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Chapter 286

Seeing that Qin Feng was ready, Zhang Ling nodded with a smile, pointed to the temporary cross talk stage and said:

"Qin Feng, you stand there in the past, I am communicating with the director, the live broadcast will start soon"

Then she continued to communicate with the live broadcast room, leaving Qin Feng aside temporarily.

Qin Feng could only act like a pissed off daughter-in-law, walked to the shooting location and stood still, waiting for the live broadcast to start.

This is the fate of being caught!Sorry!

"Pfft"

Seeing his obedient appearance, Lin Yang couldn't help laughing, there is still someone who can cure you boy!

Soon, Zhang Ling finished communicating, walked up to Qin Feng with a microphone, and was about to start the live broadcast.

The cameras and lights are ready, and many cast and crew have lowered their voices in coordination.

"Three, two, one"

As Zhang Ling's countdown ends, the live broadcast begins!
……

Grandpa Liu Yan's house.

As soon as the TV screen changed, the camera cut from the CCTV live room to the backstage of No. [-] studio, and Qin Feng and Zhang Ling appeared in front of everyone.

"here we go!"

Liu Yan shouted excitedly.

There are many people in other places who are as excited as she is, and everyone is watching TV with great interest, waiting for the beginning of a joyful journey.

……

CCTV background
Zhang Ling took the microphone and started the interview.

"Hello Qin Feng, welcome to the CCTV Lantern Festival special program "Lantern Festival on the [-]th day of the first lunar month", and say hello to the TV audience"

Qin Feng cupped his fists and arched towards the camera, smiled and said loudly:

"Everyone, I'm Qin Feng. I wish you New Year's greetings at the backstage of the Lantern Festival. Happy New Year! Today is the Lantern Festival. In order to meet the occasion, I will send you a couplet. The first couplet is: Three Thousand Realms of the Sky and the Moon, and the second couplet is: People Drunk Spring Breeze Twelfth Floor, I wish everyone a happy Lantern Festival!"

"Good! Good couplet!"

When this couplet was read out, there were countless cheers in front of the TV.

"Atmospheric! As expected of my grandson"

Grandpa Qin Feng also applauded loudly at home, and his father also nodded frequently, with endless pride in his eyes. This couplet is really brilliant, and it also gives the family a face!
“Another masterpiece, this little guy always surprises”

Mr. Wu, who was gathering with some calligrapher friends at home, said with a smile.

"There is such a wonderful couplet for the occasion, let's not be idle, let's use this little guy's light to add some joy to this beautiful Lantern Festival"

When Mr. Fan heard such a wonderful couplet, his hands were itchy.

"Old Fan is right, let's move."

"OK"

Several calligraphers suddenly became interested and began to splash ink.

……

Qin Feng's voice fell, and Zhang Ling next to him continued:

"It's really a unique blessing. Okay, the greetings are over, shouldn't it be time to talk about cross talk? I think many audiences in front of the TV can't wait, Qin Feng, are you ready?"

Qin Feng nodded and smiled and replied:

"Ready, ready to start"

Zhang Ling faced the camera and said excitedly:

"Everyone, this is "Lantern Festival on the Fifteenth Day of the First Lunar New Year". Please enjoy the stand-up comedy "Journey to the West" brought by the young comedian Qin Feng"

After the introduction, she quickly withdrew from the camera, and the camera locked on to Qin Feng standing behind the cross talk stage.

After adjusting his breathing and organizing his thoughts, Qin Feng picked up the Xingmu on the table and tapped it lightly.

"Snapped!"

A crisp voice sounded.

Everyone understands that another hilarious journey begins now!

……

The place was quiet.

Qin Feng looked at the camera and smiled and said:

"On New Year's Eve, we talked about Tang Seng accepting Zhu Bajie. After accepting the second apprentice, the master and apprentice continued to move forward, and we reached the Liusha River.

As soon as I arrived at Liusha River, I met Drifting Monk. Everyone knows Drifting Monk. He looks very fierce, with red beard and red eyebrows, curly hair, and nine skeletons on his chest.

The human head and skeleton were tied with a rope, hung on the body, and the coil was very bright.Tang Seng was startled, pointed at Drifting Monk and said, is this the stubborn owner of Liusha River? "

"Hahaha"

There was loud laughter at the scene and in front of the TV.

The people in front of the TV who were coiling walnuts and kneading their hands were stunned immediately when they heard this, and after a short pause, they also started laughing crazily.

The co-authoring of our game is not up to the mark at all, the sand monks are all skeletons!So personal!

"babble--!"

The laughter was accompanied by loud hisses.

Of course it's not booing Qin Feng, but cheering for him!
This cross talk is so good, it won a lot of applause from the very beginning!

The audience at the scene and in front of the TV are now full of expectations for this cross talk.

The laughter fell slightly, Qin Feng shook his hand and said:

"No one else took it seriously, but Tang Seng stood here in a daze. Why? Who are these nine skeletons? It's Tang Seng! As we said earlier, Jin Chanzi died nine times in the lower realm. These nine skeletons are His first nine lives.

He has this Buddha's fate, after reincarnation, he is still dedicated to goodness, he went to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures, and when he came to Liusha River, he met this man, and he didn't eat, he came and went, and ate Tang Seng.

After eating, throw the human head into the water. It is lighter than a goose feather and floats on the water without sinking. The Buddha-nature is too great!He just picked it up, and he had nothing to play with, very happy! "

He said while doing hand toy movements.

"Hahaha"

The loud laughter broke out again, and the audience was amused.

And those who played with the text looked at the gadgets in their hands, and then looked at Qin Feng on TV, all with dumbfounding expressions on their faces.

This kid got into a fight with us today!

What they expected was right, Qin Feng continued to make fun of them.

"Another one will come in a few days, and it's still Tang Seng. I must learn the scriptures, and I will succeed! When I came here, Drifting saw it. Hello! Come here.

Eat it, throw your head after eating, and don't go down again!Fish it up, there are two of them, and put them in your hands, have you ever seen walnuts, just put them like that"

While speaking, his left hand was still figuratively making hand gestures.

"Hahaha"

The laughter grew louder.

Some owners of the walnut plate in front of the TV smiled angrily and put down the walnuts in their hands, temporarily losing interest in the plate.

Thinking of skeletons, everyone can't help but feel creepy, some walnuts really look alike!

On the TV, Qin Feng made nine gestures and said:

"Anyway, let's connect them together. In his nine lives, he has put together nine heads, stringed them together, and hung them around his neck. He was very happy and kept coiling them. It was only the tenth time that he met Tang Seng of this generation.

Some people say this is unreasonable, how can you be so careless?In fact, the route designed by Buddha is to go out of Chang'an, Wuxing Mountain, Yingshoujian, Gaolaozhuang, Liusha River,

Tang Seng didn't recognize it!When you come out of Chang'an, you will rush to Liusha River. It's the same every time. When you go out, you will be fooled. It's the same!Dead for nine lifetimes! "

"Hahaha"

All the audience at the scene and in front of the TV were completely blown up, and people laughed like crazy.

Weibo, forums, and the CCTV live webpage, as well as various circles of friends, all exploded at this time.

"Oh! I laughed so hard, Tang Seng is too careless!"

"I've never seen such nonsense! How did you think of this? What a weirdo!"

"It's the same when you go out, Dangdang! Classic! It's so classic!"

"I love this stand-up comedy, it's so much fun!"

"Hahaha, buddy is going to the hospital again today!"

……

Qin Feng followed with a smile, and then continued:
"Only in the tenth life did I recognize the Tao. I took Monkey King and Zhu Bajie with me. Then I arrived at the Liusha River. I saw this monster on the bank. Tang Seng came down. Hello, you look familiar! Are you hungry?"

"Hahaha"

Laughter broke out again.

"The co-author Tang Seng is delivering meals to Monk Sha!"

“This Journey to the West is interesting“

……

"We talked and introduced each other, and only then did we know that we were kneeling on the ground to pay homage to our master, and we all got together to learn Buddhist scriptures from the west! Tang Sanzang sat on the horse, this time it was all right, Monk Sha picked and picked.

Monk Sha is not easy either. Rolling the curtain in the sky and making soybean paste is actually the job of the property management. It sounds nice to be called a general. If you want to do the job of rolling the curtain, anyone can do it!

After finally descending to the mortal world, he is still a coolie, and he is not needed to fight goblins, I think he is stupid!I picked a box every day, but I don't know what's in the box, so I can't use it! "

Laughter broke out again, and after a few words, some people who had a low point of laughter already burst into tears.

"I can't stand this stuff! Drifting monks have been ruined into a piece of trash."

"The misinterpretation of a masterpiece is really No.1 in history! There is no one before, and no one to come after"

"It sounds good, it's so enjoyable!"

"I just like the cross talk of this guy, it's so awesome!"

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(End of this chapter)