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Chapter 266 The Black Whirlwind Appears

After the laughter fell, Qin Feng patted Xingmu, "Crack!", and then said with a smile:

"Why are you missing? Taking the current position as an example, Liu Ermazi's identity is, for example, a boy at the Yamen Gate or the detention center.

What is Dai Zong's identity?Ma Kuai has his head, and takes emergency documents on his behalf. He is at the prison level of the two courts, and to put it simply, he is the deputy director of the Provincial Public Security Department! "

"Hoo-!"

There was an exclamation at the scene.

When Secretary Ning in the front row heard this, he immediately fell into deep thought, wondering if what Qin Feng said was correct.

"Old Yu, is this little guy's analogy correct? We only know a little about the official titles of the Song Dynasty, so we can't make a judgment! You are a master of history, please explain to everyone!"

Mr. Yu looked at Qin Feng on the stand appreciatively, nodded and said:

"The little guy has done his homework very well and is very rigorous! The titles of the official positions in the Song Dynasty and the corresponding department positions in modern times are perfectly matched, and there is nothing wrong with it. Listening to this stand-up comic, everyone can gain a lot of knowledge while having fun, which is very good. !"

"Whoa! That's nice!"

After listening to Mr. Yu's answer, everyone looked at Qin Feng on the stage, and their eyes were also full of appreciation.

The show still goes on.

"My friend's name is Dai Zong, hey! There's no one to look for, just bow your head and lie down!"

As Qin Feng spoke, he pointed to the ground.

"Hahaha"

The audience burst out laughing.

"babble--!"

There was another burst of booing, of course, this was not booing Qin Feng, but booing Liu Ermazi.

"Scared to death! What's going on? Hurry up and shake for a long time, and then get up! I couldn't even say a word, I didn't say a word, trembling all over, leaning on the wall and going out.

how?Terrified!After this, I didn’t dare to show my face anymore, I couldn’t meet people anymore, and I said to myself, 150 taels of silver sold my life!

The third master was still wondering, what's going on?Could it be that my friend is not popular? "

The laughter at the scene was getting louder and louder, and everyone was very happy to hear it.

The scene in front of him made Qin Feng laugh.

It seems that everyone is the same, everyone likes to hear the face-slap plot, which is really cool!

"I didn't talk all night, and when I got up early the next morning, my fellow sufferer came over and fetched water for the third master. If you want to say that the third master is very popular, think about it, carry a wooden block and fetch water for him!"

As Qin Feng said, he gestured to the water delivery worker.

"Hahaha"

Bursts of laughter erupted immediately.

……

"After washing up, the yamen is fine, so the third master came out for a walk, and at the same time he was going to see his friends, after he came out from here, he turned a few streets and came to the yamen of the prefect of Jiujiang.

Standing here and watching, there is an old man standing at the gate of the yamen, how old is an old team leader?There must be a person who is 60 or [-] years old. He is old in qualifications and has little ability, but he is old.

That is to say, even if Dai Zong saw him, he would still have to politely call him Uncle, he is such a character, the old squad leader!Standing here, twirling beard"

According to Qin Feng's description, many people seem to have such an image of an old fried dough stick in front of them, which is too familiar to everyone, and almost every unit has one or two such people.

This description is very close to real life, which makes everyone like this stand-up even more, and listen to it more fascinated.

Qin Feng smiled humbly and gave a fist salute with both hands

"The third master is here. This uncle, I want to ask you for someone. Whom? I want to ask if Dai Zong is around? He's my friend.

oh!Little Dai!Shoot old!You can't say that when you meet, but it's true for people!Xiao Dai went out to Nanchang Mansion to deliver official documents, she should be back today, come back later! ……thank you. ……You're welcome! "

Qin Feng described the scene very vividly in every word, and at the same time, the supplementary body movements also made the story stronger and more watchable.

The audience listened to his vivid language description, and then watched his vivid and humorous body movements, everyone felt as if they were on the scene.

And his explanation of Pai Lao also made all adults smile knowingly, what a genius!The analysis of human nature is too thorough!What a young man!
"Third Master dialed this and wondered where am I going? I saw a teahouse not far ahead, so why not go to where I can drink some tea, have some snacks, chat and chat, and I will come back at noon.

The third master was very thoughtful, and when he came to the teahouse, he was about to step in when he heard a voice in his ear, 'Kick!pedal!pedal! ', a group of people behind shouted, 'Don't run!Come back soon! '"

As soon as Mr. Song turned his head, a group of people came from this side. The one at the head was a big man, 25 and six years old. This big man is about 1.8 meters five and above "

It seems that another important person is about to appear on the stage, but I don't know who this person is?

Qin Feng compares his hands with you, and said loudly with his eyes wide open:

"A bright black face, two eyebrows called cinnabar sea cucumber eyebrows, what is cinnabar sea cucumber? Sea cucumbers know that they grow when they are tied together, and they have thorns after they grow out.

The cinnabar is red, as soon as you touch the cinnabar and stick it on your forehead, you want to go!those eyebrows!With sideburns and beards, and a bloody mouth, this hair is tied in a bun, and a hairpin is pinned to it, and he is dressed in black.

"Hey——! Hahaha, can this person still watch? Isn't he just a monster!"

Hearing this incomparably vivid description, the audience let out a scream, and then couldn't help laughing out loud.

The story is getting more and more interesting!

Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed outward.

"Running from that side to this side, with his hands covering his arms, his clothes were bulging, as if there was something there, and he laughed 'ha~ha~ha' while running, like a thunderbolt in the mid-air !
Followed by about twenty people, some in their thirties, some in their forties, all men, naked, covered with sheets"

As he said that, Qin Feng shyly made a vivid gesture of wrapping the bed sheet.

"Hahaha"

There was a loud laugh.

Qin Feng paused, wiped his face and continued:

"If you want to say, one or two can be naked, dozens of people are naked! Surrounded by sheets and quilts, they put the back and shouted, 'Don't go! Come back soon!'

This person is not someone else, but a well-known hero in the world, 'Black Whirlwind' Li Kui, is he from here?No, he is originally from Yizhou, Shandong, and lives with his mother."

This nickname is too vivid!I don't know how Qin Feng came up with it?

When the audience heard Li Kui's nickname and thought of Qin Feng's description just now, a murderous, seven-foot-high black man suddenly appeared in everyone's minds!
Qin Feng's voice paused, and immediately picked up:

"Li Kui has a pure and filial nature, and is very kind to the old lady. Once, someone became hypocritical with the old lady. The neighbor at the door, an old man, scolded the old lady.

He was really in a hurry, he went to the back, jumped up and punched someone in the head with a 'bang', when the man turned his head, Li Kui was startled, he had no head!Once you smash it in, you only have to look back."

"Hahaha" the audience burst into laughter.

"babble--!"

Huge boos ensue.

Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed:
"Bang Chi was thrown here, dead! There was a homicide case, and just like that, Li Kui ran out. Where did he go? He came here.

He originally wanted to go to Song Jiang, but he was afraid of hurting Song Jiang, so he ran to Jiangzhou to join Dai Zong. Dai Zong didn't know him, but seeing that he was also a hero, he settled him down and became a prisoner. Prison head.

Li Kui doesn't want to be the prison boss!So when he was introduced, he always said 'I am a little old man', no matter who he is with, he is 'my son, my son', but he is afraid of Dai Zong. If Dai Zong is not around these two days, he will go wild! "

have to!Another one who disregarded human life and absconded in fear of crime!

Secretary Ning, who was sitting in the front row, couldn't help rolling his eyes angrily.

Cooperating with your kid, this single mouth doesn't take human life seriously at all!Fortunately, this is a cross talk, if it is realistic, it would be fine!

Contrary to Secretary Ning's idea, many young audiences at the scene were already excited to hear another hero appear on the stage, but they just don't know how Li Kui will perform next!
(End of this chapter)