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Chapter 313 Er Huan Thirteen Lang

The applause fell and the performance began.

Qin Feng looked at the audience and said:

"Today's cross talk is a book I wrote years ago, called "Night Journey", I hope you like it"

"clap clap"

The applause immediately sounded very warm.

Hearing this, the eyes of the two old gentlemen lit up.

It really is original, let's see how good your kid is, is it really much better than us!Can make you so popular!

Not only the two old gentlemen have this idea, but also many other teahouse comedians have this mentality.

Qin Feng and Lin Yang's rapid rise to popularity in the cross talk circle really shocked and incredible countless people.

The people in the teahouse and the audience on the live broadcast did not have these thoughts. They just simply enjoyed the joy of cross talk without considering other things.

Hearing another new cross talk, everyone was naturally very excited and immediately gave warm applause.

Qin Feng continued with a smile: "Thank you for your applause. Many friends came today, and the teahouse is full. Does it cost tens of thousands?"

Lin Yang exclaimed: "Hey! How can there be so many people?"

"Hahaha"

The teahouse burst into laughter immediately, and the live broadcast end also burst into laughter.

Well, isn't this talking nonsense with your eyes open!

The two old gentlemen in the audience looked at each other with surprise in their eyes.

This is too fast!It's fun to come up and make everyone laugh!
The two old gentlemen appreciate Qin Feng and Lin Yang's performance since they came to power.

He is generous, calm, relaxed, and has the style of a general. It seems that becoming famous is not accidental, and he is indeed of a level!

Qin Feng smiled and raised his hand to point at the door:
“Even the people on Qianmen Street outside are counted”

There was another burst of laughter.

Lin Yang laughed and said: "Okay, that's all counted! That's a lot"

Qin Feng looked at the audience and said: "Seeing everyone happy, I am very happy, I want to ask you a little question, can I be happy?"

Lin Yang nodded: "Everyone has the right to be happy"

Qin Feng lowered his head and said timidly: "I feel that if people bully me, can I also find a chance to say a few words?"

Lin Yang was stunned, and then nodded: "Of course, of course, who? I'll bully you anyway."

The audience in the teahouse and the live broadcast were very curious about what Qin Feng was going to say, and he was so shy.

"it is good!"

"clap clap"

Seeing his state, everyone started booing and applauding.

Qin Feng pressed his chest and said sadly:
"Actually, I don't like to say these things, but since I'm standing here today, let me talk about it. To give a small example, the capital has the second ring, the third ring, the fourth ring and the fifth ring, which is very convenient. Of course, Sometimes there are traffic jams on several rings.”

Lin Yang asked puzzledly: "Yes, what's the matter?"

Qin Feng gestured: "I just want to ask a small question, let's take the second ring road as an example, can anyone walk on the second ring road?"

Lin Yang replied blankly: "Of course anyone can walk on the second ring road!"

Qin Feng stretched out his hand and patted the cross talk stage lightly: "I want your words, anyone can walk the second ring road, right?"

Lin Yang nodded affirmatively: "Yes! Anyone can walk the second ring road!"

Qin Feng raised his hand and gestured to the audience: "Everyone heard it, and he said it, anyone can walk the second ring road!"

Lin Yang stared and explained: "What's the use of what I said? I'm not from the Ministry of Communications! Everyone knows that they can walk on the second ring road!"

"Hahaha"

There was laughter again.

Mr. Zhang and the others also chuckled a few times, this cross talk is really close to daily life.

Everyone on the Second Ring Road meets every day, and it is only a short walk before going out. It is very familiar. Adding it to the cross talk, it immediately makes people feel a sense of intimacy and participation, as if this is something around them.

……

After a series of questions and answers, accompanied by bursts of laughter, Qin Feng began to reveal the root causes of these problems.

Qin Feng gritted his teeth and said: "That's great. There is no distinction between land, east, west, north and south, and people, regardless of gender, age or age. Anyone can walk on the second ring road. Why can't I walk on the second ring road?"

Lin Yang was dumbfounded, and asked in a daze: "I didn't understand that, you can't walk on the second ring road?"

Qin Feng spread his hands: "Does this count as bullying?"

Lin Yang froze for a moment, nodded immediately and said, "That's a bit too much"

Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed forward: "Why can't I walk on the second ring road, I can avoid cars and go, you drive yours,...It's my business to be hit and killed"

As he said that, he began to dodge left and right on the stage with a face full of horror.

"Hahaha"

The teahouse suddenly burst into laughter, and countless people on the live broadcast burst out laughing in an instant.

"Hahaha, I laughed so hard, I'm walking up the second ring road with you!"

"This pit is really deep! I don't know how to think"

"The second ring road doesn't belong to your house, so I'm not afraid of being hit by a car!"

"Ouch! What a bullshit!"

……

Mr. Zhang and Mr. Liu couldn't help laughing, okay!The foreshadowing is buried here, so interesting!
When it comes to cross talk, the two old gentlemen have a refreshing feeling.

This cross talk was completely beyond their expectations. Not only was it innovative, but it was also very hilarious. It was more attractive than the tired old traditional jokes. No wonder so many people loved it. This kid is worthy of the title of creative genius!
Many teahouse comedians who watched the live broadcast burst into laughter.

really interesting!Crosstalk can actually say that!No wonder this kid is so hot, this passage is really well written!
Liu Yan and Gangzi also laughed and slapped their thighs.

"babble--!"

Along with the loud laughter, boos also sounded deafeningly.

Amidst the loud laughter and boos, Lin Yang, dumbfounded, stepped forward and pulled Qin Feng who was trying to hide from the car:

"Wait, wait, don't talk!"

Qin Feng raised his eyebrows and pouted his neck and said: "I'm willing to take a retrograde road, can you control me?"

"Hahaha"

The laughter is getting louder and louder.

Seeing Qin Feng's disapproving expression, everyone laughed like crazy.

Okay, not only are you walking up the second ring road, but you're also walking in the opposite direction, you're so tired of it!

Lin Yang stretched out his hand to grab Qin Feng who was about to hide from the car, and then shook his hand: "Stop talking, what a mess!"

Qin Feng continued to poke his neck and said: "Let's reason, you know?"

Lin Yang waved his hand angrily and interrupted him: "You're still reasoning! Wait for a while, you walk up to the second ring road by yourself!"

As he spoke, Lin Yang stretched his arms and made a brisk walking posture.

Seeing Lin Yang's sulky appearance and funny actions, the laughter immediately became louder.

Qin Feng stared and spread his hands: "I keep saying, can I walk on the second ring road?"

Lin Yang frowned and continued, "Aren't you the one who can get around people?"

Qin Feng raised his eyes and said: "I am willing, I have already said it."

Lin Yang shook his hand: "You can't do it if you like it, if someone bumps into you, they are also responsible!"

Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed: "I want to be the second ring thirteen man, why can't I?"

"it is good!"

Many people at the teahouse immediately applauded, and countless people applauded at the live broadcast.

Er Huan Thirteen Lang, so familiar!

Most people in the capital know that this is a group of rich kids who race on the Second Ring Road in the middle of the night. They take pride in running the Second Ring Road in 13 minutes and have a very bad reputation!

The audience naturally applauded Qin Feng for using this familiar and hated name in cross talk to satirize him.

This cross talk is really interesting, many of them are things around me, and the sense of substitution is very strong!

Lin Yang explained with a smile: "Second Ring Thirteen Lang is driving."

Qin Feng waved forward: "I will try to walk around in [-] days"

Lin Yang smiled and shook his head: "You must be exhausted to death!"

There was a burst of laughter, and the audience enjoyed it very much.

Especially for those who always listen to cross talk in teahouses, now when they hear Qin Feng's cross talk, they suddenly feel like they have discovered a new world. Cross talk can still be said in this way, and it sounds better.

Accompanied by laughter and applause, people began to place flower baskets one after another. After a while, twenty or thirty flower baskets had been placed in front of the stage, and they could only count the number when they came back later.

This made Mr. Zhang and the others who were sitting in the audience, as well as many cross talk actors in teahouses on the live broadcast, envious.

Qin Feng's cross talk's ability to absorb money is really extraordinary!

And it's not that the audience has no money, it's just that they didn't have the right pulse in the past.

As long as the appetite is right, the audience is quite generous.

This situation has made many teahouse comedians on the scene and live broadcast more confident in the future, and at the same time, they have also begun to have a change of heart.

The two Guangpu beauties who provoked this incident also placed four flower baskets, and both Qin Feng and Lin Yang nodded their thanks to those who placed flower baskets.

The interaction between the stage and the audience was very good, and the teahouse was full of laughter.

(End of this chapter)