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Chapter 296 Let's start laughing
Auditorium waiting area.

The two hosts are stringing together words on stage, Qin Feng and Lin Yang have adjusted their emotions and are ready to appear on stage at any time.

"Fatty Lin, it's the same as before, if I add more ingredients and you can't react, then use a false word, and I will pull it back soon."

Qin Feng reminded Lin Yang.

"Don't worry, buddy is already prepared"

"That's good, after this talk, we can have a good rest for a few days!"

"Yeah, buddies are going home tomorrow, why are you going?"

"Tomorrow Liu Yan will go back to BJ, I will pick her up, buddy's happy time is here"

"Beasts! A typical example of forgetting one's duty at the sight of sex"

"Get out, don't you also hope that Cong Shan will come back soon!"

"Her old lady won't let her go!"

The two were chatting happily when Director Guan's voice came from the earphones again.

"The string of words is over soon, ready to play"

The two stopped talking immediately and went over the costumes one last time.

"I believe that many viewers still remember the Spring Festival Gala cross talk "A Dream of the West". The performers are young cross talk actors Qin Feng and Lin Yang. They also participated in the Lantern Festival Gala. I ask them to bring me a new cross talk."

Hearing Ye Zishen's introduction, Qin Feng immediately put a smile on his face.

"Let's go! Let's play, it's time for us buddies!"

Following his low cry, he and Lin Yang strode onto the stage one after the other.

"clap clap"

As soon as they appeared in front of the audience, the scene immediately burst into thunderous applause.

The hilarious moment is here!

……

in front of the TV.

Many people were also applauding for them, and some audience members even had smiles on their faces. These two are so funny!People want to laugh when they see it.

Especially Qin Feng, it is even more laughable than his life!
While everyone was applauding, they were discussing excitedly.

"It's time for these two boys again, just watch, they will definitely drive people crazy!"

"Hahaha, I just want to laugh when I see Qin Feng!"

"I really enjoyed laughing today. After CCTV is over, there is Shaanxi Satellite TV. Qin Feng still has a stand-up episode."

"Hey! It seems that my buddy really went to the hospital today."

"Isn't it! I didn't expect that laughing would be a burden!"

……

Grandpa's house.

The younger brother cheered: "Finally it's my brother's debut, just wait for him!"

The younger sister also danced and danced: "Hahaha, brother is so handsome! Look at how fat Lin Yang is, and he doesn't know how to lose weight!"

The aunt smiled and nodded: "Xiaofeng is getting more and more energetic! He is also more calm!"

Mom agreed: "It's not the first time for him to appear on the stage, he should have practiced."

Dad gave a rare speech: "It seems that this kid really likes the stage! He is full of glory as soon as he goes on stage."

The rest of the family nodded in agreement.

……

It was the same situation at Grandpa Liu Yan's house.

The little ones cheered and cheered, while Liu Yan stared at the TV screen, unwilling to look away for a moment, her eyes were full of love.

Although the two of them made video calls every day, she still couldn't get enough of this face.

Especially Qin Feng's high-spirited and extremely confident appearance made her love madly.

Liu Yan's parents looked at Qin Feng on TV, and their eyes were full of admiration. They couldn't be more satisfied with this future son-in-law!
The old couple were even a little worried that Qin Feng would become more and more popular, and their daughter couldn't hold it!I'm also worried about the many crazy bees and butterflies in the entertainment industry and other places poaching corners.

There is no shortage of beauties in the entertainment industry, and these beauties are all unrestrained and enthusiastic. If they are violent, ordinary people will really be overwhelmed!Baobuqi this kid was hooked away by others.

At this moment, they can't wait to arrest Qin Feng directly and let him and Liu Yan register immediately!So as not to cause further complications!

……

Qin Feng's circle of friends is extremely lively, and the circle of friends in college is extremely hot.

Hao Jun: "These two guys are so popular, they will appear again and again during the Spring Festival Gala and the Lantern Festival! I'm so envious of my buddies."

Liu Fei: "Dude, watching TV feels like a dream. Is this our classmate? Why are you so awesome!"

Cong Shan: "Everyone, get ready to laugh, Lin Yang said this cross talk is very funny!"

Ye Xiaotong: "Cong Shan, let your Fatty Lin lose weight, his image is not good!"

Cong Shan: "Hehehe, I will supervise him to lose weight when he returns to school"

Li Wanhua: "It's started, everyone, let's laugh!"

……

on the stage.

Amid the applause, Qin Feng and Lin Yang walked to the cross talk stage with a smile and stood up.

At the same time, a cross talk message was played on the TV screen.

"I want to travel"

Author: Qin Feng
Performers: Qin Feng, Lin Yang.

Seeing the name of the cross talk, all the audience wanted to laugh a little.

Everyone thought of Qin Feng's previous cross talks, "You have to toss" and "You have to be elegant". Obviously this is the same spoof cross talk today.

After the two stood still, they immediately made a fist hug salute to all the audience.

"Papapa" was another burst of warm applause.

Qin Feng took half a step closer to the microphone and said with a smile:

"Lantern Festival, why is it called Yuanxiao?"

Lin Yang continued, "Tell me about it."

Qin Feng nodded with a smile: "Let me explain to you, the first month is the yuan, and the night is the night, why do you have to celebrate the fifteenth day of the first month?"

Lin Yang questioned: "Yes?"

Qin Feng pointed his fingers and said with a smile: "This is the first full moon night after the Spring Festival. The folks say that this is a small year, and this New Year's greetings are considered old years. I hope everyone will be happy in their old age."

Lin Yang opened his mouth wide and laughed in surprise: "Hahaha, ah!"

"clap clap"

There was another round of applause and laughter at the scene.

Qin Feng smiled and continued: "Just kidding, after the New Year's greetings, it's time to talk about cross talk. We both know each other, but we still have new friends, so we still have to introduce them.

My name is Qin Feng, and this is my partner Lin Yang, two sophomores from BJ Technology and Business University, and two primary school students in the Chinese cross talk circle."

Lin Yang smiled and nodded: "That's right."

"clap clap"

There was another round of applause.

Hearing Qin Feng's introduction, Principal Li immediately felt refreshed in front of the TV.

Is there a better ad than this?

The two boys are really good!Sensible and discerning!At this time, I did not forget to promote the school!

Everyone in the cross talk world hates it so much that their teeth itch. Is there an elementary school student like you?He is almost becoming the master of cross talk!Can't be messed with!

Qin Feng put the table back and said with a smile: "Thank you for giving me the applause alone."

Lin Yang stretched out his hand in surprise and stopped him: "Two people performing, give you one person's applause?"

There was a burst of laughter at the scene.

Qin Feng turned his head and looked at Lin Yang: "The next shoot is for you."

"clap clap"

Immediately there was another round of applause, louder, obviously the audience was hating Qin Feng.

Lin Yang happily clasped his fists and bowed to the audience to express his gratitude.

Qin Feng rushed again: "Thank you again for your applause."

Lin Yang shook his head and said with a smile: "Too competitive!"

Qin Feng looked at the audience and said: "Hearing such warm applause, you can understand that everyone loves to listen to cross talk, like cross talk, and if you don't like it, you won't be so enthusiastic."

Lin Yang nodded: "Of course!"

Qin Feng pressed his chest: "Cross talk does not dare to say that it is a high-level education, but at least it persuades people to be kind and teach people to learn well. I like this art form very much. I like singing and dancing. I love it, because I am A man of culture."

Lin Yang smiled and shook his head: "You are welcome, cultural person?"

Qin Feng nodded proudly: "Yes, you can play with words and ink, write calligraphy, draw pictures, do arithmetic, astronomy and geography, divination and astrology, you can do it!"

Lin Yang said in surprise: "There's a lot of research!"

"clap clap"

The audience didn't know why, and gave him applause one after another.

In front of the TV, Qin Feng's classmates and friends all rolled their eyes and laughed, you are so embarrassed to put these on yourself, it's too shameless!

Can you see people with that stinky handwriting?I am also ashamed to say that I can write and draw!

Qin Feng continued to blow complacently: "Well, I have (learned) before, love painting, study at home, plum, orchid, bamboo and chrysanthemum, landscape figures, I like a great painter of the Song Dynasty the most"

Lin Yang asked, "Who is it?"

Qin Feng pointed at the table with his finger: "Zhang Zeduan is so famous, the one he painted is called "A Picture of Going to the Tomb during the Qingming Festival". He described the happy scene of these people, widows, going to the grave to cry and mourning during the Qingming Festival in the Song Dynasty."

Lin Yang was dumbfounded, and after a while, he raised his hand and pointed out: "Oh, what! What are you looking at? What about "The Little Widow Going to the Grave"? "A Picture of Shanghe on Qingming Festival"!"

"Hahaha"

There was a burst of laughter at the scene and in front of the TV.

Okay!You kid doesn't even let go of famous paintings through the ages, so you have to take them out and make nonsense!

The happy scene of mourning!Is that happy?
It's hopeless!

(End of this chapter)