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Chapter 239 "West Expedition Dream"

"It's almost time to end!"

Amidst the loud laughter, Qin Feng and Lin Yang looked at each other and conveyed such a message to each other.

Up to now, they haven't had any problems. As long as the show ends well, it will be a perfect Spring Festival Gala debut!

Although some content has been added, due to Qin Feng's increased tempo, the time has caught up, and it can be completed within the scheduled time.

The two are very excited, success is imminent!Just a perfect ending!
The atmosphere at the scene and in front of the TV is getting hotter and hotter!Joy surrounded every audience.

Qin Feng rolled up his sleeves, and continued: "Just as we were talking, the phone rang on the president's body. He took it out and looked at it. There was a line of words 'The meal is ready, please come to the cafeteria quickly'"

Lin Yang nodded: "Eat!"

Qin Feng stretched out his hand and pointed out: "(Henan accent) go eat, the rice is cooked!"

There was another burst of laughter.

Lin Yang frowned and stopped him: "Can we just speak Mandarin? Can you stop talking like this?"

Qin Feng shrugged his shoulders: "I'm used to saying this, what am I going to eat?... (Henan accent) Lobster! Eat lobster.... Ho! He invited me to eat lobster, this time I counted it as a copy"

Lin Yang: "What?"

Qin Feng gestured excitedly: "I love lobster the most. The big lobster, I don't want to just eat it! Eat it! Eat it to death, I will admit it, yes! Eat it!"

Lin Yang laughed and said, "Eat lobster alone!"

Qin Feng held up a finger: "Come out with him, the cafeteria is on the basement floor, come down and have a look, ho! Once you enter the door, there is a big aquarium, and the big lobsters are one or two meters long. Swim in it! This time I copied it. up!"

Lin Yang laughed: "Hehehe, this time you can do it, let's eat!"

Qin Feng gestured and said: "Sit here, the vinegar dishes are set, take the disposable chopsticks and break them apart, and eat! Lobster! Hurry up, six waiters set up a big plate, which is as big as the table"

Lin Yang pointed to the cross talk table in surprise: "Such a big plate!"

Qin Feng nodded his head and said: "How big a lobster, I saw it, it's amazing, about one count, there are more than 4 lobsters, come on, peel it, oh! This is spicy!..."

As he said that, he began to peel the lobster with both hands, and kept sending it to his mouth while peeling.

"Hahaha"

Laughter burst out again, and the audience was rocked by the series of antics.

Lin Yang opened his eyes wide and was stunned for a second, then quickly reached out and grabbed him:
"Wait a while, don't eat, don't eat, spicy crayfish! There are more than 4 on this plate! You have to eat the big one!"

Qin Feng picked his teeth and said: "He is too big! Just eat this."

After speaking, he continued to peel the lobster with an expression of enjoyment.

The laughter at the scene became louder and louder, wave after wave, deafening.

Lin Yang sighed: "Hey!"

Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed upwards: "I am eating happily, the top is woo-!

Lin Yang's eyes widened in shock: "Is it on?"

Qin Feng said confidently: "This will use me, I said I will go up to fight, you look at the lobster"

Lin Yang knocked on the table with a smile: "Hi! Don't worry about this"

"Hahaha"

The burst of laughter broke out again, and the audience almost went crazy with laughter.

Qin Feng stretched out his finger and pointed:

"Let's agree, don't move if I don't come back, friends belong to friends, don't be upset because of this, don't eat if I don't come back... (Henan accent) why don't you worry about me! You go your way, I will give it to you." you look at"

After speaking, he spread his arms and climbed on the lobster.

The scene suddenly burst into laughter.

Lin Yang let out a long sigh: "Hey! This is the strength to protect the food!"

Qin Feng raised his hand: "Lie down and don't move, wait for me to come back, go up and have a look, oh--! There are quite a few terrorists, some with guns, rifles, bullets, and slingshots , what should I do?"

Lin Yang raised his hand and pointed: "You have practiced!"

Qin Feng wiped the Tang suit on his body, and said with a mournful face: "The problem is that I didn't bring anything with me! When I got on the plane, I fell down, what should I do? If this head flies up, it will be opened at that time."

Lin Yang nodded: "I need to find protection."

Qin Feng looked down: "Look down, there is a German helmet on the ground"

Lin Yang: "Oh!"

Qin Feng stretched out his hand and patted his head: "Hey! It's easy to do with this steel helmet. It has a small edge and a big shell. It's okay. If you buckle it on your head, you won't be able to die if you hit it with a bullet."

Lin Yang nodded: "Yes!"

Qin Feng smiled and clapped his hands: "I'm so happy. My girlfriend gave me a round mouth. I'm full! I will sleep in the self-study. What's so beautiful about you?"

Lin Yang laughed and pointed at Qin Feng: "It's daydreamwalking!"

The cross talk is over!

The two took two steps back with a smile, bowed deeply to the audience together, then turned and walked backstage.

"Hahaha"

The burst of laughter sounded again behind them.

"clap clap"

"Good! Great!"

The applause and applause swept through the entire studio hall like a tsunami.

It was the same situation in front of the TV, people laughed and gave them the loudest applause.

Qin Feng's grandfather's house.

Everyone in the family stood up and applauded excitedly.

“Brother said it was great!”

"I'm dying of laughter, I've never heard such a funny cross talk!"

"This cross talk will definitely become a classic of the Spring Festival Gala!"

"Good! The performance is perfect, you can go home for the New Year"

……

At the same time, the grandpa's house was full of applause and praise.

Liu Yan's family stood in the living room, applauding enthusiastically, praising without stopping for a moment.

Liu Yan was still laughing: "Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter! Seeing that the cross talk is so funny, I don't care about making fun of me."

Liu Yan's mother sighed with emotion: "It's really a perfect Spring Festival Gala debut!"

Liu Yan's father nodded: "After the Spring Festival Gala, Qin Feng and Lin Yang will definitely become more popular!"

……

The same scene was happening at Lin Yang's house, Cong Shan's house, and every teacher, classmate, and friend's home.

Everyone was applauding Qin Feng and Lin Yang's wonderful performance.

Weibo, circle of friends, forums, websites, and CCTV live broadcast platform are already extremely hot at this time!

Not many people on the Internet paid attention to the next program, and everyone's focus was on Qin Feng's cross talk.

"This is the funniest Spring Festival Gala cross talk I've ever seen, it can make people laugh like crazy!"

"Hahaha, what a daydream!"

"These two are really good!"

"My buddies are laughing and twitching, this is called cross talk!"

"Cool! It's so cool! In these ten minutes, my buddies laughed more than in a year"

……

The backstage entrance of the No. [-] studio.

"yeah--!"

As soon as they were out of sight of the audience, Qin Feng and Lin Yang clapped excitedly to celebrate.

"Fatty Lin, your performance is perfect and you've made great progress! Look at me with admiration!"

Lin Yang really played at a super level, not only didn't make any mistakes, but also dealt with the temporarily added content very decently, without a trace of it.

"That's right! This cross talk buddy has put in a lot of work! He's reciting lyrics even in sleep, can it be perfect?"

Lin Yangzhi replied proudly.

"Okay! With this spirit, you, Fatty Lin, will definitely be able to stand out in the cross talk world!"

"Now this buddy is satisfied, I don't dare to ask for anything more!"

"Okay! You're just someone who gets rich and has no future!"

"Don't worry about whether I'm promising or not, you first think about how to pass the test of the director's team! The director's team will never forgive you for adding scenes without authorization.

I figured it out, it's impossible for you to honestly and honestly say even once, without adding drama!Luckily my buddy was well prepared, so he didn't get into trouble. Anyone else would be stunned today"

"My buddies have never bothered to do it according to the script. It would be more interesting to add some material. When I wrote cross talk, I had already thought of these jokes and burdens, and it was natural and easy to use.

It was only due to consideration of the performance time that I reluctantly gave up at the beginning. Just now when the time allowed for the performance, my buddies joined in, so that the cross talk will be more complete."

"That's right, with these contents, cross talk is indeed more funny"

"Okay, back to the dressing room! That's where the celebration is"

After finishing speaking, the two stepped into the backstage. Behind them, in the center of the stage, the host was already smiling and began to introduce the next program.

……

"Perfect performance, congratulations!"

"Dude, the show was great"

"It's on fire! You are absolutely on fire all over the country!"

……

As soon as the two entered the backstage, they immediately received a flood of praise and countless smiling faces.

Many people are still immersed in the joy brought by the cross talk, still laughing.

"Everyone likes it, as long as everyone likes it, we are very honored"

Qin Feng and Lin Yang walked towards the dressing room politely with many cast members.

Someone stood in front of them, and it was Director Wei, the director of the language program.

It can be seen that Director Wei wanted to be serious, but the smile on his face couldn't be suppressed no matter what.

"Qin Feng, Lin Yang, the show was very successful, congratulations"

"This is thanks to the director team for giving us the opportunity. Without your approval, we would not have the current results, thank you!"

After speaking, Qin Feng and Lin Yang bowed deeply to Director Wei.

A gleam of relief flashed in Director Wei's eyes, he performed well!Be able to hold yourself and not be carried away by success!
"You're welcome, this is our job, and it should be done. Your current success is due to your excellent works and excellent performances."

"You are too flattering, we still have a lot of shortcomings, I hope you can correct me"

Qin Feng smiled and said politely, Lin Yang was also smiling, his fat face flushed with happiness!
"Although the performance was very successful and perfect, I still have to criticize you for one thing"

have to!Here it comes!

Qin Feng had already expected this turning point, so he must have come here to add jokes without authorization.

"You criticize, we listen"

The two looked like they were listening attentively, and their attitudes were very correct.

Director Wei glanced at them admiringly, and then said:
"Presumably you all know what I'm going to say, that is, you added content without authorization, and this kind of thing will never be allowed to happen again in the future!
This time, you controlled well, so nothing happened. If you don’t control well, the whole party arrangement will be disrupted. All program times are calculated accurately, and there is no room for any mistakes, so I want to warn you, understand? "

"Understood, Director Wei"

The two answered in unison.

Qin Feng heard another layer of meaning from the words, and then asked in surprise:
"Director Wei, according to you, do we still have the chance to perform on stage again?"

Hearing this, Lin Yang also looked at Director Wei with surprise, expecting the best answer.

Director Wei didn't hide anything, and said directly:
"Your performance this time was very successful, the audience at the scene and in front of the TV liked it very much, the laughter and applause said everything.

Moreover, the ratings of the temporary sample survey are also very good. If nothing else, you should have a place in the Lantern Festival Gala! "

"Yeah! That's great!"

Qin Feng and Lin Yang immediately started cheering and celebrating.

"Snapped!"

Another loud high five.

"Director Wei, this is really a huge surprise, thank you, thank you to everyone in the director team for giving us this opportunity"

Director Wei smiled and continued:
"Don't be too happy, the Lantern Festival party is not long, you have to prepare a new cross talk as soon as possible, and you have to participate in the review, if you fail the review, the opportunity will pass you by.

Your cross talk is very good, and the Lantern Festival can’t be bad, no matter what, it has to be about the same level, are you sure? "

Qin Feng smiled confidently.

"Don't worry, you may not be able to do anything else. When it comes to cross talk and singing, I have my hands full. Some of them are high-quality goods. The cross talk that will be produced by then will definitely not be worse than "Xizheng Meng""

"Okay! Then we will wait for your new cross talk. By the way, don't rush to remove your makeup. At the end of the party, some cast and crew will go on stage to say goodbye to the audience"

"Okay! You can do it! It will definitely surprise you"

“Go celebrate your success! See you soon!”

"Director Wei, walk slowly"

Director Wei turned around and left, Qin Feng and Lin Yang immediately began to celebrate.

The rest of the cast and crew looked at them enviously.

Qin Feng and the others are probably the first actors from the director team to make a promise to perform on the Lantern Festival. As long as their new cross talk is not too bad, it is basically a certainty that they will appear on the Lantern Festival Gala!

After some celebration, Qin Feng and Lin Yang continued to walk towards the dressing room.

The footsteps of the two became very brisk, and they were about to fly!

"Do you have any new jokes?"

Lin Yang was still a little worried, after all, good jokes are hard to come by.

"Just don't worry! When did you ever worry about cross talk jokes and songs, just wait, and new jokes will be sent to you soon, just memorize them!"

Qin Feng replied confidently.

"Great, we have plenty of time this time, let's take the time to think about it, and the Lantern Festival will shock the people of the whole country again!"

Lin Yang waved his fist excitedly.

The two talked and laughed and walked to the door of the dressing room. At this time, there were four people standing at the door of the dressing room, talking happily.

Seeing Qin Feng and Lin Yang approaching, these people immediately stopped talking and looked at them with smiles, their eyes full of satisfaction and admiration.

"Teacher Gao, Teacher Yu, Sister Fei, Brother Jun, you are all here"

Qin Feng walked forward to greet him with a smile, and Lin Yang followed closely, smiling and bowing.

(End of this chapter)