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Chapter 8 You Have to Marry Me
There are more and more people in the auditorium, and it is almost full.

This unparalleled cross talk quickly spread throughout the campus through various channels such as WeChat, telephone, and webcast.

Many students who heard the news have already rushed to the auditorium from all corners of the school.

There are more people on the way, and when they arrive, they can only stand at the door, aisle, and corridor to listen to cross talk.

Even so, everyone is happy.

Without exception, everyone was teased by Qin Feng and Lin Yang, and they were overjoyed.

Many students who were standing were almost exhausted. They leaned against the wall or classmates next to them, laughing out of breath.

Qin Feng's classmate in the auditorium looked at the two on the stage, as if discovering a new world, with an uncontrollable smile and surprise on his face.

"Hahaha, these jokes are really wonderful!"

"Laughing to death, all the laughter I have lived to this day adds up, and I don't laugh as much as today."

"These two guys are hiding too deep. If we knew they had this hand, why would we be so anxious?"

……

The cross talk is almost coming to an end, and the time has passed.

Qin Feng looked helpless: "Looking for a restaurant, I was about to enter, but the waiter stopped me, sir, we don't allow pets here."

Lin Yang laughed and said, "Oh, they are all dogs."

"Hahaha"

laugh again

"Pets are not allowed! It really hurts the house!"

……

Qin Feng stretched out his hand and gestured:
"Look carefully, take a closer look... Come in, sit opposite each other, it's very romantic, I ordered a old peanut vinegar, and a fried red fruit, and we each have a cup of apple cider vinegar"

Li Yang was full of surprise: "Oh, just eat this."

Qin Feng cried and said: "I'm jealous!"

Lin Yang nodded: "Look at her!"

Qin Feng looked at the audience and said: "After eating for a while, she suddenly asked me, you have to marry me, how can we get married?"

Lin Yang: "Oh!"

Qin Feng wiped his forehead in horror: "At that time, I was so stupid that I was in a cold sweat. I said, let's not joke, I might not be suitable for you."

Lin Yang looked at Qin Feng and said, "I can't hear this"

Qin Feng said in a rough voice: "It's okay, I can accept you, think about it, if I follow you, how much educational value would this be?"

Lin Yang looked surprised: "What?"

Qin Feng scratched his head and said:

"Isn't this killing my own? I understand what she said. If I marry him, it will be like donating to the Red Cross and renovating the Great Wall."

Lin Yang laughed and said, "Oh, okay! Just treat it as a good deed."

Qin Feng shook his head firmly: "I said no—! I won't go to hell, whoever loves will go to hell"

"Hahaha" The audience burst into laughter again.

"I don't go to hell, whoever wants to go to hell, it can still be used like this, it's so funny!"

"Laughing like crazy, these two guys!"

……

Lin Yang smiled and shook his hands: "Okay, let's not do it."

Qin Feng raised his hand and waved down: "She was also in a hurry, and slapped the table. If you don't marry me, I'll find someone to marry here!"

Lin Yang was stunned: "Look!"

Qin Feng complained and raised his hand to point out: "The owner of the restaurant is here, you shouldn't do this, you said this, the guests all ran away"

Lin Yang laughed loudly and said, "I'm afraid of marrying her, so I co-authored it."

Qin Feng waved his hand: "I said you go, but she said, if I don't go, you have to pay me for the loss of my youth."

Lin Yang gestured with his hands: "That's what I said!"

Qin Feng stretched out a finger with a sad face: "I said, how much can you lose in one day, you can make a price, she said, 1000 yuan"

Lin Yang nodded: "Not high!"

Qin Feng looked resentful: "I'm really anxious, if the tiger doesn't kill the cat, you think I'm critically ill?"

Lin Yang said in surprise: "You are going to die, this is you"

'puff--! '

Liu Yan in the audience was drinking water, and when she heard this sentence, she spit out all the water in her mouth.

It sprayed all on the back of the head of the person in front, and then he lay on his legs shaking his shoulders and laughing.

Sitting in front of her was Liu Fei, she could only look back helplessly, and couldn't say anything, thinking about Qin Feng's lines just now, she couldn't be happier.

"These two boys are an instant hit, why didn't they find out before?"

Qin Feng said with a bitter face: "I am so angry that I can't speak anymore, how can you do this, let's make a price!"

Lin Yang looked surprised: "It's worth the price!"

Qin Feng waved his hand: "She didn't recognize her head, I looked out of the window, - I said okay, let's listen to Lin Yang"

Lin Yang pointed with his hand and said, "Where am I outside?"

Qin Feng: "There is a statue of Lin Yang outside"

Lin Yang: "Statue?"

Qin Feng gestured at a height of more than two meters and said:

"Lin Yang has a lot of audiences who like him. I made him such a big statue, bigger than a real person. He stands in the community, combs his hair back, wears a suit, and stretches out his hand to greet the audience."

As he spoke, he opened his palm and showed it to the audience.

Lin Yang also gesticulated with his palm: "Oh, so"

Qin Feng pointed forward: "Look! Lin Yang stretched out his hand, let's make five hundred!"

Lin Yang was surprised: "Did I say five hundred? Didn't I just say hello!"

"Hahaha"

Another burst of laughter.

Qin Feng had a bitter face, and gestured while speaking:

"You lie to her first, you said one thousand, I said five hundred, she said, what's the matter? The price of pork has gone up, why am I only five hundred?"

Lin Yang nodded: "Yeah"

Qin Feng wept bitterly: "I said pork is still edible, take a look at you, is it worth using?"

Lin Yang sighed, "Oh!"

"Hahaha"

Laughter continued.

Qin Feng said in a rough voice: "OK, OK, tomorrow"

Lin Yang continued: "Hey!"

Qin Feng stretched out five fingers: "Tomorrow at ten o'clock in the morning, here is the statue of Lin Yang, let's meet, 500 yuan"

Lin Yang said: "Give me the money"

Qin Feng spread his hands: "I don't think it's worth it when she leaves! Where is it? I spent 500 yuan for a dog walk for a day"

Lin Yang laughed and said, "Yeah! I came out for a walk with the dog."

"Hahaha"

The laughter broke out again.

“Walking the dog is too bad”

"This mouth is so mean! I like it"

Qin Feng raised his hand and waved his hand: "Look for a friend, hurry up, Lin Yang's statue has gone at night, knock off three fingers, change it to two hundred"

Lin Yang stretched out two fingers: "It's changed to two hundred."

Qin Feng: "The arrangement is over, next day at ten o'clock in the morning, meet the statue, give her two hundred yuan, and take it away!"

Lin Yang: "Take it away?"

Qin Feng said with a rough voice: "Why!"

Lin Yang: "Oh"

Qin Feng pointed his thumb to the back of his head: "Why! Lin Yang said to give two hundred"

Lin Yang continued: "Yes"

Qin Feng changed his voice and said, "Look up!"

Lin Yang raised his head: "Oh"

Qin Feng said dumbfoundedly: "When I looked up, I almost died of anger, this hand is like this"

Then he stretched out his hand and made a gesture of six

"Hahaha"

The audience all laughed.

……

Lin Yang made gestures and suddenly realized: "Those three who knocked!"

Qin Feng stretched out the middle three fingers: "Knock these three out"

Lin Yang shook his head: "Hey! Another hundred more"

Qin Feng nodded: "Happy to her, six hundred, Lin Yang said to six hundred"

Lin Yang followed suit and nodded: "The two really listen to me!"

Qin Feng waved his hand in frustration:

"I'm so angry, I can't help it, just give it to others. After giving the money, I turned around and went to my friend. You are so wicked. I asked you to knock those three. Why did you knock it like that? I spent too much! You do you know?"

Lin Yang nodded fiercely: "Yes!"

Qin Feng said with a smile: "Talk about the matter, he is happy, you think it's cheap!"

Lin Yang: "What's the matter?"

Qin Feng made an eight sign and said, "If I hit it like this, you will give me eight hundred."

Lin Yang smiled: "More!"

"Hahaha"

After Lin Yang finished speaking, both of them laughed, then took two steps back and bowed to the audience.

This crazily hilarious cross talk ended, and the audience stood up and began to applaud the two.

"clap clap"

"it is good!"

"Excellent talk"

"Dude, that's awesome"

The applause suddenly sounded like a storm.

Everyone in the auditorium, no matter the students or the teachers, whether they were sitting, standing in the aisle or at the door, everyone was applauding Qin Feng and Lin Yang's wonderful performance.

The applause was long and warm, and the applause was deafening.

At the same time, the flashlights of countless mobile phones held up high began to flicker frantically, and there were clicking sounds one after another.

Everyone took pictures of Qin Feng and Lin Yang, making the auditorium look like a celebrity concert for a while.

All the audience applauded and looked at the two people on the stage. Everyone had a strong interest in them and kept asking people around them for news about Qin Feng and the others.

"I've been laughing out loud, it's so enjoyable!"

"I have never been so happy in my life, and today I made up for it all at once."

"Why have these two boys never heard of it? It's so funny, it's a blockbuster!"

"With these two people talking about cross talk, there will be a blessing in the ears in the next few years"

……

The school was completely blown away. Almost all the students watched the performance through the campus network. The wonderful performance of the two caused a sensation in the entire campus. Laughter came from every dormitory building, and the whole school became a sea of ​​joy.

On the forums, on Weibo, and in the circle of friends, there are constant discussions.

"Who would have thought of this episode? Absolutely. It's better than the Spring Festival Gala!"

"The fit is perfect, it's really enjoyable to listen to"

"It's amazing, what a masterpiece! I can't believe it's at our school's party"

"The two buddies are so awesome, their shows must be watched in the future!"

"This is the best cross talk I've ever heard, bar none"

……

During the discussion, some students have already posted the video clips on the Internet, which immediately attracted attention.

At the same time, the clips of cross talk also began to spread rapidly in the circle of friends and on the forums of colleges and universities, and it spread all over the country within a few minutes.

The loud laughter was not limited to the campus, and soon began to be heard in other places.

The audience continued to applaud, discuss and applaud without interruption.

On the stage, Qin Feng and Lin Yang glanced at each other.

Lin Yang's eyes were full of excitement, while Qin Feng's eyes were full of pride.

Then the two bowed again to the audience, then turned and walked backstage.

The applause became louder, without any intention of stopping, it was still ringing crazily behind the two of them.

"Encore"

I don't know who took the lead and started shouting.

At the beginning, only one or two people shouted, but gradually more and more students joined in, and the voice became louder.

"Encore, Encore, Encore,..."

Soon, the entire audience began to shout, and countless voices gathered together, like a mountain roaring and a tsunami, deafening.

The entire auditorium was filled with high-pitched shouts, filling every corner.

Qin Feng and Lin Yang, who had already walked backstage, were so excited that they almost trembled when they heard the crazy encore sound.

Everyone in the backstage was infected and started shouting "Encore, Encore..."

Everyone's acknowledgment made Qin Feng very excited, and he really enjoyed the feeling of being watched by everyone.
He was just an ordinary person in his previous life, and it was impossible for him to enjoy such treatment. He did not expect to be so happy on the first day of his rebirth.

So cool!It's like being in the clouds!Qin Feng felt that he was about to float up.

At this time, Lin Yang was a little panicked, even at a loss.

The sound of the Encore is still like the waves of the sea, constantly washing over everyone's eardrums.

Qin Feng gradually came to his senses. He only felt his heart pounding, his blood flow speeding up, and his heart beating much faster. The burst of adrenaline stimulated him to become more and more excited.

Listening to the voices in the auditorium, and looking at the expectant eyes of the beauties waiting in front of him, Qin Feng decided to play big and shock these students again.

After making the decision, Qin Feng looked at the host to see if they were going to report.

The huge encore sound made the two hosts hesitate a bit. Should they immediately go up to announce the next show?Or let Qin Feng and Lin Yang return?

But based on the mood of everyone in the auditorium, they were afraid that they would be booed by everyone if they went up to report.

While hesitating, he saw Qin Feng's eyes, obviously he wanted to go on stage again.

The two hosts made eye contact, and after thinking about it for a while, they immediately agreed to let Qin Feng and Lin Yang return.

After deciding, the two nodded to Qin Feng, agreeing that he would play again.

Lin Yang also saw what Qin Feng meant, and he didn't have any objections.

Anyway, the show is over, and going up is nothing more than thanking everyone, there will be nothing else.

He was naturally very happy to show his face like this. He never thought of Qin Feng's plan at all. If he thought of it, he would not play again if he was killed!
(End of this chapter)