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Chapter 299 Reselling Mummies

Qin Feng counted the places he traveled on the stage.

In every country and every scenic spot, he can find out the unique and unimaginable slots, and make complaints crazily
With his extremely funny lines, the studio was full of laughter, and the TV was also bursting with laughter.

The ratings continued to soar, and soon surpassed the record for ratings of the Lantern Festival Gala created by "Selling Kidnaps".

Every second since then, "I want to travel" is creating a new record of its own.

The backstage main control room roared with cheers, and everyone in the director's team looked at the new record, almost going crazy with joy.

Although it is only a temporary sampling statistics, not a complete count, but based on past experience, the difference between this data and the actual ratings is very small, completely negligible.

So the ratings data that the directors see now is the latest ratings record for the Lantern Festival Gala!

……

On stage, the performance continues.

Qin Feng and Lin Yang naturally had no way of knowing the madness of the director group of the evening party in the main control room. At this time, they had fully integrated into the joyful atmosphere of the scene, and their performances became more and more devoted and exquisite.

Laughing loudly, Qin Feng talked about the next destination.
He turned around and asked Lin Yang, "Have you ever been to Egypt?"

Lin Yang shook his head: "I have never been to Egypt"

Qin Feng turned to the audience: "Egypt is an ancient country, and there is a special product there, mummies"

Lin Yang was startled: "Mummy, local product?"

Qin Feng rolled up the roll with his hand: "The dead man wraps a cloth, puts it there, and kills him!"

Lin Yang emphasized: "Pharaoh!"

Qin Feng pointed out with a smile: "I'm going to bring one back and send it to Panjiayuan. I'll make a fortune!"

"Hahaha"

Shocking laughter burst out at the scene.

Carry a mummy and sell it at Panjiayuan!You really want to come out!The vendors who didn't set up stalls for Panjiayuan were scared crazy!

Lin Yang continued with a smile: "Why are you so busy doing business?"

Qin Feng continued with a smile: "How wonderful this is, can I steal one?"

Lin Yang smiled and shook his hands: "No, there are so many people!"

There was a lot of laughter at the scene.

Qin Feng was surprised and said: "This is too high-tech, it's still counting at night, 66, here!"

Lin Yang's eyes widened in shock: "Here!"

Qin Feng continued to count with a smile: "67, to! 68, 68"

The audience in the audience shouted in unison: "Here!..."

Shouts came and went, deafening.

"Hahaha"

Immediately after the number was reported, there was a burst of violent laughter.

The audience went crazy!One by one was happy to lean forward and back together.

Qin Feng laughed and pointed to the audience: "You are here including 69 and [-]!"

The laughter became louder and louder, and the ceiling of the studio was almost blown off.

In front of the TV and on the Internet, it was completely boiling.

"Qin Feng has completely uttered cross talk! Can he still interact with the audience like this?"

"The atmosphere at the scene is really awesome!"

"Only he can create such a scene, no one else has seen it!"

"Hahaha, it's so fun! I also want to go to the scene to listen to his cross talk"

……

Grandpa's house.

There was laughter.

The younger brother laughed and shouted: "71! To"

My sister also came to join in the fun: "72! To"

The aunt laughed and patted them both: "Hahaha, don't mess around with your brother!"

Uncle also laughed and said: "This Xiaofeng is too troublesome, why did you think of this?"

My mother was already laughing so hard that she couldn't speak, she was wiping away her tears, and my father, grandpa, and grandma were also laughing out loud.

The small home is full of laughter!

……

Not everyone is happy, and there are some mixed feelings in front of the TV.

Many mainstream cross talk actors were extremely envious when they saw this happy scene on TV. When will I have such a popular performance scene!
Although they are at odds with Qin Feng at the moment, each of them has to admit that Qin Feng is indeed a cross talk genius!
Needless to say, his outstanding and unparalleled creative ability, his unrestrained control of the scene is beyond the reach of other cross talk actors!
Many actors get nervous unconsciously when they stand on the stage. They only have their own lines in their minds, and they don't care about other things at all, let alone interacting with the audience easily.

Even some actors were so nervous that they forgot their words, which caused the performance to fail and had to be played back.

Only those veteran actors who are very experienced can deal with it more freely.

But if they want to let them talk and laugh like Qin Feng, and perform at their fingertips, they obviously can't do it, so they can only envy them!
……

Amidst the laughter, the performance continued.

Lin Yang smiled and shook his hand: "I've never heard of it!"

Qin Feng turned his head and glanced at Lin Yang, and said with a smile: "Anyway, I made two, and I will lose two there. Are you and your girlfriend idle?"

Lin Yang asked in surprise, "Why?"

Qin Feng rolled his hands again and said with a smile: "I'll wrap white cloths on you and your girlfriend, and lie down there. I'll sell the money and come back to pick you up."

"Hahaha"

The burst of laughter immediately broke out again, and everyone laughed until they burst into tears.

How did you come up with this idea?There is a hole in the brain!
Cong Shan was dumbfounded, she stared blankly at the TV screen, why did she get involved with me again?Qin Feng, you are too bad, too damaged!

Although surprised, Cong Shan also found it very funny, the smile on her face couldn't be concealed, and she was about to burst out laughing.

The other college students were already laughing like hell at this time, and they were mourning Lin Yang and Cong Shan in their hearts. It seems that Qin Feng is going to make fun of them today!

Lin Yang asked angrily, "What if you can't sell it?"

Qin Feng smiled and spread his hands: "Look, Egypt is not losing money anyway."

Lin Yang rolled his eyes and pushed Qin Feng: "Don't look at it, the two of us will die!"

"Hahaha"

The burst of laughter exploded again, and the audience at the scene and in front of the TV were completely laughing like crazy.

The college circle of friends was instantly filled with laughter and ridicule.

Hao Jun: "Lin Yang and Cong Shan are so unlucky! They are all used to make fun of them"

Wang Beina: "Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter, where is Cong Shan? Come out and talk about what it's like to be a mummy!"

Ye Xiaotong: "Cong Shan, I didn't expect you to be a mummy. It's a good job, and you will be famous through the ages!"

Cong Shan: "Who wants to be a mummy! Qin Feng, bastard, it's so annoying to see how I deal with him at the beginning of school!"

……

Amidst the laughter, Qin Feng continued to travel.

He glanced at Lin Yang and said, "How about France?"

Lin Yang nodded with a thumbs up: "That's a good place!"

Qin Feng turned his head to look at the audience and said: "Go to France and buy some good clothes"

Lin Yang agrees: "The clothes there are world famous"

Qin Feng pointed to the audience: "Paris fashion is the pioneer of fashion in the world, especially girls, you are going, thinking about buying clothes!"

Lin Yang nodded: "Yes, yes."

Qin Feng stretched out his finger and pointed: "Do you know where it is? Remember, there is a zoo in Paris..."

"Hahaha" burst into laughter, this place name is so kind!

Qin Feng continued: "The zoo is opposite the wholesale market, go there early, and you have to be able to say, I get the goods!"

There was a burst of laughter, and the audience fell down with joy.

Many BJ viewers in front of the TV, as well as people who went to college here or lived here, laughed and burst into tears.

Too much nonsense!Isn't this talking nonsense with your eyes open!When will there be a moving approval in Paris?

"clap clap"

Applause followed like thunder.

Lin Yang smiled and raised his finger: "This is the BJ Zoo you said."

Qin Feng smiled awkwardly: "Paris!"

Lin Yang pouted at him, "Paris over there!"

The on-site applause and laughter continued, and the atmosphere was completely excited to the extreme!
(End of this chapter)