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Chapter 351 Making fun of God

Amidst loud laughter, the performance continued.

Qin Feng rolled up his sleeves: "San'er said, wait a minute, I'll find it for you, knock on the door, Uncle Wang, Uncle Wang,..."

"Hahaha"

There was a burst of laughter immediately at the scene.

Lin Yang asked with a smile: "What's the matter with Uncle Wang?"

Qin Feng explained: "The uncle in the heavenly messenger room is surnamed Wang, he came out of the messenger room. San'er is back, why did you go?"

The latter sentence is very authentic TJ words.

The tone and expression are so vivid that people who don't know him will definitely think that he is a native Wei Zuizi!
Lin Yang's eyes widened in disbelief: "Okay! We're still from TJ!"

"Hahaha"

The audience on the live and live broadcast were completely laughing like crazy.

Especially the Jinmen audience laughed so hard they almost turned over.

It's our fellow villagers who watch the gate of heaven!It's so powerful, wouldn't it be much more convenient to go to heaven in the future!

Many cross talk actors also laughed endlessly. While laughing, everyone was applauding and admiring Qin Feng's meme.

"No wonder this kid always has good jokes, there are so many whimsical ideas in his head!"

"It's so funny, this meme is probably caught on the spur of the moment!"

"Sure, he'd never imagined there was going to be a show"

"There's nothing wrong with this TJ's words! It's authentic!"

……

On the stage, Qin Feng stretched out his hands and opened the door to both sides:

"Come, come, Mr. Qin is here. Open the door, rattle rattle. Let me come in.... Wait a moment, I'll tell God. He's gone, let me stand there. Face to face A large screen with many clocks hanging on it"

Lin Yang asked in surprise, "Watch?"

Qin Feng nodded, and stretched out his hand to draw the circle the size of the mouth of a bowl: "Well! They are all so big, they are all the same, there are countless, and on the top, the needles rotate at different speeds"

Lin Yang questioned: "What's going on?"

Qin Feng said: "Some are fast, some are slow. I said San'er, come on, what's going on?... You don't know that, if there is a man in the world, there is a corresponding watch in heaven"

Lin Yang suddenly said: "I said so much!"

Qin Feng looked puzzled: "Why do some people spin fast and others slow?... Well, the good ones spin slowly, and the bad ones spin fast!... Oh! Hey, I have a friend called Lin Yang"

Lin Yang nodded and said, "It's about me!"

Qin Feng raised his head and looked around: "Where is his piece? Look for it....Oh, his piece is not here, God took it away, and used it as an electric fan"

Lin Yang opened his mouth wide in shock: "Ah! I'm so bad, I'm all!"

"Hahaha"

The scene completely exploded, and the audience burst out laughing.

"babble--!"

Amidst the laughter, boos were deafening.

Everyone is applauding Qin Feng's wonderful burden, everyone is very enthusiastic and extremely excited, this cross talk is really eye-opening!Bravo!
Among the crowd, Gangzi and Hao Jun laughed so hard that they almost fell to the ground.

"This mouth is too poisonous, Lin Yang is really unlucky!"

"It's unprecedented to hurt others and hurt him!"

……

In front of the TV, Lin Yang's parents and many relatives and friends also laughed unsteadily.

While bursting with laughter, everyone kept complaining crazily.

"Qin Feng is too bad, let's hope he hurt Yang Yang!"

"Isn't it? What a sharp mouth!"

"I'm convinced of this kid, one burden after another! There is no broken belt at all"

"Hahaha, it's so fun!"

"Brother Yangyang is right, why don't you fight back, you should also lose it back"

"It's about cross talk, it's all fake on stage, you can't compare it to the truth, it's normal, Yang Yang is flattering, you can't grab words on stage, otherwise you won't be able to speak"

……

Amidst the laughter, the joy continued.

Qin Feng laughed, then raised his finger and pointed: "Just as I was talking, Uncle Wang came out....Come on, God is waiting, let's go"

It is still an authentic TJ word.There was another burst of laughter at the scene.

Lin Yang smiled and shook his head: "It's still the taste!"

Qin Feng made a smoking gesture: "Push the door and come in, God is sitting there smoking. Just come? Sit down, sit down"

While he was talking, he was smoking a cigarette with an expression of enjoyment, and he flicked the ash from time to time.The action is very vivid, full of an old smoker.

Lin Yang shook his head and smiled: "Okay! God is still addicted to cigarettes"

Qin Feng smiled politely: "Come on, sit down... I said, Mr. Shang"

Lin Yang frowned and laughed, "Mr. Shang?"

Qin Feng scratched his head: "Brother Di! Sit..., brother, sit..."

Lin Yang said helplessly: "Brother and brother"

"Hahaha"

The audience was already laughing to death.

This stalk is so fresh, no one has ever dared to play like this!He really made fun of God!
Those foreign tourists were dumbfounded at this moment, but soon they also started laughing loudly, even more violently and crazily than the rest of the audience.

Qin Feng smiled and continued: "Oh! Oh, I'm so happy that you're here. It's been a long time, but there is one who talks about cross talk going to heaven."

Lin Yang stared and said, "What if the rest are going to hell?"

"Hahaha"

The loud laughter burst out again.

While the audience laughed, they all gave Qin Feng a thumbs up. You dare to say it, I admire you!
Many cross talk actors were stunned for a moment, and then they also burst out laughing.

Everyone understands that this cannot be taken seriously, and almost all cross talk actors also understand that Qin Feng must be targeting the mainstream cross talk world.

In addition, there is another point, the cross talk industry is a very traditional industry, no one believes in God at all, so it would be good not to make fun of him.

Even so, mainstream actors in the cross talk world felt breathless watching it, and there were naturally many people who jumped and cursed.

Gu Weimin is at home right now, pointing at the TV and yelling!

Of course Qin Feng and Lin Yang didn't know about these things, and even if they knew, they definitely wouldn't care.

All their minds were on the performance, they wanted to go all out to finish this cross talk, start the first show in Jinmen, and lay a solid foundation for the afternoon exchange with the cross talk circle in Jinmen, and the rest were secondary.

Qin Feng said politely: "Drink water, drink water, I said I don't drink it.... Hehe, what, Lao Wang, go get some food, the second brother is here, hurry up, go get some food!"

Another authentic TJ dialect, the second elder brother is the name of a strange man in Jinmen for the first time.

Lin Yang laughed and said, "Hey, what's the word for heaven!"

"Hahaha"

Laughter continued.

The live and live broadcast audiences in Tianjin are so kind to hear this word!All of them were full of interest, they had completely regarded Qin Feng as their own.

Qin Feng smiled and waved his hand: "Get some food, you are here today, I will treat you well"

Lin Yang nodded and said, "Yes! It's good to eat."

Qin Feng said excitedly: "The time will come in a while, it can be spread out, one set for each person, I'm the two eggs"

Lin Yang said in surprise, "Pancake fruit!"

Another burst of laughter.

Pancakes and fruits are the favorite breakfast of the people in Jinmen, just like the Jiaohuan bean juice in Beijing.

So hearing this passage, every audience member felt extremely cordial.

This cross talk is great, it's talking about our life, it's interesting!
(End of this chapter)