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Chapter 4 The second spring of life

The audience entered the arena one after another, and soon the entire auditorium was filled, and the party was about to begin.

The light in the auditorium gradually dimmed, but the lights on the stage suddenly turned on, as if it were daytime. Before the curtain was opened, the students who had already filled the audience saw such a strange picture.

I saw two sneaky figures behind the big screen, a fat man and a thin man, talking with their heads together.

The two of them looked like secret agents, both bent over and arched their backs, as obscene as they wanted to be, and when they were happy, they kept laughing and shaking their bodies.

The fat man restrained himself a little, covering his mouth with his hands and laughing, while the thin man shook his shoulders unscrupulously, opened his mouth wide, and laughed wildly there.

Although I don't know what they are talking about, but seeing their funny actions, all the students in the audience were amused at once.

"Hahaha"

Laughter broke out loudly.

Everyone was laughing at the projection of the two on the big screen.

Especially the students in the front row were soon out of breath from laughing, and the hands holding the chairs kept slapping, laughing until they burst into tears.

The boys are alright, the girls' faces were already red like a piece of red cloth, they were so ashamed that they lay on their laps, buried their faces between their legs, and laughed so hard that their whole bodies were trembling, and the sound of "giggling" stopped at all. not come down.

The students behind were very curious when they saw their exaggerated appearance, and asked them what was going on.

Soon, several students who asked also joined the ranks of hilarious laughter.

Thin man: "This hostess is so beautiful today, I like it"

Fatty: "What are you beautiful, your face is just average, and your figure is a bit attractive"

Thin man: "Isn't it old! If a woman is beautiful, the first thing to look at is her legs. The legs must be long and straight. Only long-legged women look good;
The second thing to look at is the buttocks, whether it is upturned or not is very important; the next step is the waist, women with plump buttocks and thin waists are the most attractive;
Look up to see the chest, the chest must be big, at least it must be above a C cup, so that it feels good;
The last thing is to look at the face, this is a face project, as long as you can pass it, you can see people, it’s the same when you turn off the lights!
Just look at the face when you come up, that's the aesthetics of a kid.

Although this hostess looks average, but other conditions are very good, she is my favorite!When you come down, you must ask her for her contact information, maybe your second spring will come soon.”

The fat man covered his mouth and laughed:
"You have too much experience, it seems that falling in love can really make people grow! It's only a few days, and I'm preparing for my second spring. I think it's a fit of anger! For you, I have two words to evaluate, Want to hear it?"

The thin man also smiled:

"Tell me, what great words are you going to use to describe me? Don't use too lofty words. I will be very embarrassed. Although it may be a very pertinent evaluation, humility has always been my virtue. .I'm ready, you speak, all ears"

Fatty: "You're still modest! You're still virtuous! The only evaluation I'll give you is two words, beast!"

After speaking, he laughed.

The thin man beat the fat man:
"How can you tell the truth, this evaluation is too high, I can't afford it!"

The fat man stretched out his thumb and gestured at the thin man:
"You are so shameless that it is shocking. I was really blind before and thought you were a good person! You hide it too deeply! Compared with you, a hooligan is a good person!"

The thin man: "You are the most vicious slander and slander, and it is an insult to my great personality. I need your apology, and it comes from the soul and heart. If you don't want to apologize, it's okay! The cyclamen next to the school invites you!" A meal, for the sake of my roommate, I can accept it."

Fatty: "Get lost! Do you dare to be more shameless?"

……

The two people behind the curtain continued to criticize the many girls in the background in low voices, and their words became more and more unpleasant.

Soon the burst of laughter in the auditorium caught their attention, and the topic of the two also changed.

The thin man: "Why are they laughing? Hasn't this started yet?"

Fatty: "Maybe something funny happened in the arena, why don't you take a look?"

Thin man: "What are you looking at! No matter how good-looking it is, how can there be so many beauties in the background?"

Fatty: "You just stare at the beautiful women, can you do something else? It might be fun outside, especially if you listen to the students in front of you, they are already out of breath from laughing."

Thin man: "Never mind them! Maybe they ate magpie shit when they first came to the auditorium, so they couldn't stop laughing."

Fatty: "You'll lose it, let these buddies know, I have to smoke you"

……

When the conversation between the two came out, the students who were bursting with laughter suddenly stopped laughing as if their necks were stuck, but their faces were still smiling, and they didn't change for a while, with extremely strange expressions.

Qin Feng and Lin Yang behind the curtain had already been dragged away by the students who were working in the background.

"Don't stand here chatting, when the lights are turned on, everyone in the audience can see your shadow"

Qin Feng and Lin Yang looked at each other, blushed a little, and knew in their hearts that the burst of laughter just now was probably due to their shadows!

The two quickly followed the classmate away from the curtain and went backstage.

Among the classmates who were hurt by Qin Feng off the stage, some people stood up angrily, and were about to talk to Qin Feng, but the figures of the two disappeared behind the curtain in a blink of an eye, and they had no choice but to sit down again.

Backstage, Qin Feng saw that the cross talk props had been brought.

There is a cross talk club in the school. Although the level is not very good, there are still props, tables, and folding fans.

After checking the props, the two began to wait backstage, waiting for the playing time to arrive.

A pleasant female voice came:

"Dear teachers and students, good evening everyone..."

The party officially begins.

Qin Feng and Lin Yang stood in the background, looking at the beautiful host on the stage through the gap of the curtain, Qin Feng even took out his mobile phone to take pictures.

"This beautiful host, not only has a good figure, but also has a nice voice. I like her more and more. I must try to pursue her when I come down."

Lin Yang looked at Qin Feng contemptuously, and lashed out:
"You don't want to be ashamed. How many handsome men in the school are staring at such a beauty! You look like this, and it's useless to go up. You only have to deliver food to others. I advise you not to seek abuse! "

"Don't look down on my buddy, maybe it's my buddy who embraces a beauty! In the eyes of my buddy, those so-called handsome guys are nothing, just wait and see, my buddy will definitely give you a surprise."

"Just brag, you don't need to pay taxes for bragging anyway, if you can really get her, I'll write the characters backwards, don't say anything else, just today, you can ask her for her name and mobile phone number, cyclamen Let me have a meal, just order whatever you want"

Hearing this, Qin Feng was immediately excited.

"That's what you said! Don't deny it when the time comes, prepare to bleed, I haven't eaten there for a long time."

"Okay, if you can really ask for your name and phone number, I'll take it."

……

The two talked with each other while watching the situation on the stage. They were very happy and relaxed, without a trace of tension before going on stage.

At this time, the hostess on the stage looked at the expressions of the students in the front row and felt a little surprised.

Why do they see themselves with the expression of wanting to laugh but trying to hold back, no matter boys or girls, it's the same.

The boy was even a little too much, his gaze contained a strong aggressiveness, and his eyes kept looking up and down on himself, which made people hairy!

There is nothing wrong with myself!It has been checked carefully before going on stage, and there is no problem at all.

With many doubts, the hostess finished the opening and introduced the first show, then turned and returned to the backstage.

Seeing that the beautiful host came down from his side, Qin Feng quickly stood on the edge of the curtain, waiting for the host to pass by him.

Lin Yang was stunned when he saw Qin Feng's actions:
"This grandson is really ready to strike up a conversation! You must be so courageous!"

Lin Yang stretched out his hand to pull Qin Feng, telling him not to embarrass himself, but Qin Feng blocked him with a wave of his hand.

He turned his head back to Lin Yang with a confident look in his eyes, and greeted the female host who came down, with a bright smile on his face, even feeling a bit cheap.

Lin Yang turned around immediately, pretending not to know Qin Feng, and looked at the spotlight above his head, as if there were flowers on it.

Qin Feng stopped the hostess who stepped off the stage head-on, with a blooming smile on his face:

"This beautiful classmate, can I meet you? My name is Qin Feng. I'm a sophomore in business administration. I want to make friends with you."

As he spoke, he stretched out his hand to shake hands with the hostess.

All the students who saw this scene were completely dumbfounded. Who would have thought that Qin Feng would openly strike up a conversation with the hostess in the background.

Especially those students who knew Qin Feng looked at this scene in disbelief.

Lin Yang has already embraced his head with both hands:
"Shame! It's really shameful!"

At this moment, Lin Yang wished he could find a crack in the ground to sneak in, or just put his coat on his head, because he really couldn't see anyone!
Everyone was shocked, and they all looked at the hostess to see how she would respond to Qin Feng's blatant and naked strike-up. Everyone was very curious.

The face of the hostess turned completely red, looking at the ordinary-looking Qin Feng in front of her, a burst of shame and resentment immediately surged in her heart;

"How dare he! How dare he strike up a conversation in front of so many people! And it's in such an important performance, what a jerk!"

In an instant, Qin Feng had been hacked into pieces in her heart, and the expression on her face quickly turned cold.

"I'm sorry, my classmate, I still have a lot of things to do, I don't have time to think about these"

After finishing speaking, he bypassed Qin Feng's outstretched hand and walked into the backstage, resolutely, leaving Qin Feng with a cold back.

Many of the surrounding students looked at Qin Feng sympathetically and secretly laughed.

And those students who knew Qin Feng felt a fever on their faces, which was embarrassing for him and embarrassing for knowing him.

Lin Yang turned his back to Qin Feng completely, pretending that none of this had happened.

Qin Feng, who was a little bit unwilling, yelled at the hostess who walked away:
"Beauty! How about you tell me your name or dormitory phone number? Let's get in touch privately."

The hostess who was walking forward immediately staggered when she heard this sentence, almost fell down, reached out and grabbed the table next to her, managed to stand still, and then walked away quickly without giving Qin Feng If there is any response, both ears are already red from behind.

"Hahaha"

The onlookers were stunned for a second or two, and immediately began to roar with laughter.

Seeing the hostess fleeing in a hurry, Qin Feng felt unwilling, and started shouting again at the top of his voice:
"nice……"

As soon as he yelled the first word, Lin Yang covered his mouth when he rushed over. Lin Yang looked at Qin Feng beggingly:

"Brother, I beg you! Can we stop being so embarrassing? I can hardly stay here any longer, please stop shouting."

Qin Feng broke Lin Yang's hand with force, spit two mouthfuls quickly to the side, and then said with a look of disgust:

"You didn't wash your hands when you went to the bathroom just now, you must have pissed your hands, it smells so bad, I almost suffocated by you"

"Hahaha"

The surrounding audience burst into laughter and looked at Lin Yang amusedly.

Lin Yang's face turned red and purple in an instant, he looked at Qin Feng dumbfounded, and then cursed with gritted teeth:
"You just peed on your hands, I washed my hands!"

"Wash your hands? Then why does it still smell like urine? Could it be my nose?"

"Stop talking about this, I said, can we not be so ashamed? There are so many people watching!"

"What's so embarrassing about this? The ancients said, 'A gentle lady is a gentleman'. This is a normal love and pursuit, and it's pure love. What's so shameful? Do you think so?"

After speaking, Qin Feng also asked for opinions from many students who were watching.

Everyone was completely frightened by his shamelessness. When they heard him asking for opinions from everyone, they all gave a 'puchi' smile, and then collectively rolled their eyes, disdainfully answering him, turned their heads away, and began to prepare for the show for a while up.

Lin Yang grabbed Qin Feng's arm, and forcefully took him aside, while keeping his mouth open:

"It's so good to be a gentleman! You are a bit like a gentleman, you are completely a pervert!"

Qin Feng, who was dragged away by Lin Yangsheng, was still looking back at the direction the hostess left, with an expression of eagerness on his face.

(End of this chapter)