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Chapter 314 Riding a motorcycle

Amid bursts of laughter, the cross talk continued.

Qin Feng turned to look at Lin Yang and asked, "Is it okay to drive?"

Lin Yang nodded: "Just let me drive."

Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed forward: "It's okay to drive, I saw that there are still people who drive motorcycles to the second ring road, can I?"

Lin Yang nodded again: "You can go to the second ring if you want to drive a motorcycle."

Qin Feng excitedly raised his hand and pointed at Lin Yang: "Okay! Okay! I didn't hurt you for nothing!"

Lin Yang pouted at Qin Feng: "What's your name?"

"Hahaha"

Laughter immediately sounded.

Qin Feng said happily: "This sentence has reached my heart."

Lin Yang frowned and continued, "Don't keep talking about what I said."

Qin Feng spread his hands: "Do you support me? Do you support me when you drive a motorcycle?"

Lin Yang nodded affirmatively: "No problem."

Qin Feng raised his hand excitedly: "That's all! What about my own son? Right?"

Lin Yang stopped him angrily: "It's outrageous!"

"Hahaha"

A burst of laughter suddenly sounded.

"babble--!"

Immediately followed by deafening boos.

This product took advantage of Lin Yang again, it's really a loss!

Liu Yan and Gangzi burst out laughing, and Liu Yan collapsed on the table laughing instantly.

The same goes for the circle of friends, college classmates are laughing and discussing.

He Wei: "Qin Feng is too bad, so make fun of Lin Yang!"

Li Wanhua: "Who did this mouth let go? Let's see, we can't escape, we have to let him hurt all over."

Liu Fei: "Brother, I don't want to be mentioned in a cross talk by this kid, it's definitely not good!"

Ye Xiaotong: "Hahaha, poor Lin Yang! If he dares to speak of me so much, he will tear his mouth!"

……

The two old gentlemen chuckled a few times, the two boys cooperated really tacitly!
Although they only listened for four or five minutes, Mr. Zhang and the others have already recognized the level of Qin Feng and Lin Yang. The reason why the two are so popular now is indeed rooted, and it is not a fluke.

The continuous burst of laughter undoubtedly proves this point.

For the cross talk industry, everything else is false, only the audience's laughter is real, and it is the only criterion for judging whether the performance is successful.
Listening to the thunderous laughter, the two old gentlemen were also very envious.

Even if I have been talking about cross talk for decades, such hot scenes are not common.

This is what cross talk actors want most, and money is second. Of course, if the two can be unified, it will be perfect.

……

Amidst the loud laughter, the cross talk continued.

Qin Feng clicked on the cross talk platform: "According to legend, motorcycles must also have a brand"

Lin Yang nodded and said, "Yes, every car must have a license plate!"

Qin Feng pointed forward: "I went to find them, to the police uncle:
Lin Yang: "Sign up"

Qin Feng said with a smile: "I'm happy, I can't get on it, it's okay to kill you, your car will easily hurt the people if it breaks away."

Lin Yang laughed and said: "Okay! Everything will fly out when you hit it."

"Hahaha"

The laughter sounded again.

Doesn’t your motorcycle fall apart as soon as it hits it? It’s all saved by yourself, and it’s still tied together with wire and shoelaces.

Qin Feng thought for a while, then smacked his lips: "Isn't this bullying! There is no sign, can I ask someone to draw one?"

Lin Yang said in surprise, "Draw a fake sign!"

Qin Feng said complacently: "We have friends, there is a person named Li Wanhua, what, what, what,..."

A few words of Henan dialect are well-spoken.

Lin Yang said with a smile: "I also know this person, he is a slob from Henan!"

"Hahaha"

There was a burst of laughter in the teahouse.

Liu Yan and Gangzi were laughing like crazy, and Qin Feng's college classmates at the live broadcast were also laughing like hell.

Li Wanhua was completely stupid!In an instant, he also started to laugh wildly, cursing Qin Feng and Lin Yang while laughing.

"Qin Feng, you're too hurt! My brother will never end with you. Lin Yang, you are the only one who will break your mouth. Let's see how you deal with your two grandchildren when you go back! How dare you make fun of your brother!"

Amidst the laughter, the circle of friends exploded, and everyone started to make fun of Li Wanhua.

……

Qin Feng made a gesture on his hand: "Draw me a sign, and draw a driver's license for me."

Lin Yang was shocked: "You don't have a license either?"

Qin Feng said distressedly: "Put these two together, and it cost me 200 yuan."

Lin Yang smiled: "It's really cheap."

Qin Feng gritted his teeth and said, "Oh! It hurts so much, it's more expensive than buying a car!"

Lin Yang exclaimed: "Hey, your car is less than 200 yuan?"

Qin Feng made an eight sign: "Eighty cents a catty! All 140 yuan!"

Lin Yang said helplessly, "It's collected like scrap iron."

"Hahaha"

There was another burst of laughter.

Many viewers almost burst out laughing.

Ever since the two had a cross talk, the laughter in the teahouse has never stopped, even if they want to stop and rest for a while, it is very difficult to do so.

There are too many jokes in this cross talk, one after another, you can't stop laughing at all.

Those who listened to Qin Feng's cross talk live for the first time in the teahouse all had an eye-opening and even amazing feeling.

Crosstalk can still say that!It's so hilarious!It can make people laugh like crazy!
The content makes them feel more intimate, as if it is the things around them, and the characters are the people in the surrounding alleys!
Hearing this, everyone fell in love with Qin Feng's cross talk.

This is definitely the best choice to relax your body and mind and forget your worries. Listening to Qin Feng's cross talk, you just have to laugh along and have no time to think about anything else.

The teahouse comedians on the scene and on the live broadcast also laughed endlessly.

They were also criticizing amidst the laughter, they didn't expect Qin Feng's cross talk to be so hilarious!I am too far behind, it is time to change, otherwise this bowl of rice will be more difficult to mix!

But it is not easy to change, not everyone has the ability to innovate and create!

……

Qin Feng said happily: "The painting is done, it's all done, hey! It's a success! I'll drive, I'll go to the street"

Lin Yang laughed and said, "This is a success."

Qin Feng started to start the motorcycle.

I saw him grabbing the handle of the motorcycle, his right foot began to step on the motorcycle to start the ignition, and he was still talking about the voice.

"Puff, puff, puff, puff...!"

The action is witty and vivid, and people can't help but want to laugh just watching it.

Lin Yang joked: "Your motorcycle may have a bad stomach!"

"Hahaha"

A burst of laughter sounded immediately.

Hearing Lin Yang's words, coupled with Qin Feng's continuous voice, everyone immediately had a very unhygienic association, and then everyone began to burst into laughter.

They really deserve to be a good pair, they are not fuel-efficient lamps!

Qin Feng had just lost Lin Yang, and within 2 minutes Lin Yang lost again, no one suffered a loss!
Qin Feng pointed at Lin Yang with a smile: "I hate it, I hate it!"

Lin Yang frowned and asked, "What happened?"

Qin Feng replied: "My car burns soybean oil"

Lin Yang pouted at him: "I've never heard of it!"

Qin Feng continued to step on the car: "Puff puff puff puff puff! It's a success!"

Lin Yang nodded with a smile: "That's right! It's a pleasure!"

"Hahaha"

The audience in the teahouse and the live broadcast almost went crazy with laughter.

These two are really disgusting.

"clap clap"

"babble--!"

There were also deafening applause and boos.

Qin Feng said triumphantly: "Driving my big motorcycle, going to the street, idlers get out of the way, please close your eyes when it gets dark!"

Lin Yang smiled and shook his head: "Okay! The killer has come out!"

Qin Feng said vigorously: "You said how happy you are to drive a car, let's go! Go to the street!"

Lin Yang nodded: "That is!"

Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed forward: "Don't look at my train, I won't let the car!"

Lin Yang asked in surprise, "Are you still racing?"

Qin Feng pursed his lips and said: "How fresh, it reflects my value!"

Lin Yang shook his head and said, "What's the value? A car worth 140 yuan"

Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed: "There is a car next to it, it seems to be worth more than me"

Lin Yang waved his hand angrily: "Nonsense, a bicycle is worth more than yours"

"Hahaha"

There was another burst of laughter, and people went crazy laughing.

The loud sound rushed out of the teahouse and rushed to Qianmen Street, making many tourists on the street curious and kept looking at Jingyun Teahouse.

Why is there so much joy there?
(End of this chapter)