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Chapter 267 Gambling is Bad
On the stage, Qin Feng continued to speak with emotion.

"Then what happened to the gang chasing him? Hey! There is a man here called Zhao Da Neng Nai. When he was young, there were seven dissatisfied and eight dissatisfied. Later, he opened a casino.

Li Kui likes this, but there is one thing, he doesn't know how to count!Good at gambling, not counting!You said it was great!It cannot be solved technically! "

As Qin Feng spoke, he pursed his lips and shook his hands helplessly.

"Hahaha"

Laughter immediately sounded.

Qin Feng himself also laughed twice, and then said with a straight face:

"Li Kui goes there every day, and when he enters the door, he scolds the street, and when he enters the door, he says that you are an idiot. Everyone is very helpless. Now when he just entered the door, he said that you are an idiot!"

The audience burst into laughter.

This great hero is a complete bastard!How can there be someone like him who calls him cheating before he even plays!

Qin Feng raised his hand with a bitter face:

"It's like this every day, just hit the door! Play ping-pong on May [-]th, put the money in your pocket, wipe your head and leave!"

Following Qin Feng's vivid description, Li Kui's unreasonable image and style seemed to appear in front of the audience, and everyone laughed at him.

The younger brothers and sisters in the back row of the auditorium laughed so hard that their noses were filled with snot.

"This story is so good, I must let my brother finish it when I go home"

"That's right, it's even more exciting than those martial arts novels now, brother, it's better to write it into a book"

"I like Li Kui! I have never seen such an interesting person"

"Hehehe, isn't this a bastard!"

……

There are still many such comments in the auditorium.

Everyone has been deeply attracted by the flesh-and-blood, affectionate and righteous characters in this stand-up comic, and even listened to it a little bit too much to stop.

on the stage.

Qin Feng continued to perform.

"It happened every day, and then everyone looked for it. After searching and searching, they found Dai Zong. Dai Zong said, why are you doing this? Li Kui replied, I'm trying to persuade them that gambling is not good!"

"Hahaha"

The audience went crazy with laughter in an instant.

Are you persuading people?You're clearly grabbing it, okay?
Qin Feng continued dumbfoundingly:
"Dai Zong said, gambling is not good, you just look like robbery? Zhao Da Neng was so angry because of this that he lay down for half a year, the business was closed, and he quit! One day, I quit this business! "

The laughter became louder and louder, and the audience was so teased by Li Kui that they were also aggrieved by Zhao Daneng.

"Qin Feng, it's almost time, it's time to finish!"

Listening back to the director's breathless voice from the earphones.

Qin Feng nodded his head lightly, indicating that he heard it.

It really should be over, the estimated time has been exceeded, but fortunately there are post-editing, it should be able to control within the scheduled time.

However, Qin Feng did not end abruptly, but continued to perform at his own pace.

"Zhao Da Neng was so angry that he just woke up recently. A dozen or twenty friends came to visit us and said they are not doing anything right now? ... Why are you doing anything! Won't Li Kui tell us that gambling is not good! "

When he said this, Qin Feng's face was as bitter as if he had eaten Coptis chinensis, expressing Zhao Da Neng's misery to the fullest!
The laughter burst out immediately, and the audience laughed.

"it is good!"

The sound of applause followed closely, and there were also many boos at the same time.

"Come on! Let's chat, but you think, that brother is good at this, saying that there are no outsiders today, let's play by ourselves, if there are things at home, I take them out and start playing at home.

The more you play, the happier you are. At the beginning, I didn't dare to say anything. When I started playing, Zhao Da Neng said, don't make any noise. We will suffer when Uncle Li comes later!
You want to!Have fun playing, everyone, you can call me as well.What a coincidence!Li Kui passed by the door and heard it, - no matter how you teach him, you can't do it! "

"Hahaha"

The audience went completely crazy with laughter.

These people are going to be unlucky again!Li Kui will definitely rob them again.

Qin Feng smiled helplessly, and continued:
"When I went up, I pushed the door. The door was locked. When I turned around, there was a hole in the wall. He was really stunned. He took a few steps back, stepped forward, jumped up, stepped on the hole, and turned up. Whirlwind legs, come in!

These people were playing in the house, when they turned around, a black cloud came down from the courtyard, and Li Kui came in as soon as he opened the door, shouting loudly, gambling is not good! "

The studio completely exploded, and everyone burst into tears with laughter.

Li Kui is so funny!Never seen anything like this!
The directors in the monitoring room were also laughing like hell, and had already forgotten about the performance time.

Qin Feng grimaced, pursed his lips, and continued:

"These people in the room are all stupid. Zhao Da Neng said, look, this is a big mess! Yes, we made a mistake, we changed it....No! It's too late, they all took off! They all took off!"

The laughter grew louder and deafening.

"What kind of criminal law are you talking about? Why are you taking off your clothes when you are gambling?... Take off all of them! Li Kui asked everyone to take off their clothes.

He gathered up the clothes, tied them together with a rope, tied them up, and went out and threw them into the room.Erfan entered the house, collected all the money on the table into his arms, wiped his head and ran away.

Everyone said this is not okay!Let's chase after him, the one holding the bed sheet and the one wearing the quilt followed Li Kui and chased him out. That's how we met Song Jiang on the cross street."

Everyone at the scene was already laughing so hard that many people kept patting their thighs or the armrests of tables and chairs.

Li Kui is really wicked!Not only rob others, but also force them to run naked.

"These guys were chasing very close. When Li Kui turned around, he didn't leave. What are you doing? Do you still want to bully others?"

As he said that, Qin Feng began to shake his head with a bitter face.

There was bursts of bursts of laughter, and the audience was almost exhausted from laughing.

Too strong and unreasonable, it's completely robber logic!
Qin Feng said with a mournful face:
"These people are really crying! Where are you going to reason! Don't be like this, sir, we will play by ourselves at home. Li Kui said, no one can do it, you know! Everyone is equal before the law!"

"Hahaha"

The sound of laughter suddenly increased several degrees, and the roof of the studio was almost blown off.

"Pfft!"

Secretary Ning and Secretary Lu burst into laughter in an instant, and they looked at Qin Feng helplessly while laughing.

You bastard!Do you explain 'everyone is equal before the law' in this way?
"Hey! He ran forward, and this group of people chased after him. The third master looked puzzled, and it was fun, so he followed behind. After walking a few steps, he came to the gate of the Yamen of Jiujiang Mansion.

Just now the old team leader was standing with his beard stroking. Zhao Da Neng called this old man his godfather. It was because of this relationship that he was able to start the game at the beginning. Later, he didn't expect that the backer of Jiedao was even bigger! "

The audience laughed louder and louder, and everyone enjoyed listening to it so much that they didn't realize that a lot of time had passed.

Time to wrap up!

Qin Feng looked at the happy atmosphere at the scene and was very satisfied in his heart. He smiled and threw out the last breaking point.

"So it doesn't work anymore, but I met you here today, so let's talk about it anyway! Zhao Da Neng waved to the old team leader, godfather, come here quickly.

The old man is here, what's the matter?Zhao Da Neng pointed to the sheets on his body, look!We here...Ah!You are all so hot! "

There was another burst of laughter.

Is this hot!
Qin Feng continued:

"No, Zhao Daneng pointed at Li Kui, it's him! Tell me, just now he went to the house and we were playing by ourselves at home, but he also robbed us.

Why!The old boss made a gesture and sighed, raised his hand and pointed outwards and said, Xiao Dai!He was disobedient, I told him to get rid of him, but Xiao Dai never listened!
Here we come, this...!Pointing at Li Kui with his finger, Li Kui 'slapped' his mouth!The old man turned around three times, the corners of his mouth were bleeding, he covered his face with his hands, weeping, and pointed at Zhao Da Neng with his hand, gambling is not good! "

After speaking, Qin Feng took a step back with a smile, then bowed to the audience, turned around and walked off the stage.

Behind him, there was a deafening roar of laughter, and the audience almost collapsed from laughing.

At this time, seeing Qin Feng bowing and leaving the stage on the stage, everyone understood that this climaxing and soul-stirring stand-up comedy was finished, and to listen to the rest, they had to wait for Qin Feng to fill in the hole later.

Although I only listened to a paragraph, everyone was extremely satisfied. This stand-up was really joyful, and the content was very attractive. I don’t know how many times better than the previous sketches and cross talks.

So before Qin Feng stepped off the stage, the audience began to release their enthusiasm.

"clap clap"

Along with the laughter, applause erupted like mountains and seas, sweeping the entire studio in an instant.

“Good! Awesome“

"sounds amazing!"

The sound of applause and applause also resounded through the sky.

Listening to the voice coming from his ear, Qin Feng only felt that his whole body was transparent and extremely comfortable.

Today the audience enjoyed listening to it, and what he said was also very enjoyable. At the same time, his determination to write "Water Margin" became more firm in his heart.

Such a magnificent masterpiece should be displayed in front of all Chinese people, so that every Chinese can see what the most perfect "green forest" looks like.

Although he was very excited to hear the applause and applause, he did not turn around and take another curtain call. After all, this is a recording of the party, not a stage performance.

Amid the enthusiastic and deafening applause, Qin Feng walked into the backstage with a bright smile.

The performance in front of the people in my hometown has been successfully completed. This is another stage that I have conquered!
(End of this chapter)