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Chapter 265

As Qin Feng mouthed lotus flowers on the stage, the scene kept laughing.

Everyone was deeply attracted by the interlocking storyline, and everyone listened attentively, for fear of missing a part of it due to an oversight.

Especially many young viewers, their blood was swelled by the excitement of the rivers and lakes, and they wished they could be in Jiangzhou City by themselves and follow Song Sanye around the world.

The directors in the backstage monitoring room were also addicted to Qin Feng's story, and they all looked at Qin Feng in the monitor with admiration.

What a guy who is good at performing miracles!This wonderful stand-up comedy will definitely detonate the silver screen again.

On the stage, Qin Feng couldn't help laughing when he saw the performance of the audience.

It was completely expected, this book made countless people madly addicted to it in the previous life, even in another world!
We all have the same cultural genes, and every Chinese has a world of love and hatred in their hearts, and "Water Margin" happens to be the novel that best satisfies everyone's heroic dreams.

The obsessive expressions of many young audiences made Qin Feng feel that the old saying was extremely correct:

"Don't read "Water Margin" if you are young, and "Three Kingdoms" if you are old"

……

"Liu Ermazi held back his anger and said, 'It costs 100 taels...', before he finished speaking, the third master said 'um! um! um!', and Liu Ermazi's heart skipped a beat, this is More or less?"

As he said that, Qin Feng frowned, with an expression of difficulty in choosing.

"Hahaha"

Laughter broke out immediately.

Qin Feng clicked his mouth, stretched out his finger and said:

"Thinking about it again, I'm going to run away, don't ask for less! '100 taels to a hundred... 50 taels is fine', I said in my heart that you want to lower the price, let's discuss it later.

The third master is happy, good!good!good!Li Wan and Zhang Qian opened their bags.

He took the bundle, opened it and spread it on the table. The yellow one was gold, and the white one was silver. 'Give yourself a mouthful'

After finishing speaking, Qin Feng had a dejected expression on his face, and his regretful hands trembled.

"Hahaha"

The loud laughter sounded again.

"clap clap"

Applause followed closely.

Qin Feng paused, shook his hands and said loudly regretfully:

"Less less! Look at the trouble, and besides, there is no point!"

The laughter started again.

……

Qin Feng continued:

"The third master settled down in Guanyi. Zhang Qian and Li Wan came to say goodbye to the third master. The third master was very sad. Li Wan and Zhang Qian came out with me all the way here. The mountains are high and the road is far away, and we have suffered a lot.

Now that the two brothers go back, there will be two to thirty days, and people can go home to see their own flesh and blood, so it will take three years for me to go back here, and there are parents and elder brothers at home, what will we do in the future?sad"

"This kid has a good foundation! What he said is well-founded, not simple! Listening to it is enjoyable!"

Secretary Ning was communicating with an old man beside him.

"Yes! The place names, official positions, and social features involved in the story are all in line with the history of the Song Dynasty. Obviously, a lot of effort has been put into it. If this is to be written as a novel, it must be a very good book."

"Old Yu, your evaluation is not low!"

Another leader next to him interjected.

Mr. Yu looked at Qin Feng and nodded appreciatively.

"This kid deserves it, and I am very optimistic about this story being written"

……

Qin Feng naturally didn't know the discussions of the leaders in the audience, he continued to take all the audience to travel in the world of "Water Margin".

"Li Wan and Zhang Qian kowtowed to the third master, stood up and sucked their teeth, 'Third master, we have to go, but we have something on our minds',...'What's the matter? Are you reluctant to part with me?', that's good! This is Three Thatched Houses"

As he said that, he showed a happy expression, and stretched out his hand to point to the side.

"Hahaha"

The audience burst out laughing.

Immediately afterwards, Qin Feng immediately shook his hands vigorously with a smile.

"Third Master, you think too much, because the two of us carry a lot of gold and silver on our backs! You also know that these mountain kings have said that there are some flowers for you to stay in Jiangzhou, and some for our brothers The bounty to bring back.

The third master waved his hand and said, "Take yours away, I don't want it",... Yes, where did we put your bag for you, and we carried ours, but there is one thing, this time, the mountains are high and the road is far away If there are bandits in Tibet in the mountains and bandits in Yuling, we are afraid that we will not be able to get home.

The third master said so, deposit the money with me, and I will bring it back to you in three years,... (with a bitter face) Then we will starve to death, and we will eat with this money, what do you think, the third master? "

With his cadenced narration and the very well-coordinated facial expressions, the scene laughed one after another.

Qin Feng paused, smiled and continued:

"Song Sanye nodded. This matter is simple. I will give you an idea. With my method, the journey will be safe and sound! After saying this, the two left.

The third master's idea was too high. On the way back, the two brothers really came according to this idea. The first stop after leaving Jiangzhou was Mu's village. The two brothers of the Mu family were here, so they went straight to here.

Let me tell you, we have sent Third Master Song to the place, it is safe, there is nothing else, the third master said, let you send someone to send us! "

"Hahaha"

The audience laughed out loud at this approach.

Qin Feng was stunned for a moment, then raised his hand and continued to say:
"The mountain kings in Mujiazhai nodded, 'Give it up!' and sent it to Qingzhou Mansion. When they arrived at Qingzhou Mansion, they told the people here that it has to be sent! Where should I send it? Lijiadaokou, heading to Liangshan.

Going to Liangshan again, you see, our brothers are going back... Liangshan military commander Wu Yong said, "Send it", and sent 300 people, and sent them home directly."

"Hahaha"

The loud laughter burst out again.

"Let's just talk about Third Master Song, who is a stranger in a foreign land! Sitting in the house, I feel uncomfortable. Starting today, I will stay here for three years without any acquaintances or friends. Which one is it?
I was feeling sad, a group of people came in from snoring outside, who was it?The nineteen fellow sufferers in the big thatched house diagonally across the door all came in.

Each of them was disheveled and ragged, and each had an iron chain tied around his neck, and the other end of the iron chain was connected to a wooden stake, one meter long, not light!They all carried wooden stakes.

What are you doing?These are all without money, and those who have no money are assigned to the army. They are afraid that you will suffer if you run away, so they come in with wooden stakes.The third master took a look, heh!What's the matter with the water delivery? "

After speaking, Qin Feng raised his hands on his shoulders and made a posture of carrying a bucket.

"Hahaha"

The audience laughed again.

Co-authored, we had pure water in the Song Dynasty, which is too advanced!
Qin Feng raised his hand and said with a smile:

"Come, come, everyone, please come in!"

Then he nodded humbly again:
"Oh! You are the new Mr. Song, we live across from you, neighbor, we are traveling together, we are all in the army, there are people from anywhere.

Song Sanye is very polite, come, come, sit down quickly.Everyone said it was okay, we all took seats!As he spoke, he unloaded the wooden stake from his shoulders and placed it on the ground."

There was another burst of laughter.

"babble--!"

There was also boos.

Qin Feng smiled and pursed his lips, tidied up the table, and when the booing fell, he immediately picked it up again.

"Put this pier down, each sit one, and pull the iron chain"

While speaking, the movements of Qin Feng's hands are also very vividly coordinated, which looks very funny.

There was continuous laughter at the scene, wave after wave.

"Let's chat for a while! The third master is a person who makes friends. Looking at the expressions on everyone's faces, he said, 'Oh! It seems that the food is not good. We met for the first time today. It's nothing else. Everyone, I have a cup of tea here'.

After taking out five taels of silver, these Huluhulu all knelt down, Third Master, you are a good person!Two of us were muttering in that room just now, I heard that you "Shandong Hu Baoyi, timely rain Song Jiang Song Gongming"

I didn't expect you to be such a good friend!You gave me five taels of silver at this meeting, we have never seen such a sum of money, and we will spend it all tomorrow? ... Song Sanye stretched out his hand and said, come every day! "

"Hahaha"

The laughter grew louder, and the audience became more and more enjoyable.

Qin Feng picked up the fan and patted his palm and explained:
"Why do you come here every day? Think about it, these mountain kings on this road have given you countless money, and you can't spend it! Isn't that making friends? Everyone is very grateful.

Then I sent people out to buy things for the third master, daily necessities, it’s not that I spent money but didn’t spend money, and after a while, everything in the house was completely resettled.”

No wonder it rained in time, indeed generous!The audience all secretly praised Song Jiang.

Qin Feng paused and continued:

"Come to visit, who is it? Liu Ermazi, bought food for the third master outside, and came here with wine, so he is so good with the third master? No!
If people are evil, dogs will not eat them!Whoops!This person surnamed Song is too rich, and he hasn't suffered from that yet, so let's take 150 taels first, and I will still get money from this for a long time, in such a state! "

Hearing this, everyone at the scene was thoughtful. Everyone will encounter some such hypocrites and despicable people in life.

At the same time, everyone admired Qin Feng's meticulous portrayal of human nature.

"The wine and meat are ready, Liu Ermazi said, Third Master, it's time for you to eat... Brother, this cost you money. It doesn't cost money, it's not a problem, it's not a problem.

Let's eat, while eating and chatting, the third master suddenly remembered, put down his chopsticks, "I remembered, I still have a friend here in Jiujiang". ...Do you have friends? ... have a friend!

Okay!Tell me, it's nothing else, we are all friends from the inside to the outside of the six doors of the yamen gate, if your friend has anything to do with this place, we can help you!It doesn't matter, who is your friend?
This person is called 'Dai Zong! ', after finishing these two words, Liu Ermazi disappeared! "

"Hahaha"

The loud laughter broke out again.

(End of this chapter)