff had to find a lot of earphones and put them on the ears of the actors waiting to completely isolate the magic voice of Qin Feng and Lin Yang.

The popularity of online comments instantly increased to another level.

"This guy is really vicious and smoky. Look at his bad ideas, they are all dirty and harmful!"

"I didn't know it! This guy has always been like this! Look at how many people he has cheated along the way!"

"Hahaha, it's so funny, I've worn my crotch!"

"It's so fun, my buddy's face is frozen with laughter"

……

on the stage.

Qin Feng made a handshake gesture: "Congratulations! You are considered a work-related injury! If you can't be rescued, you are considered a martyr! I'm leaving, you can jump slowly"

Lin Yang answered helplessly: "Don't you want to jump!"

Waves of gigantic laughter continued to hit every corner of the scene and in front of the TV.

Qin Feng smiled and continued: "Jump down, and a few White House staff members came, wearing small suits, red ties, wiping red lips, carrying a small leather bag, and walked over."

Lin Yang was surprised: "Why is this White House staff dressed like a cross talk actor?"

"Hahaha"

There was a burst of knowing laughter at the scene, you really don't miss any chance to attack your opponent!

The backstage director team is a bit silly.

There's no such thing as rehearsal!Obviously it was added temporarily again, and it was attacking the Crosstalk Artists Association by pointing at Sang and Huaihuai!
Thinking of this, the members of the director team all smiled wryly, this kid is too out of control, he can't control it at all!

Many actors in the cross talk world almost vomited blood, and immediately began to yell at each other.

"You are so vicious, you actually made a killing in front of the people of the whole country on the Spring Festival Gala!"

People who knew about Qin Feng's grievances with the cross talk world gave him a thumbs up while laughing.

You are the only one who dares to do this!
This paragraph flashes by, and the show continues.

Qin Feng said respectfully: "Master Qin, Mr. Qin, right?...It's me, what's the matter? You picked me up?...The president is in a hurry, let's go! Hurry up...I said let's go"

Lin Yang continued: "Go outside"

Qin Feng poked his neck and asked: "Where's the car?...Wait a minute! Let's take a taxi"

Lin Yang was dumbfounded: "Take a taxi?"

Qin Feng accompanied him with a smile: "The car is inconvenient for the past two days. The president's daughter is out of the house, and the car is busy. ... I said this car is here, hurry up. ... I'm sorry, Mr. Qin, this can't be used! This one six"

Lin Yang opened his mouth in a daze for half a second, then raised his hand and pointed with a broken smile: "We must wait for the one with two dollars!"

"Hahaha"

The audience collapsed in their seats laughing.

Especially the audience in Beijing burst into laughter, this meme is so kind!

When we go out every day, we are faced with taxis that cost [-] yuan or [-] yuan. Choosing which one to take is a problem that many people will encounter.

Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed: "The car is here, get in the car, I said I'll sit in the back, I don't want to sit in the front, and pay the bill at the place, what should I do if he asks me to pay?"

Lin Yang sighed: "Hi! What kind of intentions are there!"

Qin Feng said with a smile: "Turn around the bush, beat around the bush, we will arrive at the entrance of the White House in a while, oops! Why don't we call it the White House!"

Lin Yang asked curiously, "What?"

Qin Feng looked up and said with emotion: "It's too white! It's just brushed!"

Lin Yang smiled and pouted at him: "You can control others but not others!"

"Hahaha"

The audience burst into laughter again.

Qin Feng wiped his hand in front of his body: "The front of the White House is full of people, carrying, hugging, and holding up. I thought to myself, American reporters are very good! I can't embarrass the Chinese people."

Lin Yang nodded in agreement: "You must be careful when speaking in front of the media!"

Qin Feng stretched out his hand and pushed forward: "Take a step to get out of the car, and Hulala is all over....Master, do you want a disk?"

Lin Yang opened his mouth wide in shock: "A seller! Not a reporter!"

"Hahaha"

The scene and in front of the TV completely exploded.

Everyone burst out laughing, and the front of the TV collapsed into one piece.

"Hahaha, is this the White House or the Zhongguancun Flyover!"

"How can you have such a weird idea with such a good brain?"

"I'll go! How down-to-earth!"

"Hahaha, I really can't live!"

……

Qin Feng said disgustedly: "I hate it, you really are, look at that big sister, why are you coming out with a baby in your arms? I thought you welcome me, look at the other side, there are flowers, oh! Celery!"

Lin Yang said to the audience with a smile: "There are still food buyers."

There was another burst of laughter, and everyone thought to themselves, the White House also has a morning market?
Qin Feng patted the table: "Why does the White House Cultural Bureau eat?"

Lin Yang smiled and waved his hands: "You don't care about that."

Qin Feng stretched out his hand and gestured: "There is a big pool in the middle of the White House compound. There is a rockery inside. The water pipes grow out. There is a bicycle shed here, which is full. An old man is strolling around wearing a red hoop."

Lin Yang nodded: "They all look like the county government guest house!"

"Hahaha"

The laughter started again.

Qin Feng raised his hand forward: "Stepping up the stairs, pedaling, all the members of Congress are waiting for me there, with handkerchiefs on their shoulders, (shouting loudly) you are here! One, please!"

Lin Yang opened his eyes and continued, "Aren't you taking off the basket? What's going on after taking a shower?"

The audience burst out laughing again, I went with you to the White House bath!
Qin Feng pointed forward: "When I came inside, I asked, where is the president? Where is the president? ... That room, I am so anxious, waiting for you! ... As soon as I opened the door, he was walking there. "

Lin Yang nodded: "I'm waiting for you!"

Qin Feng clapped his hands happily: "As soon as I saw me, I was happy... (Henan accent) why did you (one tone) come (four tones) to (four tones) nirvana?"

Lin Yang shook his head with a bitter face and sighed: "Hi!"

"Hahaha"

The scene and in front of the TV immediately exploded.

Plop, plop... Countless people laughed so hard that they fell to the ground, patting the floor and laughing wildly.

For a time, laughter and tears flew all over the country!

Especially in Henan, people laughed like crazy. It turns out that the President of the United States is from Henan!

Grandpa Qin Feng's home.

The younger siblings were lying on the sofa, dancing and laughing wildly.

The adults were already out of breath from laughing, and everyone was in tears.

"Brother can laugh so hard, how can he speak Henan dialect?"

"This Henan dialect is really authentic! It's so funny!"

"Hahaha, I don't know where he learned this strange ability!"

"It would be nice if we spoke a paragraph in our dialect, it must be very funny"

……

Liu Yan's home.

At this time Liu Yan was lying on the sofa, holding her belly and laughing loudly.

"I can't, my stomach is going to explode from laughter, who will save me!"

"This kid knows too many things! His hometown is not Henan!"

"Hahaha, Mom! It's not surprising at all. He can speak a lot of dialects. I have heard six or seven dialects. You will gradually see them in the future."

……

All Qin Feng's relatives, friends, teachers, classmates, celebrity friends, etc., were laughing like hell at this moment.

While laughing, everyone lamented Qin Feng's skills, as if there was nothing he didn't know!
Weibo and circle of friends were maxed out in an instant.

"I give this meme full marks, it's so funny!"

"I am mighty in Henan! The United States has been taken by us!"

"Hahaha, I must die laughing today"

"My buddy is no longer good. I have to go to the hospital after the cross talk is over. My intestines are broken from laughing."

……

on the stage.

Lin Yang laughed and stretched out his hand to grab Qin Feng who was still speaking Henan dialect: "Wait, wait a minute, don't talk about it, why does this American president look like Henan? This?"

The laughter continued, showing no signs of stopping.

Qin Feng looked at the audience and explained: "He hired a tutor, he is from Henan, and he can barely speak Mandarin"

Lin Yang shook his head and waved his hands: "Too bad!"

"Hahaha"

The laughter grew louder.

Qin Feng grinned and continued to speak Henan dialect: "You (one tone) saw you (one tone) coming (four tone) these days (one tone), why did you (four tone) come (four tone)?... I said go on It's not easy to go, all the planes are blocked"

Lin Yang rolled his eyes when he heard this, and waved his hand angrily: "The plane is also blocked!"

"Hahaha"

The burst of laughter was deafening.

All the audience on site and in front of the TV laughed heartily, and everyone was completely overwhelmed by joy.

(End of this chapter)