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Chapter 7 The Mouth That Spits Poison
When the song was over, the whole audience stood up with a clatter.

"clap clap"

Thunderous applause suddenly sounded, and soon swept the entire auditorium like a storm.

"it is good!"

"It sings so well!"

"Qin Feng, good job!"

……

The applause resounded throughout the audience, even Lin Yang on the stage was also applauding Qin Feng.

The applause lasted for 30 seconds before subsiding. Qin Feng pressed his hands down and signaled everyone to sit down.

After calming down for a while, Qin Feng picked up the joke just now, and said in a firm tone: "I am determined, I want to chase her"

Lin Yang: "Pursue others"

Qin Feng said: "It's in a community, it's more convenient. As soon as I go out of the community, she buys newspapers, and I buy them too! 'What a coincidence, you also buy newspapers'"

After speaking, he made a gesture of waving goodbye, followed by a regretful expression.

Lin Yang: "I ignored you!"

Qin Feng continued with a smile: "Let's go..., the bus stop at the door, waiting for 'what a coincidence, you are waiting for the bus too'"

Lin Yang: "Oh"

Qin Feng continued: "The supermarket across the door also ran into 'what a coincidence, you also go to the supermarket'"

Lin Yang smiled: "Hey!"

Qin Feng made a gesture of washing his hands: "Come out of the bathroom, wash your hands here'What a coincidence, did you pee on your hands too?'"

Lin Yang opened his mouth wide, and sighed loudly with a broken smile: "Hi!"

"Hahaha"

There was a burst of laughter, and everyone was laughing.

A few students who were drinking water sprayed all the water out of their mouths with a 'poof', and then coughed continuously. Many of them slapped their thighs and laughed wildly.

"It's so funny, baby!"

"It's over, I must go to the hospital at the end of today, my intestines are about to break"

"I can't live anymore. After watching this cross talk, I can't watch the rest of the show."

"This brain circuit is different from ordinary people! It's so funny"

The happiest thing is the students waiting in the background.

Qin Feng had already told the joke about peeing his hands backstage before, and it was even more fun to listen to it now, and everyone was laughing all over the place in an instant.

The hostess also secretly covered her mouth and smiled. Looking at Qin Feng on the stage at this time, she didn't think he was so annoying anymore.

The rest of the school was also laughing, and the whole school was full of joy.

On the stage, Lin Yang asked loudly: "If she can really pee on her hands, would you still chase her?"

The audience broke down laughing again,
Qin Feng wrinkled his nose and looked at Lin Yang with disgust: "Why are you so obnoxious, you know it's dirty?"

Lin Yang raised his chin and pouted back directly at Qin Feng: "Nonsense, is there such a thing as close?"

Qin Feng continued: "The girl stopped and asked me 'what are you going to do?'"

Lin Yang nodded affirmatively: "Yes, you made it clear!"

Qin Feng patted his chest and said: "I said, I admire you very much, what do you think is wrong with me, I will change it"

Lin Yang: "Yes"

Qin Feng: "The girl nodded, 'What do you think of me, I'll change...'"

Lin Yang shook his head with a broken smile and said, "There is no drama at all!"

"Hahaha"

The laughter was even crazier.

Many girls have secretly memorized this phrase, which can be used to reject boys in the future, it is definitely a big killer.

"It's so funny, what do you think of me, I'll change it, this word is absolutely dead!"

"It's over, girls will have the best rejection lines in the future"

"I laughed so hard, my buddies will be fans of these two boys from now on, it's so fucking funny!"

……

Qin Feng continued to say with a look of frustration:

"I failed in love again, and when I was depressed, someone introduced me to a girlfriend"

Lin Yang: "Oh! It was introduced"

Qin Feng: "Let's meet outside, it's quite cold, the leaves are falling off, the west wind is blowing, and the geese are flying from the north to the south, it's already late autumn"

Lin Yang nodded and said, "Oh, it's cold."

Qin Feng drew the shape of the chair with his hands and continued:

"The two of us sat on a big bench in the park, and I took a closer look at her"

Lin Yang paused and said, "Look at it."

Qin Feng gestured for the height with his hands: "About 1.4 meters."

Lin Yang: "It's a good match"

The audience laughed again, endlessly.

Qin Feng gestured on his face with his hands: "That little face is purple."

Lin Yang's eyes widened in surprise: "Purple?"

Qin Feng continued to say with a look of doubt: "I have freckles on my face, I wonder if it is the endorsement for VL?"

Lin Yang's eyes widened and he flicked his chin: "I've never heard of it, you can't paint your face even in endorsements."

Qin Feng still had doubts on his face, and continued:

"Her appearance has surpassed human imagination, and this woman is too recognizable, with a very post-modern style"

"Hahaha"

The audience continued to laugh, and some of them had turned purple from laughing, but they couldn't help laughing.

Lin Yang sneered, curled his lips and said, "I've never heard of it."

Qin Feng had a sluggish expression on his face: "After being in a daze for a long time, she took the initiative to break the deadlock 'Hello'"

Lin Yang let out a 'hoo'.

Qin Feng looked up and down: "What's the name?"

Lin Yang: "Yes"

Qin Feng looked at his palm with a shy expression: "My pseudonym is Rejection"

Lin Yang: "Oh"

Qin Feng smiled, and gestured with his right hand on the palm of his left hand:

"I didn't expect such a big contrast between her name and her own. Her pseudonym is "Refused", which shows that she is very noble."

Lin Yang nodded: "Refused"

Qin Feng kept writing on the palm of his hand with his fingers: "Why did you choose such a pseudonym?"

Lin Yang: "Huh?"

Qin Feng still looked shy with his head down:

"I think it's better to call it rejection, adding radicals is more reserved"

Lin Yang looked suspicious: "What about removing the radicals?"

Qin Feng picked his finger and said shyly: "Ju Se"

Lin Yang was taken aback: "Oh——!"

Qin Feng also showed an overly frightened expression, and his body flashed backwards.

Lin Yang went on to say: "Meet a womanizer"

"Hahaha"

The laughter in the auditorium suddenly increased seven or eight times, and everyone laughed like crazy.

Some people laughed so hard that they almost rolled over from their chairs, slapping the chair backs or armrests frantically, laughing non-stop.

"It's too messy, refuse, giant color"

"How did you come up with this word? I laughed so hard"

"I can't live anymore, I laughed to death, and I can't use the word "reject" casually in the future."

"It's so bad, does anyone say that about girls?"

……

The scene was completely blown up, and the campus network was completely boiled.

Everyone who watched the webcast was overjoyed.

While laughing, the students were also full of curiosity about Qin Feng and Lin Yang.

Their performance was so amazing that everyone was shocked. No one expected that there would be such an awesome person beside them.

Qin Feng smiled and gestured up and down with his hands: "Hehehe, really big, hehehe"

Lin Yang: "Oh"

Qin Feng said shyly: "Don't look at me being fat, I have a thin waist, don't look at me being ugly, my nickname is Meili"

Lin Yang: "Oh"

Qin Feng picked his fingers and asked: "Girl, how much do you weigh?"

Then he changed his voice and answered by himself: "Two hundred and six"

Lin Yang was taken aback: "Oh! Two hundred and six"

Qin Feng continued to pick his fingers: "I didn't know until later that I was fooled."

Lin Yang: "What's wrong?"

Qin Feng nodded angrily and said, "It's only 260 catties"

Lin Yang sighed: "Oh! It's all over!"

"Hahaha"

Laughter once again swept the audience.

Everyone has become numb from laughing, and many people can only cover their mouths to laugh now, for fear that they will laugh too hard and their bodies will not be able to hold on.

Qin Feng still had a resentful expression on his face: "I admire from the bottom of my heart, girl, you are such a man"

With that said, he gave a thumbs up.

Lin Yang pursed his lips: "What do you say, is there anyone who praises women so much?"

Qin Feng went on to say: "She was so happy, she took out a razor from her pocket, scoff..."

As he spoke, he gesticulated to shave his face and dubbed the voice.

Lin Yang was taken aback: "Oh! You've got so many rashes!"

"Hahaha"

Qin Feng made a smoking motion: "Take out a cigarette and come to this girl, take a big puff, blow out a smoke ring... In all honesty, I have never seen such a good smoke ring in so many years , big and round... one more, one more... I love to see this," he said, drawing a circle with his hand.

Lin Yang: "I love watching this"

Qin Feng took a deep breath: "Zi-!"

Lin Yang watched Qin Feng's movements: "Take a deep breath"

Qin Feng vomited, and quickly lowered his head in the shape of vomiting

"Hahaha"

Qin Feng waved his hand in disgust: "It's all over the floor."

Lin Yang: Oh, I even ticked off the dinner."

Qin Feng sighed for a long time: "Oh, I don't have a word, I dare not speak while sitting"

Lin Yang also sighed: "I'm speechless."

Qin Feng gestured with his hands: "She's staying here too, someone came over and drew a circle on her face and wrote the word "demolition""

Lin Yang sighed, shook his hands and said, "Well, I really can't see it, this man"

"Hahaha"

The burst of laughter broke out again, and many students supported each other's shoulders or the armrests and backs of chairs, laughing so hard that they couldn't straighten their waists.

"This is too bad, I wrote a word!"

"This mouth, it can spray poison!"

"Ouch! I'll go!"

……

Qin Feng said solemnly: "I think they are a bit too much"

Lin Yang pouted: "How fresh?"

Qin Feng continued: "I sighed and told her, don't take it to heart"

Lin Yang: "Yes"

Qin Feng patted himself on the shoulder:

"She was very grateful, and she gently fell on my shoulder. A photographer came over and took a photo, which was later named "Human Ghost Love", she said, gesturing for a photo with her hands.

Lin Yang's face was all wrinkled, and he sighed with a broken smile: "Oh! What a shame!"

"Hahaha"

The classmates and the teacher could only lean on the back of the chair and burst into laughter, and they didn't even have the strength to sit upright.

After a pause, Qin Feng continued:

"After sitting for a long time, I really had nothing to say. She asked me, 'Are you hungry, let's go eat'. I said no, I don't have an appetite. Yesterday I dreamed of eating noodles, and in the morning I found that my shoelaces were gone."

Lin Yang suddenly said, pointing to the side with his hand: "Okay, is this a dream, isn't this a night tour!"

Qin Feng touched his stomach and said: "I'm not hungry.—Let's go, let's eat together."

Lin Yang: "Still eating"

Qin Feng made a gesture of holding hands:

"Pull me to stand up, we walked forward hand in hand, a friend came from the opposite side, looked at me amused 'new Tibetan mastiff?"

Lin Yang looked surprised: "Well, it looks like a dog."

Qin Feng pointed forward viciously: "Kill you to death!"

"Hahaha"

The students had collapsed on their seats with laughter, tears streaming down their faces.

Watching Qin Feng's movements, the laughter of "hehehe" kept coming out of his throat, and many students' facial nerves were almost out of balance.

The situation was the same backstage, almost no one was standing, everyone was squatting on the ground with their stomachs in their arms, laughing non-stop, rubbing their stomachs with their hands, or slapping the ground, unable to stand up.

(End of this chapter)