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Chapter 288 Completely Laughing Crazy

The hilarity continued.

The audience at the scene and in front of the TV was already out of breath with laughter, and Qin Feng's Weibo and circle of friends were even hotter.

"It's so enjoyable to listen to this stand-up!"

"I'm completely convinced by Qin Feng, what you say with one mouth is better than the counterpart"

"This is the first paragraph, there will be more tonight, I guess my buddy will die laughing today!"

"I'm so funny, "Journey to the West" can still say that, open your eyes!"

……

In addition to laughter, there are also people who don't like Qin Feng and can't laugh even if they want to.

This includes many people in the cross talk circle in Beijing.

In the backstage of CCTV are some comedians headed by Gu Weimin and Yang Wenshan, and in front of the TV are the leaders of the Association of Crosstalk Artists and many members of the association.

Looking at the magnificent Qin Feng, each of them felt burning pain on their faces.

Especially the hilarious laughter that echoed in their ears was like a slap in the face, making them feel ashamed.

The so-called restrictions on Qin Feng's cross talk by the Crosstalk Artists Association have now become a joke in the quyi circle, and they are ashamed to mention it.

Several leaders of the association were watching TV at this time, their eyes were burning, and they were also full of helplessness.

They are completely out of luck with Qin Feng!Not even smearing!
All this was because of the song in the Spring Festival Gala. When they saw that the main theme of the finale was Qin Feng's work, they already realized that something was wrong!

Qin Feng may not be able to suppress it!
This bad idea became a reality directly after the Spring Festival holiday.

Under the auspices of the Propaganda Department of the Central Committee of the Communist Party of China, "My Motherland and Me" quickly spread throughout the country, and many local TV shows began to perform this song.

During this period of time, Peng Yugang and the Symphony Orchestra of the Conservatory of Music became the busiest people in the entertainment industry. They flew all over the country to catch performances, fully cooperating with the propaganda tasks of the Propaganda Department of the Central Committee of the Communist Party of China.

As the first songwriter of "My Motherland and Me", Qin Feng must not be discredited at this stage!
Naturally, the Crosstalk Artists Association did not dare to touch this bad luck, otherwise it would definitely lead to beatings from the police, and even a warning from the Propaganda Department of the Central Committee of the Communist Party of China.

As for the association coming forward to coordinate with the local TV stations, and asking them to cooperate in restricting Qin Feng, it's even more like a dream!The Crosstalk Artists Association didn't mention it at all, they wished that those four restrictive measures had never been released.

Now they can only helplessly watch Qin Feng show off and slap the association in the face, without any countermeasures.

……

Qin Feng didn't care about Gu Weimin's malicious eyes at all, and even enjoyed the feeling that his opponent had nothing to do with him.

He glanced at the several crosstalk actors on the periphery, and continued to speak with a smile.

"Another one came next to him, Wuzhuang Guanzhen Yuanzi, the Great Immortal Zhenyuan! Have fun, hahahaha, Jade Emperor, I don't have any magic weapon, I brought you a few ginseng fruits, this is considered a treasure!
Thirty will be produced in 1 years, and ten will be dedicated to Buddha Tathagata. The number of good brothers will be divided, and there will be ten left, five for you, and five for me.

The Jade Emperor placed it on the table, five ginseng fruits, ah!nice one!nice one!As soon as Zhen Yuanzi turned his head, come, share those carts of ginseng fruit with everyone."

"Hahaha"

The laughter started again.

It turned out that the Jade Emperor was a fool!Believe anything others say.

Qin Feng waved with a sad face.

"The Jade Emperor said, when you come back, there will be thirty in 1 years! What's the matter with the several cars? Zhenyuan Daxian said, Jade Emperor, you eat yours. Yours is different from theirs. Theirs is a genetically modified product." "

There was another burst of laughter.

"Oh! I'm dying of laughter, Tianting also eats genetically modified fruits!"

"My buddies are laughing like crazy! They are so good at nonsense! Even genetically modified people came out."

"Imagination has no limits! I admire it!"

"Hahaha, whoever accepts this evildoer quickly, or I will die!"

……

Qin Feng laughed twice, then raised his hand and pointed outward.

"Another fairy came out here, dressed in white, with big long eyebrows, holding a purple gold bowl in his hand, Jade Emperor, look at my treasure... What are you holding?
Purple gold bowl. ...what's the use? ...It can hold millions of soldiers, as well as vegetables, rice, and soup. ...So have you pretended to be a million soldiers? ……No. ……Why!Sit down and eat, the food will be served later"

With Qin Feng's long sigh, the scene and in front of the TV were completely bursting with laughter, and everyone laughed until tears flowed.

This fairy is a beggar!
……

Qin Feng looked at the cross talk stage in front of him, nodded with his hand with a happy face and said:

"Great! Five ginseng fruits, give to the Queen Mother, I will eat three, no, I have to give her three, and I have two. Just as I was talking, one stood up here.

Beitian Xuanwu Emperor, Jade Emperor, I am nothing special, look at my thing, take out a small flag, triangular, pure black, my baby is called Zaoqi.

The Jade Emperor asked, what is the use? ... The flag is opened, covering the sky and the sun! ……Yeah?Try it! .This one waved the flag, and the Lingxiao Palace was completely dark. ... Whoops!Really good baby!
The Jade Emperor is very happy, good thing, quickly accept the supernatural powers!After a flash, the flag came back again, and the Jade Emperor was overjoyed, ouch, that's great! ——Where is my ginseng fruit?Who stole my ginseng fruit? "

Qin Feng began to look around the table after speaking.

"Hahaha"

The sound of laughter burst out, resounding through the sky.

The audience was dying of laughter.

Countless people wiped their tears and laughed wildly while patting their thighs.

"Hahaha, what kind of god is he! How come there are even thieves?"

"Oh, I am so laughable, I am a complete idiot when I co-author Jade Emperor."

"Heavenly Court is so much fun, let's work together to cheat the Jade Emperor!"

"Could it be the god who took the bowl? Isn't he just asking for a job!"

……

Qin Feng searched around, returned to the microphone, and spread his hands helplessly.

"Hey! There are all kinds of gods in the Lingxiao Palace, and the Jade Emperor is no different! We can only continue, and that god has a treasure to present, let's watch together.

A man came over from that corner, with red face, red hair and beard, the little god sees His Majesty.There are too many gods, people can't come here, I don't know this Jade Emperor, Aiqing, are you?

The lower realm of the water source, the Dragon King of the Vast Sea!There are four dragon kings in the dragon king. There are dragon kings in the rivers, lakes and streams. The smallest one is Jinglong King, who is in charge of the little water in the well. Where is this one in front of you?Middle East Arab Region"

"Hahaha"

Another burst of laughter.

Is there any water there?Be the dragon king there!
Qin Feng smiled and continued.

"They are also drawing lots. This wave of graduates have all graduated. You can choose the little dragon kings. The key is that you can't read at school, so take whatever you want.

Everyone said, this is for you, where are you from?You are from Poyang Lake, where are you from?You are from Haihe.Anyway, that's it, one for each.

He also has it, he can’t read, but he knows that it’s good to have three points of water, and the water source is abundant, so he took a desert! "

"Hahaha"

The audience burst out laughing.

Really know how to choose!This dragon king is too careless!

After the laughter subsided, Qin Feng continued to take everyone on a tour of his "Journey to the West"

Qin Feng stretched out three fingers and said helplessly:
"Others may not have so many three points of water. They may not have three or five characters. It is great to have one. His two characters have three points of water. The desert, the Arab region of the Middle East, and the vast sea of ​​​​[-] miles!

When I take office there, I can hardly cry anymore!Then wait?Digging a hole in the ground, holding a parasol, sitting every day, the Dragon King of the Vast Sea!The Jade Emperor almost burst into tears when he heard it, it was so touching, this habit, going back into the water, is enough to choke! "

There was constant laughter at the scene and in front of the TV, and the louder it turned out, everyone was so amused by the poor Hanhai Dragon King that they nearly collapsed from laughter.

Qin Feng also laughed twice, and continued talking.

"The Jade Emperor asked, you have come all the way here, do you have any treasures to show? ... I can't compare with them, they all have crystal palaces, I can only dig sand later, I can cool off, dig the sand and dig out a lot of treasures." Come on baby, um! I dig out a lamp"

As he said that, Qin Feng drew the shape of a lamp with his hands.

"Hahaha"

The audience burst into laughter.

Everyone almost understood what he was going to say, and everyone laughed until they burst into tears.

Qin Feng continued to gesture on the stage and said:

"It's a big lamp with a long mouth. I don't know why I use it. I wanted to drink water. When I rubbed the lamp cover, a fairy came out from inside. It's a big monster! He is very powerful and can meet the requirements.

The Jade Emperor said, try it. ……Why!As soon as the Dragon King of the Han Sea rubbed the cover, a puff of blue smoke came out from inside, and a big blue goblin came out, a big fat man, the youngest big man!Standing on the lamp cover, looking at the Jade Emperor.

The Jade Emperor is happy, okay!Very powerful ah!If you can satisfy people's wishes, you can change a house for me.The blue goblin is in tears, Jade Emperor, if I want a room, can I live in the lamp? "

"Hahaha"

The audience laughed like crazy.

"Plop, plop,..."

The dull sound of falling to the ground sounded almost everywhere, and countless people fell from their seats laughing, and then sat on the floor laughing wildly.

"babble--!"

Deafening boos followed.

Regardless of the backstage of CCTV or in front of the TV, everyone booed and cheered for Qin Feng's wonderful performance.

(End of this chapter)