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Chapter 297 The Crazy and Hilarious Journey

in front of the TV.

"Hahaha"

Mr. Wu and his fellow calligraphers and painters couldn't stop laughing, but at the same time they were a little dumbfounded.

This brat really dares to talk nonsense!Anything can be used to make fun of it, even national treasures are not spared, there is really no cure!

Grandpa's house.

Grandpa and Dad looked at each other, both dumbfounded.

This bastard!

……

The performance on stage continued.

Qin Feng said in surprise: "What do you want to go to the monk on the Qingming Festival?"

Lin Yang sighed and said with a smile: "Hey! Did the robbery monk go?"

There was another laughter.

Qin Fengtai pointed forward: "Shanghe Picture, draw it, follow others' example."

Lin Yang nodded: "This is called copying!"

Qin Feng was doing the painting action: "Really, we can't see it. It is stored in the Forbidden City. Let's buy the picture, look at it, and follow the picture. After the picture is finished, it will be old, yellow and burnt. Give it to your friends to hang In the house, cultivate your sentiments!"

Lin Yang nodded: "Hey!"

Qin Feng continued: "He took it back and hung it up, and he came to me after a while, why did he buy it back and feel ashamed in the rainy room?"

Lin Yang stared wide-eyed and said, "You pee like old people!"

"Hahaha"

There was a burst of laughter, and people burst out laughing instantly.

"It's so wicked! How could you come up with this trick?"

"Hahaha, pissing old! I'm so disgusted"

"Two people who have no taboos! Dare to say anything!"

"It's so funny, it's interesting!"

……

Several directors in the main control room looked at each other helplessly.

This bastard really can't control it, how long has it been since it started!I started to add words without authorization!

Several calligraphers and painters laughed and felt even more helpless, okay!You kid even knows how to pee and be old!
……

The performance continued with laughter.

Qin Feng looked complacent: "Promote the quintessence of the country!"

Lin Yang raised his chin and pouted at him: "Where is the essence of Chinese culture?"

Qin Feng continued to show off: "For me, I have a wide range of hobbies. I don't understand astronomy, geography, divination and astrology. Hey! One day I will study some science or something, and it is possible for me to build a spaceship. "

Lin Yang's eyeballs almost popped out of shock: "You build a spaceship yourself?"

Qin Feng nodded: "Buy some white iron, Dangdang, smash it"

Lin Yang couldn't help but laugh and said, "You should use the chimney!"

"Hahaha" the audience chuckled
Qin Feng stretched out his hand and gestured for the shape of the spaceship: "Spaceship, shuttle in the space-time tunnel, put the ship in the space-time tunnel, sit down, close the door, and insert the latch inside"

Lin Yang was surprised and said: "En! Is there a pin?"

The laughter grew louder.

Qin Feng made a posture of riding a motorcycle: "Turn the key, give it oil, get it, shuttle in the space-time tunnel, the telephone poles on both sides, swish, swish, just love this!"

Lin Yang said loudly angrily: "Aren't you traveling in a space-time tunnel, are you driving a motorcycle in this dark alley?"

"Hahaha"

The roar of laughter burst out instantly.

Everyone laughed and couldn't stop.

Just this, you have the nerve to call it a spaceship!Too thick-skinned!

Qin Feng said proudly: "Study science, tell you that you don't understand this. Computers, I was the first to use computers. I am different from others. Others have poor computers. I like it very much."

Lin Yang was surprised: "This is high technology!"

Qin Feng stretched out two index fingers and tapped up and down: "I'm typing on it."

Lin Yang pouted at him angrily: "You are a dulcimer, not a computer"

Qin Feng played the one-finger meditation again, the action was very humorous and vivid.

"Hahaha"

There was a lot of laughter.

This is how you use your computer!
Qin Feng raised his hands to his mouth, his ten fingers kept moving: "typing"

Lin Yang followed suit and gestured: "Why, are you knocking edamame?"

The laughter started again.

Qin Feng smiled: "Qinqi, calligraphy and painting, I have nothing to do to listen to music, watch blockbuster movies, cultivate my sentiments, go out and play."

Lin Yang explained: "That's tourism"

Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed outward: "Shan Nan Hai Bei is my favorite, great rivers and mountains, I go out, I travel, I love this the most"

Lin Yang smiled and nodded: "Okay! Where did you go?"

Qin Feng stretched out his hand and pointed outward: "I have been everywhere, I love to go both at home and abroad, and I have gone everywhere in China"

Lin Yang: "Yes, where did you go?"

Qin Feng said with a smile: "Hangzhou, there is heaven above, Suzhou and Hangzhou below, beautiful women come out of Hangzhou"

Lin Yang nodded: "Yes, yes, yes."

Qin Feng continued: "Shengfang"

Lin Yang asked in surprise, "Shengfang?"

Qin Feng looked excited: "There is a place near Bazhou, Hebei Province called Shengfang, and Shengfang produces beauties and crabs."

"Hahaha"

The audience burst into laughter, this kid went out to see beautiful women.

Lin Yang shook his head and sighed: "Hi!"

Qin Feng pursed his lips and said: "Hu*nan, Hunan beauty is the best in the world"

Lin Yang raised his hand and pointed outward and asked angrily: "No, you have nothing else to do when you go out?"

"Hahaha"

The laughter at the scene and in front of the TV is getting louder and louder.

Liu Yan was also smiling, but her teeth were clenching, okay!I understand it quite clearly, it seems that we should have a good talk tomorrow!
Qin Feng blinked his eyes and swallowed his saliva: "Cultivate sentiment, I've gone everywhere, don't let anyone stop me, mountains and seas, south of Yunnan"

Lin Yang nodded and praised: "Yunnan is good!"

Hearing this, Liu Yan's eyes lit up immediately, she wouldn't say me, that must be a bad word, but she was a little excited, looking forward to the follow-up.

The rest of the people who knew the relationship between the two also thought of this at this time, and they all waited for the next article.

Qin Feng stretched out his hand and wiped it in front of him: "The scenery is beautiful, with the characteristics of ethnic minorities, good! Walking on the street is refreshing."

Lin Yang gave a thumbs up and praised: "The scenery is beautiful"

Qin Feng swung his arms and started humming: "Dangdang Dangdang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang (soundtrack of Zhu Bajie carrying his wife on the back of Journey to the West)..."

"Hahaha"

The burst of laughter suddenly sounded, and the audience laughed like crazy.

How did he think of it?It's so weird!

Liu Yan laughed so hard that she threw herself on the sofa, beating the sofa frantically, and the rest of the family also burst into tears with laughter.

Lin Yang was dumbfounded, and he was stunned for two seconds before quickly reaching out to stop Qin Feng: "What music is this, it's okay, it's okay, stop singing!"

Qin Feng continued to hum happily, and the audience seemed to boo, and began to beat his rhythm.

For a while, Qin Feng hummed Zhu Bajie's song of reciprocating his daughter-in-law on the stage, and the audience in the audience clapped their hands in unison, very happy!
Lin Yang persuaded: "Stop, stop"

Qin Feng continued until he finished humming the last line, and then he made a pause gesture, stopped, and the neat beat of the scene also stopped at the same time.

Lin Yang smiled and let out a long sigh: "Oh!"

"clap clap"

Suddenly the applause sounded like thunder, and everyone had fun.

Qin Feng smiled and looked at the audience, then turned to look at Lin Yang.

Lin Yang said with a smile: "This music is really familiar. Let me tell you, there are scenes in "Journey to the West", but running around the streets will not work for Zhu Bajie!"

"Hahaha"

There was another roar of laughter.

Everyone was crazy about it, and the discussion on the Internet was in full swing.

"The brain hole is too big! How did you think of this song?"

"Hahaha, I laughed so hard, I really know how to play!"

"This kid really sings like that, but it's too funny to put it here"

"It would be fun if Lin Yang sang this passage, and the image is similar!"

……

On the stage, Qin Feng frowned and said: "I think the locals are sometimes very careless!"

Lin Yang asked in surprise, "What's the matter?"

Qin Feng made a gesture of splashing water: "splash people with water"

Lin Yang explained: "Hi! Songkran Festival"

Qin Feng gesticulated his body with his hands: "Wow! I'm wet all over, I opened my mouth and cursed at the street"

Lin Yang sighed: "Hey! You are so unqualified. It is a blessing to you to be splashed on you at the Songkran Festival."

Qin Feng stared at his eyes and asked: "Bless with boiling water?"

"Hahaha"

Another burst of crazy laughter.

"clap clap"

Enthusiastic applause followed.

Lin Yang raised his hand and pointed with a smile: "This is the local people who want to eat braised pork."

Qin Feng stepped forward with a smile and pushed Lin Yang's shoulder.

"Hahaha"

The laughter grew louder and deafening.

Co-authored by the people of Yunnan*nan who regard Qin Feng as Zhu Bajie.

Liu Yan was laughing like crazy in front of the TV, and her parents were also wiping tears beside her.

(End of this chapter)