love crazy entertainment life

Chapter 3 Before the party
After a burst of screaming, the classroom gradually calmed down.

Everyone looked at Qin Feng in a very different way from before, with both puzzlement and admiration.

The problem was successfully resolved, and everyone was relieved.

Liu Fei walked over with a relaxed face and said to Qin Feng:
"Tonight's matter will be left to you, and it will shock the teachers and students of the whole school!"

"I'm not going to sing at the party"

One stone caused a thousand waves!

As soon as this was said, the students immediately exploded.

"Qin Feng, it's too much! Anyway, you are also a part of this group, shouldn't you contribute a little bit?"

"How can you do this? It's so hateful"

"What do you mean?"

……

Seeing how everyone wanted to eat him, Qin Feng quickly stretched out his hand and pressed down, signaling to everyone to be safe and not to be impatient.

When the students saw Qin Feng's gesture, they all lowered their voices, but everyone's eyes were full of contempt.

"There is no need for everyone to despise me so much. I only said that I would not sing at the party, but I did not say that I would not perform at the party."

"If you don't sing, then what do you use to perform on stage? Could it be that you have other abilities?"

"That's right, at least you come up with a reasonable reason."

Seeing that everyone was going to crusade against him again, Qin Feng said quickly:
"That's right, this song is my original creation, I haven't had time to register the copyright, and I definitely can't sing it at the party. If I sing it in front of thousands of people, any student in the audience will shoot a video and upload it to the Internet. It's hard work for me. It will be in vain, everyone, rest assured, I will definitely give you a satisfactory result."

Hearing what Qin Feng said, everyone thought about it carefully, and it was indeed the case. It would be a pity if such an excellent song was pirated, so they understood Qin Feng's decision.

Hearing that Qin Feng had other ways to solve the problem, everyone's curiosity suddenly arose again.

"Qin Feng, what show are you going to perform on stage? Let's hear it"

"Temporarily keeping it secret, everyone will understand when we perform at night. It will definitely surprise everyone. It will never be worse than this song, and it will even be more exciting."

"Cut, play tricks!"

Although Qin Feng decided not to sing at night, he still took over the task of performing, and everyone was completely relaxed. Now that the party starts, he will naturally understand what kind of medicine is sold in Qin Feng's gourd.

After explaining, Qin Feng went straight to Liu Yan.

"Miss Liu, I want to ask you something!"

Hearing Qin Feng blatantly molesting the girls, everyone stared at him with wide-eyed eyes, and the eyes of the few buddies who were pursuing Liu Yan even spit out fire.

Liu Yan blushed and gave Qin Feng a gouging look:
"Speak well, don't act like a hooligan, tell me, what's the matter?"

"This is obviously a compliment, okay? How can you call it a hooligan? Don't think I'm so vulgar! This time, just fill in the blanks, and there is no limit to the type of program."

Liu Yan nodded.

"That's right, are you sure?"

"Leave the ? word, I'm sure, you just wait and see the good show!"

At this time, Qin Feng was more reasonable, and said in his heart:
"It's just that I have more than ten years of life experience than you, and I have a huge database in my mind. It's just a small stage performance. Don't be too easy! You just watch it! My buddies will give you a shocking experience."

At the end of the class meeting, everyone left with many questions. Qin Feng stayed in the classroom, and he also left Lin Yang.

Lin Yang is a fat man from TJ. He has studied cross talk for a while, and he is a fan of it. His skills are quite good.I participated in a performance at TJ in middle school, so I have stage experience.

The reason why Qin Feng knew this was that in his junior year, Lin Yang participated in an on-campus performance, which was a cross talk with other partners, and he performed very well.

Although the world is different, the people around me don’t seem to have changed much. Liu Yan is still a dancing elf, Ye Xiaotong is still a horse Zhang Fei, so Lin Yang should be able to talk about cross talk!

In my previous life, I liked to listen to cross talk very much. I often listened to cross talk from Deyun Society, and would chat with some friends in my spare time.

Now that he was reborn, he had countless cross talk stories in his mind, and he could calm everyone down by picking out a random one. As long as there is someone who likes it, Lin Yang will be left behind.

Lin Yang was a little confused at this moment, and asked directly:
"Why did you leave me here? Didn't you plan to let me perform on stage with you?"

Qin Feng snapped his fingers:
"Bingo, I let you guess right, that's what my buddy thinks, let's talk about a cross talk, how about it, don't tell me you can't, I know you have a good foundation in cross talk"

"Where did you know that? I never acted in school"

"yeah--"

Qin Feng shouted excitedly and swung his fist violently. Sure enough, it was the same as in the previous life, and the problem was solved!
Lin Yang was taken aback by Qin Feng's actions.

"Don't be surprised, you haven't said how you know I can talk about cross talk."

"Don't ask me that, it seems that I heard that TJ buddy said something, I forgot who it was, but I know you can talk about cross talk"

Lin Yang nodded, admitted, and said helplessly:
"Okay, but we don't have any jokes! Let me declare first, I am flattering, and you have to come to make fun of it. From what you mean, you can make fun of it? I really can't see it, you still have this skill!"

"It's just funny, buddy, hold it in your hand, I have a good joke, it will definitely be a blockbuster, I will write it in a while, there is still enough time, we can practice it too"

Hearing what Qin Feng said, Lin Yang also went all out.

"Okay, if you're willing to die, I'll be willing to bury it. At worst, I'll go up there with you and lose face! We don't care about that"

Qin Feng patted Lin Yang's fat belly with his hands:

"Don't worry! My buddy won't cheat you, this time I'm sure I'll be a hit, and we two brothers will definitely be famous in school in the future."

Lin Yang reached out and slapped Qin Feng's hand away.

"I don't dare to ask for fame, don't just fill it with water"

"Impossible! In the future when we brothers walk in school, everyone will say, look, the famous Qin Feng, the water-filled Lin Yang"

Lin Yang smiled and punched Qin Feng's chest:
"Your uncle, I am not a pork"

Qin Feng put his arms around Lin Yang's shoulders, and continued to bewitch:
"After this performance, in school, as long as our buddies show up, beautiful women will jump up, you can't stop it, think about it! How exciting is that scene"

Lin Yang shook his fat head.

"My requirements are not high. If there is a beautiful woman who likes me, I will be thankful. I dare not think about it. This is contentment. But you, didn't you just get kicked? Why don't you feel sad at all?"

"You really don't want to open which pot to carry which pot, buddy will not give up a forest for a tree"

Lin Yang looked at Qin Feng with contempt:

"Whoever wanted to die or live at the beginning would go to fight with people with the legs of the bench. If it weren't for us all trying to stop him, who knows what will happen now!"

"Isn't this the price of growing up, buddies will never behave like that again in the future"

Lin Yang was completely defeated by Qin Feng, shook his head and said:

"I express my sincere admiration for your shamelessness"

After a few more jokes, and after an hour of appointment, Qin Feng left the classroom and went back to write comic jokes.

After returning to the residence, Qin Feng began to search for suitable jokes from the love madness in his mind, browsed through the stored cross talk directory, and immediately got something.Then I clicked on this cross talk in my mind, and while listening, I quickly recorded the lines on the computer.

Soon the lines were extracted, and the next step was to delete and modify them. After deleting the outdated content, the new paragraph was released. After going through it twice, it was confirmed that it was correct, and it was immediately saved to my "Rising Sun" mobile phone.

After finishing all this, Qin Feng immediately logged on to the copyright registration website when he saw that there was still plenty of time.

To say that the world is advanced!Not only the Internet speed is fast, but the registration time is also very fast!Qin Feng uploaded "Elopement" and "Those Flowers" successively and submitted them for registration. The website immediately returned the registration information, which means that the internal search has been completed. There is no song that is the same as these two songs in this world, and there is no problem with the copyright registration. .

"So fast! The efficiency is too high!"

Qin Feng was taken aback by the speed of copyright registration. Seeing that it was so easy to register, Qin Feng immediately found more than a dozen classic songs from his mind and submitted them for registration.

Of course, this also costs money, but the cost is negligible. The registration fee for each song is only ten yuan, which makes Qin Feng ecstatic. This means that even if he registers a large number of song copyrights in a short period of time, he does not have to worry about being unable to afford it.

In less than half an hour, all these songs have been registered, and now the electronic certificate is waiting. Qin Feng checked the time required, and it can usually be done within a day, and he only needs to wait for the mobile phone information.

Excited, Qin Feng was going to register something more, when Lin Yang called in. Looking at the time, an hour and a half had passed, and he was already late, so he quickly turned off the computer, went downstairs and rode his bicycle straight to the east steps .

Seeing Qin Feng walk into the classroom, Lin Yang let out a sigh of relief.

"I thought you let me go and absconded, let's see what time it is."

"It's not too late! I just registered a few songs along the way, so I wasted a little time. It's still early before the party starts. Don't worry, hurry up and reincarnate!"

"You're in a hurry to reincarnate, that's enough, let's stop talking nonsense, have you finished the joke? Send it to me, I can't wait"

Qin Feng took out his mobile phone and sent the comic jokes to Lin Yang via WeChat.

After Lin Yang received it, he began to read it carefully, and slowly a smile appeared on his face, and then he couldn't stop it at all, his fat face burst into laughter, and finally he was laughing wildly while leaning on the table. While pointing at Qin Feng, he said out of breath:

"How did you come up with it? It's too fucking funny. It's making me laugh."

"How about it, buddy, isn't this a good story? Can you make all the students at the scene laugh?"

Lin Yang nodded very positively:

"It's amazing! I've never seen a joke that's more funny than this one. As long as the two of us perform without any problems, it will definitely make all the audience laugh."

"Okay, let's start practicing right now. There are still a few hours until the performance starts tonight, which is enough for us to practice. Our buddies will definitely blow up the entire venue tonight."

Lin Yang couldn't put it down when he saw such a good joke:

"Okay, let's start practicing now, the time is completely up, but I am a little worried about your level, don't be a two-handed knife, that will ruin such a good joke."

Qin Feng patted Lin Yang on the shoulder and said with disdain:

"You still worry about yourself, my buddy will never let you down, I don't have diamonds, and I don't take this porcelain job, just watch it, just don't lose your eyeballs."

Seeing Qin Feng's full confidence, Lin Yang said simply:
"Okay, let's practice!"

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6:40 in the evening.

Backstage of the school auditorium.

Qin Feng and Lin Yang are waiting for their playing time backstage.

Their performance time had already been determined. Although the teacher in charge was very reluctant, they still let them replace Liu Yan and perform during the prime time.

The two checked the words again in the background, and after confirming that there was no problem, they relaxed.

Those who like cultural activities have always been mostly beauties. Today, almost half of the beauties in the school are in the backstage of the auditorium. The two of them can be regarded as feasting their eyes!
The two of them who had nothing to do turned around looking at the beauties in the backstage. Lin Yang was better, Qin Feng was simply unscrupulous, and his eyes were extremely aggressive. Many girls in performance costumes were red-faced and almost shouted. Rogue.

The girls who were preparing for the backstage had noticed them, and had begun to consciously avoid them.

Soon the two became a backstage public nuisance. All the girls looked at them as if they were perverts, full of vigilance, even the few girls in Qin Feng's own class who sang in the female chorus had this kind of look.

They all pretended not to know Qin Feng and Lin Yang, and hid far away, obviously disdainful to be with them!

The behavior of the two of them was too shameful to be witnessed.

Gradually everyone's contemptuous gazes made Lin Yang feel embarrassed, his fat face turned red, and he no longer dared to look at those beauties presumptuously.

However, Qin Feng didn't hold back at all, and still stared at these beauties shamelessly, his eyes were unscrupulous, and his eyes kept sweeping up and down the girls' bodies, especially on the girls' breasts and buttocks, where they stayed the longest.

And Qin Feng not only looked at it, but also took out his mobile phone to take pictures. After taking pictures, he looked at the photos and drool.

Many girls were so enraged by Qin Feng's behavior that they were about to explode, and their eyes were already rounded.

Lin Yang couldn't bear to see Qin Feng look like a pig, but felt that his face was burning hot, it was so embarrassing, he quickly stretched out his hand to hold Qin Feng and walked behind the curtain, saying while pulling:

"Don't look, haven't you seen that those girls are on the verge of breaking out? If you keep watching, you will be attacked by a group of people."

Qin Feng looked at these girls with angry eyes, and said:
"What's the matter with looking at it? Is the beauty delicious? I am appreciating it. It is a very pure appreciation of beauty."

"Why do I not believe what you said! It's pure appreciation of beauty!"

As he spoke, Lin Yang pulled Qin Feng behind the curtain, avoiding the murderous eyes of those girls.

Seeing the two disappear behind the curtain, many girls couldn't help laughing when they thought of Qin Feng's last words just now.

"How did I find out that you are so shameless! I didn't realize that you have such a beast side before."

"You are slandering, naked slander! How can you understand people like me? What you lack is the appreciation and recognition of beauty, and you have no common language with people with low tastes like you."

Lin Yang stared at Qin Feng dumbfounded, wondering what shameless words could be heard from his mouth.

(End of this chapter)