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Chapter 95

In the auditorium, as soon as Qin Feng and Lin Yang walked out of the curtain, the applause suddenly increased a lot.

"it is good!"

The applause was mixed with loud applause.

Apart from the applause and applause, there were countless mobile phones held high for shooting, and the flashes flickered continuously, making Qin Feng and Lin Yang dizzy.

The two walked quickly to the cross talk stage.

Lin Yang stood on the inside of the stage where he was talking, and Qin Feng stood on the outside where he was talking.

After a little tidying up the table, the two were ready to start.

The Tang suits they wore today amazed all the audience at the scene and in front of the computer.

The cross talk actors you have seen before are all dressed in modern suits. When their traditional costumes come out, it will naturally make everyone feel novel.

It was only then that everyone remembered that cross talk is a traditional language art and has nothing to do with Western culture. After careful consideration, it feels a bit nondescript to talk about cross talk in a suit.

People in the field of cross talk in front of the computer saw Qin Feng and Lin Yang's outfits, and they had the same idea without realizing it.

Listening to the warm applause one after another in the auditorium, Qin Feng felt very comfortable.

This is my second official performance, and there are already so many people supporting me. It seems that rebirth is indeed a good thing, allowing me to start a new and exciting life.

Lin Yang was also very excited, his fat face turned red.

The applause and cheers gradually decreased, and everyone looked at Qin Feng and Lin Yang on the stage, waiting for them to bring you wonderful performances.

Qin Feng put aside all the thoughts in his mind and prepared to start the performance.

Lin Yang is also ready and can start at any time.

Qin Feng cupped his fists and bowed to the audience, and said with a smile:

"Hearing everyone's enthusiastic applause just now, I know that everyone likes "Those Flowers" very much. As the songwriter of this song, can I ask everyone to give some more applause? It's my reward!"

After speaking, Qin Feng took two steps towards the side of the stage, put his right hand on his ear, and made a gesture of listening, while the palm of the other hand kept pointing upwards to signal for louder applause.

"Hahaha……"

There was a burst of laughter at the scene, and everyone was amused by his behavior of asking for applause.

"clap clap"

Thunderous applause broke out amid the laughter.

Qin Feng's classmates in the audience felt ashamed.

"This guy is really shameless, even at Peking University!"

Especially Liu Yan, who blushed like a piece of red cloth.

Lin Yang also felt his face burning hot on stage, it was so embarrassing!
Looking at Qin Feng beside the stage, he wished he could go up and kick him off the stage.

The people watching the live broadcast in front of the computer also burst into laughter, and everyone had a new understanding of Qin Feng's thick skin.

When the applause was a little low, Qin Feng walked back to the cross talk stage, looked at the students in the audience and said:
"Although this song is my lyrics and first singing, I have to admit that Pang Yong sang very well today, better than me! His voice and temperament are more suitable for this song"

As soon as Qin Feng's words fell, there was another round of applause at the scene, which was applause of admiration.

No matter the audience at the scene or in front of the computer, when they heard Qin Feng's words, they immediately looked at him with a hint of admiration.

"It seems that this kid is not a narrow-minded person! He can also see the strengths of others."

Pang Yong in the backstage was very moved when he heard these words. Now he looked at Qin Feng, and felt a little like meeting Bole.

After Qin Feng praised Pang Yong, he was ready to perform immediately.

"Okay, let's stop gossip and get down to business. Let's start today's cross talk performance. Let me introduce myself first..."

"Call-"

There was a sudden burst of boos at the scene, which interrupted Qin Feng immediately.

Swish!Everyone's eyes turned to the source of the booing, another stick!I really don't know how to live or die!

Seeing that it was Bangzi booing himself, Qin Feng laughed immediately.

Seeing Qin Feng's smile, Lei Xiaoyang's heart skipped a beat, it's broken, something will happen!

The audience at the scene and in front of the computer saw Qin Feng's smile, and they were all excited, there was a good show to watch! "

really!Qin Feng did not disappoint everyone, he only heard him say humorously:
"It seems that these Korean friends also like cross talk very much. Before I said it, they started shouting. What a good audience! They are very cooperative"

"Hahaha"

As soon as his words fell, the audience burst into laughter.

"Does the stick match you? That's booing you! Fortunately, the audience! I guess these sticks have eaten your heart"

Bangzi in the audience looked at Qin Feng, gnashing their teeth with hatred.

"In order to thank the Korean friends for their enthusiastic support, before we start, I will tell you a little story to increase the fun of watching cross talk for these Korean friends, and at the same time increase the fun for everyone."

"clap clap"

"it is good!"

The applause sounded immediately, and everyone knew that the good show had begun, and applauded and booed one after another.

Hearing the huge applause and cheers, the faces of the sticks turned ashen. They also knew something bad happened, and the poisonous mouth on the stage was about to start spraying poison again.

Sure enough, Qin Feng's next words immediately pissed off the sticks to death.

"A friend told me a story, and I later relayed it to His Royal Highness Park (whoring). He was very happy to hear it and said that the story fully reflected Korea's long history and advanced technology."

"Hahaha"

Hearing the name, everyone immediately burst into laughter.

The faces of the sticks are black with purple in them.

The audience who heard the name for the first time also burst out laughing.

Among them were the vice president of Peking University and the leaders of the Ministry of Education.

But these leaders knew the seriousness, they laughed twice and immediately suppressed it, all of them blushed.

Qin Feng waited for the laughter to get a little lower before continuing to break:
"The content of the story is this. By 2046, South Korea's aerospace technology has advanced by leaps and bounds, and a satellite orbiting Mars was launched. As a gift, the South Korean satellite airdropped a copy of "The Encyclopedia of Korean Mythology" to Mars, which caused a commotion among the Martians .

Martian A: Hey, the book says we are descendants of Koreans.

Second Martian: This at least explains the origin of our species.

First Martian (crying bitterly): No wonder we're so ugly...

Boom! ...Korean satellite air-dropped another copy of "Korean Plastic Surgery Guide"..."

……

"Hahaha"

Before Qin Feng finished speaking, everyone started laughing, and the audience laughed like crazy.

"I'm dying of laughter, it's so cool to scold!"

"Poisonous mouth, it really lives up to its reputation"

""Korean Plastic Surgery Guide", it's so fun, how did you come up with it?"

"It's so funny, these sticks are so pitiful, they were hurt by Qin Feng one after another"

"It is estimated that Qin Feng will be Bangzi's public enemy in the future! This mouth is too lethal."

……

Off the stage, Liu Yan and the others were almost dying of laughter, each of them sat there laughing until they fell down.

The rest of the people at the scene were also laughing like hell, dying.

Only those stick faces were already black and purple with anger, and they stood up one by one, wishing to rush to the stage and tear Qin Feng to pieces.

People watching the live broadcast outside the auditorium were also amused by this passage.

"Hahaha, it's terrible, I laughed to death"

Sister Fei and her manager, Sister Dong, watched the live video broadcast on the mobile phone in the nanny's car, laughing and rolling in the car.

"puff----"

Singer Hu Zhijun, who was eating, even sprayed rice grains everywhere.

"Hahaha, going crazy!"

At home, Han Ru threw herself on the bed laughing and kicking her feet.

Everyone in the cross talk circle burst into laughter. They never thought that there would be such a good show before the cross talk show!
Even those enemies who hated Qin Feng's immortality, such as Liu Fuxiang's master and apprentice, Li Yufeng, Shen Yi, and the men's soccer players, laughed and couldn't stand still when they watched the live broadcast.

Only Ha Han and Bangzi couldn't laugh at this moment, looking at Qin Feng, they wanted to tear him up and eat him.

……

The laughter at the scene decreased slightly, and Qin Feng was about to hurt the stick again.

At this time, he saw Lei Xiaoyang in the audience holding his fists and kept bowing to him, so he almost knelt down, obviously Lei Xiaoyang was afraid.

If Qin Feng continues to do it so recklessly, maybe something serious will happen. At that time, Lei Xiaoyang must be one of the unlucky people, so now he begged Qin Feng to shut up.

It is estimated that this will make Lei Xiaoyang knock Qin Feng twice, he will do both!As long as Qin Feng can shut up!

Seeing Lei Xiaoyang's pleading face, Qin Feng stopped his more vicious and insidious words.

"Let's let go of the stick for now. If they don't know how to be funny, there are some jokes to deal with them. Just spray them all day and night without repeating the same thing"

After rearranging his thoughts, Qin Feng smiled and said:

"Please pay a moment of silence for the future Martians! Well, the story about Korean friends is over, and we will start talking about cross talk. Of course, if Korean friends feel that listening is not enough, you can continue to make requests. I have such small stories. Countless, will be able to meet your requirements"

"Hahaha"

Laughter broke out again.

Everyone laughed and looked at Bangzi, hoping they would provoke Qin Feng again, so that there would be another good show.

This time the sticks wisely chose to remain silent, and Qin Feng had already frightened them.

Although they wished Qin Feng would die, they never dared to provoke Qin Feng with words anymore. That poisonous mouth was really frightening!
Seeing that the sticks didn't respond, Qin Feng adjusted his mood and officially started the cross talk performance.

(End of this chapter)