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Chapter 300 "I Want to Travel" Perfect Ending

The laughter in the studio was deafening, and the same was true in front of the TV.

The audience was already limp from laughter, and exchanged tears!
At the same time, the Internet is also full of laughter and heated discussions.

"Hahaha, this guy is so good at nonsense, he moved all the animations to Paris"

"This cross talk is really fun, you can hear everything"

"Paris, the capital of fashion, has seen its image plummet!"

"It seems that this product often goes for approval, and even knows how to get it!"

“Dongpi is very close to their school, so I must go often”

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The university circle of friends is even more lively.

Gangzi: "Dongpi should invite this guy to be the spokesperson, this advertisement is absolutely amazing!"

Hao Jun: "Hahaha, cross talk really comes from life, and he often criticizes him a lot"

Lei Jun: "Get the goods! This is a classic sentence, I will try it in two days"

Ye Xiaotong: "Let's go and criticize Qin Feng's classmate, can you get the clothes at the bottom price?"

Li Fang: "Hehehe, maybe it's really possible! Let's try it with our student ID when school starts."

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On stage, the performance continues.

Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed forward: "There is also a Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris."

Lin Yang nodded: "Yes! Yes."

Qin Feng said with a smile: "Unmarried young men should go there"

Lin Yang asked puzzledly, "What's the matter?"

Qin Feng explained: "Listen to this name, there are no men, and the rest are all women."

"Hahaha"

There was another burst of laughter.

have to!Another famous place fell into his hands!Is that what you said?

Lin Yang shook his hand: "This is not next to each other!"

Qin Feng stretched out his hand and gestured for a painting gesture: "For those who are good at painting and who like art, there is a place in Paris that you must go to."

Lin Yang asked, "Where?"

Qin Feng said loudly: "Boiled Palace"

"Pfft—!"

Many people burst out laughing instantly.

Lin Yang said helplessly: "How flamboyant there is! Louvre!"

Qin Feng argued: "You didn't translate well."

Lin Yang said angrily, "Who didn't translate well?"

Qin Feng drew a picture frame in front of him: "They are all paintings by famous artists! There are paintings by people with surnames, and there are also paintings by Chinese people. There are also paintings by the late great painter Qi Shaobai. There are paintings of a radish and a cabbage. , drawing an eggplant, drawing a cabbage costs hundreds of thousands!"

Lin Yang nodded: "Good job!"

Qin Feng said with emotion: "Drawing a cabbage sells for hundreds of thousands, if this is a wholesale market in Xinfadi! That's not bad!"

"Hahaha" burst into laughter immediately.

Okay!Draw a new place, you kid really dare to think!

Lin Yang stared and shook his hands: "I've never heard of it, Qi Shaobai went to the vegetable market?"

The laughter grew louder.

Several calligraphers and painters who knew Qin Feng were watching TV at this moment, wishing they could pull him out and beat him up.

At the same time, they burst into laughter, this bastard is really good at nonsense!
Qin Feng lit one by one on the stage: "Radish, cabbage, eggplant, egg and leek, zucchini and mutton, beef and green onion, vegetarian three delicacies, meat three delicacies"

Following his gestures, laughter sounded out one after another.

Lin Yang smiled and stretched out his hand to stop it: "Qi Shaobaijing draws stuffing, what's the matter? It's okay, stop drawing!"

Qin Feng put down his hands and said with emotion: "It's a good painting! It has a strong artistic atmosphere. I advise everyone to go out and play more when you have time. Don't stay at home, go out and enjoy the beauty of the mountains and rivers."

Lin Yang nodded and said, "Go!"

Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed: "I just came back from abroad two days ago"

Lin Yang asked, "Where did you go?"

Qin Feng replied: "Russia! There is a song to praise it, Russia is beautiful, play my beloved pipa, Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang..."

"Hahaha"

Laughter immediately sounded.

"Crack, crack, crack,..."

At the same time, the audience began to follow his humming and beat the time again.
Lin Yang quickly stopped with a smile: "Okay, okay, stop singing."

Qin Feng smiled and pointed to the audience: "I don't want to sing either, they shoot"

"Hahaha"

Everyone laughed.

Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed outward: "It's okay to go out and have fun, remember, be nice to yourself, especially when you go out by plane, try to buy a first-class ticket"

Lin Yang nodded: "That's comfortable."

Qin Feng had an expression of enjoyment on his face: "First class is the most comfortable! You pick it yourself, I will go first class everywhere"

Lin Yang didn't believe it: "Really?"

Qin Feng nodded: "Everywhere I have been all these years, I have a first-class ticket, unless they kick me out"

Lin Yang smiled and shook his hand: "I haven't sat down once!"

Qin Feng turned his head and looked at Lin Yang, and then said: "I'm just sitting here, where I buy tickets, whatever I want, no one stops me, there are first class, business class, economy class, squatting tickets, standing tickets."

"Hahaha" was another burst of violent laughter.

Lin Yang was dumbfounded, raised his hand and said, "Ah! There are still tickets?"

Qin Feng nodded: "Yes, I have them all, go buy them, and leave early, because you will be late and it won't wait for you"

Lin Yang: "Yes, the plane waits for no one"

Qin Feng tidied up his clothes: "Go early, I went through the security check, do you understand the security check?"

Lin Yang nodded: "It's just an inspection!"

Qin Feng made a gesture of raising his gun to aim: "Yes, you want to drive a tank and carry a submachine gun, you can't go!"

Lin Yang smiled and said: "Isn't this nonsense, how did you get there?"

Laughing again, have you ever passed the security check like this?He also drives tanks and carries submachine guns, which is awesome!

Qin Feng made gestures on the buttons of his clothes, then opened his arms and said, "After passing through the security check, unbutton the buttons yourself."

Lin Yang was completely dumbfounded, and after a while he opened his arms and said, "Let's hang out at the security check!"

"Hahaha"

The scene and in front of the TV burst into laughter again.

This is a security check, not a fruit rush!You kid can really speak!

Qin Feng touched his whole body: "You can't take things with you, you can't go with a chainsaw, Fang Tian's painted halberd, mace, etc."

Lin Yang raised his chin and pouted at him: "Nonsense, leave it there!"

The laughter became louder, and many people lost all their energy in laughing, but they still couldn't stop laughing.

Qin Feng waved his hand: "Go, go inside, don't squeeze, there are big seats, go, go inside, go"

Lin Yang smiled and said, "It's changed to a small public."

Qin Feng gave a thumbs up: "The first class is the best, as soon as I sat down, the stewardess came over, carrying hot water"

Lin Yang asked puzzledly, "Why?"

Qin Feng leaned down and said, "Come on, burn your feet."

There was another roar of laughter.

Lin Yang stared in surprise and said, "Ah! Your feet are hot on the plane?"

Qin Feng spread his hands: "What to drink, there are all kinds of drinks, beer, drinks, coffee, black tea, cold water from the well, come here"

Lin Yang was startled again: "Is the well prepared to draw cold water on the plane?"

"Hahaha"

The audience couldn't stop laughing at this ridiculous line.

Time to wrap up!Qin Feng and Lin Yang exchanged glances.

So far, both of them are very satisfied, and there is no problem with the performance. Although some material has been added, the performance time has not been prolonged.

Since the director didn't warn or prompt in the earphones, it means that everything is normal. As long as the performance is completed according to this state, this is a perfect performance!
Only this last shiver was left!
Backstage main control room.

The director team is also very satisfied with their performance, just wait for a beautiful ending, and then they can celebrate.

Regarding Qin Feng's unauthorized addition of ingredients, Director Guan does not intend to pursue it.

Like the Spring Festival Gala, this move did not reduce the fun of the cross talk and lengthen the performance time, but made the cross talk more complete and hilarious.

The director team who originally hated and loved Qin Feng and Lin Yang now only have love for them!
How can such a high-level performance not be loved by these evening directors?
In the hearts of several directors, the two have undoubtedly become treasures. As long as they direct large-scale evening parties in the future, these two boys will undoubtedly be the stars that must be invited.

With them here, there is no need to worry about ratings and bad atmosphere!

There was another burst of laughter on the stage.

Crosstalk began to enter the final stage.

Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed and said: "Flying in the air, the stewardess came over, untie them all, untie them all"

Lin Yang was very puzzled: "Why, this is it?"

Qin Feng said with a bitter face: "Skydiving"

Lin Yang asked: "Can't you do it?"

Qin Feng waved his hand: "The driver is motion sick, it's already gone down"

Lin Yang yelled in surprise: "Hey!"

"Hahaha"

The scene suddenly burst into laughter.

What kind of broken plane are you on?
Qin Feng opened his hands to both sides and said: "Open the door, let's go! Kick down one by one"

While speaking, he was still making the motion of kicking people down.

Lin Yang laughed and said, "Kick it down?"

The laughter in the studio grew louder.

Qin Feng pointed upwards: "I'm afraid of this, I'm afraid that the parachute won't open, go down and have a look, ho! They're all open!"

Lin Yang breathed a sigh of relief: "That's good."

Qin Feng raised his head and glanced upwards: "Except for me!"

Lin Yang raised his hand and pointed with a smile: "You didn't open it?"

"Hahaha" came another burst of laughter.

Qin Feng pointed upwards: "They are all floating in the air, I'm going down, hurry up, whoosh!"

Lin Yang nodded: "That's right!"

Qin Feng said with a bitter face: "What should I do? From the bottom, a middle-aged woman came up. I went down, and she went up. When the two horses kicked off, I called her, 'Can you repair a parachute? ?', 'No! Can you fix gas tanks?'"

Lin Yang laughed loudly and said, "Ah! It crashed up!"

After speaking, the two took a step back with a smile, bowed to all the audience, turned and walked off the stage.

The cross talk is over.

"Hahaha"

There was thunderous laughter behind them.

"clap clap"

The applause was as loud as a tsunami, and it swept the entire studio in an instant.

Every family watching the Lantern Festival also laughed and applauded continuously.

"Okay! That's great!"

"Qin Feng, Lin Yang, you are amazing!"

"babble--!"

Applause, applause, and boos sounded at the same time, deafening.

There were countless hot comments on the Internet in an instant.

"Awesome! This cross talk is so awesome!"

"I'm dying of laughter, I love Qin Feng's cross talk!"

"I didn't say anything, vote for Qin Feng!"

"The best programs tonight are "Selling Abductees" and "I Want to Travel", as well as Han Ru's "Clanging Rose". There is no other choice. They are all works by Qin Feng. This guy is crazy!"

"The joy continues, everyone, hurry up and switch to Shaanxi Satellite TV, there will be another hilarious laugh."

"Really, I don't know how Qin Feng's "Water Margin" stand-up is? He has already advertised."

"It must be hilarious, let's go! Let's laugh again!"

……

As more and more viewers switched channels, the ratings of Shaanxi Satellite TV suddenly began to soar, far exceeding the expectations of the director team, which made them all dumbfounded and ecstatic.

The CCTV Lantern Festival Gala continues and is drawing to a close.

Outside the studio, countless bright fireworks bloomed over the capital, making this beautiful full moon night extraordinarily colorful!

Dongfeng night puts flowers and trees.It blows down and the stars are like rain.BMW engraved cars on the road.The phoenix flute sounded, the jade pot turned light, and the fish and dragon danced overnight.

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(End of this chapter)