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Chapter 9
Chapter 9
Seeing that the two hosts did not object, Qin Feng immediately prepared to return.
He took out his mobile phone and quickly created a document. He started typing on the screen of the mobile phone with his fingers flying, and finished writing in less than a minute.
Then he walked up to the host and said to him:
"Dude, please do me a favor"
"you say"
"You send this document of mine to the sound teacher, which tells him how to cooperate; and then lend me a guitar, I will use it later, the band that performed before has a guitar"
"No problem, a small matter"
"Okay, I'll send you the document, and the guitar will be brought to the stage in a while."
Then Qin Feng sent the document to the male host using WeChat.
After the host received it, he glanced at it and walked to the backstage, starting to make a phone call while walking.
After finishing this matter, Qin Feng turned around and walked to Lin Yang.
"Aren't you planning to sing at the party? Why did you think of borrowing a guitar? Don't worry about losing the copyright?"
Lin Yang asked curiously.
"It doesn't matter, after the song is finished, I will register with my mobile phone immediately. It should be fine. If it is robbed, then forget it. I don't want the copyright of this song."
"Weigh it yourself, it's all yours, I don't care"
Qin Feng stepped forward, put his arms around Lin Yang's shoulders and said:
"My buddy didn't cheat you, did you become a blockbuster? This cyclamen is definitely not in vain. From now on, you, Fatty Lin, will be a celebrity in our school. Just wait for the beauties to pounce on you!"
"Fuck off, I'm not as vulgar as you. My buddy is a dedicated man. It's enough to have a beautiful woman, not like a beast like you."
"Pretend, keep pretending, don't pretend to be x, pretend to be struck by lightning!"
"You're just pretending to be x, if you want to be struck by lightning, you will be smashed!"
"Okay, let's stop coughing with you, listen to the sound of encore outside, how do you feel, feel good!"
Lin Yang listened to the shouts still ringing in his ears, nodded and said:
"It's really cool! It's never been so good! Thanks to your good joke"
"Why are you being polite? This is mutual assistance, so don't mention thank you, just treat yourself. Let's go to the stage! Thank you all for your support."
After speaking, he let go of Lin Yang's shoulders, turned around and walked towards the stage.
Seeing Qin Feng move, Lin Yang also moved and followed behind.
All the audience was still applauding wildly, shouting "Encore, Encore", the scene was very spectacular.
Seeing this situation, the teachers were very surprised.
The whole audience chanted "encore" like never before in the history of school evenings.
Amidst the loud 'encore' sound, Qin Feng and Lin Yang stepped onto the stage again.
Seeing the two people appear, the applause immediately became denser, and many boys were shouting.
"Dude, it's awesome! Let's do it again"
"It's hilarious, great job dude"
"Qin Feng, awesome! It's blocked!"
……
The girls were more reserved and didn't shout, but they all stood and applauded the two of them.
At the same time, the mobile phones that everyone had put away were immediately taken out again, and countless mobile phones were shooting towards the stage in an instant.
Everyone knows that as long as these two people are on stage, there must be laughter.
Qin Feng and Lin Yang walked to the center of the stage, and the cross talk stage had already been withdrawn. They were a little excited when they saw the enthusiastic students below the stage.
Looking at each other, Lin Yang signaled Qin Feng to say a few words.
Qin Feng was also polite, stepped forward, took the microphone and said:
"Thank you very much for your warm applause. Lin Yang and I are here to greet you."
After speaking, the two bowed slightly to the audience.
The applause that had paused for a while broke out again, deafening!
"One more verse, it's so good, buddy"
"Come on to comment on the play, the one just now was so good!"
……
Outside the auditorium, there were calls for friends and friends everywhere.
"Come back and watch, the two buddies who talked about cross talk are back."
"Really? Then there's another good show!"
"Let's talk about cross talk or something else? I hope it will be just as exciting"
……
Hearing everyone's shouts, Qin Feng and Lin Yang glanced at each other with excited expressions on their faces.
Lin Yang smiled and was very relaxed. The encore performance has nothing to do with him, he just needs to be a spectator.
Qin Feng also had a smile on his face, enjoying the applause and cheers of everyone with a calm look.
Applause and cheers fell quickly, and Qin Feng said again:
"Thank you for your warm applause, you deserve it! To be honest, when we were performing this cross talk on stage, we were very apprehensive, for fear that the performance would fail and everyone would cast aside it.
Fortunately, judging from everyone's reactions, our performance was not bad, and we got everyone's approval.This is the first time we are on the school stage, and we can get such warm applause, which gives us great encouragement.
We enjoy this wonderful feeling very much, but the applause seems not warm enough, everyone may wish to be more enthusiastic, and let us have more confidence! "
After speaking, Qin Feng put his right hand to his ear, pretending to be listening, and the microphone in his left hand was directed at all the audience.
"Hahaha"
Everyone laughed.
At the same time, everyone did not hesitate to applaud, and accelerated the frequency of applause.
There was a thunderous applause, and the roar of laughter shocked everyone's senses.
Qin Feng's shameless behavior of asking for applause left everyone who knew him dumbfounded.
How good it feels to have such a product!How thick-skinned!I have the nerve to ask for applause in public!
The beauties in the background all sighed secretly: "This guy really has no limit!"
The beauty host was completely speechless, sighing and shaking her head: "It's hopeless!"
on the stage.
Lin Yang's face was flushed, and he lowered his head, which almost fell to the ground.
"You are so shameless. You actually asked for applause in public. You are so shameless! It's so embarrassing! If I knew this, I wouldn't come back with you even if I killed me!"
Qin Feng did not let him go.
"Look everyone, my partner Lin Yang is obviously a little shy, his face is blushing."
"Hahaha"
All the audience burst out laughing.
Lin Yang raised his head and looked at Qin Feng in surprise, why did he bring the topic to himself?
Hearing the tide-like laughter, Lin Yang's face instantly turned as black as the bottom of a pot, and he gritted his teeth and looked at Qin Feng.
"Everyone, don't look at Lin Yang who is very calm and natural when talking about cross talk, but in private he is a shy fat man who doesn't talk much and is not as eloquent as when talking about cross talk.
He is very nice, honest, and popular, everyone likes to associate with him, he is my good roommate, good brother, so here I am going to do something that he did not allow."
Everyone laughed, and everyone was looking forward to Qin Feng's next move. According to his funny style, this matter must be very fun.
Lin Yang's face had completely turned purple. He looked at Qin Feng in horror, wishing he could go up and stop that stinking mouth. .
Not knowing what shocking things he will hear next, Lin Yang has already begun to mourn for himself:
"Damn, I've completely lost my face. I won't be able to see anyone at school anymore. It's all because of you bastard, Qin Feng. I'll find you later to settle the score."
When the laughter subsided a little, Qin Feng continued:
"That's right, my buddy is still single now. It's outrageous that such a high-quality man is always so single! It shows that all the beauties lack discernment. Find this kind of good man, be honest, don't worry, he will never be promiscuous, and Can talk about cross talk, can make you happy at any time.
Most importantly, I guarantee on my reputation that this is definitely a virgin, without any emotional experience, pure and flawless, so, girls here, what are you waiting for!Let's do it now!If it is too late, it will be snatched away by others! "
"Hahaha"
Everyone in the arena burst into laughter instantly, and so did the live broadcast.
The boys were all laughing wildly, beating their chests and stomping their feet, and at the same time they kept looking at the dumbfounded Lin Yang.
The girls also covered their mouths and laughed, their faces were flushed, they kept cursing "hooligans" in their mouths, and their eyes kept scanning Lin Yang. Whenever they saw Lin Yang's dumbfounded expression, they would laugh again Get up, you can't stop!
The teachers laughed and shook their heads
"The mouth is too bad! You really dare to say anything!"
"I'm dying of laughter! A virgin with yellow flowers!"
"Virgin with yellow flowers, pure and flawless, I'll go! Can this be used to describe a man? It's too funny!"
……
The entire school was full of laughter, and Lin Yang's nickname spread throughout the school in an instant, even broke out of the school, and began to spread in the capital's college circle.
Qin Feng and his classmates were also laughing like hell, almost no one could stand or sit normally, and everyone was holding their bellies and laughing endlessly.
Seeing the smirking Qin Feng and the completely dull Lin Yang on the stage, everyone couldn't stop laughing wildly.
Everyone is mourning for Lin Yang, what a pity!
At least in the next six months, Lin Yang's nickname of "Virgin with Yellow Flowers" will not be able to escape, it will definitely hang high above his head like a signboard, and he will not be able to take it off.
At the same time, everyone is also rejoicing that I don't know how to speak cross talk, otherwise I might be the unlucky person. I don't know how Qin Feng's stinky mouth would describe himself. One thing is for sure, it will definitely not sound good!
Thinking of the words 'Virgin with Yellow Flowers', everyone was terrified and trembling!
"Virgin with yellow flowers, Lin Yang is out of luck!"
"Hahaha, I laughed so hard, this product is too bad!"
"Smelly shameless! How can this word be used indiscriminately!"
……
While laughing, the students also heightened their vigilance, be careful of Qin Feng, don't end up like Lin Yang, it's too miserable.
on the stage.
Lin Yang woke up from the horror.
In an instant, the whole person was so angry at this on-site marriage call, his face was dark and purple, and he pointed at Qin Feng tremblingly, and cursed loudly:
"Qin Feng, your uncle!"
Then without any pause, he walked backstage angrily.
Looking at Lin Yang's leaving back, Qin Feng shrugged helplessly at the audience, as if he was innocent.
The changes on stage made the laughter even bigger
"Hahaha"
Everyone laughed like crazy.
This is not the end, Qin Feng made another stab with the microphone.
"Lin Yang, don't be angry! My brother is doing it for your own good. The purpose of the on-site marriage search is to let you get out of singles as soon as possible and bid farewell to your life as a virgin. My brother also has good intentions!"
The scene exploded directly!
There were several muffled sounds of 'plop plop', and many students in the auditorium fell directly to the ground. Those who fell did not stand up immediately, but sat on the ground laughing wildly.
Everyone was laughing wildly, and the scene was staggering.
Many students supported everything around them that could be supported. If there was no support, more people would fall down.
Lin Yang, who was about to walk to the backstage, also heard this sentence, staggered on his feet, and fell to the ground with a "slap", and then hurriedly got up, cursing angrily:
"Qin Feng, you uncle! I'm not finished with you!"
Then he rushed out from the backstage amidst wild laughter.
And the backstage has already collapsed into one piece.
(End of this chapter)
Seeing that the two hosts did not object, Qin Feng immediately prepared to return.
He took out his mobile phone and quickly created a document. He started typing on the screen of the mobile phone with his fingers flying, and finished writing in less than a minute.
Then he walked up to the host and said to him:
"Dude, please do me a favor"
"you say"
"You send this document of mine to the sound teacher, which tells him how to cooperate; and then lend me a guitar, I will use it later, the band that performed before has a guitar"
"No problem, a small matter"
"Okay, I'll send you the document, and the guitar will be brought to the stage in a while."
Then Qin Feng sent the document to the male host using WeChat.
After the host received it, he glanced at it and walked to the backstage, starting to make a phone call while walking.
After finishing this matter, Qin Feng turned around and walked to Lin Yang.
"Aren't you planning to sing at the party? Why did you think of borrowing a guitar? Don't worry about losing the copyright?"
Lin Yang asked curiously.
"It doesn't matter, after the song is finished, I will register with my mobile phone immediately. It should be fine. If it is robbed, then forget it. I don't want the copyright of this song."
"Weigh it yourself, it's all yours, I don't care"
Qin Feng stepped forward, put his arms around Lin Yang's shoulders and said:
"My buddy didn't cheat you, did you become a blockbuster? This cyclamen is definitely not in vain. From now on, you, Fatty Lin, will be a celebrity in our school. Just wait for the beauties to pounce on you!"
"Fuck off, I'm not as vulgar as you. My buddy is a dedicated man. It's enough to have a beautiful woman, not like a beast like you."
"Pretend, keep pretending, don't pretend to be x, pretend to be struck by lightning!"
"You're just pretending to be x, if you want to be struck by lightning, you will be smashed!"
"Okay, let's stop coughing with you, listen to the sound of encore outside, how do you feel, feel good!"
Lin Yang listened to the shouts still ringing in his ears, nodded and said:
"It's really cool! It's never been so good! Thanks to your good joke"
"Why are you being polite? This is mutual assistance, so don't mention thank you, just treat yourself. Let's go to the stage! Thank you all for your support."
After speaking, he let go of Lin Yang's shoulders, turned around and walked towards the stage.
Seeing Qin Feng move, Lin Yang also moved and followed behind.
All the audience was still applauding wildly, shouting "Encore, Encore", the scene was very spectacular.
Seeing this situation, the teachers were very surprised.
The whole audience chanted "encore" like never before in the history of school evenings.
Amidst the loud 'encore' sound, Qin Feng and Lin Yang stepped onto the stage again.
Seeing the two people appear, the applause immediately became denser, and many boys were shouting.
"Dude, it's awesome! Let's do it again"
"It's hilarious, great job dude"
"Qin Feng, awesome! It's blocked!"
……
The girls were more reserved and didn't shout, but they all stood and applauded the two of them.
At the same time, the mobile phones that everyone had put away were immediately taken out again, and countless mobile phones were shooting towards the stage in an instant.
Everyone knows that as long as these two people are on stage, there must be laughter.
Qin Feng and Lin Yang walked to the center of the stage, and the cross talk stage had already been withdrawn. They were a little excited when they saw the enthusiastic students below the stage.
Looking at each other, Lin Yang signaled Qin Feng to say a few words.
Qin Feng was also polite, stepped forward, took the microphone and said:
"Thank you very much for your warm applause. Lin Yang and I are here to greet you."
After speaking, the two bowed slightly to the audience.
The applause that had paused for a while broke out again, deafening!
"One more verse, it's so good, buddy"
"Come on to comment on the play, the one just now was so good!"
……
Outside the auditorium, there were calls for friends and friends everywhere.
"Come back and watch, the two buddies who talked about cross talk are back."
"Really? Then there's another good show!"
"Let's talk about cross talk or something else? I hope it will be just as exciting"
……
Hearing everyone's shouts, Qin Feng and Lin Yang glanced at each other with excited expressions on their faces.
Lin Yang smiled and was very relaxed. The encore performance has nothing to do with him, he just needs to be a spectator.
Qin Feng also had a smile on his face, enjoying the applause and cheers of everyone with a calm look.
Applause and cheers fell quickly, and Qin Feng said again:
"Thank you for your warm applause, you deserve it! To be honest, when we were performing this cross talk on stage, we were very apprehensive, for fear that the performance would fail and everyone would cast aside it.
Fortunately, judging from everyone's reactions, our performance was not bad, and we got everyone's approval.This is the first time we are on the school stage, and we can get such warm applause, which gives us great encouragement.
We enjoy this wonderful feeling very much, but the applause seems not warm enough, everyone may wish to be more enthusiastic, and let us have more confidence! "
After speaking, Qin Feng put his right hand to his ear, pretending to be listening, and the microphone in his left hand was directed at all the audience.
"Hahaha"
Everyone laughed.
At the same time, everyone did not hesitate to applaud, and accelerated the frequency of applause.
There was a thunderous applause, and the roar of laughter shocked everyone's senses.
Qin Feng's shameless behavior of asking for applause left everyone who knew him dumbfounded.
How good it feels to have such a product!How thick-skinned!I have the nerve to ask for applause in public!
The beauties in the background all sighed secretly: "This guy really has no limit!"
The beauty host was completely speechless, sighing and shaking her head: "It's hopeless!"
on the stage.
Lin Yang's face was flushed, and he lowered his head, which almost fell to the ground.
"You are so shameless. You actually asked for applause in public. You are so shameless! It's so embarrassing! If I knew this, I wouldn't come back with you even if I killed me!"
Qin Feng did not let him go.
"Look everyone, my partner Lin Yang is obviously a little shy, his face is blushing."
"Hahaha"
All the audience burst out laughing.
Lin Yang raised his head and looked at Qin Feng in surprise, why did he bring the topic to himself?
Hearing the tide-like laughter, Lin Yang's face instantly turned as black as the bottom of a pot, and he gritted his teeth and looked at Qin Feng.
"Everyone, don't look at Lin Yang who is very calm and natural when talking about cross talk, but in private he is a shy fat man who doesn't talk much and is not as eloquent as when talking about cross talk.
He is very nice, honest, and popular, everyone likes to associate with him, he is my good roommate, good brother, so here I am going to do something that he did not allow."
Everyone laughed, and everyone was looking forward to Qin Feng's next move. According to his funny style, this matter must be very fun.
Lin Yang's face had completely turned purple. He looked at Qin Feng in horror, wishing he could go up and stop that stinking mouth. .
Not knowing what shocking things he will hear next, Lin Yang has already begun to mourn for himself:
"Damn, I've completely lost my face. I won't be able to see anyone at school anymore. It's all because of you bastard, Qin Feng. I'll find you later to settle the score."
When the laughter subsided a little, Qin Feng continued:
"That's right, my buddy is still single now. It's outrageous that such a high-quality man is always so single! It shows that all the beauties lack discernment. Find this kind of good man, be honest, don't worry, he will never be promiscuous, and Can talk about cross talk, can make you happy at any time.
Most importantly, I guarantee on my reputation that this is definitely a virgin, without any emotional experience, pure and flawless, so, girls here, what are you waiting for!Let's do it now!If it is too late, it will be snatched away by others! "
"Hahaha"
Everyone in the arena burst into laughter instantly, and so did the live broadcast.
The boys were all laughing wildly, beating their chests and stomping their feet, and at the same time they kept looking at the dumbfounded Lin Yang.
The girls also covered their mouths and laughed, their faces were flushed, they kept cursing "hooligans" in their mouths, and their eyes kept scanning Lin Yang. Whenever they saw Lin Yang's dumbfounded expression, they would laugh again Get up, you can't stop!
The teachers laughed and shook their heads
"The mouth is too bad! You really dare to say anything!"
"I'm dying of laughter! A virgin with yellow flowers!"
"Virgin with yellow flowers, pure and flawless, I'll go! Can this be used to describe a man? It's too funny!"
……
The entire school was full of laughter, and Lin Yang's nickname spread throughout the school in an instant, even broke out of the school, and began to spread in the capital's college circle.
Qin Feng and his classmates were also laughing like hell, almost no one could stand or sit normally, and everyone was holding their bellies and laughing endlessly.
Seeing the smirking Qin Feng and the completely dull Lin Yang on the stage, everyone couldn't stop laughing wildly.
Everyone is mourning for Lin Yang, what a pity!
At least in the next six months, Lin Yang's nickname of "Virgin with Yellow Flowers" will not be able to escape, it will definitely hang high above his head like a signboard, and he will not be able to take it off.
At the same time, everyone is also rejoicing that I don't know how to speak cross talk, otherwise I might be the unlucky person. I don't know how Qin Feng's stinky mouth would describe himself. One thing is for sure, it will definitely not sound good!
Thinking of the words 'Virgin with Yellow Flowers', everyone was terrified and trembling!
"Virgin with yellow flowers, Lin Yang is out of luck!"
"Hahaha, I laughed so hard, this product is too bad!"
"Smelly shameless! How can this word be used indiscriminately!"
……
While laughing, the students also heightened their vigilance, be careful of Qin Feng, don't end up like Lin Yang, it's too miserable.
on the stage.
Lin Yang woke up from the horror.
In an instant, the whole person was so angry at this on-site marriage call, his face was dark and purple, and he pointed at Qin Feng tremblingly, and cursed loudly:
"Qin Feng, your uncle!"
Then without any pause, he walked backstage angrily.
Looking at Lin Yang's leaving back, Qin Feng shrugged helplessly at the audience, as if he was innocent.
The changes on stage made the laughter even bigger
"Hahaha"
Everyone laughed like crazy.
This is not the end, Qin Feng made another stab with the microphone.
"Lin Yang, don't be angry! My brother is doing it for your own good. The purpose of the on-site marriage search is to let you get out of singles as soon as possible and bid farewell to your life as a virgin. My brother also has good intentions!"
The scene exploded directly!
There were several muffled sounds of 'plop plop', and many students in the auditorium fell directly to the ground. Those who fell did not stand up immediately, but sat on the ground laughing wildly.
Everyone was laughing wildly, and the scene was staggering.
Many students supported everything around them that could be supported. If there was no support, more people would fall down.
Lin Yang, who was about to walk to the backstage, also heard this sentence, staggered on his feet, and fell to the ground with a "slap", and then hurriedly got up, cursing angrily:
"Qin Feng, you uncle! I'm not finished with you!"
Then he rushed out from the backstage amidst wild laughter.
And the backstage has already collapsed into one piece.
(End of this chapter)
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