Chapter 352

Amidst the roar of laughter, Qin Feng said with a bitter face:
"I said, let's just eat this?... Hey! There's no way, there are only four of us in heaven, ah! Little San'er, Old Wang, I, you, it's really not worth the fire."

Lin Yang smiled and nodded: "Don't hire a cook."

Qin Feng smiled:

"Let's make do with it first, let's make do with it first. After eating, sit here, I said there are only a few of us in heaven, we're so tired, what's the fun?
God said, I’m not here for fun, but if you want anything, you can ask, and I can make your wish come true”

Lin Yang nodded: "Oh! Then you can mention a few."

Having said that, loud laughter immediately sounded.

Many people immediately thought of the second half of "Journey to the West" that Qin Feng talked about on the backstage of CCTV on the day of the Lantern Festival, the part where the big blue goblin who came out of the lamp was teasing and coughing with the Jade Emperor.

Last time it was Jade Emperor, this time it was God.

I don't know how this kid is going to make fun of God?Everyone waited eagerly.

Qin Feng smiled happily: "Hey! It's a good thing you said this."

Lin Yang was also very excited, and urged: "Tell him!"

Qin Feng said seriously: "I said, I hope the world is peaceful"

Lin Yang nodded in approval: "Big wish"

Qin Feng showed embarrassment, scratched his chin and pondered for a while: "This is difficult..., tell the truth, buddy, I'm not trying to refute your face"

Lin Yang frowned and sighed: "Hey! Why is this God so vulgar, this God?"

"Hahaha"

Laughter broke out again.

Okay!How can this be God, don't these two alleys collide with each other!
Qin Feng was smoking again: "Because I have to be able to do this, right! This is difficult for me, you can discuss other things, ah!"

Lin Yang nodded: "Let's mention one more thing!"

Qin Feng said contemptuously: "Ah! You say, even world peace can't be achieved..., hey! I have a friend named Lin Yang"

Lin Yang smiled and said, "Thinking of me again!"

Qin Feng excitedly took out his pocket: "Look, I have a photo with me, he is not good-looking, can you make him more beautiful?"

After speaking, he spread his palms, pointed his head in the other direction and kept smoking, with an expression of enjoyment.

Lin Yang smiled and praised: "It's for my own good, what's the matter?... Can you pinch that cigarette? Take a look at this photo"

Qin Feng looked at the photo in his hand, thought for a while, then turned his head and said seriously: "Let's talk about world peace."

Lin Yang sighed unhappily: "Oh!"

He was sighing here, but Qin Feng had already tore up the photo on the other side, then threw it on the ground, and kicked it twice, which seemed to relieve his hatred!

"Hahaha"

The laughter sounded like a tsunami.

People were crazy with joy. This extremely funny line, coupled with Qin Feng's humorous body movements, immediately exploded everywhere on the live and live broadcast.

"It's really hurt! Is Lin Yang so ugly?"

"Hahaha, I laughed so hard, whoever gets on this partner will vomit blood!"

"Let's talk about world peace, another classic!"

"It's so exciting, this cross talk is enjoyable to listen to!"

……

Gangzi and Hao Jun had already laughed so hard that they had no strength at all, so they could only lean against each other, otherwise they would both have to sit on the ground.

Lin Yang's parents, relatives and friends also burst into tears with laughter.

Especially Lin Yang's mother, who laughed and wiped her tears while complaining non-stop.

"Qin Feng is such a bastard, we must deal with him when we meet, is Yang Yang so ugly?"

In the capital school, Cong Shan was lying on the bed laughing and scolding Qin Feng.

Simply bad!How dare you hurt Lin Yang so much!

"babble--!"

Before the laughter fell, boos immediately followed like a sky-shattering sound.

Everyone was completely overwhelmed by this stalk, only Qin Feng could think of it!
Amidst the laughter, Qin Feng stretched out his foot and kicked the place where the photo was thrown a few times, as if he was puzzled and hated.

Lin Yang stretched out his hand to stop it, then stared and said, "Is this more difficult than world peace?"

Qin Feng gritted his teeth and said: "I hate me so much, who told you to tear it up? No, say no, why are you tearing it up? I am useful!"

Lin Yang asked in surprise, "Why?"

Qin Feng raised his hand and pointed to the ground: "I keep the evil spirit envoy's."

Lin Yang said dumbfoundedly: "Hey! That's fine, just tear it up."

"Hahaha"

Another burst of maniacal laughter.

It's made by evil spirits!It's too detrimental, it's really a curse without dirty words!
Qin Feng rolled up his sleeves, raised his hand and pointed backwards, and said angrily: "I said, you come out, you come out"

Lin Yang asked, "What for?"

Qin Feng smiled and stretched out his hand to unbutton his chest: "God is happy, he unbuttoned it, wow! Once he took it off, he slapped his hand to protect his heart hair."

Lin Yang added: "God?"

The intensity of the laughter suddenly increased.

You can see that these two boys are teaming up to ruin God!

Qin Feng gestured backwards from his chest with both hands: "There are two hairtail tattoos here."

Lin Yang corrected with a wry smile: "Hi! That's Erlong Xizhu!"

The laughter was deafening and got louder.

Qin Feng stretched out his hand and pointed backward: "Put on the sunglasses, you come out, go, we two are outside, outside, ah!"

Lin Yang said in surprise: "The boss of the underworld!"

Qin Feng rolled up his sleeves:
"I thought to myself, I'm afraid of you?... But after thinking about it again, I'm alone, the three of them, Lao Wang and San'er.

I couldn't beat them, so I jumped to the top of the clouds, flash!As soon as I stood up, God took out the remote control, 'Flip! 'Wow! "

While speaking, he stretched out his hands and made a flipping motion.

"Hahaha"

The laughter couldn't be stopped at all, and many people were paralyzed from laughter.

Lin Yang asked in surprise, "Clouds?"

Qin Feng turned his head and explained: "The clouds are supported by their family, do you know?"

Lin Yang sighed, "Hi! Is there anyone who feeds the clouds?"

The entire Ancient Culture Street was completely transformed into a sea of ​​joy.

The big screens at both ends of the street also switched to the satellite TV channel, playing Qin Feng's cross talk.

The big screen was surrounded by the audience, who were also laughing like hell.

Qin Feng pointed down with a bitter face: "Hit up Bianyou... come down, it's over! I must fall to my death"

Lin Yang nodded: "Yes"

Qin Feng stretched his arms forward: "Suddenly, boom! Someone reached out and caught me"

Lin Yang continued: "Stop it!"

Qin Feng frowned: "Look at the ground, hey! These two look like goblins, one with the head of a cow and the other with the head of a horse."

Lin Yang suddenly said: "This is the bull's head and horse noodles."

Qin Feng was startled: "Yin Cao Difu, bull head and horse face, we have seen it, I said, yo! Thank you two for saving lives.... Are you Qin Feng?... No, no, my name is Lin Yang"

Lin Yang shook his hands angrily: "Why are you mentioning me at this time?"

"Hahaha"

Laughter burst out suddenly.

While people were laughing, they were slapping their thighs, objects around them, and anything else that could be photographed, and tears flew from everyone's laughter.

It's too bad, it's gone to hell, and I want to pull Lin Yang back, it's really bad, there are sores on the top of the head, pus on the soles of the feet!There is no cure!

Many people in the Jinmen cross talk circle laughed so hard that they fell down, and some even fell on the table, out of breath from laughing.

"The cooperation is so tacit, it's like a partner for a few months, it's almost as if they've been together for half a lifetime!"

"Don't forget that these two are classmates. It is said that they are still in the same dormitory. It is not surprising that there is such a tacit understanding."

"This stalk is good, can we use it?"

"Old Tang, I advise you to be cautious. The master and apprentice Liu Fuxiang in the capital is a lesson learned from the past, a bloody lesson!"

"That's it! Be careful! If you want to use it, you'd better say hello first and get Qin Feng's permission. This kid looks harmless to humans and animals, but it's frightening to be so ruthless!"

"That's true. This kid is famous for his vengeance. It's best not to mess with him!"

……

On the stage, the joy continued to be released.

Qin Feng asked with doubts on his face: "Lin Yang? No way! Why are you so miserable?"

Lin Yang shook his hand dumbfoundingly: "Hey! Let's forget about this."

"Hahaha"

There was another burst of crazy laughter.

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