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Chapter 264
After returning to the backstage to rest for a while, Qin Feng changed into a Tang suit and chatted with Liu Yan on WeChat while waiting for his reappearance to complete the second performance.

Time passed by, and it was noon in a blink of an eye.

The recording of the indoor program is almost done, and it will be over after three or four more.

As for those who need to make up shots, it must be in the afternoon.

At this time, it was time for Qin Feng to appear on the stage again. He put away his mobile phone and began to organize his thoughts and adjust his state.

The door of the dressing room was pushed open, and a staff member walked in.

"Mr. Qin, it's your turn, please wait."

"Ok!"

Qin Feng stood up, picked up the folding fan on the table, followed the staff, walked out of the dressing room, and went straight to the actors' waiting area.

The costumes and props for cross talk this time are all provided by the TV station.

The TV station respected his wishes and did not force him to wear a suit to perform. Instead, he bought a set of Tang suits, prepared a traditional cross talk stage, Xingmu folding fan and so on.

After standing in the waiting area for two or three minutes, the performance on stage ended.

The host stepped onto the stage and began to host and introduce the next program sensationally.

Qin Feng has adjusted his state to the best, with a smile on his face, waiting for the director's order.

In the auditorium, the brothers and sisters became excited again.

"My brother's stand-up comedy will start soon. I wonder if today's part is funny?"

"It must be very hilarious. My brother said a stand-up on the second day of junior high school, which almost killed me laughing."

"Don't worry, which brother's cross talk is not funny? Today is no exception."

"This name sounds a bit strange, why is it like the name of a novel?"

……

The rest of the audience were also discussing in low voices, and everyone was very excited.

Everyone has watched the cross talk between Qin Feng and Lin Yang in the CCTV Spring Festival Gala. They were very impressed with him and liked his cross talk very much.

Seeing the program list today, many people began to look forward to this stand-up comedy, ready to have a good laugh.

Now that Qin Feng is about to appear on stage, everyone is naturally very excited.

"I like language programs, and I finally got to Qin Feng's cross talk"

"The first few sketches of cross talk are really lackluster, meaningless, and they are all old-fashioned. I don't know if Qin Feng can bring some new ideas"

"Cross talk is definitely new. You can tell it just by looking at the name. It has never been mentioned before. You can only know the level by watching it"

"I am looking forward to this cross talk very much. There is nothing to say about Qin Feng's cross talk"

……

Amidst the discussion, the host finished sensationalizing, introduced Qin Feng's program, then turned and walked off the stage.

"Qin Feng, come on stage"

The director's voice came through the earphones.

"Snapped!"

Hearing this, Qin Feng hit the palm of his hand with a fan, then smiled all over his face, and walked towards the cross talk stage in the center of the stage.

"clap clap"

Seeing him appear on the stage, the audience immediately gave warm applause, and everyone's eyes were full of anticipation.

His image brightened the eyes of the audience again, and they all secretly praised him.

Different from the casual shirt and jeans when he sang, this time he was wearing a lake blue Tang suit with a soaring dragon embroidered on it, exuding endless joy and full of the taste of Chinese New Year.

Qin Feng quickly walked to the stage of cross talk, put the folding fan in his hand on the stage, then made a clasping ceremony, and bowed slightly to the audience.

At the same time, he smiled and said loudly:

"Everyone is so appreciative. Today is the Lantern Festival. It's a new year before the first month. I wish you all a happy new year."

"Hahaha"

Laughter burst out, and all the audience was amused by his meme.

Sure enough!It brought joy to everyone before it even started.

While laughing, the audience looked forward to this cross talk even more.

In the main control room backstage, everyone in the director's team burst into laughter when they heard this unique New Year greeting.

Everyone is completely relieved about this cross talk. Qin Feng's condition is really good, he lifts the weight as if it is light, and he is full of confidence that everything is under control.

Amidst the laughter, Qin Feng stood on the left side of the cross talk stage.

After the laughter fell, he smiled again and said:
"Today I'm going to talk about a stand-up comic. As you all know, a stand-up is usually very long. Today is no exception. Due to time constraints, I can't tell the whole story. I'll just take a part of it and share it with you.

As for the rest, I will find time to complete it in the future. The story is fabricated by myself, and the background of the era is the Song Dynasty. Okay, so much gossip, let’s start now! "

Hearing Qin Feng's words, the audience immediately began to discuss.

"Hey! This pole is propped far enough, and it has all gone to Da Song."

"Interesting! Listen to this kid's fiction."

"Okay! It's another pit! This kid has the tendency to become the king of pits!"

"He once said a joke about Wu Dalang, which was also from the Song Dynasty, but it hurt the Japanese. It was extremely hilarious. Today's paragraph may have something to do with that."

"Can't you? I've heard that stand-up part, it's really hilarious, but isn't it a bit inappropriate to perform at the Lantern Festival? The Japanese shouldn't be in a hurry with him!"

"What the hell do the Japanese think! As long as we Chinese are happy, besides, when has this kid ever cared about the feelings of the Japanese and Koreans? He doesn't scold so much!"

"Hahaha, I love to hear this, listen carefully, this is the beginning"

……

"Snapped!"

The crisp wake-up sound sounded.

Everyone's eyes were instantly attracted to Qin Feng, and the discussions and laughter in the audience stopped.

on the stage.

With a smile on his face, Qin Feng recited a passage of poem:

"The general was born with courage and courage, with autumn waters and wild goose feathers on his waist, the wind blows the drums, the mountains and rivers move, the lightning flashes the flags, the sun and the moon are high, there is a kind of unicorn in the sky, how can the ants in the cave escape, and wait until the day of return in peace, I will be released from the general jersey"

After reading the introductory poem, Qin Feng picked up the Xingmu and knocked it on the table again, and his momentum suddenly rose!
"it is good!"

The cheers burst out.

Hearing this majestic opening poem, everyone felt proud and dry.

"I believe that many people have heard my stand-up "Wu Dalang Biography". It is the same as today's stand-up history. Although there is some connection between the characters in the story, this part does not involve it. Everyone should listen to it as a separate story."

The audience nodded after listening.

"The person we're talking about today is called Song Jiang Song Gongming, from Yuncheng, Shandong, and this owner is the official clerk of the county government in Yuncheng, and something happened.

What's the matter?Killed his concubine Yan Poxi, sent him to the army, and went to Jiangzhou. On this road, there are bandits in every mountain, and bandits in Tibet!

The world is full of heroes, everyone knows his name, especially the powerful gangsters, the heroes of Liangshan who have been sending people to Jiangzhou City"

"Hey——! It's interesting, the scene is so big! It seems that one or two stories can't be finished, maybe it's another novel"

After listening to this passage, everyone seemed to see a grand, green forest and rivers and lakes of joy and hatred appearing in front of them.

At the same time, thinking of Qin Feng's ability to write novels, almost everyone thought that this might be the plot of his new novel.

On the stage, Qin Feng continued to tell everyone about the heroic "Water Margin".

And he has decided in his heart that after the first part of "Harry Potter" is over, let this classic "Water Margin" reappear in the world, so that people in this world can appreciate the magnificent masterpiece that shines in Chinese history.

"Songjiang Song Sanye brought two messengers, this is Changjie, Zhang Qian and Li Wan, along the way, the two brothers are very happy, why? No matter where you go, if you talk about Song Sanye, you will be robbed , the boat bandits and road tyrants are all counted, and everyone will be paid!

"Third Lord, you take the flowers with you. It takes three years for you to go home. Take the money."

Therefore, countless gold and silver treasures were collected along the way. On this day, three people came to Jiangzhou, which is today's Jiu*jiang in Jiangxi"

The foreshadowing is complete, and the good show is about to begin!

"Then once you enter Jiujiang, take a closer look. This city is not bad! It is much more prosperous than Shandong Road. It is a land of fish and rice, and it is next to the river. The common people don't look panic-stricken, and they all live very well, oh! The city is very livable and very much in line with the criteria of the United Nations Habitat Model Award"

"Hahaha"

The audience laughed heartily.

(End of this chapter)