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Chapter 350
While the audience laughed, they also complained wildly.

"Ouch! That's funny, Secondhand Scientist! How did he come up with that?"

"Hahaha, Qin Feng's expression is really cheap!"

"This guy really should be acting, I've never seen such a funny person!"

"Laughing to death, it's another masterpiece with a lot of brain holes"

……

The entrance of Tianhou Palace was already blocked. Fortunately, the police arrived in time and opened a passage, so that the entire street was not blocked.

People stood under the stage, all laughing and leaning back and forth, stumbling around.

On stage, the performance continues.

Qin Feng still laughed hehehe, with an extremely proud expression.

Lin Yang laughed a few times, then looked at the audience and said:
"I don't know whether to listen to this scientist or to listen to this second-hand one."

"Hahaha"

There was another burst of crazy laughter, the sound was deafening.

Qin Feng was so proud that he couldn't find Bei, he turned to Lin Yang and said, "Let me sign for you!"

Lin Yang waved his hand and refused: "No, where to sign? This is"

Qin Feng stretched out his hand to take out his pocket: "I'm carrying a knife, I'll carve your face"

Lin Yang quickly shook his hand and said, "Forget it! Forget it!"

"Hahaha"

The hilarious laughter suddenly raised another level.

People were crazy with joy, and the audience burst into tears.

Okay!The signature is engraved on the face, and you just sign it for someone!
Qin Feng turned his head and looked at the audience and said: "I have studied many things, ranging from aerospace technology and cloning to small streets and lanes and daily necessities."

Lin Yang asked in surprise, "You invented all of this?"

Qin Feng proudly raised his hand and pointed:
"Of course. Once you enter the corridor, it's pitch black. You have to find the little red dot to press the light. Yes, it turns on. Sometimes you press the wrong button, and it turns on!"

"Hahaha"

There was a hearty laugh at the scene.

Lin Yang sighed, "Hi! The switch is still on, and it's also a little red dot."

Qin Feng said helplessly: "I lost that box, now as soon as I enter the corridor, bang..."

Then he clapped his hands.

Lin Yang nodded: "Voice control"

Qin Feng was very proud: "Who studied it?"

Lin Yang questioned, "Who is it?"

Qin Feng raised his hand and patted his chest: "Cough...cough..."

He slapped himself coughing violently, and immediately squatted down and started coughing non-stop.

Lin Yang hurriedly stepped forward to help him with a smile, and patted Shunqi on his back continuously:

"Okay! This scientist is screwed!"

There was a lot of laughter at the scene and in front of the TV.

A house in Jinmen.

Several famous cross talk artists watched this performance on TV, and they all burst into laughter.

Amidst the laughter, they were discussing the performances of Qin Feng and Lin Yang.

"The performances of these two boys are awesome, they are so lifelike, it's not easy!"

"That's true. Where did Qin Feng learn this skill? Especially his creative talent, it's really amazing! I'm so envious after watching this episode!"

"As long as you talk about cross talk, who wouldn't be greedy? It's a pity we don't have the skill to write it!"

"Lao Ma, are you going to Mingshi Teahouse this afternoon?"

"Of course, I really want to meet Qin Feng. This kind of talent is rare! According to Lin Yang's information, Qin Feng is very ambitious! You have to find out what happened!"

"That's what I mean too. Even if we don't participate, we still have to understand his thoughts. This kid's status in the cross talk world has become more and more important, and no one can ignore his existence."

……

In bursts of laughter, a few minutes passed by.

The live and live viewers were already laughing to death, tears streaming down their cheeks.

Even those cross talk actors who rushed to the scene couldn't stop laughing.

On the stage, Qin Feng and Lin Yang began to discuss dreams.

Hearing this, the audience immediately became more excited, the real meat of the show is coming!

Qin Feng pointed to his head and said, "What's the matter with dreaming?"

Lin Yang continued, "Tell me a little bit about it."

Qin Feng patted the back of his head to explain.

"When a person falls asleep, the thinking of the brain does not stop working, and continues to be active. Recreate the things you have met, happened, and scenes you have been to, and dream! Hey, don't associate it with superstition ,it is wrong"

Lin Yang nodded: "It's okay."

Hearing this sentence, many people at the scene nodded, and some shook their heads and smiled, expressing their disbelief.

In addition, there is the itching of the roots of the teeth.

The fortune-teller at the gate of Tianhou Temple, and the fortune-teller, looked at Qin Feng now and gritted his teeth, wishing he could go up and sew his mouth.

You said that cross talk is okay, we don't interfere with the river water, and we don't hinder anyone.

But who would have thought that you, a grandson, would smash our jobs in front of everyone!There is no such thing as you!

Although they were annoyed, they had nothing to do with Qin Feng, they could only stare and get angry.

There are too many people here, whoever dares to make trouble, the police who maintain order will be the first to agree, and will definitely suppress it with an iron fist!

Qin Feng continued: "That's right, someone said that there are different interpretations of what dreams are about."

Lin Yang continued: "Oh! Dream interpretation"

Qin Feng looked at the audience and said: "Someone said that dreaming of water is very good, which means you want to get rich."

Lin Yang answered: "Oh! Water represents wealth."

Qin Feng continued: "I dreamed of goldfish, and I needed money. I dreamed of a child, it's broken! This is a villain."

Lin Yang smiled and said, "Children are villains."

Qin Feng went on to say: "En——! It's better to dream of touching the moon."

Lin Yang was puzzled: "What's the matter with touching the moon?"

Qin Feng said with a look of fascination: "I said this can be the emperor, oh--! I dreamed of touching the moon more than 1000 times."

Lin Yang asked: "You now?"

Qin Feng said helplessly: "Isn't this still talking about cross talk here!"

Lin Yang sighed loudly: "Hi!"

"Hahaha"

There was a lot of laughter.

If you co-author dream of touching the moon, you want to be the emperor, you really want to be blind!

Qin Feng looked at Lin Yang and said: "It seems that he is not old, right?"

Lin Yang shook his hand: "It's useless at all."

Qin Feng paused and continued: "Sometimes what happened during the day is easy to associate at night."

Lin Yang: "Really?"

Qin Feng said with a full face:
"Look, someone invited me to dinner at noon one day. You know my appetite. I only ate four of them. I said I couldn't eat any more."

Lin Yang's eyes widened in surprise: "You didn't hold back!"

"Hahaha"

There was a loud laugh.

Qin Feng stretched out four fingers: "I also ate four cakes, one catty of sourdough cakes"

Lin Yang shook his head with a broken smile: "Is there anyone who rolls roasted duck with bread?"

The laughter continued.

The foreigners at the scene were also amused and laughed. Everyone didn't understand, did they understand?It's just to join in the fun.

Qin Feng said regretfully:
"I can't eat it anymore, I said I can't eat it, I don't want to eat it, and someone invited me to dinner at night, a bird hot pot, chicken, pigeons, everything, eat it in a big hot pot. Sleeping at night, my mind is full of birds!"

Lin Yang smiled and nodded: "I dreamed."

Qin Feng raised his hands and shook them on both sides of his head:

"All kinds of birds fly with that, I carry a shotgun on my back, I'll shoot! This one, that one, shoot the right one, okay! A big arm more than one meter long, croak..., I Come on, this big one, this one I have to hit. Just about to hit him, he speaks, don’t hit, don’t hit!”

He said while doing hunting movements, very vivid.

The audience couldn't help laughing, and the laughter kept coming and going.

Lin Yang asked in surprise, "Did the bird talk?"

Qin Feng said sharply:

"I'm not a bird, I'm not a bird? . . . What? . . . I'm an angel! . . . Whoa! Angel? . . . Stop, the wings are down. I'm an angel. Angel? . . . What's your name? . . . ...You can just call me Xiaosan'er"

Lin Yang laughed and said, "The angel named it that!"

"Hahaha"

There was a burst of crazy laughter at the scene and live broadcast.

Everyone was so happy that they clapped their hands. You are hitting the mistress with a shotgun!Your angel is called Xiaosan!
Qin Feng raised his chin and said, "San'er? What's the matter?...God invites you to go....God? Who's the apprentice?"

Lin Yang quickly reached out to stop him: "God is not our pedestrian, you know?"

"Hahaha"

The audience went crazy with laughter in an instant.

"Okay! This kid is making fun of God again, he's too bold!"

"I just made fun of the Jade Emperor a few days ago, and now it's God's turn. It seems that all the gods and Buddhas in the world, all over the world, can't escape. I guess they are all used for fun by this guy"

"Hahaha, I laughed so hard, the angel's name is Xiaosan, look at it, God's name can't be better!"

"It's too bad, I've never seen such a bad mouth!"

"I really admire this guy, and he wouldn't dare to make fun of it! Awesome!"

……

"Pfft!..."

People in the cross talk world burst into laughter when they heard this passage.

Who apprentice?Who in the cross talk world is so good that he can accept this kind of apprentice?

This kid is really the ancestor of talking freely, he really dares to say anything!

Qin Feng continued to say solemnly:

"Ah? Who's the apprentice? Said you don't care, I have something to do with you, said that you can go to heaven with me, come on. I'll fly up, this is high, look down, oops My mother! Thanks to my practice, otherwise I would have vomited."

Lin Yang smiled and said, "Dizzy!"

Qin Feng gestured to both sides:

"Come to Paradise and take a look. This tall building is huge. There is a fence gate in front, which is locked and a sign is hung. Stalls are strictly prohibited within 100 meters of Paradise."

Lin Yang raised his hand in surprise and pointed to the side: "Ah! There are still stalls in heaven?"

"Hahaha"

The loud laughter burst out again.

The audience laughed so hard that they almost couldn't stand still.

The street stall owners on both sides of the street even collapsed on the ground laughing, and they are still colleagues in heaven!
(End of this chapter)