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Chapter 6

"Full house!"

The hilarious opening of Qin Feng and Lin Yang reassured all the students.

"These two boys are really good at cross talk!"

"I thought Qin Feng was bragging, but I didn't expect it to happen!"

"I think it's better than singing. Although Qin Feng's singing is also great, cross talk is more suitable for today's party. The most important thing is that this is the only one!"

"These two boys are so funny, not only Qin Feng is unexpected, but Lin Yang is also surprising!"

Seeing the reaction of the audience, Qin Feng and Lin Yang put their hearts into their stomachs.

The head has already been opened, as long as there are no major problems in the future, today will definitely be a success. The two have completely relaxed, and the performance state is naturally getting better and better.

Qin Feng looked at the audience with a smile on his face:

"When I first came to the stage and heard everyone's applause, I knew that everyone loves to listen to cross talk, otherwise they wouldn't be so enthusiastic."

Lin Yang nodded: "That is"

Qin Feng said solemnly:

"A lot of people came today, and the auditorium was already full. There were probably thousands of people. Some came from a dormitory, some brought their classmates, some brought their girlfriends, and some brought other girls. from friends”

"Hahaha"

The whole audience laughed.

Lin Yang stared in surprise: "Ah, you can see this!"

The laughter continued.

Qin Feng glanced at the audience in the audience: "Let me see, raise your hand, whoever brought someone else's girlfriend here?"

"Hahaha"

There was another burst of laughter, and some people raised their hands cooperatively, and there were quite a few of them.

Lin Yang looked down the stage, pointed to the students who raised their hands, and said loudly in surprise:

"There are really some people who raise their hands!"

"Hahaha"

The audience laughed, and then turned to look at the students who raised their hands.

Dozens of arms were raised high, Qin Feng and Lin Yang watched with joy.

Lin Yang paused for a moment and said, "It's all right, this is"

"Hahaha"

The laughter grew louder.

Many students took out their mobile phones to take pictures on the stage, and some quickly sent messages in Moments.

"Everyone, come to the auditorium, today's cross talk is wonderful!"

"Don't be ridiculous, what good jokes can those bastards from the cross talk club have? I might as well play games when I have time!"

"That's right, when did you pretend to be a babysitter in the Crosstalk Club, and there are no girls there!"

"Too lazy to explain, the last video opened your eyes, you can decide for yourself if you come or not"

……

Qin Feng went on to say: "Seeing so many students pairing up one-on-one, I am very envious. In fact, I really hope to have such a beautiful relationship."

Lin Yang: "You!"

Qin Feng's ex-girlfriend and her boyfriend in the audience were watching the performance. When they heard Qin Feng say this, their faces changed suddenly, and both of them began to pray in their hearts:
"You stinky rascal, don't mention our affairs, we don't want to use this name"

Qin Feng closed his eyes and stretched out his hand in front of him:
"I always have such a painting in front of me, a particularly beautiful oil painting"

Lin Yang continued, "What are you painting?"

Qin Feng began to make gestures in front of him with his hands:

"The sky is blue, the water is clear, the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant, the brook is gurgling, the big forest is green, and a few seagulls are flying by the river"

Lin Yang stretched out his hand in surprise and interrupted the intoxicated Qin Feng: "Ah! Wait for a while."

Then he asked, "Are there seagulls by the river?"

The audience laughed again, almost without interruption, and everyone kept laughing.

Qin Feng immediately changed his words: "Beach, a few river gulls flew by the sea"

Lin Yang waved his hand helplessly: "Stop talking, you"

Qin Feng said: "Anyway, I just flew over a few birds."

Lin Yang nodded: "That's fine."

Qin Feng stretched out his hand and pointed in front of him: "On the tree-lined path, the princess and the prince came slowly holding hands, followed by a white horse, walking forward while grazing, the prince sang in a low voice. singing"

Lin Yang continued, "Which one is singing?"

Qin Feng sang proudly into the microphone: "I am a proud diesel worker, for the motherland..."

"Hahaha"

The burst of laughter suddenly sounded, and some students laughed so hard that they almost fainted.

Lin Yang quickly interrupted Qin Feng, grinning and waving his hands, he said, "That's all, that's all right, you can go back to work."

The audience couldn't stop laughing, some even laughed until they burst into tears.

"Oh no, I'm going to die laughing"

"It's so funny, how did they think of it?"

……

Qin Feng continued: "The princess next to me also sang along, I love you..."

This passage is sung very vaguely, and it is not really heard at all.

Lin Yang: "I can't even speak words."

Qin Feng waved his hand forward: "Everything is as written in a fairy tale, the prince and princess started a shameless life"

"Hahaha"

Everyone burst into laughter.

Especially some girls, their faces were blushing, but they couldn't help laughing together, and the atmosphere was completely excited!

Lin Yang also laughed, and sighed: "The ending is not so good! Is a shameless life reasonable!"

Qin Feng continued: "This is a fantasy of mine, I also had a girlfriend"

Lin Yang: "I also made friends"

Qin Feng said with a happy face: "She is gentle and elegant, especially cute... When we are free and have nothing to do, we sit and chat together, play Go, and drink tea"

Lin Yang continued: "Let's have some tea"

The face of Qin Feng's ex-girlfriend in the audience was completely pale at this moment, her eyes were fixed on Qin Feng on the stage, and her two fists were about to be crushed.

"You stinky rascal, you will die if you don't talk about your ex-girlfriend!"

Qin Feng looked fascinated, and stretched out his hands to describe:

"Thinking about it now, it was like in a dream. A burner of incense was lit in the room, and the two of us sat opposite each other."

Lin Yang nodded in approval: "It's too particular!"

Qin Feng made a gesture of making tea:

"Open the tea pot, take out Tieguanyin, sit on the water, pour it in with boiling water, pour out the first brew (four beeps), the water for washing the tea is not drinkable"

Lin Yang nodded in agreement: "Yes, yes."

Qin Feng waved his hands and continued:

"We started drinking from the second brew (sound)..., I drank one brew (sound) and another brew (sound)..."

"Hahaha"

The students below all started laughing.

Several teachers in the auditorium who like to drink tea will all have a dumbfounding expression.

"Hahaha, you bastard, how can we drink tea in the future?"

"These two boys are too poisonous. I don't plan to drink tea in the short term, so as not to be disgusted when I think about it"

……

Lin Yang frowned on the stage: "You two are so angry, this bubble (sound) and bubble (sound)"

"Hahaha"

The laughter grew louder.

Qin Feng paused, pouted and said, "You haven't had tea, have you?"

Lin Yang shook his hands and said with a smile, "I've drank it before, but I've never had such a delicious one!"

"Hahaha"

The students laughed like crazy, many of them slapped their thighs and laughed wildly, and the teacher also laughed heartily.

Qin Feng made a teacup with his right hand and raised it in front of his eyes: "You have to look at the color."

Lin Yang directly raised his chin: "How fresh!"

Qin Feng: "It was very yellow at the beginning, but it didn't turn yellow afterward"

Lin Yang nodded one after another: "Yes, that's getting angry..., I drank one after another (four beeps), making tea"

"Hahaha"

The laughter nearly knocked the roof off.

"These two guys are so good at talking nonsense! They're making me laugh!"

"It's disgusting, don't ask me to drink tea from now on!"

"I'm dying of laughter, how did you come up with this paragraph? It's absolutely amazing!"

……

There are already many students watching the live broadcast on the campus network, and they are all laughing hard at this meeting.

Especially those who were drinking tea, when they heard this, they all spat out with a 'poof', then threw away their teacups, and looked at Qin Feng and Lin Yang on the screen of the computer or mobile phone dumbfounded.

"These two grandsons! Killed me!"

The rest were cheering.

"Damn it, this song sounds so good"

"Hahaha, fun!"

……

Qin Feng touched his forehead: "I'm sorry, I don't remember. When I think of her, I get agitated. I'm sorry,... one soak (four beeps) and another (one beep)"

Lin Yang curled his lips in disgust, and waved his hands: "Hey!...don't mess with this."

Qin Feng: "I take good care of her"

Lin Yang: "Yes"

Qin Feng continued: "She also mentioned this"

Lin Yang nodded: "Really?"

Qin Feng said affectionately: "She said to me affectionately, "You are too kind to me. In the next life, I will be a cow and a horse, and I will also pull weeds for you.""

Lin Yang stared and stretched out two fingers: "You two beasts, this is"

Qin Feng's ex-girlfriend almost spit out a mouthful of blood, and there were already tears in her eyes.

"Smelly hooligan, you are too vicious, is there anyone who arranges people like you!"

"Hahaha..." The laughter continued.

Qin Feng stretched out his hand and pushed Lin Yang.

Lin Yang was pushed out a step, and said with a smile: "Nonsense, she is like a cow and a horse and feeds you grass."

Qin Feng poked his neck: "I'll be like a cow or a horse"

Lin Yang: "Aren't they still two?"

Qin Feng said sadly: "One, she is not, that good time passed later, and we two often quarreled afterwards"

Lin Yang was very surprised: "He still fights!"

Qin Feng nodded: "It's a lot of noise."

Lin Yang: "Really?"

Qin Feng gestured with his hand, and then said:

"She accused me of "you are ruthless and unreasonable", I said "you are ruthless and unreasonable", you said who was cruel and unreasonable, I said you were cruel and unreasonable, you are ruthless and unreasonable, I am not ruthless and unreasonable. Ruthless and unreasonable making trouble, but not as cold and ruthless and unreasonable as you, I don't have ruthless and unreasonable making trouble at all, and when it comes to being ruthless and unreasonable, it means you are ruthless and unreasonable..."

Lin Yang stared dumbfounded at Qin Feng repeating this sentence like a cannonball.

"Hahaha"

The audience was already laughing like hell, and many of them were leaning on their chairs and laughing non-stop.

"This phrase is so funny, where did it come from?"

"It's over, guts lol knotted"

……

Lin Yang quickly reached out his hand to stop Qin Feng: "Your girlfriend is a female cross talk talker, right?"

"Hahaha"

The audience continued to laugh.

Qin Feng said in great pain: "After the quarrel, we broke up"

Lin Yang: "That is"

Qin Feng looked at the palm: "When she left, she left me a note, 'Don't look for me again, I'm dead'"

Lin Yang said in surprise, "Dead!"

Qin Feng said with great pain: "This is what I said to break the relationship. I was stupid at that time, and there was a thunderbolt from the blue sky, and there was a sound of underpants."

Lin Yang said in surprise, "What's the sound of the panties, what's the sound of the panties!"

Qin Feng explained: "Didn't people say that when a thunderbolt comes from the blue sky, there will be a sound of underpants?"

Lin Yang shook his hands: "There is no walking in this place, let's say kucha."

After a pause, Lin Yang said loudly: "Kucha sounds outrageous!"

"Hahaha……"

The audience laughed like crazy, and many of them burst into tears.

Qin Feng laughed: "Don't disturb me, I'm very lyrical"

Lin Yang also smiled and waved his hands: "Who is bothering you? What kind of feelings are you expressing? It's all about panties."

The laughter never stopped, and the sound became louder and louder, like ocean waves, one wave after another, never stopping.

When the laughter subsided a little, Qin Feng said sadly:
"That's it, we broke up. I felt very uncomfortable. Anyone who has made a mistake knows that"

Lin Yang asked with a look of doubt: "The one who lost the chaos?"

Qin Feng: "Is it chaos?"

Lin Yang corrected: "Broken love!"

Qin Feng suddenly said: "Oh, I'm broken in love, I feel very sad, I'm going to bite the bullet and start here, and I won't find a girlfriend again."

Lin Yang said in surprise, "Yo!"

Qin Feng shook his head: "Later, a lot of people persuaded me, and I said you don't persuade me, my heart is dead, time flies, time flies, maybe time is the best medicine, I began to think that I would never again falling in love"

Lin Yang: "Ah!"

Qin Feng continued: "Day by day, I figured it out on the third day"

"Hahaha"

The laughter that had just subsided a little immediately started again, louder than before.

Lin Yang couldn't laugh or cry and said: "Just be silent for three days, you."

Qin Feng covered his face: "I didn't find a suitable one in the past three days."

Lin Yang shook his hands and said, "I didn't take it to heart at all, feelings."

"Hahaha"

The laughter of the students could no longer be stopped.

"I'll go! Only three days!"

"His ex-girlfriend must hate him to death!"

Qin Feng stretched out his hand and pointed upwards: "Oh, in my neighborhood, when I accidentally raised my head, a girl waved at me."

As he spoke, he waved to the audience in all directions.

Lin Yang also made a greeting gesture: "Say hello... I have met the right one."

Qin Feng said with a smile: "Hey hey, I didn't know until later that someone wiped the glass."

Lin Yang said in surprise: "Hi! You don't look at the towel in your hand, you just look at your hand when you close it."

Seeing the funny gestures of the two constantly cooperating, everyone couldn't stop laughing, and kept laughing "hahaha".

Qin Feng clasped his hands together: "I suddenly feel that my spring is here again."

Lin Yang: "Oh!"

Qin Feng pointed with his finger: "I was waiting for her at the gate of the community, and I finally saw her, she is so graceful and beautiful."

Lin Yang nodded: "It looks good."

Qin Feng: "I walked over in a very gentlemanly manner, stretched my legs,... with a snap, I fell over there"

As he said that, he made a gesture of stretching his legs and tripping people.

Lin Yang opened his mouth wide: "Hey! Gentlemen still do this."

Qin Feng looked at the audience in the audience: "I reached out to help her and said to her, 'Don't be nervous, I'm not a good person'"

Lin Yang looked surprised: "Ah!"

Qin Feng covered his mouth and said loudly in panic: "Hey! You said it wrong!"

Lin Yang smiled: "Nonsense, you told the truth."

"Hahaha"

The students were already laughing so hard that many of them were lying on the backs of their chairs, already laughing like hell.

Qin Feng's classmates were all laughing like crazy, they couldn't even lift up the mobile phone they were shooting on, and the picture was so shaking that it was almost impossible to watch.

Even Liu Yan, who was injured, laughed with tears all over her face, and she had long forgotten the regret of not being able to participate in the cultural performance.

The teachers in the field also counted one by one, and they couldn't help themselves laughing.

"It's so funny, there is more than one Liu Yan in the second year of business administration! There are such talents!"

"Professor Wang, don't talk about it, let's have a laugh, these two boys are so funny, I have never heard such a funny cross talk"

"Ouch! I'm dying laughing"

……

Qin Feng pointed to the distance, and continued: "After she stood up, she walked away."

Lin Yang: "I don't care about you"

Qin Feng's face was intoxicated: "I was stunned when I looked at her back, she is so beautiful."

Lin Yangmu answered blankly: "Oh."

Immediately afterwards, Qin Feng took Fan and sang opera commentary:

"Such a beautiful woman is rare in the world. She looks like a flower, like jade, and looks like a fairy. She has a plain mouth, a pretty waist, and the wind and moon can learn from each other. She is like a flower like jade, and she overwhelms all the beautiful women. But thinking that this place is not a peach feast, how can she be in the moonlight?" Chang'e left Guanghan..."

In this commentary, Qin Feng used his hands, feet and figure to his fullest.

In his mind, he had already opened the excerpts of Peach Blossom Temple, an opera review, learned the performances in it, and reproduced them on the stage, which is very charming.

After being reborn, Qin Feng found that his voice was much better than before. Although his voice was not unpleasant before, he still couldn't sing traditional operas, but now it's not difficult at all, and he can do it easily!This may be the benefit of rebirth!
Qin Feng's performance immediately stunned the audience, which is so skillful!
Lin Yang was also stunned, and looked at Qin Feng in disbelief.

He didn't expect that Qin Feng could sing such a wonderful opera commentary, which cannot be accomplished in a day or two.

Everyone was stunned!Except for Qin Feng's aria, there was no sound in the whole venue. Everyone was attracted by this wonderful traditional opera.

Many students were cooperating with him shaking their heads, and Qin Feng's classmates were not only shocked by his singing at this time, but also full of countless questions. Is this the Qin Feng that everyone knows?

The most excited people at the scene were the elderly teachers in the auditorium. They never expected to hear such a wonderful commentary on the school's New Year's Day party.

Everyone was already fascinated, with their eyes closed, shaking their heads following Qin Feng's libretto, and some teachers who could sing this excerpt also co-wrote softly.

No matter the teacher or the classmates, watching Qin Feng on the stage was extremely shocked.

(End of this chapter)