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Chapter 349 Second-Hand Scientist

The performance officially started, and the audience suddenly became more excited.

Qin Feng looked at the audience and said with a smile:
"You can tell from the applause that you are all lovers of cross talk"

Lin Yang nodded: "That's right!"

Qin Feng smiled and continued: "Everyone is so appreciative, I can't repay you, I can't give you anything else, I have the strength to tell you a good story, let everyone have fun"

Lin Yang smiled and said, "That's right."

Another round of warm applause.

Many Jinmen cross talk actors couldn't help but praise it when they saw this.

Don't look young, the typhoon of these two boys is really good, calm, sophisticated, and quite general, the popularity is not without reason!Let's see the next performance!

Qin Feng raised his hand and made a gesture: "There are too many people, the pits are full, and they can't stand up! They are all here for you."

Lin Yang patted his chest in disbelief: "Praise me? No! No!"

Qin Feng smiled and said loudly: "Yes!"

Lin Yang said in surprise: "Really!"

Qin Feng smiled with his lips curled up: "Just listen seriously!"

"Hahaha"

There was a burst of laughter immediately at the scene and in front of the TV.

The burden came too fast!That's just a few words!

The Jinmen cross talk actors laughed and were a little surprised at the same time.

Microwave!In a blink of an eye, the scene became hot, and the kung fu was awesome!Well-deserved reputation!

Lin Yang waved his hands and smiled wryly: "It's wasted all my effort to cooperate with me, but I'm still happy!"

Qin Feng looked at Lin Yang: "You just think that everyone is here to see you."

Lin Yang continued: "That's what you think?"

Qin Feng pointed to the audience: "Can there be so many people just because of cross talk?"

Lin Yang questioned: "What else?"

Qin Feng pointed to the direction of the backstage, patted his chest again, and said proudly:
"In addition to the wonderful performances of those drummers, Peking opera, and allegro actors, everyone also came here because of my special status."

These words immediately attracted the favor of the backstage actors, and the slight unhappiness in my heart disappeared.

Everyone lift the sedan chair!
Since Qin Feng is so generous, we also have to appreciate it, just watch the performance well, and it won't help if we think about anything else!

On the stage, Lin Yang asked curiously: "What identity?"

Qin Feng waved to Lin Yang triumphantly: "Don't talk, listen to me"

Lin Yang stared in surprise and said, "I just ask, can't I?"

Qin Feng glanced at him with a cold face: "Is it right to ask? I am no more than this with you!"

Lin Yang answered angrily: "Then, should we talk about it?"

Qin Feng continued to say with a cold face: "Who are you? What did you tell you? You know who I am, tell me?"

Lin Yang was so angry that he shook his hands: "I just don't know each other, so I'm asking you!"

Qin Feng spread his hands: "It's still, isn't this the end?"

Lin Yang said helplessly: "Then don't talk about it! Then"

Qin Feng smiled and waved back: "Then there is no bar to lift, there is no bar to lift..."

The scene laughed again, watching Qin Feng's expression and movements, everyone was overjoyed.

Lin Yang pointed to the audience angrily: "Then we can go down!"

Qin Feng turned to look at Lin Yang and said, "Go down? I haven't finished talking yet"

Lin Yang asked: "Are you talking about it? Or not?"

Qin Feng looked at the audience with an embarrassed smile and said:
"Hehehe, you don't know me, I'm a scientist"

While speaking, he laughed and covered his face and turned around, looking guilty and short of breath.

"Hahaha"

Immediately there was a burst of laughter.

"babble--!"

Then came the deafening boos.

Many cross talk actors on the scene and in front of the TV all laughed at this time and were full of curiosity.

It's really a brand new cross talk, I haven't seen the jokes before, it's interesting!
Lin Yang patted the table with a smile: "Well, I don't even have confidence in myself"

Qin Feng turned around, folded his arms and shook his arms and said with a smile: "How can you make sense of this thing?"

Laughter broke out immediately, followed by boos.

Lin Yang smiled and stretched out his hand to interrupt him: "It can be seen from this figure, this scientist is too slick, why are you shivering?"

"Hahaha"

There was another burst of laughter.

Qin Feng said triumphantly: "I am a second-hand scientist"

Lin Yang smiled and nodded: "Look, it's second-hand!"

There was constant laughter at the scene and in front of the TV.

Okay!What a nonsense, scientists have second-hand!

Qin Feng waved his hand proudly: "It's amazing, if you have any questions, you can ask me, I will choose the answer I know"

Lin Yang smiled and nodded in approval: "This is ashamed and ashamed! This man!"

The laughter started again.

Qin Feng turned his head and glanced at Lin Yang:
"Ah! I hate it. You have to be polite when you talk to scientists. You have to learn etiquette before you learn art. Isn't it strange that there are many etiquettes?"

Lin Yang nodded: "I'm very polite"

Qin Feng nodded and said:

"That's right, a scientist should know everything. As the old saying goes, the belly of a scientist is a grocery store. I will sell whatever I buy."

Lin Yang widened his eyes and shook his head with a smile:

"No, that's not an old saying, it's about cross talk, the belly of an actor is a grocery store"

"Hahaha"

The laughter sounded again.

Especially the many cross talk actors, they are so happy. These two boys are really clever. It's interesting that this sentence can still be used like this!
……

Qin Feng waved his hand impatiently:

"You don't care about that, as long as you are knowledgeable, I have studied a lot! Many things are researched by me, hey, forget it, use the computer"

While speaking, his fingers kept moving around his mouth.

Lin Yang said angrily: "You are knocking on edamame, is this playing on the computer? Like this"

He also imitated Qin Feng's movements, gesticulating with his ten fingers around his mouth.

"Hahaha"

Seeing the movements of the images of the two, the audience laughed so hard that they fell down.

Qin Feng angrily raised his hand and pointed at Lin Yang: "I didn't come out with a computer, otherwise I will put it on your face"

Lin Yang said helplessly: "Do you use this computer like this?"

Qin Feng put his hands on his hips and said viciously: "Dare to provoke me! Scientists know martial arts, no one can stop them!"

"Hahaha"

There was another burst of crazy laughter at the scene and in front of the TV.

"babble--!"

Followed by crazy boos.

The audience laughed and complained crazily.

Okay!This is that scientist, why does he sound like a hooligan!
Lin Yang laughed unceasingly: "Scientists are equated with hooligans"

Qin Feng rubbed his nose:
"You are strictly forbidden to look down on scientists, do you know? If I recruit more than 20 scientists to your home, it will be enough for you!"

Lin Yang smiled wryly and nodded: "I'll be poor even if I just eat."

There was constant laughter at the scene, and the live broadcast was also full of laughter.

Chen Ying, who was on the side of the stage, received a call from the station at this time, telling him that the program's network ratings had reached a record high and continued to soar rapidly.

When this cross talk is over, you will definitely get a jaw-dropping ratings data, and it is possible to compete with the ratings of prime-time programs.

Hearing this news, Chen Ying almost went crazy with joy.

At this time, he looked at the two people performing on the stage, and he was already in love with him beyond words.

Qin Feng's reputation as an elixir of ratings is really well-deserved!

The performance on stage continued.

Qin Feng glanced at Lin Yang with disdain, then said solemnly:

"Hate, hate, don't look down on me, I have made achievements in many fields"

Lin Yang echoed: "Oh! It involves many fields?"

Qin Feng nodded, and immediately smiled like a flower:
"Hmm! Hehe...hehe..., our emotions and anger are invisible!"

Lin Yang's eyes widened in surprise: "It's not showing yet! Okay! The eyeballs are about to fall off."

"Hahaha"

Everyone laughed like crazy in an instant.

"These two guys are so funny, why did you have sex with scientists again today?"

"Hahaha, I laughed so hard, Qin Feng is so good at talking!"

"It's fun, it will definitely be more hilarious in the future!"

"Hey, I can't do it anymore, buddies are laughing like crazy"

……

In addition to the general audience, many cross talk actors also laughed.

Although the cross talk started only a few minutes ago, everyone saw Qin Feng's profound skills and became very interested in this new joke.

Those comedians who were going to meet Qin Feng in the afternoon were looking forward to the meeting even more.

I can finally meet a real person, and I must see if you are superhuman, and you can cause such a big shock in the cross talk world.

And it's not over yet, and it's about to set off even bigger waves, and even completely change the status quo of the cross talk world!Whether or not your kid has this ability, you will find out in the afternoon.

On the stage, Qin Feng reached out and smoothed his chest:
"Because my identity is very unusual, right, do you know who I am?"

Lin Yang smiled and stretched out two fingers to signal: "Second-hand scientist!"

Hearing this sentence, Qin Feng immediately covered his mouth with pride and laughed, very willfully.

"Hahaha"

There was another burst of crazy laughter from the live and live broadcast.

Joy has spread all over Tianjin!

(End of this chapter)