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Chapter 287 The Hilarious Version of the Eight Immortals

"Hahaha"

Another burst of laughter rang out.

After the laughter subsided, Qin Feng continued to seriously distort this famous book.

"My "Journey to the West" is different from what everyone sees. Where does my story start? It must start from the sky, and everything must have a head."

Isn't it different! How has "Journey to the West" been distorted by you?If Tang Seng and his disciples are so sneaky, what sutras are there to learn from!I died laughing on the road!
Countless people at the scene and in front of the TV were complaining, and everyone had completely convinced him of his crooked skills.

Qin Feng didn't pause, he still spoke happily.

"In the Lingxiao Palace in the sky, all the gods and gods are here. What day? The Saibao Fair! Anyone who reads the novels of gods and demons knows that these are often held in the Lingxiao Palace, such as the Tongming Conference and the Peach Fair. Anyway, if you find something wrong, you will have a party .

Today is the Saibaohui, and the gods from the heaven and the earth have arrived. If you have any treasures here, let's compete and see who can stand up to it!Take the opportunity to have a meal! "

The laughter kept ringing.

Hearing this paragraph, many people can't help but think of their daily life, isn't it just like this state!

It's okay to find an excuse to get together with three or five friends, eat and drink, and talk about it, so nourishing!
Do the gods live the same life as us, or do we live as comfortably as the gods?
"Oh! All the gods from the sky and the earth are here. The Jade Emperor is sitting in the middle, rolling up the beaded curtain, and there is more than one general rolling the curtain. The Jade Emperor is very happy. Come on, whoever has a treasure, let's take a look. Let's take a look. Let's see who is the most powerful!
Eight immortals came out from the left side, great immortals, everyone knows, Brother Lu Dongbin came out, Jade Emperor, look at us.

Let me talk about Lu Dongbin first, with two swords on his back, Jade Emperor, my two swords are very powerful... What's the matter with this sword?
I am a male and female sword, and these two swords will never be separated.Jade Emperor nodded, how to show? ...I'll show you a sword (cheesy), okay?The Jade Emperor said, there are too many people, forget it! "

Qin Feng picked up the fan on the table and twirled a sword flower. The movement was very chic, but the lines were extremely funny.

"Hahaha"

The burst of laughter came out again.

Sister Fei and Han Ru, who were standing at the periphery of the crowd, were shaking with laughter and wiping away tears.

"This kid is too mischievous, I must be laughed to death by him today"

There was crazy laughter and complaints in front of the TV and on the Internet.

"Even the Eight Immortals won't let go of this product, it's too bad!"

"Playing cheap, playing swords, he can really think of it"

"I've never seen such a lowly person, my belly almost exploded from laughter"

"Look, none of the Eight Immortals can escape! This guy must be ruined!"

"Hahaha, it's so fun! It's such a good laugh!"

……

On the stage, Qin Feng pointed out with a fan.

"That Han Zhongli next to him has a big belly and a big fan in his hand. The cattail fan, Jade Emperor, my fan is a treasure. ... What good is it?
It can be used in winter as well as in summer! ...Then you come to see me in summer first. ……okay!With a wave of the hand, a watermelon came out, and I fanned it, hey——!I sell watermelons.

The Jade Emperor nodded, oh, it's summer, isn't it winter fan skewers? ...yes, both hot and cold are fine. ...oh, good stuff!nice one! "

At the same time as Qin Feng said, he also opened the fan in his hand, fanning it back and forth non-stop, completely describing Han Zhongli as a street vendor.

There was another burst of laughter.

"This kid is too capable of ruining the gods! There is no hope!"

"I'm dying of laughter, the co-author of Han Zhongli sells skewers!"

"I think Qin Feng is suitable for selling skewers. His actions are too professional!"

……

On the stage, Qin Feng continued to tease everyone.

"Lan Caihe, is that basket of yours a treasure?... Jade Emperor, this basket of mine can hold the heaven and the earth, and this thing has infinite magic tricks!... What magic tricks are there?
Listen, Jade Emperor, take this basket with one lift, and rely on it to pick up coal cinders, carry water and split firewood, and be the leader inside and out. ... The Jade Emperor has stood up, and the children of the poor have long been in charge! "

"Hahaha"

The scene and in front of the TV completely exploded.

Many actors laughed so hard that they couldn't stand up, squatting on the ground and bursting out laughing, their hands slapping the ground non-stop.

The audience in front of the TV was even more laughing. Everyone either fell on the sofa or sat on the floor, laughing so hard that they burst into tears.

Qin Feng's grandfather's house.

The younger siblings lay on the sofa laughing like hell.

"My brother is so funny, how can this be a fairy! Isn't he a beggar on the street?"

"It's really pitiful for Lan Cai to get along with each other!"

Several adults in the family also laughed and wiped their tears.

"Xiao Feng is so funny, it can make people laugh like crazy"

"This bastard really has no taboos, he dares to say anything!"

……

On the temporary stage, Qin Feng looked at the cast and crew who were laughing madly, and he felt very beautiful in his heart.

"Guys, there are even more funny things in the future, which will definitely make you laugh so hard!"

After the laughter fell slightly, Qin Feng immediately raised his hand and said:
"Zhang Guolao, what did you get?... Jade Emperor, you have to try this from me, the donkey meat is on fire!"

"Hahaha"

The laughter that had just subsided a little bit immediately burst out again, louder than before.

Co-author Zhang Guolao killed the donkey and cooked it as donkey meat!Would he still be Zhang Guolao without the donkey?

Qin Feng didn't pause on the stage, he opened his eyes wide and asked in surprise:

"Where's the donkey?... Zhang Guolao pointed out, and he was swearing outside!"

As he said that, Qin Feng gave a thumbs up and pointed backwards, the action was very vivid.

"Plop, plop,..."

The sound of falling to the ground kept ringing at the scene and in front of the TV. It was because everyone was so exhausted from laughing that they fell to the ground.

These people sat on the ground, still laughing wildly.

This is not only the case for the on-site cast and crew and the audience in front of the TV, but also for the director team of the party and the host and staff of the "Lantern Festival on the [-]th day of the first lunar month" program team.

The two hosts had burst into tears with laughter, their makeup was already worn out, and it was difficult to broadcast live for a while.

……

Qin Feng continued to hurt the gods on TV.

"Tieguai Li, what kind of treasure are you?...Jade Emperor, my treasure is this crutch....What is the benefit of this crutch?
Let me tell you that, the Jade Emperor, throwing away my crutches, I walk like flying, and I am limping on the pillar! ... The Jade Emperor nodded, it's amazing!Is this a waste? "

After speaking, Qin Feng looked at the camera suspiciously.

"Hahaha"

The audience could hardly laugh out loud, they were panting heavily, their faces were flushed, but they still couldn't stop wanting to laugh crazily.

Throw away the crutches and walk like flying, and you will be lame on the pole!Killing me!Isn't Tieguai Li short-sighted?
Qin Feng pointed again:
"Uncle Cao, what treasure do you have?...Uncle Cao Guo said, Jade Emperor, I have a strong yin and yang board. You see, this is a big board, and this is a small board. As soon as Cao Guoshu said that, he played an allegro. This is a god who engages in literary and artistic propaganda.”

Another burst of maniacal laughter.

This product is not let go!

"Where is He Xiangu? He Xiangu took a lotus leaf, don't look at it, it will always be green all year round.... Xiangu, what kind of treasure is your lotus leaf?
Jade Emperor, after cooking the porridge, he took the porridge down and put it on the ground, put the lotus leaf on it, and the porridge would turn green when it was cold. ... The Jade Emperor nodded, must put some sugar?Lotus leaf porridge! "

Laughter broke out again, so loud that it almost knocked off the roof of the backstage.

While everyone was laughing, they were crazily complaining.

"You are so hurtful, even He Xiangu will not let you go, a fairy has become a housewife in your mouth, accept it!"

On the stage, Qin Feng nodded in admiration and continued to babble:
"The Eight Immortals are really amazing! All the gods applauded, so good, so good!"

"clap clap"

There was thunderous applause at the scene.

Everyone laughed and applauded Qin Feng frantically. This passage is so interesting that it can make people laugh to death.

There was also continuous applause in front of the TV.

"babble--!"

Along with applause and laughter, boos were deafening.

Of course, this is a compliment to Qin Feng's performance.

(End of this chapter)